Alternative spreads

[HibeeB]

I've just found out I've run out of marge.

What would you recommend as an alternative spread?

I've got my eye on the tomato sauce but what would you use?

I've only partial beer goggles.

[Little Miss Perfect]

what ye making like?

[HibeeB]

what ye making like?


I'm no fussy.

As long it is moist and juicy I'm happy to munch most anything.

[Bayern Bru]

I've just found out I've run out of marge.

What would you recommend as an alternative spread?

I've got my eye on the tomato sauce but what would you use?

I've only partial beer goggles.

Mayo. But spread it fairly thinly.

[HibeeB]

Mayo. But spread it fairly thinly.


Mayo's a great idea :thumbsup:

But I made a tuna mayo sandwich for my piece today and used the last of it :rolleyes:

I'd to collect my lad's new contacts after work so never made the shops. The cupboard is pretty bare.

BTW. Dry cornflake sandwiches are cr@p.

[xxclairexx]

Butter :wink:

:whistle:

:hilarious

[Little Miss Perfect]

Think you need to go to the shops or starve then lol :thumbsup:

[HibeeB]

Butter :wink:

:whistle:

:hilarious

You can't have butter at this time of year :rolleyes:

If you keep it in the cupboard it melts and if you keep it in the fridge you need a saw to get a slice off.


Think you need to go to the shops or starve then lol :thumbsup:

You'll be glad to hear I survived the night:whistle:

Luckily I have a little bit (OK a lot) of excess fat around my waist to see me through this kind of emergency.

Right, I'm off to the shops on my way home from work this afternoon. I usually buy Flora but I am willing to try any other spreads anybody wants to recommend. I remember eating lemon curd as a lad but if I recall correctly it was as sweet as the sweetest thing you could get in a sweet shop in Sweetville. I'm not as keen on sweet thing as I used to be.

Open to suggestions though :thumbsup:

[xxclairexx]

You can't have butter at this time of year :rolleyes:

If you keep it in the cupboard it melts and if you keep it in the fridge you need a saw to get a slice off.


Not if you have the correct container for it :rolleyes:

You could have tried chocolate spread or peanut butter on :on toast! ? (boke)

[HibeeB]

Not if you have the correct container for it :rolleyes:

From a real school test;

Q. What is the best way to keep milk fresh?

A. Keep it in the cow.




You could have tried chocolate spread or peanut butter on :on toast! ? (boke)

Chocolate spread is bowfin'.

Peanut butter on the other hand is :yum yum:

Might get some of that.

Are you a smooth or crunchy person?

[Sylar]

Mmm....smooth peanut butter and jelly-jam sandwich!

Lunch sorted!

[xxclairexx]

From a real school test;

Q. What is the best way to keep milk fresh?

A. Keep it in the cow.


Chocolate spread is bowfin'.

Peanut butter on the other hand is :yum yum:

Might get some of that.

Are you a smooth or crunchy person?


Neither yuk yuk yuk cani stick the stuff

[HibeeB]

Mmm....smooth peanut butter and jelly-jam sandwich!

Lunch sorted!

I keep hearing of this American snack but I'm not sure I get it :confused:

So you make a sandwich with peanut butter and jam and just eat it?

What kind of jam would you recommend?

It sounds disgusting but I'm game to try it.

I thought the same about cheese and jam till I tried it and it's the dugs danglies of sandwiches.

[HibeeB]

Neither yuk yuk yuk cani stick the stuff

But you're happy to feed it to me :bitchy:

I'm no coming to yours for my tea.

I'd just get the crud from the back of your cupboard that has been there for ages cos you don't like it.

Mind you, if you've got a beer to wash it down I might consider it :hmmm:

[xxclairexx]

But you're happy to feed it to me :bitchy:

I'm no coming to yours for my tea.

I'd just get the crud from the back of your cupboard that has been there for ages cos you don't like it.

Mind you, if you've got a beer to wash it down I might consider it :hmmm:

Ayeeeee :devil:

Plenty beer you'd be fine

[Sylar]

I keep hearing of this American snack but I'm not sure I get it :confused:

So you make a sandwich with peanut butter and jam and just eat it?

What kind of jam would you recommend?

It sounds disgusting but I'm game to try it.

I thought the same about cheese and jam till I tried it and it's the dugs danglies of sandwiches.

Yep, that's pretty much it!

I don't eat them regularly (as they're rediculously bad for you), but if the craving takes me, then it's bread with smooth Smuckers PB on one slice, accompanied by a smooth apple or strawberry jam on the other, and then both slices combined.

It's a bit like Marmite though - you'll either love it or hate it!

[xxclairexx]

Yep, that's pretty much it!

I don't eat them regularly (as they're rediculously bad for you), but if the craving takes me, then it's bread with smooth Smuckers PB on one slice, accompanied by a smooth apple or strawberry jam on the other, and then both slices combined.

It's a bit like Marmite though - you'll either love it or hate it!

Well i'll be a hater

Hate both

[HibeeB]

Yep, that's pretty much it!

I don't eat them regularly (as they're rediculously bad for you), but if the craving takes me, then it's bread with smooth Smuckers PB on one slice, accompanied by a smooth apple or strawberry jam on the other, and then both slices combined.

It's a bit like Marmite though - you'll either love it or hate it!

Smooth peanut butter and strawberry jam. I like them both so it wont go to waste. It's just the combination that sounds dodgy to me.

OK. I will give it a try tonight and let you know what I think.

Cheers bud :thumbsup:

[HibeeB]

Ayeeeee :devil:

Plenty beer you'd be fine

Sounds good to me :thumbsup:

I eat your leftovers and you provide the beer.

What's the catch?

[Calvin]

Well i'll be a hater

Hate both

Don't be hasty, I hate broccoli and stilton but absolutely love broccoli and stilton soup.

However nuts are a no-no for me.

[xxclairexx]

Sounds good to me :thumbsup:

I eat your leftovers and you provide the beer.

What's the catch?

No catch............well :bandit:




Don't be hasty, I hate broccoli and stilton but absolutely love broccoli and stilton soup.

However nuts are a no-no for me.

yeah i know i love mushrooms but hate mushroom soup :confused:

but it's not the taste of peanut butter it's how it feels when your eating it sticks to the roof of u'r mouth..... Freaks me right out :wtf:

[HibeeB]

No catch............well :bandit:

Now I'm scared :paranoid:

What goes on in Polbeth / West Calder after the sun goes down?




yeah i know i love mushrooms but hate mushroom soup :confused:

but it's not the taste of peanut butter it's how it feels when your eating it sticks to the roof of u'r mouth..... Freaks me right out :wtf:

That's one of the pleasures of eating peanut butter.

You get two goes at it.

[ArabHibee]

Tomato sauce sandwiches are soooperb. Used to eat them when I was younger, before my Mum came home to make the tea coz she wouldn't notice a couple of slices of bread missing.

Butter and sugar sandwiches are the mutts nuts! :greengrin

[HibeeB]

Butter and sugar sandwiches are the mutts nuts! :greengrin

That was my pudding whem I was a lad :greengrin

And the only way my mum could get me to eat lettuce was to roll the leaf round a teaspoonfull of sugar, like a kind of sweet spliff.

Kinda defeated the purpose :rolleyes:

[Geo_1875]

Peanut butter and jam toasties. Mind and let it cool down though or you'll melt you face off.

[xxclairexx]

Now I'm scared :paranoid:

What goes on in Polbeth / West Calder after the sun goes down?


haha :dunno: it's all a blur :devil:

[QUOTE=HibeeB;That's one of the pleasures of eating peanut butter.

You get two goes at it.[/QUOTE]

NUT yuk yuk yuk!!!

[jakki]

I love the ASDA smart price spreading cheese on a roll and dipped into soup. Yum Yum:greengrin

[HibeeB]

Smooth peanut butter and strawberry jam. I like them both so it wont go to waste. It's just the combination that sounds dodgy to me.

OK. I will give it a try tonight and let you know what I think.

Cheers bud :thumbsup:

Well there you go again.

I went to the shops, got loads of food for the weekend, and forgot the peanut butter and strawberry jam :confused:

That's how I ran out of marge in the first place.

Sorry TSSF. I will try it.