What Would The Big Team Do?

[Dan Sarf]

...if they ever found themselves in our parlous situation?

(Not very likely, I know, with their legions of fans, winning the war mentality, use of training centre, de luxe press boxes, etc, etc.)

Suggestions? :devil:

[Springbank]

...well, first up, they would find a way to collectively dismiss the importance of the tournament, it's really a wee cup (it certainly is a lot narrower than the very wide League Cup trophy)

Not worth winning etc