Millwall fan can't work out how a season ticket works

[Winston Ingram]

Unashamedly stolen from JKB.

This is hilarious. I had tears running down my face reading this

Main characters to look out for are 'Stuwall' who is the OP and it is also worth looking out for 'Billwall' on Page 7.

It's basically a bloke who can't work out how season tickets work

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1

[Hainan Hibs]

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This thread is so funny that i actually did a **** while reading it.

I'm not even joking.


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[iwasthere1972]

Unashamedly stolen from JKB.

This is hilarious. I had tears running down my face reading this

Main characters to look out for are 'Stuwall' who is the OP and it is also worth looking out for 'Billwall' on Page 7.

It's basically a bloke who can't work out how season tickets work

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1


Read it last night.

Thick Millwall fan trying to buy his seat which he already has a season ticket for. :faf:

IIRC he even bought a seat in a different part of the ground because his seat was shown as being "sold".

[iwasthere1972]

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:greengrin


I don't think his real name is Gary. :wink:

[AFKA5814_Hibs]

That's brilliant. Not the brightest spark is he?:greengrin

[iwasthere1972]

That's brilliant. Not the brightest spark is he?:greengrin

Millwall's answer to the 20 watt lightbulb. :agree:

[lenny leith]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
brilliant that waso funny

[Gatecrasher]

im sure he's still no clicked as to why his seat is sold, i think he's just going along with it :faf:

[crewetollhibee]

Reminds me of the story I heard from a few years ago when Tommy Burns was in charge at Celtic; Cadette, Van Hooijdonk and Di Canio were banging in goals for fun. These 2 guys couldn't understand why the seat next to them was empty from the beginning of the season, when available tickets were as rare as hen's teeth. Anyway, first game of the New Year this chap turns up and sits in this previously vacant seat. Curiosity gets the better of them, and they ask if perhaps he had been ill that he hadn't been to the previous games. Turns out his wife had bought him his season ticket, but only gave it to him as a Christmas present !!!!!!!

[RigRoars]

:faf::faf:

You've dropped a bollock there son!

[Edinburgh Green]

im sure he's still no clicked as to why his seat is sold, i think he's just going along with it :faf:

:agree: was thinkin the same thing

[iwasthere1972]

im sure he's still no clicked as to why his seat is sold, i think he's just going along with it :faf:

He's probably already planning to take his binoculars with him to see whose sitting in his seat. He'll go bonkers when he discovers it's empty for the whole game. :greengrin

[Rory89]

Thank god the guy isn't a season ticket holder in the East stand getting relocated to the South, his head would've exploded at that one.

[The_Todd]

Millwall fans, a special breed.

[IWasThere2016]

:faf:

Up there with the Yams giving us lecture on finance :agree:

[Winston Ingram]

im sure he's still no clicked as to why his seat is sold, i think he's just going along with it :faf:

Yer probably right:greengrin

[scott_hfc1875]

just me that thinks:hnet: should have a c*ck of the week award

[iwasthere1972]

just me that thinks:hnet: should have a c*ck of the week award

Probably. :agree:

[Winston Ingram]

just me that thinks:hnet: should have a c*ck of the week award

No, i was thinking that myself:agree:

[Owain_1987]

Reminds me of the story I heard from a few years ago when Tommy Burns was in charge at Celtic; Cadette, Van Hooijdonk and Di Canio were banging in goals for fun. These 2 guys couldn't understand why the seat next to them was empty from the beginning of the season, when available tickets were as rare as hen's teeth. Anyway, first game of the New Year this chap turns up and sits in this previously vacant seat. Curiosity gets the better of them, and they ask if perhaps he had been ill that he hadn't been to the previous games. Turns out his wife had bought him his season ticket, but only gave it to him as a Christmas present !!!!!!!

That in-fact made me laugh more :greengrin:greengrin

[Owain_1987]

just me that thinks:hnet: should have a c*ck of the week award

So who would it go to?

[jabis]

Probably. :agree:

Yould be on here,in Decmber, bouncing up and down singing "9 in a row" :agree:


:greengrin

[down-the-slope]

So who would it go to?

There could be an issue with too many cantidates :wink:

[Killiehibbie]

Reminds me of the story I heard from a few years ago when Tommy Burns was in charge at Celtic; Cadette, Van Hooijdonk and Di Canio were banging in goals for fun. These 2 guys couldn't understand why the seat next to them was empty from the beginning of the season, when available tickets were as rare as hen's teeth. Anyway, first game of the New Year this chap turns up and sits in this previously vacant seat. Curiosity gets the better of them, and they ask if perhaps he had been ill that he hadn't been to the previous games. Turns out his wife had bought him his season ticket, but only gave it to him as a Christmas present !!!!!!!

Heard the same story back then but it was Newcastle fans. I always wondered if it could be true but now I doubt it.

[down-the-slope]

OK Stuwall, this is comedy gold here......

Imagine you go to buy a sofa.

You see one sales clerk and they slap a reserved sticker on it. You can't take it with you, but can borrow a van and come back later.

When you come back later to pick up your sofa, you don't try and pay for it again, you ask for sofa.

Its a different sales clerk, he thinks you are trying to buy a sofa that has been sold.....

Do you say, its me its been reserved for, or do you pay all over again and go off with a different sofa?

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[matty_f]

That was brilliant! :top marks

[Peevemor]

Sorry for the dig. Not sure I'm in a position to dig out punctuation.

:confused:

[Ritchie]

Hahahaha. Too funny

[Winston Ingram]

97,000 views:top marks

[Winston Ingram]

Some a*sehole has just gone on and mentioned Capital City Service. We have our Stuwall! :rolleyes:

[rainman]

My brain hurts reading through that.

[Monts]

Trust the 'hibs fan' to be a prick... :bitchy:

[Winston Ingram]

Trust the 'hibs fan' to be a prick... :bitchy:

I know. The whole thread is good natured and now has fans of other clubs coming on to thank him for providing them with a good laugh and we have some bawbag celebrating the CCS

[Big90inOz]

Solid gold, brilliant, best laugh I have had in ages :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

100% certain this guy is going to be watching his empty seat for the entire game :agree:

[Hibs Class]

Quote:

"Stu has actually popped out for a game of musical chairs.

He could be gone some time. "

[The_Todd]

Trust the 'hibs fan' to be a prick... :bitchy:

Anyone involved in CCS =/= Hibs fan.

Simples.

I also couldn't help but cringe at the CCS chant during the East's final match either.

[Wembley67]

Anyone involved in CCS =/= Hibs fan.

Simples.

I also couldn't help but cringe at the CCS chant during the East's final match either.

True, but it was all taken in a good way with a hell of a lot of the old faces coming out for a last get together with their mates.

Even the police were laughing when they were getting their pictures taken....harmless fun :cool2:

[therealgavmac]

Quote "Got this image in my head of Stuwall trying to buy a Millwall ticket from DFS now. "

Spat my tea on the keyboard at that one :faf::faf:

[WHUHibs]

unashamedly stolen from jkb.

This is hilarious. I had tears running down my face reading this

main characters to look out for are 'stuwall' who is the op and it is also worth looking out for 'billwall' on page 7.

It's basically a bloke who can't work out how season tickets work

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403&page=1

i really, really, really hate millwall!!!!!

[NOLA]

i really, really, really hate millwall!!!!!

I really, really,really,really Like Millwall!!!!! Good Scottish club!:wink:

[Dunbar Hibee]

Also a thread about Graham Stack over there. The video with him beating off fans.:thumbsup:

[Austinho]

Going to see Millwall play tonight actually. They are coming up to Carlisle — always guaranteed to get some trouble unfortunately.

[nonshinyfinish]

The video with him beating off fans.

:Ummm:

[Dunbar Hibee]

:Ummm:

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[Hainan Hibs]

:Ummm:

:faf::faf::faf: Nearly in tears:faf:

[Dashing Bob S]

Also a thread about Graham Stack over there. The video with him beating off fans.:thumbsup:

:faf::top marks No 'wonder' poor Stevie never sees much at games.

[WHUHibs]

I really, really,really,really Like Millwall!!!!! Good Scottish club!:wink:

Its a West Ham thing....having followed them since a kid and had to travel through Bermondsey then you might catch my feeling,,,,I hate Hearts as much.....:greengrin

[StevieC]

Also a thread about Graham Stack over there. The video with him beating off fans.:thumbsup:

This one ...

YouTube - Ex Arsenal keeper Graham Stack having a go at some hooligans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXxChycLh3k)

[Dunbar Hibee]

Its a West Ham thing....having followed them since a kid and had to travel through Bermondsey then you might catch my feeling,,,,I hate Hearts as much.....:greengrin

Im an Iron and hate Millwall as well mate! still that thread was hilarious:agree:

[CallumHibs07]

I went to the ticket office today to buy tickets for the Dundee Utd game and they told me they have sold my Season ticket seat?

Strange.

[Jamie]

I went to the ticket office today to buy tickets for the Dundee Utd game and they told me they have sold my Season ticket seat?

Strange.

:faf::faf::faf::faf: someone's been reading the millwall forums

Nice try :wink:

[Jamie]

Think i'll try that one on the bounce :faf::faf::faf::faf::rolleyes:

[CallumHibs07]

Look, I'm sorry if I've done something wrong, don't laugh at me.

[CallumHibs07]

Think i'll try that one on the bounce :faf::faf::faf::faf::rolleyes:


Wee copycat Bassa:grr:


:wink:

[Jamie]

Wee copycat Bassa:grr:


:wink:

they might not have read here :greengrin:faf:

[Speedy]

That thread has had over half a million views

[NOLA]

Its a West Ham thing....having followed them since a kid and had to travel through Bermondsey then you might catch my feeling,,,,I hate Hearts as much.....:greengrin

I used to live in Rotherhithe, a bricks throw from Bermondsey, met quite a few charachters to say the least, the amount of 'del Boys' Who could get you anything was incredible! I don't recommend the jellied eels by the way:jamboak:

[Dinkydoo]

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Best laugh I've had in a while.

Can't believe the tit has went and bought another ticket because he thinks someone else has his seat :greengrin

:top marks

[Jim Herriot]

The story was covered in the Metro (free London paper) today.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/816686-stupid-football-fan-becomes-internet-laughing-stock-over-ticket-confusion (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/816686-stupid-football-fan-becomes-internet-laughing-stock-over-ticket-confusion)

Now 630864 hits on the original site and counting.