World Cup Poems!

[Thecat23]

Just a bit of fun to see what we can come up with :greengrin I'll start...

So england are there and think it's a hoot, blowing those horns toot, toot, toot, toot, But up in the North where us scots all stay, we all sit and laugh at Englands s*** play.

So lets all sit back and laugh at this team, after all there keeper is big Robert Green. Been 44 years since you lifted that cup, but up here in Scotland we don't give a f***.

So wave the flags and sing all you like, your fans are so ugly and the chicks are all dykes. But know in your heart Scotlands the team we may win f*** all but we all like to dream! :)

[Jack]

The French they play with pride and passion
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The French they play with honour
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They washed their famour Tricolour
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To a white white white ***** banner.
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[heretoday]

I've got a luverly bunch of footballers,

There they are all standing in a row.

Film stars, psychopaths, smiling assassins too,

It can only be the Azzurri and they're coming after you! :cool2:

[Fantic]

Alas how easily things go wrong
A goalies mistake from a shot to long
Then follows mist and weeping rain
And you could be out the cup again

Alas how hardly things go right
When your in South Africa on a summers night
For the goals dont come and the curse will stay
And the summers night is a winters day