Your A-Z of the Jamtards

[Sergey]

A is for Asbestos, a versatile material commonly used in the building and construction industry in 1914.

A is also for Aerial Route. When you've a big, physical side, there's little point in playing the ball on the deck when you can lump it up to the target-man.

A is for Artists Impression. Once the safety certificate elapses on the Asbo-Stand, Jamtards will be able to purchase season tickets for seats in the £1,000,000 Artists Impression.

[Phil D. Rolls]

A is for armistice earned by Hearts by themselves
A is for amnesia when it comes to anyone else

[HibbyAndy]

Bawbags.

Brainless

Beetroot faced

[CropleyWasGod]

The C word.

That is all.

[Golden Bear]

B is for BELLENDS.

A collective noun often used to describe 400,000 disenchanted souls who continue to seek world domination.

[Kevvy1875]

D is for diet....'diet huns'
D is for deathtrap 'PBS Main stand'
D is for D*ckheads
D is for delusional
D is for Derby 0-7
D is for Do I hate the yams?...yes I do!:agree:

[degenerated]

b is for BNP, gary macyams favoured political party :agree:

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[Feed McGraw]

E is for Erses.

[Hillsidehibby]

B is for BIG. The size of their club and massive support.

[Hibby70]

C is for
Cardboard boxes (x1000)
Contracts (via Kaunas)
Cubicles (wee Airdire Jambo)

[One Day Soon]

E is for 'Every Loser Wins' - except in 1986 when, ahem, they didn't. Twice.

[Toaods]

T is for TWATS.

...each and every one of them.:cool2:

[EH6 Hibby]

F is for Fuds.:hnet:

[Barney McGrew]

F is for Fatty Foulkes, the man who doesn't like to be reminded that he was instrumental in bringing the 'saviour' Romanov to the bus shelter

F is also for '****ed it right up', a reference to a glorious week in May 1986 when they managed to blow what was potentially the best season in their history

F is also for First Division, which they spent two seasons trying to get out of

[Since90+2]

C is for Charlatans : makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud :greengrin

[James70]

F is for Fat Jim Knew :greengrin

[CapitalHibs]

G is for ****s in the gorgie gulag

[.Sean.]

G is for Graham Rix. Y'know, the sex offender they employed?

H is for Heart of Midlothian 0, Hibernian 7.

[Barney McGrew]

G is for Goal Average, an unfortunate way to lose a league championship on the last day of the season (see April 1965)

G is for Goal Difference, an unfortunate way to lose a league championship on the last day of the season (see May 1986)

[Bostonhibby]

W is for war, they won one on their own, don't you know? theres a memorial and everything..................

[WeAreHibs]

I is for idiots

[degenerated]

G is for graceless, the manner in which hearts conduct themselves at all levels.

[Keith_M]

B is for Big physical side

[Carheenlea]

M is for Mercer

S is for Six

F is for Foot

U is for Under

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

P...IS FOR PUB TEAM

:agree:

[LaMotta]

K is for Kidd, Albert

[aberhibsfc]

F is for Fax Machine

[CraigHibee]

M is for Mercer

S is for Six

F is for Foot

U is for Under

:top marks

[CraigHibee]

C is for CHANCERS if they think their ever growing debt will ever be written off

D is for their Dillusional Supporters

I is for Interfering with team selection and transfers

[CraigHibee]

I is for idiots

and Inbred :greengrin

[Phil D. Rolls]

C is for CHANCERS if they think their ever growing debt will ever be written off

D is for their Dillusional Supporters

I is for Interfering with team selection and transfers

Not to mention underage girls.

P is for planning permission, without which no edition of the EEN would be complete.

[CraigHibee]

Not to mention underage girls.

P is for planning permission, without which no edition of the EEN would be complete.

how the **** did i forget that one??


B is for BEASTS

[fat freddy]

R is for Riccarton....the training facility their 65 man squad occasionally get to use when the edinburgh university shinty team dont need it.

[CraigHibee]

N is for NO New Stand

[Bostonhibby]

M is for Megasuperhotelstadium, and Myth

[shambles]

S is for SIX-two, and SEVEN-Nil


P is for PINK
B is for BUS
S is for SHELTER

[calamitus]

A - Asbestosis
B - Boring
C - C**ts
D - Dire
E - Egomaniac
F - Failing (especially on the final day of the season)
G - Gullible (Yams, look it up - it IS still in the dictionary)
H - Ho Ho Ho - Merry Christmas! Best not mention New Year - eh?
I - In Vlad you trust - all others must pay cash
J - Jim
K - Knew
L - Late (Wages)
M - Money (not paid)
N - No pay
O - Oh no, where's my pay this week?
P - Pay (missing)
Q - Quagmire (financial, or the sexual deviant - take your pick)
R - Rix
S - Scam
T - Titanic
U - UnbeLIEvable
V - Vaginismus
W - Windbags
X - Xenophobic
Y - Yam
Z - Zoophile

[FranckSuzy]

R is for Riccarton....the training facility their 65 man squad occasionally get to use when the edinburgh university shinty team dont need it.

R is also for ******ed
repugnant
racist
repulsive
refugee
redundant
revenge
right-wing
Rix
reluctance (to accept)
renege (on contracts)
relic (PBS)
recount (attendances)
remiss (not to check references/disclosure)

[degenerated]

R is also for ******ed
repugnant
racist
repulsive
refugee
redundant
revenge
right-wing
Rix
reluctance (to accept)
renege (on contracts)
relic (PBS)
recount (attendances)
remiss (not to check references/disclosure)

you forgot Rangers, their big cousins :wink:

[FranckSuzy]

you forgot Rangers, their big cousins :wink:

Sorry, thought it was spelled Gers :greengrin

[18/03/07]

D is for debt

[CapitalHibs]

M is for merricks:greengrin

Jambos-jumbos-elephant-(man)-merrick

[Toaods]

S is for sub(marine)

s is for sub (as in Mad Vlad's taking another one)

[Mibbes Aye]

T is for Third Force

And we should rise above our petty partisan pedantry and acknowledge that Homfc have, through hard work and endeavour, probably won themselves the right to be referred to as the Third Force in Edinburgh football :agree:

[Mibbes Aye]

S is for Seven Minutes

The globally-accepted SI measure for the length of time it takes a pish football team to throw away a league title :agree:

[Mibbes Aye]

D is for Den Mother

An expression most of us had probably never heard of until we found out that Homfc are the kind of club who would bump anyone for money they owe - even hard-working women who look after their youth players

(also see S - Shameless and C - Craven)

[matty_f]

N is for Nade - the new way of measuring weight limits in lifts (e.g. Max 500KG, or 1 Nade).

[Judas Iscariot]

B - Beast - See Rix, Graham and Thomson, Craig

[Removed]

L is for Lightbulb. All big clubs discuss these at their AGM

[Judas Iscariot]

G - Gun - Weapon of choice for their prized (injured) leftback

[Removed]

C is for Casper :casper:

[CraigHibee]

J is for joke - of a club

[Carheenlea]

S is for Sex Offenders Register, of which one former manager is on, and what one current member of playing staff will soon be on.

[Springbank]

B is for Booking
U is for Ugly
G is for Gyspy Ring

While city neighbours Hibernian are generally viewed as the more progressive force, being first to pioneer floodlights, undersoil heating, electronic scoreboards, European football etc, Hearts have also gained notoriety as pioneers of the unusual "booked for being ugly" rule (FIFA have yet to ratify this further).

A French employee called Brellier took this a stage further, being booked in a European qualifying round for wearing a gypsy-style earring in a game against AEK Athens which Hearts (of course) lost.

Mostly, however, Hearts players rely on conventional means to achieve bookings, such as thuggery (see Neil Berry on Paul Wright etc)