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Mag7
07-03-2010, 09:10 PM
Gotta be FatJimKnew. Tubby manager in a shapeless club anorak is always a look that says 'I have zero style'. Typical Jambo really.

WindyMiller
07-03-2010, 09:26 PM
His "Oatmeal" cardigan is in the wash.

J-C
07-03-2010, 10:04 PM
Gotta be FatJimKnew. Tubby manager in a shapeless club anorak is always a look that says 'I have zero style'. Typical Jambo really.

Dunno, Tangoman had a nice dress pair of dress trousers, nice black shiny shoes, shirt, tie and topped it of by wearing a club trackie jacket.....smart:greengrin

matty_f
07-03-2010, 10:07 PM
Gotta be FatJimKnew. Tubby manager in a shapeless club anorak is always a look that says 'I have zero style'. Typical Jambo really.

It's surprising, seeing as he was out shopping when he got the call that Plan F had been given the bullet.

Maybe he rushed off so quickly that he never got to complete the purchases?

HIBERNIAN 1875
07-03-2010, 10:24 PM
Steven Pressley's brown shoes are shocking IMHO. :agree:

.Sean.
07-03-2010, 10:32 PM
Jumbo Jim's a scaff. Yogi is probably the trendiest gaffer going :greengrin He could spruce Rice up a wee bit though.

PC Stamp
07-03-2010, 11:27 PM
Jumbo Jim's a scaff. Yogi is probably the trendiest gaffer going :greengrin He could spruce Rice up a wee bit though.

Aye, I can fair see Chipper taking the pre match warm up in a fancy dan suit and a nice shiny pair of brogues! :greengrin

Mag7
08-03-2010, 12:15 AM
Mcleish usually looked quite trim and sharp in a suit. Mowbray wasn't bad either and Yogi certainly wears a suit well. Blobby on the other hand looked woeful. It's the weight thing. A manager who keeps himself in shape will look good in a suit.

Here's my take on the sartorial qualities (or lack of them) among the current SPL bosses (Dashing Bob Stewart can doubtless provide a more eloquent take on the whole thing?)

Aberdeen: McGhee generally gets pass marks despite being an erse. Dark suit, white shirt, club tie and still just about slim enough to look passable although he carries the suspicion of an expanding waistline.

Celtic: Mowbray has maintained the same straightforward suit, shirt and tie he carried off with a reasonable degree of aplomb at Hibs, but there's something about the Celtic tie that engenders an air of 'cheapness' about the ensemble.

Dundee United: Houston learned his trade under Jefferies and it shows. A grubby looking sweatshirt and an all-round look of a man who puts no thought into the way he dresses for matchday.

Falkirk: Elvis is trying too hard to smarten up and still looks a little startled in his managerial attire. He'll never really shake the caveman aura.

Hamilton: Billy Reid reminds me of a slightly slimmer Jimmy Calderwood. He wears a suit but you get the impression the shirt is about to burst free from the trousers.

Hearts: As previously described, the shapeless anorak with Hearts crest is the ultimate anti-style statement. Jefferies also appears to insist on his henchmen all dressing the same as him.

Hibs: Well-toned and well groomed, Yogi is a manager you're happy to see representing your club.

Kilmarnock: Tango man claims to have lost a bit of weight but he's still a little heavy to look the part in a suit. And you can't help but imagine those armpits are sodden. His head is all wrong too. A severe, bristly crop atop a big jowly face. Terrible.

Motherwell: Craig Brown has always looked like an old sweetie wifie. He'll wear anything that comes with the job.

Rangers: Old school he may be but Walter is always well turned out. Simple but effective.

St Johnstone: I'm not actually sure what McInnes wears in the dugout but he's youthful enough to carry off the tracksuit manager look.

St Mirren: McPherson's usually another suit man. Nothing to complain about here.

brydekirk
08-03-2010, 07:46 AM
fat jim & blobby. worst. jc & yogi the best.:agree:

GlesgaeHibby
08-03-2010, 08:25 AM
Steven Pressley's brown shoes are shocking IMHO. :agree:

:agree:

Hibernia Na Eir
08-03-2010, 10:38 AM
Any man who talks through his nose and dresses like a worn out clown is worthy of worst dressed SPL manager crown.

Austinho
08-03-2010, 10:57 AM
Nothing more tragic than a fat pensioner in a Hearts tracksuit. Except a fat, compulsive lying pensioner in a Hearts tracksuit.

PC Stamp
08-03-2010, 12:24 PM
St Johnstone: I'm not actually sure what McInnes wears in the dugout but he's youthful enough to carry off the tracksuit manager look.



McInnes is a tracksuit manager.

Dashing Bob S
08-03-2010, 12:27 PM
Nothing more tragic than a fat pensioner in a Hearts tracksuit. Except a fat, compulsive lying pensioner in a Hearts tracksuit.

:faf:

renato
08-03-2010, 08:51 PM
Six pack, easily the classiest dresser the SPL's had in the last 10 years :agree:

http://www.inthewinningzone.com/wz/images/magazine/John-Collins-lead.jpg

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/11/800x600/JohnCollins_2385812.jpg

:greengrin

.Sean.
08-03-2010, 08:57 PM
Six pack, easily the classiest dresser the SPL's had in the last 10 years :agree:

http://www.inthewinningzone.com/wz/images/magazine/John-Collins-lead.jpg (http://www.inthewinningzone.com/wz/images/magazine/John-Collins-lead.jpg)

http://images.teamtalk.com/09/11/800x600/JohnCollins_2385812.jpg (http://images.teamtalk.com/09/11/800x600/JohnCollins_2385812.jpg)

:greengrin
Apart from that haircut, JC looked like he had a square head :faf:

Pretty Boy
08-03-2010, 09:11 PM
One of my favourite memories of Franck Sauzee is his first game as manager at East End Park.

Out he came looking fetching in a suit with an immaculate designer overcoat and leather gloves. Looked every inch the cultured football star he was. Scurrying along next to him was the Tangoman in a cheap suit and Dunfermilne club jacket of the cheapest polyester. Pretty much summed up just how much more class Franck had than almost anyone else in the SPL in one simple picture.

renato
08-03-2010, 09:17 PM
One of my favourite memories of Franck Sauzee is his first game as manager at East End Park.

Out he came looking fetching in a suit with an immaculate designer overcoat and leather gloves. Looked every inch the cultured football star he was. Scurrying along next to him was the Tangoman in a cheap suit and Dunfermilne club jacket of the cheapest polyester. Pretty much summed up just how much more class Franck had than almost anyone else in the SPL in one simple picture.

Damn, forgot about Le God!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45174000/jpg/_45174904_franck_sauzee_sns300.jpg

Joint top with JC :thumbsup:

.Sean.
08-03-2010, 09:38 PM
Damn, forgot about Le God!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45174000/jpg/_45174904_franck_sauzee_sns300.jpg

Joint top with JC :thumbsup:
He looks Mafia-esque in that picture... :cool2:

Trendy man is King Franck.

Pretty Boy
08-03-2010, 09:48 PM
Damn, forgot about Le God!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45174000/jpg/_45174904_franck_sauzee_sns300.jpg

Joint top with JC :thumbsup:

As Sick Boy says in Porno:

'I saw Franck sauzee coming out of Valvon & Crolla on the walk the other day with a bottle of fine French wine and i thought to myself; this is the kind of class we've lacked at Easter Road for too long.'

Don-hibee
09-03-2010, 08:35 AM
Steven Pressley's brown shoes are shocking IMHO. :agree:

To be fair he was matching his shoes to his handbag oops meant man bag :greengrin

Beefster
09-03-2010, 08:46 AM
Damn, forgot about Le God!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45174000/jpg/_45174904_franck_sauzee_sns300.jpg

Joint top with JC :thumbsup:

The man is pure class.

Hainan Hibs
09-03-2010, 09:39 AM
Damn, forgot about Le God!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45174000/jpg/_45174904_franck_sauzee_sns300.jpg

Joint top with JC :thumbsup:

The very definition of Hibs Class:agree:

Stew the Hibee
12-02-2012, 03:28 AM
Found this after googling Le Dieu! What makes that photo of Sauzee all the more impressive is that this was taken the day he lost his job - well when it had been announced anyway. Even though he'd just been sacked, he was still able to maintain an element of class about him right till the end!

essexhibee
12-02-2012, 11:06 AM
Steve lomas and that hat :bitchy:

KingFranck
12-02-2012, 01:58 PM
He looks Mafia-esque in that picture... :cool2:

Trendy man is King Franck.

Thanks for the compliment ........ I'm nowhere near as trendy as Le God unfortunately