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Hibbyradge
11-12-2010, 12:03 PM
Did anyone see this this morning?

My wife and her pal, who stayed over after a night out, are sitting on the settee watching TV.

I became aware of some almost surreptitious girly giggling and turned to see what was causing this covert mirth.

Nigella was manipulating meat to make sausages!

If you get a chance to see this on iPlayer, take it. Hilarious.

She's a vixen that woman! :agree:

hibsbollah
11-12-2010, 12:43 PM
She's absolutely filthy.

The one i saw the other week she was making something called 'slut's spaghetti' dressed in her nightie. A total parody of herself, but its soft porn for the middle-aged:greengrin

Hibbyradge
11-12-2010, 12:46 PM
She's absolutely filthy.

The one i saw the other week she was making something called 'slut's spaghetti' dressed in her nightie. A total parody of herself, but its soft porn for the middle-aged:greengrin

:grr:

lapsedhibee
11-12-2010, 12:56 PM
Now that innuendo etc about men's private parts on prime time TV is hilarious, will it soon be ok again to make jokes about ladies' front bumps? Wondering out loud how many of them you'd get in a kilogram? Hope so. Was certainly hilarious forty/fifty years ago. :greengrin

Phil D. Rolls
11-12-2010, 01:04 PM
Snork

Hibbyradge
11-12-2010, 01:13 PM
Now that innuendo etc about men's private parts on prime time TV is hilarious, will it soon be ok again to make jokes about ladies' front bumps? Wondering out loud how many of them you'd get in a kilogram? Hope so. Was certainly hilarious forty/fifty years ago. :greengrin


Snork

You guys remind me of the clergyman who spoke out against a film, Crash, I think, although he hadn't actually seen it.

Someone commented that this was a great example of the man's faith in that he believed without seeing.

So, in the words of the great Martini, GIRUY! :na na:

lapsedhibee
11-12-2010, 01:46 PM
So, in the words of the great Martini, GIRUY! :na na:

Are you calling me a Hun likes? :take that

No offence, but find Nigella Lawson about half as amusing/stimulating/sexy in her cookery programmes as her brother used to be when he did commentary on chess matches (which wasn't very). Including her performance in the clip you refer to. :wink:

Hibbyradge
11-12-2010, 01:57 PM
Are you calling me a Hun likes? :take that

No offence, but find Nigella Lawson about half as amusing/stimulating/sexy in her cookery programmes as her brother used to be when he did commentary on chess matches (which wasn't very). Including her performance in the clip you refer to. :wink:

You may be surprised to learn this, but I'm not offended by your likes and dislikes.

Nigella might be, but I doubt either of us will tell her.

Despite her irritating sibling, I've had a soft spot for Nigella since last Christmas, when she informed the viewers that she loved spreading cranberries on her pavs.

There's just something about a rich, voluptious, middle age, posh burd, delivering fnar fnar with a perfectly straight face.

Put it this way, if I had invented a good recipe for mince pies, I'd give her one.

Beefster
11-12-2010, 02:45 PM
As tubby TV chefs with too much make-up on go, Nigella's as good as the rest of them. Some folk prefer the Hairy Bikers though.

Leicester Fan
11-12-2010, 06:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wncEeJZqzM

hibsbollah
11-12-2010, 06:39 PM
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:grr:

I was talking about me, not you:greengrin

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11-12-2010, 06:59 PM
You may be surprised to learn this, but I'm not offended by your likes and dislikes.

Nigella might be, but I doubt either of us will tell her.

Despite her irritating sibling, I've had a soft spot for Nigella since last Christmas, when she informed the viewers that she loved spreading cranberries on her pavs.

There's just something about a rich, voluptious, middle age, posh burd, delivering fnar fnar with a perfectly straight face.

Put it this way, if I had invented a good recipe for mince pies, I'd give her one.


I have to say that I feel this thread is descending into a morass of what the late Kenneth Williams used to refer to as "doiuble insinuendos".

But I must say I'd much rather watch Nigella Lawson than Gordon Ramsey or Delia Smith.... :devil:

cabbageandribs1875
11-12-2010, 11:03 PM
she has a luvly set of pots

HUTCHYHIBBY
12-12-2010, 02:16 AM
I've had a soft spot for Nigella since last Christmas

Are you sure?

Phil D. Rolls
12-12-2010, 09:58 AM
You guys remind me of the clergyman who spoke out against a film, Crash, I think, although he hadn't actually seen it.

Someone commented that this was a great example of the man's faith in that he believed without seeing.

So, in the words of the great Martini, GIRUY! :na na:

You remind me of the guy who spoke out against the word "snork" without knowing what it meant. In the words of the great Martini. END OF. :flying::greengrin

Hibs Class
12-12-2010, 11:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gY653SGj0

Hibbyradge
12-12-2010, 12:09 PM
You remind me of the guy who spoke out against the word "snork" without knowing what it meant. In the words of the great Martini. END OF. :flying::greengrin

If I ever meet you in the street, I swear I'll do time.