Romanov Airlines

[AugustaHibs]

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=68044

Joker.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Jeez, we must have a whole platoon of agents working over there. There are more jokes about Vlad than we have.

[monktonharp]

Jeez, we must have a whole platoon of agents working over there. There are more jokes about Vlad than we have.:faf::faf:that Gorgie mob have a sence of humour afterall. some of the comments were top class:greengrin

[Jack]

I voted no :devil:

[bandylegs_jLeighton]

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=68044

Joker.

Clearly the article in question was written by a jambo. :rolleyes:

[Virginia Hibs]

But if we all vote yes, said investor invests and finds no-one will fly on the thing anyway and yet another unmitigated business disaster leeching money form the nest egg (or HoMoFC as they are known in these parts) n'est pas?

[IWasThere2016]

:faf::faf:that Gorgie mob have a sence of humour afterall. some of the comments were top class:greengrin

Ma fave:

"Romanov Airlines regret to inform you that your flight has been cancelled by mutual consent.You'd be halfway toward your destination when the pilot gets chucked out for helping himself to too much from the complimentary bar, while the chief steward would quickly follow for wasting too much money on emergency flares. :verymad: This would be followed by a replacement pilot who would spend plenty of time allowing kids in to see the cockpit, whilst slowing steering towards a crash. :whistling: Various pilots would follow, none of whom capable of flying in a straight line, and the aircraft would venture wildly off course, landing finally at Budapest airport, despite various crew members claiming that the flight was 'buzzing'. :blink: The new pilot that came aboard at Budapest would taxi safely around the runway, but wouldn't allow the plane to actually take off. :turned: Finally, after running out of patience, Vlad would ask another pilot to take over, someone in the Ted Stryker mould, who lived off former glory, and worked hard to recreate the good times he had enjoyed before"

[AugustaHibs]

Ma fave:

"Romanov Airlines regret to inform you that your flight has been cancelled by mutual consent.You'd be halfway toward your destination when the pilot gets chucked out for helping himself to too much from the complimentary bar, while the chief steward would quickly follow for wasting too much money on emergency flares. :verymad: This would be followed by a replacement pilot who would spend plenty of time allowing kids in to see the cockpit, whilst slowing steering towards a crash. :whistling: Various pilots would follow, none of whom capable of flying in a straight line, and the aircraft would venture wildly off course, landing finally at Budapest airport, despite various crew members claiming that the flight was 'buzzing'. :blink: The new pilot that came aboard at Budapest would taxi safely around the runway, but wouldn't allow the plane to actually take off. :turned: Finally, after running out of patience, Vlad would ask another pilot to take over, someone in the Ted Stryker mould, who lived off former glory, and worked hard to recreate the good times he had enjoyed before"






:faf::faf::faf::faf: :jamboak: :top marks:top marks:top marks

[mixumatosis]

Don't they always say the quickest way to make a small fortune is to take a big one and start an airline ?

As for the loon suggesting that you show your season ticket to get cheaper Bureau de Change facilities, I have two things to point out:

1. If you showed Vlad a tynecastle season ticket he probably wouldn't recognise it.

2. Where exactly are you supposed to exchange your Sterling ? Or did the much vaunted Ukio launch in Edinburgh slip by without me noticing ?

Hertz: Deficient mentally, morally, physically and in any number of other respects since 1874.

[Seveno]

I voted 'yes' :wink:

[therealgavmac]

Don't they always say the quickest way to make a small fortune is to take a big one and start an airline ?

As for the loon suggesting that you show your season ticket to get cheaper Bureau de Change facilities, I have two things to point out:

1. If you showed Vlad a tynecastle season ticket he probably wouldn't recognise it.
2. Where exactly are you supposed to exchange your Sterling ? Or did the much vaunted Ukio launch in Edinburgh slip by without me noticing ?

Hertz: Deficient mentally, morally, physically and in any number of other respects since 1874.

:faf:

[Woody1985]

But if we all vote yes, said investor invests and finds no-one will fly on the thing anyway and yet another unmitigated business disaster leeching money form the nest egg (or HoMoFC as they are known in these parts) n'est pas?

:agree: :faf:


Yam

Absolutely. Its not as if Vlad has a reputation for cutting corners or being incompetent. Proper maintenance is hardly important on an aircraft. If any parts need replaced, he'll get them down the scrappies and install them on a "temporary" basis.

Then, he'll fire the pilots and appoint his neice and son to fly the plane back and forward in order to break the dominance of American Airlines and BA within 5 years.


:faf:

[Kaiser_Sauzee]

"Quick-fire anonymous project..."

Is this another managerial sacking?