Weegies - Smelliest in Scotland

[Winston Ingram]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2976759/Glaswegians-have-been-named-the-smelliest-people-in-Scotland.html

It's official. Soapdodging Bast*rds:music:

[Hibercelona]

Love Grants comment on the matter. :tee hee:

To be honest, they could shower 10x a day and still honk, because as soon as one of those "so called" football shirts touches the skin... if gives off an awful pong.

[howdenthehibby]

It was even on Scotland today along with liverpool as the smelliest people in the UK.Edinburgh people are the cleanest in Scotland. Bloody Brilliant:faf:

[GreenCastle]

We always knew it :faf::faf:

Soap dodging .... barstewards.. :wink:

[essexhibee]

HAHAH :thumbsup:
Soap dodging bassas. Edin was always going to be top, beautiful city, beautiful people.

[Hibercelona]

It was even on Scotland today along with liverpool as the smelliest people in the UK.Edinburgh people are the cleanest in Scotland. Bloody Brilliant:faf:

Well one half are. :wink:

[SteveHFC]

:faf::faf::thumbsup:

[Riordans Boots]

Well one half are. :wink:

:thumbsup: :tee hee:

[Glasgow Hibee]

We weren't all able to choose where we were born you know......:wink:

[Phil MaGlass]

To bath or not to bath, that, my Weegies, is the question, wether its nobler in the mind to suffer the suds and
and sponges of outrageous bathing, Or to take arms against a sea of bubbles,
And by opposing,end them
To burst,to sleep.No more:
To wash,perchance to dream.Aye theres the tub.
For in that sleep of bubbles what suds may come, When we have shuffled off this moisturising oil.
Must give us pause.Theres the respect (of soap) That makes the calamity of so long a soak
For who would bear the soak and corns of time
Th opressors wringing,the proud mans rubber duck
The splash of despised soap,the wash,s delay
The insolence of dirty orifice,and the sponges
The patient merit of th,unwashedly takes
When he himself his bollokus clean make
With a bare manky bodkin? Who would ar5eholes bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary honking life
But that sweat smells of something after death
The undiscovered armpit smells of bum
No traveller returns,puzzled and ill
And makes them rather bear a55ed and swilled,
Than flies of others that we know not of
Thus conscience they have none
And thus the native spew of pi55 solution
Is sickly oer with the pale and sponge of thought
And enterprise of great pitched mud and dirt
With this regard their tidemarks turn awry
And lose the name of OXXY Action
Smell you now! The fair Weegelia, Wiff
in thy derisions be all your showers remembered.

Phil MaBaff,2010.

[The_Sauz]

:faf::top marks

[Phil MaGlass]

Thankyou kind sir of of the washed table.

[SlickShoes]

Having just moved to Glasgow in January it is smellier, i dont care what anyone says!

IT worker Keir Henderson, 23, from Glasgow, said: "Everyone washes once a day, I don't believe the findings."

Sorry Kier but a lot of people here stink. I shower every day but i bet you a lot of people dont, it hardly takes any time at all and soap is DIRT cheap.

I cant fathom why people would not shower or bath daily?

[Phil MaGlass]

It probably keeps them from their Buckfast and glue??

[Phil D. Rolls]

We weren't all able to choose where we were born you know......:wink:

We don't have to stay there though. :greengrin

[lyonhibs]

Having just moved to Glasgow in January it is smellier, i dont care what anyone says!

IT worker Keir Henderson, 23, from Glasgow, said: "Everyone washes once a day, I don't believe the findings."

Sorry Kier but a lot of people here stink. I shower every day but i bet you a lot of people dont, it hardly takes any time at all and soap is DIRT cheap.

I cant fathom why people would not shower or bath daily?

Having just spent an immensely boozy weekend in Aviemore with the afore-quoted Mr Henderson (and several others I hasten to add) - at least I'm 99% sure it's him - I can confirm that he ventured near running water on a slightly less-than daily basis AFAIK!!! :greengrin

Nah, but seriously, how folk leave the house without having had a shower - unless they're REALLY pushed for time - is beyond me.

[Glasgow Hibee]

We don't have to stay there though. :greengrin

In 45 years I've got as far away as East Kilbride, don't think I'll live long enough to get to Leith :boo hoo: