joke

[blackpoolhibs]

I just paid £60 for 8 legs of venison............ is that 2 deer ?

[JimBHibees]

I just paid £60 for 8 legs of venison............ is that 2 deer ?

more like oh dear :greengrin

Liquid lunch ?

[easty]

I could have done you a much better deal, I go shooting deer all the time. Right handed shot, left handed shot, makes no difference to me.....I'm bambidextrous :greengrin

[ElginHibbie]

Woman addicted to eating sofas

Sounds like she has a suite tooth

[iwasthere1972]

I just paid £60 for 8 legs of venison............ is that 2 deer ?


:doh: a deer a female deer.

[snooky]

:doh: a deer a female deer.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.footballzone.co.uk/images/i-9000/09221.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.footballzone.co.uk/all-football-teams-97/h-teams-110/hibernian-hibs-235/&usg=__9QVpmyrYM1MHaCg9QXn7BTeLoUM=&h=582&w=450&sz=36&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=kE2wHwiHYcBIFM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=107&ei=x_6VTfSINY7AswaSz6W-BQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522gordon%2Brae%2522%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26sa%3DG%26rlz%3D1T4SUNC_enGB361GB361%26biw%3 D1096%26bih%3D568%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=361&vpy=47&dur=234&hovh=255&hovw=197&tx=89&ty=148&oei=x_6VTfSINY7AswaSz6W-BQ&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0 ...a drop of golden sun.

[ancient hibee]

I just paid £60 for 8 legs of venison............ is that 2 deer ?
You should get the chop for that joke.

[hibees59]

Man staggers into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises and a 5 iron round his neck. What happened to you asks the doctor. Well I was playing golf with my wife and we both sliced our balls into a field of cows, I found one stuck in a cows fanni, I yelled to my wife "this looks like yours" ... and I don't remember much after that.

[darwenhibby]

A Liverpool Fan & Man Utd Fan are involved in a head on car collision.
Both are unscathed but both cars are right offs.
Both ensure that the other is ok and agree put rivalries to one side.

The Liverpool fan suggests a drink to bury the hatchet.
"Good Idea," says the Man United, " Ive a bottle whisky in my boot" and he hands it tothe Liverpool Fan.

The Liverpool fan drinks half the bottle and shouts " Here's to United and Liverpool fans living in peace and harmony!!!"

He turns to the United fan and says " Your turn, finish this bottle off."

"No Thanks you Scouse Barsteward!!" he replies, "I'll wait til the police have assessed the situation first."

[iwasthere1972]

:doh: a deer a female deer.


http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.footballzone.co.uk/images/i-9000/09221.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.footballzone.co.uk/all-football-teams-97/h-teams-110/hibernian-hibs-235/&usg=__9QVpmyrYM1MHaCg9QXn7BTeLoUM=&h=582&w=450&sz=36&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=kE2wHwiHYcBIFM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=107&ei=x_6VTfSINY7AswaSz6W-BQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522gordon%2Brae%2522%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26sa%3DG%26rlz%3D1T4SUNC_enGB361GB361%26biw%3 D1096%26bih%3D568%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=361&vpy=47&dur=234&hovh=255&hovw=197&tx=89&ty=148&oei=x_6VTfSINY7AswaSz6W-BQ&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0 ...a drop of golden sun.

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/bob.dunning/bertiemees.jpg&imgrefurl=http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/bob.dunning/bmee.htm&usg=__80vfjOuIHZqcHJdzKUezcsDuVDk=&h=380&w=437&sz=46&hl=en&start=0&sig2=HLb6iLO-ImaG8oJJjCQbHA&zoom=1&tbnid=r-r9HWXBnJuqrM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=161&ei=nj-WTb2KEYuVOtrXmM4E&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbertie%2Bmee%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw %3D1366%26bih%3D667%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divnso&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=134&vpy=114&dur=2762&hovh=209&hovw=241&tx=108&ty=125&oei=nj-WTb2KEYuVOtrXmM4E&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0 Mee a name I call myself

[Leicester Fan]

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.



Talk about Dyson with death?..