A Beginner's Guide to the SPL

[WestSideHibby]

As CC is new to all this Scottish domestic fitba malarkey, I thought we should list some key points he needs to know, such as...

1. The SFA do very well to hide the conspiracy which they have against Rangers/Celtc so don't expect to win many last-minute penalties against either. Or many non-last-minute ones either.

2. The funny looking man who owns Hearts is a basket-case. Don't waste your time trying to understand him.

3. The tabloid press will try to undermine you before every match against the old firm. Don't take it personally and also beware of letting any of your players 'write' columns for them...

Any more?

[SouthMoroccoStu]

4) The Ref's are all crooks with a limited understanding of the rules.

5) The assistants are just as bad, but they are more dumb than criminal. Wait for Ref's to make decisions for them.

6) After the Old Firm, no one else matters. End Of.

7) If an Old Firm player is sent off in a game, you WILL lose a player too. It's only fair..........

8) The SFA disciplinary committee will always find time to meet to punish any non Old Firm player - but be surprising busy if it comes to a Glasgow based club's offence.

[Westie1875]

Don't get a fright if you see a ghost on derby day. Its just Casper and he is on our side.

[HibbyAndy]

Don't get a fright if you see a ghost on derby day. Its just Casper and he is on our side.


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[At The Edge]

even if Hibs win 17-0 against whoever, don't expect any headline news or mention on the Real radio Football phone in, the headline will be the controversial throw in awarded to (insert old firm team) which led to a goal 16 minutes later, oh aye Alan Mcgregor likes to cheat.........a lot