Congratulations to Emile Heskey

[Toaods]

To have had such a terrible time at the 2010 World Cup Finals with England but come home, put a frock on and win the Ladies Final so convincingly was just just awesome.


:faf:

[Hibbyradge]

Fantastic! Even my English wife pished herself laughing when I read her that!

:faf: :faf: :thumbsup:

[SteveHFC]

:thumbsup::faf:

[Luna_Asylum]

Fantastic! Even my English wife pished herself laughing when I read her that!

:faf: :faf: :thumbsup:

your kidding right

[Hibbyradge]

your kidding right

I'm trying to work out what you mean.

"your kidding right" :hmmm:

I'm kidding correctly?

I have a kidding bias against the left?

Nope, I can't work it out.

However, to clarify, my wife burst out laughing when I read her Toaods' post.

I think Toaods was kidding though.

[seanraff07]

:faf::thumbsup:

[Luna_Asylum]

I'm trying to work out what you mean.

"your kidding right" :hmmm:

I'm kidding correctly?

I have a kidding bias against the left?

Nope, I can't work it out.

However, to clarify, my wife burst out laughing when I read her Toaods' post.

I think Toaods was kidding though.

I take it she's not black then

[cabbageandribs1875]

and here we go

[Hibee-Bongo]

I take it she's not black then

Awwww nawwwww

[Chuckie]

I take it she's not black then

My wife is black, and she laughed at the joke.

Now what ?

[Luna_Asylum]

My wife is black, and she laughed at the joke.

Now what ?

dunno - introduce her to mrs hibbyradge?

[bingo70]

My wife is black, and she laughed at the joke.

Now what ?

Your wife is a racist :agree:

You need to bin her and get a better human being, someone like Luna_Asylum

[Chuckie]

Your wife is a racist :agree:

You need to bin her and get a better human being, someone like Luna_Asylum

I don't have a wife.

Made ye look, tomatty soup.

[Woody1985]

:faf:

I read this earlier and had a wee chuckle. A short second later I thought that some ******** would be on here trying to imply that it's racist. **** off.

[AgentDaleCooper]

http://media.tzaam.com/images/full/fd.gif

[Kaiser_Sauzee]

Is the joke that Heskey looks like Serena?

[Toaods]

I was going to say Geoff Capes to appease the 'politically correct afficionados' but he wasn't selected....bloody Capello. :cool2:

[Toaods]

I don't have a wife.

Made ye look, http://digitallydelicious.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/10069awtomato-soup-posters.jpg


:faf:

[MGmick]

I take it she's not black then

If a long haired blonde had won it and someone had cracked "Ah! that's where the real Fernando Torres has been" would that be racist too? Or maybe sexist? Or maybe some other sort of ist that I'm sure you'll be well genned up on?

[Leicester Fan]

i always knew he would be good at tennis as he never hits the net


As someone who is also from Leicester I found that joke racist.But very funny.

[Chuckie]

Nice to see Carol McGiffin winning the Mens Singles too.

[hibee4life1983]

The worlds to p.c now, its just a laugh!

[Keith_M]

Congratulations to Geoff Capes on winning the Wimbledon Ladies Singles.


:thumbsup:

[I'm_cabbaged]

Congratulations to Geoff Capes on winning the Wimbledon Ladies Singles.


:thumbsup:

That's just stupid, Capes has a beard.

[Woody1985]

Nice to see Carol McGiffin winning the Mens Singles too.

:tee hee:

[lapsedhibee]

Nice to see Carol McGiffin winning the Mens Singles too.

Wasn't she at the centre of a whole load of Hitchcock movie plots? :dunno:

[Woody1985]

Wasn't she at the centre of a whole load of Hitchcock movie plots? :dunno:

No, it was centre court she was at. :greengrin

[seanraff07]

:faf:

I read this earlier and had a wee chuckle. A short second later I thought that some ******** would be on here trying to imply that it's racist. **** off.

I'm surprised Stuart Dutton hasn't yet done that.

[sleeping giant]

PC Brigade 1
TOAODS 0

:-)

[Gala Foxes]

Leicester City legend, like Scott Brown , Whittaker etc gave a % of his fee to Leicester City when he moved to Liverpool. And put hard cash in when Leicester went bust. Foxes Legend - don't "diss" him. England's 5-1 win in Munich was partly down to him. As we used to chant - Bruno - Bruno - Bruno - LCFC boy done good

[Toaods]

PC Brigade 1
TOAODS 0

:-)



realistic similarities 1 :thumbsup:

PC obtuse-ness 0 :bye:

[Gala Foxes]

I watched Heskey when he came in to the Leicester team at 16. I saw him make a goal at Palace away in 96 that got us in to the Play Offs. I saw him score an equaliser at Wembley against "big spending Boro" , ravenelli etc when City won the cup. He gave part of his signing fee when he moved to the hub-cap stealers (Liverpool) to Leicester and put money in as a "lost" investment when City went bust. Vastly under-rated - don't diss him.

LCFC LEGEND

[Toaods]

I watched Heskey when he came in to the Leicester team at 16. I saw him make a goal at Palace away in 96 that got us in to the Play Offs. I saw him score an equaliser at Wembley against "big spending Boro" , ravenelli etc when City won the cup. He gave part of his signing fee when he moved to the hub-cap stealers (Liverpool) to Leicester and put money in as a "lost" investment when City went bust. Vastly under-rated - don't diss him.

LCFC LEGEND

I've watched hm too since he first appeared on the scene..very muscular, had pace at one point, can head the ball reasonable well.

Totally over-rated and IMHO wouldn't last 5 mins in any top level league other than his own country.

Doubt Capello will have anything else to do with him now he can make changes without disrupting an already competing pool.

[mim]

Anyone who thinks that a joke comparing Emile Heskey to Serena Williams is racist needs a reality check.

It's just a pity that the Ladies singles wasn't won by some 6' 7" white, female, Peter Crouch lookalike, then we would have been allowed to just enjoy the joke.

What a load of p.c. bollox.

[Jonnyboy]

Anyone who thinks that a joke comparing Emile Heskey to Serena Williams is racist needs a reality check.

It's just a pity that the Ladies singles wasn't won by some 6' 7" white, female, Peter Crouch lookalike, then we would have been allowed to just enjoy the joke.

What a load of p.c. bollox.

:top marks

[Saorsa]

Anyone who thinks that a joke comparing Emile Heskey to Serena Williams is racist needs a reality check.

It's just a pity that the Ladies singles wasn't won by some 6' 7" white, female, Peter Crouch lookalike, then we would have been allowed to just enjoy the joke.

What a load of p.c. bollox.:top marks :thumbsup:

[craig1875]

Anyone who thinks that a joke comparing Emile Heskey to Serena Williams is racist needs a reality check.

It's just a pity that the Ladies singles wasn't won by some 6' 7" white, female, Peter Crouch lookalike, then we would have been allowed to just enjoy the joke.

What a load of p.c. bollox.


:top marks Exactly!

[Hibs On Tour]

I watched Heskey when he came in to the Leicester team at 16. I saw him make a goal at Palace away in 96 that got us in to the Play Offs. I saw him score an equaliser at Wembley against "big spending Boro" , ravenelli etc when City won the cup. He gave part of his signing fee when he moved to the hub-cap stealers (Liverpool) to Leicester and put money in as a "lost" investment when City went bust. Vastly under-rated - don't diss him.

LCFC LEGEND

As a financial investor? One of the best!
As a striker? I'd rather play Geoff Capes!

:greengrin

[greenlex]

I think it's all bollox. Heskey looks more like Venus than her sister.

[Hibbyradge]

Anyone who thinks that a joke comparing Emile Heskey to Serena Williams is racist needs a reality check.

It's just a pity that the Ladies singles wasn't won by some 6' 7" white, female, Peter Crouch lookalike, then we would have been allowed to just enjoy the joke.

What a load of p.c. bollox.

I disagree, Mike.

It's not PC at all.

It's just bollox.

[cheltenhamhibee]

Anyone who thinks that a joke comparing Emile Heskey to Serena Williams is racist needs a reality check.

It's just a pity that the Ladies singles wasn't won by some 6' 7" white, female, Peter Crouch lookalike, then we would have been allowed to just enjoy the joke.

What a load of p.c. bollox.


:top markswell said that man

[seanraff07]

Anyone who thinks that a joke comparing Emile Heskey to Serena Williams is racist needs a reality check.

It's just a pity that the Ladies singles wasn't won by some 6' 7" white, female, Peter Crouch lookalike, then we would have been allowed to just enjoy the joke.

What a load of p.c. bollox.

Very true.:top marks

[hibsmeansbeans]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.

[Peevemor]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.

Em, welcome to the board. :sofa:

[rubber mal]

I take it she's not black then

You, my friend, clearly don't understand what racist is, or more importantly, what it isn't.

[Gatecrasher]

:faf:

[cabbageandribs1875]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

over and out you twats.


hopefully u get your account de-authorized twatheed:bye::yawn:

[Ritchie]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.


EWWWW hark at her!!! :dancer:

you can call Kyle lafferty whatever you like... he's a big twat! :agree:

[Keith_M]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.


Twatist!


:grr:

[Raymond]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.

Oh Dear!:rolleyes:

[Steve20]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.


:faf:

[seanraff07]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.

Hiya.:aok:

[rubber mal]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.

Dear oh dear. If I were you I would be very careful. Throwing out ignorant, misplaced accusations of racism can land innocent people in a lot of trouble.

And for the record, I believe the first 'fat Eddie Murphy' chant was directed at Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, who accepted it as good banter.

[hibsmeansbeans]

hopefully u get your account de-authorized twatheed:bye::yawn:

aye cause then your little inbred ideas won't be challenged eh

[Barney McGrew]

aye cause then your little inbred ideas won't be challenged eh

Not by you anyway :cool2:

[cheltenhamhibee]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.


can see you're goin tae be a bundle of laughs on here, let me be the first to say it GTF

[Peevemor]

Well, that was nice.

[Luna_Asylum]

Not by you anyway :cool2:

not by anyone as it seems to have been disallowed

[Barney McGrew]

not by anyone as it seems to have been disallowed

Not at all, discuss away.

But anyone joining up with the sole purpose of having a go at other users ain't going to last long :wink:

[Luna_Asylum]

Not at all, discuss away.

But anyone joining up with the sole purpose of having a go at other users ain't going to last long :wink:

as that why you have hidden the thread?

[Barney McGrew]

as that why you have hidden the thread?

It's not hidden anywhere, it's been moved to a forum more suited for the content where it can continue to be discussed, and there's a link from the forum where it was originally posted.

It would have been moved earlier if I'd spotted it, but some of the Admins do have jobs they need to do which means we can't be on here 24 hours a day :cool2:

[Luna_Asylum]

It's not hidden anywhere, it's been moved to a forum more suited for the content where it can continue to be discussed, and there's a link from the forum where it was originally posted.

It would have been moved earlier if I'd spotted it, but some of the Admins do have jobs they need to do which means we can't be on here 24 hours a day :cool2:

you moved it (after 24 hours) as soon as it had any relevence to hibs (murphy/nade song) and the racist element in the support

[Diclonius]

Someone claiming the joke is racist :yawn: = check.

Someone gleefully using the lazy, umbrella term that is "PC Brigade" :yawn::yawn::yawn: = check.

Lovely.

[RigRoars]

My girlfriend is black,i'm white.We've been going out,on and off, for the last 4years.
We have encountered racism throughout our relationship,though not much.

We had a wee chuckle at the joke.

She pointed out to me that Heskey and Williams skin colour did not enter her head until i showed her some of the comments on this thread.

She also pointed out that through her life often the people who see the colour of someones skin immediately, and then bring that up,have been the ones with issues and also do no good whatsoever.

This was a joke ffs,not the best i must admit,but a joke none the less.

Any way take the racist test :greengrin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLWWFU7r2K0

[Hibs On Tour]

I am glad i got my account authorized to tell you what a bunch of twats you are.

This "joke" aside from not being particularly funny at all ,is almost certainly racist.

the main connecting factor between the two individuals is their shared colour, the relative physique of the individuals is not enough to sustain the comparison.

it is precisely this pernicious type of "humour" ? that continues to perpetuate racist mentalities, i cringe when any black player of selection becomes the subject of a "fat eddie murphy" chant i have seen this leveled at Nade,DaMarcus Beasley and others-do they all look like Eddie Murphy? -do they f*&K. but morons think its funny to chant it -why-because they are BLACK, so i look forward to shouting "you are just a thin taller Tom Cruise" at Kyle Lafferty next season eh, all you P.C non P.C. crusaders, its nothing to do with being P.C. its about recognizing the stinking putrid backward racist mentalities that are clearly alive and well both in our support and in our strained asshole of scottish culture ,over and out you twats.

Hiya Emile, Hiya Pal! :thumbsup:

Is that you on your period hen? Aye, tennis can dae that ti a burd. Wee Jocky gets terrible periods ken? Awfy pain in the erse when he's flying his jetpack - ye dinnae want ti be sunbathing below him on they days I can tell ye! ****ing teckle tan ye get though! Braw!