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Dan Sarf
23-12-2010, 11:58 AM
What present would you put under the tree for each of the lads - and the manager too? Remembering it's the season of goodwill.

I'll start...

A hat trick for Deek (in the Cup Final).

:thumbsup:

nickwhibs
23-12-2010, 12:16 PM
2 new feet for Rankin...

a bike for De Graaf to make him faster...

H18sry
23-12-2010, 12:45 PM
For the gaffer 9 points from the next 3 games:wink:

HibeeB
23-12-2010, 12:45 PM
Stabilisers for Colin Nish :rolleyes:

Westie1875
23-12-2010, 12:52 PM
Stabilisers for Colin Nish :rolleyes:

:greengrin :faf:

Judas Iscariot
23-12-2010, 12:55 PM
A pass to a Hibs shirt for JR..

PISTOL1875
23-12-2010, 12:56 PM
A bottle for the majority of them...

Golden Bear
23-12-2010, 12:57 PM
Specsavers vouchers for the entire team. They obviously can't find their teammates right now.

:wink:

Saorsa
23-12-2010, 01:00 PM
Stabilisers for Colin Nish :rolleyes::hilarious

Riordans Boots
23-12-2010, 01:01 PM
An envelope containing a new contract for Derek - with an offer he couldn't refuse :santa:tree:xbell

Thecat23
23-12-2010, 01:14 PM
I'd give the team concussion, and when they are coming round tell them they are Messi and to go out and maul Hearts.

Sammy7nil
23-12-2010, 01:15 PM
Zemmama a run of 36 games starting
Calderwood 4 good loan signings
Liam Miller a Heart
De Graff a Motor Bike and a few Goals
Nish Boots with Studs
John Rankin a New Team
Deek a new contract and Strike partner
Ian Murray a Time machine
Grounds a ticket to Tyneside

Thecat23
23-12-2010, 01:20 PM
I'd give them all a Rod Petrie Tash! :greengrin

.Sean.
23-12-2010, 01:26 PM
I'd give Liam Miller a heart.
Michael Hart some Grecian.
Derek Riordan a new contract.
Zemmama a new contract.

jackhfc
23-12-2010, 01:44 PM
Brown - a good back 4
Hart - Nitros
Dickoh - A national call up
Bamba - A new contract
Grounds - A :bye: back to Borough
Zemmama - At least 5 games without injury:pray:
Murray - See Hart
Miller - Some passion for the team
Rankin - A bit of composure
De Graff - A straight jacket to stop his arms from dragging in the air when he runs which might make him less slow
Nish - A player of the season award
Riordan - Anything he wants, providing he stays:greengrin

CC - A decent amount of £ to spend in Jan and the Summer

Jim44
23-12-2010, 01:48 PM
Stabilisers for Colin Nish :rolleyes:

........and a pair of ear plugs. :greengrin

down-the-slope
23-12-2010, 02:01 PM
Brown - a pair of Kenny Everet 'brother lee love' hands
Hart - time machine so he can go back to his early 20's form
Dickoh - A CH partner who doesn't beleive the hype
Bamba - Gift token for the hypnotist 'couch' where he can get some perspective of his real ability
Grounds - Radio controlled ball with auto team mate finder
Rankin - Groundhog potion so he can do 'Ibrox' every week
Miller - Some Matty Jack hormones
Wotherspoon - Some company from fellow U19's in the first team squad
DeGraff - shooting boots
Nish - Stabalisers...(if a giftd perfect then why look for something else)
Riorden - A couple of yards of pace

Manager - blackmail pictures of RP in the buff

iwasthere1972
23-12-2010, 02:21 PM
Lighters all round as they keep losing their matches.

Killiehibbie
23-12-2010, 03:23 PM
Determination with a liberal sprinkling of grit to be shared.

lucky
23-12-2010, 03:41 PM
P45 for all except Deek and CC

Hibstrooper
23-12-2010, 04:01 PM
Deeks - aftershave
Brown - new pair of jeans
Miller - HMV voucher
Bamba - Guiness Book of Records 2011
Rankin - Scarf

Hibercelona
23-12-2010, 04:36 PM
I'd give one of them my season ticket so they could watch what we have to watch every couple of weeks. :agree:

iwasthere1972
23-12-2010, 04:52 PM
A large Christmas card with the SPL table printed inside. Season Greetings :boo hoo: From your loyal support

.Sean.
23-12-2010, 04:53 PM
Deeks - aftershave
Brown - new pair of jeans
Miller - HMV voucher
Bamba - Guiness Book of Records 2011
Rankin - Scarf
So long as it isn't one of those girly snoods, they're ridiculous :faf:

iwasthere1972
23-12-2010, 04:55 PM
So long as it isn't one of those girly snoods, they're ridiculous :faf:

Besides it's only top players (posers) that wear them.

RickyS
24-12-2010, 11:36 AM
A large Christmas card with the SPL table printed inside. Season Greetings :boo hoo: From your loyal support

or a card with a reminder inside that their contracts are up and they are meant to be impressing either us or potential new employers?

jackhfc
24-12-2010, 07:28 PM
Besides it's only top players (posers) that wear them.

I can just immagine Zouma wearing one now:wink: