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Viva_Palmeiras
26-02-2010, 07:28 PM
What ever happened to

Thomas Brolin
Hans Eskillson
Husref Musemic (scored on his derby debut then did eff all)

and more recently Elias Wagner...

I'm sure there probably doing something theatrical.:cool2:

An Leargaidh
26-02-2010, 07:32 PM
Or Jonaton Johansson :cool2:

:faf:

Greentinted
26-02-2010, 07:33 PM
Did Brolin play for Hertz? When was this? Did I miss that week? I am aghast!

ronaldo7
26-02-2010, 07:35 PM
Ernie Winchester:jamboak:

An Leargaidh
26-02-2010, 07:35 PM
Or Jonaton Johansson :cool2:

:faf:

Ah ken he was one of ours btw :greengrin

Viva_Palmeiras
26-02-2010, 07:46 PM
Did Brolin play for Hertz? When was this? Did I miss that week? I am aghast!

"Then, on 15 September, Brolin met with Jim Jefferies about a loan to Hearts. Yet again, the deal fell through. According to Brolin’s agent, the club would not meet their price, but the Hearts chief Chris Robinson decided to pull the plug on the deal due to the player’s lack of fitness."

My memories not what it used to be... The sort of player that wouldn't look out of place at Tynie tho' - the wummin' he is (apologies ladies)

Greentinted
26-02-2010, 08:43 PM
"Then, on 15 September, Brolin met with Jim Jefferies about a loan to Hearts. Yet again, the deal fell through. According to Brolin’s agent, the club would not meet their price, but the Hearts chief Chris Robinson decided to pull the plug on the deal due to the player’s lack of fitness."

My memories not what it used to be... The sort of player that wouldn't look out of place at Tynie tho' - the wummin' he is (apologies ladies)

Imagine the weight behind a strike force combining of him and the fork-lift? Talk about chubby chasers...

Gus
26-02-2010, 09:02 PM
Brolin to hearts would be like when Ali Dia was signed by southampton by souness.......brilliant

Ali Dia - Southampton
In 1996 Graeme Souness immortalised himself in football folklore by falling for an amazing scam that resulted in him signing a player, so bad, that it made Gerard Houllier’s decision to buy Bruno Cheyrou look inspirational.

It all started when Ali Dia, a desperate 30 year-old nobody, convinced his agent to phone the Southampton boss pretending to be World Footballer of the Year George Weah recommending ‘his cousin’ (Ali Dia) as the next big thing.

Souness fell for it quicker than Robert Pires looking for a penalty and Dia was instantly signed up on a month’s loan. As you can imagine, Souness was eager to see what his new acquisition could do, but the Gods of Football Humour were smiling down on the Dell and a proposed reserve game, and Dia’s debut, against Arsenal was postponed due to a waterlogged pitch.

That close shave didn’t deter the ‘striker’ who tried to build up his credentials by saying, “I feel I have a bit of pace and I can dribble well. Hopefully I can now show enough of that to the manager and maybe get a place in his squad.”

Once again, Souness took the bait and Dia suddenly found himself on the bench in Southampton’s next game against Leeds. But the unthinkable was to follow.
Despite Souness never seeing Dia kick a ball, he brought him off the bench.

After one minute the whole crowd had to pinch themselves, trying not to believe that Coco The Clown was playing. Dia had the touch of an elephant and the deadliness of a fly. He couldn’t control a ball to save his life and after 14 minutes of 'Bambi on ice' the substitute was substituted, and his loan rapidly terminated.

After such a humiliation, you would expect that Souness would have learnt his lesson about taking on a player who clearly can’t play football. I guess this wouldn’t be the right time to mention the £7m he spent on Corrado Grabbi then… oops!

Ali Dia and Graeme Souness… we salute you!

oh hang on they have Nade

Greentinted
26-02-2010, 09:07 PM
Enjoy...:faf:

YouTube - Football Fake: Ali Dia (Southampton) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyI-OfT7zYM&feature=related)

Simkin911
26-02-2010, 10:01 PM
Seriously, what about Nade & Goncalves? :faf: