H18sry
12-06-2010, 07:59 AM
Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed
fell head over heels for her. When they discovered
they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed
was ecstatic.
He immediately started asking her out
when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had
taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts,
movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy
was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date
seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary
of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took
Dorothy to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails
and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can
tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little
serious talk before our relationship continues to the
next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and
ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn
you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about
golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep,
and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem,
for us, you'd better say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep
breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too;
but, since we're being totally honest with each other,
you need to know that for about the last five years
I've been a hooker.""
I see," Ed replied thoughtfully.
He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment,
deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the ball."
:greengrin
fell head over heels for her. When they discovered
they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed
was ecstatic.
He immediately started asking her out
when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had
taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts,
movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy
was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date
seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary
of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took
Dorothy to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails
and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can
tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little
serious talk before our relationship continues to the
next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and
ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn
you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about
golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep,
and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem,
for us, you'd better say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep
breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too;
but, since we're being totally honest with each other,
you need to know that for about the last five years
I've been a hooker.""
I see," Ed replied thoughtfully.
He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment,
deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the ball."
:greengrin