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bighairyfaeleith
02-04-2010, 05:54 AM
We have seen quite a few on the board recently.

So what defines an uber fan. I'll kick it off

.Uberfan, the ability in one sweeping comment to make a large portion of your fellow support appear to be ****.

or

.Uberfan, the ability to never say anything bad about your team

BEEJ
02-04-2010, 07:16 AM
The ability to stay on to the final whistle, even when thousands of your fellow supporters are heading for the exits. :smug:

:duck:

CallumLaidlaw
02-04-2010, 07:26 AM
http://www.hibs.net/message/showthread.php?t=173499&highlight=Uberfan ;)

hibiedude
02-04-2010, 07:26 AM
The ability never to except that we are due a poor run because history tells us that what’s expected :devil:

HUTCHYHIBBY
02-04-2010, 07:42 AM
The ability to be roughly 18 years old and dictate to people what they should be doing who have been attending games for longer than they have been on the planet.

bighairyfaeleith
02-04-2010, 07:43 AM
The ability to use the phrase "so called" :greengrin

Danny_Hibee
02-04-2010, 07:44 AM
The ability to somehow believe that your opinion is more valid just because you are older/have supported Hibs for longer

Hibbyradge
02-04-2010, 07:47 AM
The ability to somehow believe that your opinion is more valid just because you are older/have supported Hibs for longer

The inability to understand that experience is an asset.

Brooster
02-04-2010, 07:48 AM
The ability to be thick skinned enough to ignore the scores of posters on here who cant even be bothered going along to Easter Road.

Hibbyradge
02-04-2010, 07:50 AM
Being able to be polite to folk who critisise the players and manager and other fans even though they weren't at the game. :grr:

hibiedude
02-04-2010, 07:52 AM
The inability to understand WHY posters on here cant be bothered going along to Easter Road :greengrin

RIP
02-04-2010, 07:57 AM
The ability to smell an undercover Yam at 50 paces :greengrin

On here OR on the terraces

Barney McGrew
02-04-2010, 08:04 AM
Has been to numerous midweek games at Kilbowie/Boghead/Brockville 'back in the day' and can remember instantly the team line ups, scores and how well every player played at said games.

Phil D. Rolls
02-04-2010, 08:19 AM
What a sad sad thread. Am I an Uberfan, and do I win £5?

bighairyfaeleith
02-04-2010, 08:22 AM
What a sad sad thread. Am I an Uberfan, and do I win £5?

why you skint?

Barney McGrew
02-04-2010, 08:22 AM
Am I an Uberfan, and do I win £5?

No.

A true uberfan would want vouchers for the club shop as a prize.

Phil D. Rolls
02-04-2010, 08:29 AM
No.

A true uberfan would want vouchers for the club shop as a prize.

Curses!:shocked::brickwall

Wembley67
02-04-2010, 08:35 AM
No.

A true uberfan would want vouchers for the club shop as a prize.
:greengrin
:top marks

Scouse Hibee
02-04-2010, 08:46 AM
Only an Uberfan has the right to start a thread about Uberfans. :greengrin

bighairyfaeleith
02-04-2010, 11:26 AM
Only an Uberfan has the right to start a thread about Uberfans. :greengrin

:top marks

(((Fergus)))
02-04-2010, 11:32 AM
Only an Uberfan has the right to start a thread about Uberfans. :greengrin

Only an uber-uber-uber fan has the right to slag off uber-uber fans

MrSmith
02-04-2010, 12:06 PM
due to alcohol abuse cannae remember supporting hibs during the alex miller era even though traveled home and away for ten years visiting many different ale houses making best of the antidepressants...

iwasthere1972
02-04-2010, 05:47 PM
Only an uberfan wouldn't boo the team









































as they take the field. :greengrin

Hibernia Na Eir
02-04-2010, 06:51 PM
We have seen quite a few on the board recently.

So what defines an uber fan. I'll kick it off

.Uberfan, the ability in one sweeping comment to make a large portion of your fellow support appear to be ****.

or

.Uberfan, the ability to never say anything bad about your team

aye hibs net has bloody loads!

Iggy Pope
02-04-2010, 09:25 PM
The ability to start a 260-odd post thread without actually confirming or denying or indeed saying anything.

jabis
02-04-2010, 09:29 PM
Only an uberfan wouldn't boo the team









































as they take the field. :greengrin

aha !


uberfans don't even JOKE about things like that !

where's my :smug: smillie

iwasthere1972
02-04-2010, 10:33 PM
Uberfans are ranked by how many posts they have made on Hibs.net even though at least 99% of what they post is absolute tosh. :agree:

Jonnyboy
02-04-2010, 10:37 PM
Has been to numerous midweek games at Kilbowie/Boghead/Brockville 'back in the day' and can remember instantly the team line ups, scores and how well every player played at said games.

Ah, so you know me then :greengrin

aberhibsfc
03-04-2010, 12:38 AM
We have seen quite a few on the board recently.

So what defines an uber fan. I'll kick it off

.Uberfan, the ability in one sweeping comment to make a large portion of your fellow support appear to be ****.

or

.Uberfan, the ability to never say anything bad about your team

Self-fulfilling prophecy?

hibiedude
03-04-2010, 04:36 AM
Uberfans have the ability to look at both sides of the argument and never assumes everyone else who has a different opinion to there’s is talking absolute tosh. :devil:

Diclonius
03-04-2010, 05:51 AM
The inability to understand that experience is an asset.

The ability to understand that youth brings optimism, which in turn breeds confidence.

sahib
03-04-2010, 10:27 AM
The ability to smell an undercover Yam at 50 paces :greengrin

On here OR on the terraces

The ability to hold views verging on paranoia.

NORTHERNHIBBY
03-04-2010, 10:34 AM
Be hard-wired to the East.

Hibercelona
03-04-2010, 11:41 AM
No.

A true uberfan would want vouchers for the club shop as a prize.

A true fan wouldn't use vouchers they won.

They would happily hand over their own hard earned cash. :agree:

:devil:

.Sean.
03-04-2010, 12:13 PM
The ability to somehow believe that your opinion is more valid just because you are older/have supported Hibs for longer

Spot on

Phil D. Rolls
03-04-2010, 12:46 PM
What defines an Uber fan?

Is it an undying affection and life long commitment to Uber FC?

Jonnyboy
03-04-2010, 07:27 PM
The ability to somehow believe that your opinion is more valid just because you are older/have supported Hibs for longer


Spot on

The ability to be wet behind the ears but still say they've just witnessed the worst Hibs performance ever :wink:

matty_f
03-04-2010, 07:31 PM
I've information on what an uberfan is, but I'm not going to post it.:cool2: