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Tricla
11-02-2011, 11:57 AM
You are my palsson,
My victor palsson,
Comes from Iceland where skys are grey.

Puts in a tackle like a volcano,
Please dont take my palsson away.....


A work mate of mine came up with this and I thought it was quite good.

Thoughts?

matty_f
11-02-2011, 12:02 PM
You are my palsson,
My victor palsson,
Comes from Iceland where skys are grey.

Puts in a tackle like a volcano,
Please dont take my palsson away.....


A work mate of mine came up with this and I thought it was quite good.

Thoughts?

:thumbsup:

Who came up with that?

iwasthere1972
11-02-2011, 12:08 PM
:thumbsup:

Who came up with that?

His work mate. :agree:

easty
11-02-2011, 12:11 PM
You are my palsson,
My victor palsson,
Comes from Iceland where skys are grey.

Puts in a tackle like a volcano,
Please dont take my palsson away.....


A work mate of mine came up with this and I thought it was quite good.

Thoughts?

Not so sure about the bit in bold......if someone can think of a line thats less rubbish then this could really work.

Mark79
11-02-2011, 12:20 PM
Not so sure about the bit in bold......if someone can think of a line thats less rubbish then this could really work.

He plays the matty jack role

Removed
11-02-2011, 12:21 PM
His work mate. :agree:

:greengrin

Tricla
11-02-2011, 12:23 PM
Not so sure about the bit in bold......if someone can think of a line thats less rubbish then this could really work.


What's wrong with like?

It's symbolic of where he comes from.

frazeHFC
11-02-2011, 12:24 PM
You are my palsson,
My victor palsson,
Comes from Iceland where skys are grey.

Puts in a tackle like a volcano,
Please dont take my palsson away.....


A work mate of mine came up with this and I thought it was quite good.

Thoughts?

I think it is great but instead of "comes from Iceland" i think it would be better with "you come from Iceland".

What about this?

You are my Palsson,
My Victor Palsson
You came from Anfield
To bring us joy
5 foot 11
Of football heaven
Please don't take my Palsson away.

matty_f
11-02-2011, 12:25 PM
His work mate. :agree:

:aok: I work beside him too...

Tricla
11-02-2011, 12:30 PM
:thumbsup:

Who came up with that?

Lad in my team

HibeeMcGinn1
11-02-2011, 12:31 PM
I think it is great but instead of "comes from Iceland" i think it would be better with "you come from Iceland".

What about this?

You are my Palsson,
My Victor Palsson
You came from Anfield
To bring us joy
5 foot 11
Of football heaven
Please don't take my Palsson away.

I like that one

roondheid
11-02-2011, 12:31 PM
I think it is great but instead of "comes from Iceland" i think it would be better with "you come from Iceland".

What about this?

You are my Palsson,
My Victor Palsson
You came from Anfield
To bring us joy
5 foot 11
Of football heaven
Please don't take my Palsson away.

Or a blend of the two:

You are my Palsson
My Victor Palsson
You came from Iceland
Where skies are grey
5 foot 11
Of football heaven
Please don't take my Palsson away

:agree::flag:

easty
11-02-2011, 12:34 PM
What's wrong with like?

It's symbolic of where he comes from.

Tackling like a volcano isnt symbolic of anywhere!

Arch Stanton
11-02-2011, 12:34 PM
Not so sure about the bit in bold......if someone can think of a line thats less rubbish then this could really work.

It's not so bad really - volcanoes and Iceland and all that.

Or maybe -
For an Icelandic, he is fantastic

easty
11-02-2011, 12:36 PM
It's not so bad really - volcanoes and Iceland and all that.

Or maybe -
For an Icelandic, he is fantastic

How about "when you're out scoring, your dads out whaling":greengrin

Ken
11-02-2011, 12:36 PM
Or a blend of the two:

You are my Palsson
My Victor Palsson
You came from Iceland
Where skies are grey
5 foot 11
Of football heaven
Please don't take my Palsson away

:agree::flag:

This is excellent!!

Tricla
11-02-2011, 12:37 PM
How about "when you're out scoring, your dads out whaling":greengrin

:top marks

iwasthere1972
11-02-2011, 12:38 PM
:aok: I work beside him too...

:doh:

:greengrin

God Petrie
11-02-2011, 12:58 PM
That tune reminds me too much of that little diving celtic rat Larsson

EH6 Hibby
11-02-2011, 01:04 PM
That tune reminds me too much of that little diving celtic rat Larsson

We sang that for Russell before they sang it for Larsson, I think.

Dinkydoo
11-02-2011, 01:09 PM
Have to say that Roondheids is looking the best so far :aok:

I'll no embarass myself by displaying how creatively inept I am :faf:

Dunbar Hibee
11-02-2011, 01:11 PM
You are my Palsson
my Victor Palsson
you come from Iceland, where skies are gray
So f*** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerrard
Just please dont take my Palsson away


(coat's on)

Phil D. Rolls
11-02-2011, 01:16 PM
Tackling like a volcano isnt symbolic of anywhere!

Tackle like a volcano? The ladies must be pleased.

frazeHFC
11-02-2011, 01:25 PM
Have to say that Roondheids is looking the best so far :aok:

I'll no embarass myself by displaying how creatively inept I am :faf:

He just merged the 2 together. He deserves no credit. :na na:

iwasthere1972
11-02-2011, 01:27 PM
You are my Palsson
my Victor Palsson
You come from Iceland, in the North Atlantic
So f*** your Jambos and your dirty Rantic
Please dont take my Palsson away


Coats on and I'm offski too :taxi

easty
11-02-2011, 01:28 PM
Tackle like a volcano? The ladies must be pleased.

Maybe, but how hard would it be to get all the volcanic ash from between the keys of your laptop after Mrs Filled Rolls had gone to bed...:wink:

since90plustwo
11-02-2011, 02:10 PM
You are my Palsson
my Victor Palsson
you come from Iceland, where skies are gray
So f*** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerrard
Just please dont take my Palsson away


(coat's on)

this one is one of the best, has a wee bit of banter in it aswell! iit gets my vote:thumbsup:

matty_f
11-02-2011, 02:12 PM
this one is one of the best, has a wee bit of banter in it aswell! iit gets my vote:thumbsup:

:agree: Same here.

Tricla
11-02-2011, 02:47 PM
[QUOTE]You are my Palsson
my Victor Palsson
you come from Iceland, where skies are gray
So f*** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerrard
Just please dont take my Palsson away
QUOTE]

I like this one too.

Singing Section - Get it Sorted!

The_Horde
11-02-2011, 02:51 PM
You are my Palsson
my Victor Palsson
you come from Iceland, where skies are gray
So f*** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerrard
Just please dont take my Palsson away
i

(coat's on)

I like that one. Maybe swap your from Iceland to he's from Iceland. Maybe try and rhyme hard and Gerrard somewhow?

Betty Boop
11-02-2011, 02:55 PM
Tackle like a volcano? The ladies must be pleased.

:greengrin

Franck Stanton
11-02-2011, 03:02 PM
Great song lads, have tweeked it slightly :-

You are our Palsson

Our Victor Palsson

You come from Iceland where life is hard

So **** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerard

Just please dont take our Palsson away.


:thumbsup::cgwa:cgwa:thumbsup:

Arch Stanton
11-02-2011, 03:34 PM
Great song lads, have tweeked it slightly :-

You are our Palsson

Our Victor Palsson

You come from Iceland where life is hard

So **** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerard

Just please dont take our Palsson away.


:thumbsup::cgwa:cgwa:thumbsup:

Since this is still obviously going through it's committee stages may I suggest -

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He comes from Iceland where life is hard
So stuff your Lampard, and Steven Gerard
Please dont take our Palsson away.

iwasthere1972
11-02-2011, 03:44 PM
Since this is still obviously going through it's committee stages may I suggest -

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He comes from Iceland where life is hard
So stuff your Lampard, and Steven Gerard
Please dont take our Palsson away.

or

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He comes from Iceland, eats sharks and whales
Smokes Capstan Full Strength, he's hard as nails
Please dont take our Palsson away

Coats on. :taxi whoooooosh

Dunbar Hibee
11-02-2011, 03:47 PM
;2732675']I like that one. Maybe swap your from Iceland to he's from Iceland. Maybe try and rhyme hard and Gerrard somewhow?

Yeah he comes from Iceland is probably better:thumbsup:

GreenCastle
11-02-2011, 03:53 PM
or

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He comes from Iceland, eats sharks and whales
Smokes Capstan Full Strength, he's hard as nails
Please dont take our Palsson away

Coats on. :taxi whoooooosh

:faf:

Dashing Bob S
11-02-2011, 03:54 PM
What's wrong with like?

It's symbolic of where he comes from.

That's the killer line in the song. Original, pertinent and witty.

I despair of Scottish football fans sometimes. Do we really need to wait for some clown in Manchester to make up a song, some EPL team endorse it, in order to give ourselves permission to sing something new?

Arch Stanton
11-02-2011, 04:00 PM
or

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He comes from Iceland, eats sharks and whales
Smokes Capstan Full Strength, he's hard as nails
Please dont take our Palsson away

Coats on. :taxi whoooooosh

Yea, lets not be meally mouthed here -

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He comes from Iceland, they slaughter whales
His tackles break legs, but we don't care less
Please dont take our Palsson away

Houchy
11-02-2011, 04:16 PM
You are my Palsson,
My Victor Palsson,
You came from Anfield, where the reds play,
You learnt from Gerrard, not ****ty Lampard*,
Please don't take my Palsson away.

*Took a lot for me to write that being a Chelsea supporter:agree::greengrin

Sorry to Admins, completely forgot about the swear filter.:agree::greengrin:aok:

Houchy
11-02-2011, 04:19 PM
Simple one for Towell:

Ohhhh Ritchie Towell, you used to play for Celtc but you're alright now (repeat)

Houchy
11-02-2011, 04:20 PM
I'm on a Roll. Same for Martin Scott:

Ohhhhh, Scotty Scotty, You knocked us out at county but you're alright now.:agree:

fat freddy
11-02-2011, 04:25 PM
a guy at my works makes up daft songs as well...he thought some of our other new midfielders deserved their own signature tune as well so i, i mean he, came up with this..

You are from Livi
Your nicknames Jimmy
but your real name is Martin Scott

the midfield was gentle
but now its mental
cos we've signed Jimmy Scott...

i've just phoned a taxi for my mate..

BEEJ
11-02-2011, 05:00 PM
Great song lads, have tweeked it slightly :-

You are our Palsson

Our Victor Palsson

You come from Iceland where life is hard

So **** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerard

Just please dont take our Palsson away.


:thumbsup::cgwa:cgwa:thumbsup:
I think Victor himself idolises Mr Gerrard; so best not to diss him in the lad's song. :greengrin

Roondheid's amalgam of the first two entries gets my vote so far.

frazeHFC
11-02-2011, 06:07 PM
I'm on a Roll. Same for Martin Scott:

Ohhhhh, Scotty Scotty, You knocked us out at county but you're alright now.:agree:

I was actually singing this earlier except i had "Ohhhhh, Jimmy Jimmy, You knocked us out the cup but you're alright now."

Sexton
11-02-2011, 06:32 PM
a guy at my works makes up daft songs as well...he thought some of our other new midfielders deserved their own signature tune as well so i, i mean he, came up with this..<br />
<br />
You are from Livi<br />
Your nicknames Jimmy<br />
but your real name is Martin Scott<br />
<br />
the midfield was gentle<br />
but now its mental<br />
cos we've signed Jimmy Scott...<br />
<br />
i've just phoned a taxi for my mate..<br />
<br />

thats quality

IWasThere2016
11-02-2011, 07:12 PM
You are my Palsson
my Victor Palsson
you come from Iceland, where skies are gray
So f*** your Lampard, yer Steven Gerrard
Just please dont take my Palsson away


(coat's on)

Git yer coat aff and take a bow my son! :thumbsup:

malcolm1875
11-02-2011, 08:13 PM
How about these? Might seem a little over the top for a lad who's just signed, but I couldn't condense all my rhymes into one verse...

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He came from Iceland on huskey sleigh
He tackles harder than Steve Gerrard does
So watch out for Palsson on match day (this does actually fit if you say it a couple of times)

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He plays for Hibees on Saturdays
Up there in Reykjavik they teach em how to kick
So don't take our Vic Palsson away

He is our Palsson
Our Victor Palsson
He comes from Iceland where night is day
Where there's volcanoes they sure can play though
So please don't take our Palsson away

:offski:

Houchy
11-02-2011, 10:19 PM
I think Victor himself idolises Mr Gerrard; so best not to diss him in the lad's song. :greengrin

Roondheid's amalgam of the first two entries gets my vote so far.

:agree:

How about:

F*** your Lampard, You play like Gerrard...

or

F*** your Lampard, You're more like Gerrard...

hfc rd
12-02-2011, 12:32 AM
All of these songs are great!!!
:cgwa

Tricla
12-02-2011, 12:37 AM
So, do any of the singing section think any of these renditions are worth a bellow at ER?

If so will you get it aired?