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Hibees07
23-03-2010, 11:48 PM
I can exclusively reveal that there has been a major scam happening down Easter Road way and we have all been duped by it.

Cast your minds back to January, we were challenging the Old Firm for the title, looking to win the Scottish Cup and heading for a trip into Europe.

Meanwhile there were secret talks being held in the boardroom at Easter Road between Rod Petrie and the board of Tesco PLC. Rod was being offered a vast fortune for selling the land at Easter Road to Tesco for the building of a new mega superstore.

Rod's eyes lit up at the £ sign but he had to forge a cunning plan so he would not get found out.

Firstly he took advantage of the swelling Hibee support by announcing that he was going to build a new east stand to accomodate the vast numbers that were rolling through the gates, this was infact the first part of his master plan, the flattening of the first stand.

Rod realised that he could not carry out this scam on his own so he enlisted Mr Yogi Hughes with the offer of a significant share of his impending fortune.

Mr Hughes knew that if the team continued to play the way they were he would not see a penny of that money. Mr Hughes decided that the only solution was to start losing every game and drive the fans away, thus allowing the remaining phases of the demolition plan to go ahead.

The hard part was picking a team and playing a formation that was capable of achieving his goal, enter Stevenson, Thicot, Hanlon, Benji, Gow, 4-3-3 & 4-2-4.

Luckily I have managed to infiltrate their scam and everyone is now aware of what is really happening at the club.

It is crucial that all Hibee's around the world remain united and see off this threat to our great club.

'Please be aware that due to the sensitive nature of this information it is not to be discussed outside this forum'. :bye: