Hearts' clearout

[Frogga]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/heart_of_midlothian/8680123.stm

Nade's away :boo hoo::boo hoo:

[MacBean]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/heart_of_midlothian/8680123.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/heart_of_midlothian/8680123.stm)

Nade's away :boo hoo::boo hoo:


We'll just have to sing about Jimmy Jeffries then

10 men couldnae carry, couldnae carry jimmy ...

[Gatecrasher]

Laryea Kingston, Michael Stewart, Jose Goncalves and Christian Nade will leave Hearts this summer as the club shed four of their highest-paid players.


Nade aside thats the only decent players they have!

[seanraff07]

We'll just have to sing about Jimmy Jeffries then

10 men couldnae carry, couldnae carry jimmy ...

Came up with the same idea earlier today, would be brilliant and he is a fat, miserable ******* so it all makes sense.:greengrin

[degenerated]

Elias Wagner released as well, that turned out to be a cracking piece of business for them :faf:

[Sergey]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/heart_of_midlothian/8680123.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/heart_of_midlothian/8680123.stm)

Nade's away :boo hoo::boo hoo:

Maybe not, according to this.

3 Year Contract (http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/heartofmidlothianfc/Hearts-deny-Nade-has-contract.6291833.jp)

[Andy74]

Nade aside thats the only decent players they have!

Only one of them played in the last derby!

[GordonR]

Check out the picture of Nade they've used in that story. Eyes staring, mouth open, tongue hanging out - he looks like he's just spotted a sign for an all-day all-you-can-eat buffet.

[Gatecrasher]

Only one of them played in the last derby!

Just shows how bad we were!

[--------]

Maybe not, according to this.

3 Year Contract (http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/heartofmidlothianfc/Hearts-deny-Nade-has-contract.6291833.jp)



Maybe Jumbo should have got in touch with the Mad Submariner before he made the announcement....


I assume they'll have to close off Gorgie Road when he leaves - a couple of cranes, a low-loader, a three-ton bucket from KFC to lure him out of the dressing-room....

[IWasThere2016]

Maybe Jumbo should have got in touch with the Mad Submariner before he made the announcement....


I assume they'll have to close off Gorgie Road when he leaves - a couple of cranes, a low-loader, a three-ton bucket from KFC to lure him out of the dressing-room....

I thought JJ was in the changing room? Oh, you're talking aboot Nade :greengrin

[Spike Mandela]

Imagine the amount of money they have spent on these guys in fees and wages to get sod all for them by releasing them:faf:

Top business Vlad :jamboak:

[MyJo]

Elias Wagner released as well, that turned out to be a cracking piece of business for them :faf:

http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/nelson-muntz.gif

[bighairyfaeleith]

Imagine the amount of money they have spent on these guys in fees and wages to get sod all for them by releasing them:faf:

Top business Vlad :jamboak:

Pretty sure Vlad would have got a kickback on the fees though, it's more debt he can charge interest on as well so he wins twice!!

[NGP]

We'll just have to sing about Jimmy Jeffries then

10 men couldnae carry, couldnae carry jimmy ...


Should be

10 men couldnae cheer-up, couldnae cheer-up Jefferies...

[--------]

I thought JJ was in the changing room? Oh, you're talking aboot Nade :greengrin


Naw - Jumbo Jim was in the club shop, trying on his tasteful new maroon manager-style jockstrap.

He had NO IDEA that he was about to be offered the manager's job.



BTW - has anyone actually SEEN Wagner lately?

Or has Nade eaten him? :cool2:

[--------]

Should be

10 men couldnae cheer-up, couldnae cheer-up Jefferies...


You're FAT, and you know you are, you're FAT, and you know you are...

[BEEJ]

Should be

10 men couldnae cheer, couldnae cheer-up Jefferies...
:greengrin Excellent!

[nickwhibs]

Should be

10 men couldnae cheer-up, couldnae cheer-up Jefferies...


That's brilliant :top marksAlthough we'd need to change forklift truck to something else. Maybe laughing gas...

[Dr Jimmy]

That's brilliant :top marksAlthough we'd need to change forklift truck to something else. Maybe laughing gass...

That works....:top marks

[sam armstrong]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/heart_of_midlothian/8680123.stm

Nade's away :boo hoo::boo hoo:

Nade's contract doesn't end till August so Hearts will have to stump up till then or pay him off.:greengrin Kingston's contract ends in June

[surreyhibbie]

Imagine the amount of money they have spent on these guys in fees and wages to get sod all for them by releasing them:faf:

Top business Vlad :jamboak:

That's what big clubs do all the time, don't you know?

Us Hobo peg-sellers wouldn't understand...

[Aldo]

Shame we couldnt temp Concalves to ER would be an excellent acquisition IMHO. Stewart aswell.

maybe they would both sign and play for the max wage at ER just to get up Vlads nose???? :devil:

You never know???:wink:

[WarringtonHibee]

That's brilliant :top marksAlthough we'd need to change forklift truck to something else. Maybe laughing gas...

One man couldnae cheer up, couldnae cheer up Jefferies, one man and a prostitute couldnae cheer up Jefferies...

[Purehibee_MYB]

I will miss Nade, it was all about the crowd entertainment for him...he was just so funny, and I dont think derbies will be the same without him....nor will Edinburgh...

Fast food restaurants are entering tough times now that Nade is on his way out.

[Hibercelona]

10 chops couldne fill up, couldne fill up Jimmy, 10 chops and a bag of chips couldne fill up Jimmy :singing:

[MyJo]

That's brilliant :top marksAlthough we'd need to change forklift truck to something else. Maybe laughing gas...

One man and his submarine couldn't cheer up Jeffries :dunno:

[FranckSuzy]

That's brilliant :top marksAlthough we'd need to change forklift truck to something else. Maybe laughing gas...

10 men and a debt owed to themselves couldnae cheer up Jefferies? :greengrin

[Jim44]

Goncalves, Stewart, Kingston and Nade. Putting aside any reservations or prejudices, three of these Jambos will make a gap in the Jambo squad which according to what I've read will be bolstered by 'plundering' the lower Scottish leagues. Fat Jim might have his work cut out next season.

[BEEJ]

Goncalves, Stewart, Kingston and Nade. Putting aside any reservations or prejudices, three of these Jambos will make a gap in the Jambo squad which according to what I've read will be bolstered by 'plundering' the lower Scottish leagues. Fat Jim might have his work cut out next season.
:agree: Driver and Wallace to be sold as well this summer, no doubt.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://stylishcorpse.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/nothing_to_see_here.jpg

[Mixu62]

Goncalves, Stewart, Kingston and Nade. Putting aside any reservations or prejudices, three of these Jambos will make a gap in the Jambo squad which according to what I've read will be bolstered by 'plundering' the lower Scottish leagues. Fat Jim might have his work cut out next season.

Yeah, 3 of them will leave a gap, the other 1 will leave a giant gaping chasm.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Yeah, 3 of them will leave a gap, the other 1 will leave a giant gaping chasm.

JFK - "Our squad is a bit light since Nade departed"

[truehibernian]

I want to know when they signed Danny Glover. Devastated seeing him in a Hearts top.....poor show from the Hollywood big felly :faf:

[Albanian Hibs]

http://stylishcorpse.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/nothing_to_see_here.jpg

:faf: :top marks