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blackpoolhibs
13-12-2010, 10:19 AM
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. I said i wanted to live for ever, the fairy said I'm sorry I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that. I thought fine, i want to die when Hibs win the Scottish cup. You crafty ******* said the fairy. :wink:
Keith_M
13-12-2010, 10:19 AM
That's not funny!


:grr:
Hibbyradge
13-12-2010, 10:23 AM
That's not funny!


:grr:

You'd find it funny if you knew who that fairy was! :wink:
Hibby D
13-12-2010, 10:24 AM
That's not funny!


:grr:


It is a wee bit funny :greengrin
Keith_M
13-12-2010, 10:26 AM
You'd find it funny if you knew who that fairy was! :wink:


What BH get's up to with Fairies in his own home is his business, I just think this isn't a suitable place to post about it.

:wink:
Skanko79
13-12-2010, 10:27 AM
what do you call an italian funeral home?





pasta way
al bundy
13-12-2010, 11:13 AM
heard this at the weekend

whats the difference between one direction and futuramma?


theres only one bender in futuramma
Leicester Fan
13-12-2010, 02:22 PM
I got raped by some mime artists the other day.













They did unspeakable things to me
HibeeB
15-12-2010, 12:54 PM
I got raped by some mime artists the other day.

Shouldn't that be 'graped' if there was a bunch of them :dunno:
Leicester Fan
22-12-2010, 02:10 PM
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.
Lucius Apuleius
22-12-2010, 02:16 PM
The rage in China at the minute is to find a mate with the same surname and reproduce. Seemingly someone told them that two Wongs make a white and makes immigration to the UK easier.