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SunnyLeither
24-04-2010, 09:53 PM
I hear it has some smelly unwashed visitors tonight :wink:

Fire alarm anyone :devil:

oconnors_strip
24-04-2010, 10:00 PM
I hear it has some smelly unwashed visitors tonight :wink:

Fire alarm anyone :devil:

:faf:

i live the other side of town so sadly i cant do it:greengrin

Albanian Hibs
24-04-2010, 10:00 PM
:greengrin

:agree: someone do it and i will take the blame

iwasthere1972
24-04-2010, 10:50 PM
I hear it has some smelly unwashed visitors tonight :wink:

Fire alarm anyone :devil:

**** the fire alarm.

Whoosh. :devil:

oldbutdim
24-04-2010, 10:53 PM
I hear it has some smelly unwashed visitors tonight :wink:

Fire alarm anyone :devil:

I'm assuming that you have somehow determined that there are Huns staying there.
Whilst I can appreciate that you may wish to cause them some bother, I'm afraid that interfering with the fire alarm system is not a clever thing to do.
These systems are designed to deal with a very real emergency of fire, and not a "wind-up" no matter how funny you think it might be.

Misuse of such alarms not only drags the emergency services away from real emergencies, but also lessens the effect of the actual alarms themselves with people treating them less seriously.

A far better ploy would be to actually firebomb the *******s.

givescotlandfreedom
24-04-2010, 10:54 PM
I'm assuming that you have somehow determined that there are Huns staying there.
Whilst I can appreciate that you may wish to cause them some bother, I'm afraid that interfering with the fire alarm system is not a clever thing to do.
These systems are designed to deal with a very real emergency of fire, and not a "wind-up" no matter how funny you think it might be.

Misuse of such alarms not only drags the emergency services away from real emergencies, but also lessens the effect of the actual alarms themselves with people treating them less seriously.

A far better ploy would be to actually firebomb the *******s.

:agree: Much more responsible. Does anyone have a drum I can borrow?

SunnyLeither
24-04-2010, 10:58 PM
I'm assuming that you have somehow determined that there are Huns staying there.

To be more precise, the team :agree: sniff sniff is that smoke I smell :rolleyes:

oconnors_strip
24-04-2010, 11:08 PM
is that out of date food being served? :greengrin

Hibernian Verse
24-04-2010, 11:31 PM
is that out of date food being served? :greengrin

Not at Malmaison :wink:

oconnors_strip
24-04-2010, 11:34 PM
Not at Malmaison :wink:

i was saying that sarcastically as seeing the huns with a dose of the runs would be quite amusing for 90 minutes:greengrin

Hibernian Verse
24-04-2010, 11:37 PM
i was saying that sarcastically as seeing the huns with a dose of the runs would be quite amusing for 90 minutes:greengrin

Haha I know. We can hope...

SunnyLeither
24-04-2010, 11:42 PM
Not at Malmaison :wink:

A dodgy bottle of Buckfast would do the trick :greengrin

Chuckie
25-04-2010, 12:39 AM
Call 0131 468 5000

and ask for Mr W Smith....

He will answer any questions..

El Gubbz
25-04-2010, 01:02 AM
Call 0131 468 5000

and ask for Mr W Smith....

He will answer any questions..

Thought he sold stationary?

Toaods
25-04-2010, 07:51 AM
Heard there was an incident late last night.

One of the hotels VIP guests, a Mr K Lafferty was seriously injured when tripped by a loose carpet. Pic of the paramedics in attendance here...

matty_f
25-04-2010, 07:54 AM
Heard there was an incident late last night.

One of the hotels VIP guests, a Mr K Lafferty was seriously injured when tripped by a loose carpet. Pic of the paramedics in attendance here...

CCTV evidence has since cleared the carpet of making any contact with Lafferty.

K.Marx
25-04-2010, 07:58 AM
CCTV evidence has since cleared the carpet of making any contact with Lafferty.

:tee hee: :top marks

Badge
25-04-2010, 08:10 AM
CCTV evidence has since cleared the carpet of making any contact with Lafferty.

Superb:thumbsup:

Sprouleflyer
25-04-2010, 08:40 AM
CCTV evidence has since cleared the carpet of making any contact with Lafferty.

:faf::faf::faf:

Very good.........but true!!!

ArabHibee
25-04-2010, 09:42 AM
Apparently :slipper: phoned the hotel early hours this morning and spoke to WS. He asked who it was and told him he had woken him up.

:rolleyes:

Phil D. Rolls
25-04-2010, 09:46 AM
Not at Malmaison :wink:

You mean they are sending it to old folks homes? Very socially responsible if so.