u have powers to control the newspaper headlines on Monday 15th February....

[Hakim Sar]

what would be your perfect scenario? be as creative as you can

i would probably go along the lines of..

''blue monday - gers spanked 0-7 by rampant hibs''

and underneath it

''mad vlad dies in fetish accident with chelsea superstar ashley - Hearts in turmoil''

:faf:

[zlatan]

"21 year old Glaswegian Hibby in 3 in a bed romp with Michelle McManus and Lulu"

[Toaods]

Thomson distraught, 5 personal og's in 90mins

...a new 1st in World football.



:bye:

[Hakim Sar]

''tynecastle rendered worthless in asbestos scare - vlad has no insurance''
:agree:

[Barney McGrew]

'Hibs injury-time offside winner floors Gers after Thomson's red card'

:greengrin

[Toaods]

Record books revised as 'The Fat Striker'
registration forms decreed invalid.

[Toaods]

Petrie 50p short of securing the future of bitter rivals Hearts from Administrators.

[EH6 Hibby]

Valentine's Day Massacre at Ibrox as Hibs run riot! :hnet:

[blueisthecolour]

Rangers send hibs back where the sun don't shine .........on Leith with a 4-0 drubbing:top marks

[monktonharp]

a man in his fifties,wearing a hibs top was alledged to have pished on an innocent wee bluenose wean,in it's pram outside a close in broomloan road on saturday.police enquiries are continuing:devil:

[Barney McGrew]

Rangers send hibs back where the sun don't shine .........on Leith with a 4-0 drubbing:top marks

Nobody asked you :greengrin

[whiskyhibby]

"21 year old Glaswegian Hibby in 3 in a bed romp with Michelle McManus and Lulu"


Christ, Michelle McManus, How sick are you????

:bitchy::bitchy:

[down-the-slope]

'No love lost as Hibs break Rangers Hearts'

[KerPlunk]

Sunday, Bloody Sunday - Walter's Woes as Hughes Hibees Run Riot Over Reich XI

3 - 1 Hibs. :agree:

[givescotlandfreedom]

"Rangers are pish"

[1875godsgift]

"Rangers star Kris Boyd gives birth to 3-headed monster live on pitch in tense SPL thriller"

Walter Smith "He has looked as though he's been carrying a bit extra weight recently."

[Toaods]

'MISSING' NADE: FOUND UNCONCIOUS AT BOTTOM OF EMPTY INDUSTRIAL BIN OUTSIDE JIMMY CHUNGS


:feed:
========== :nade:

[FranckSuzy]

Yogi 1 Ranger Smith 0

[HibeeMcGinn1]

"Ivan the treble" or "Chris delivers the Killen blow"

[CropleyWasGod]

Yogi 1 Ranger Smith 0

...as Thomson makes Boo-boo?

[jabis]

"huns up,who expected THAT scoreline"

Gers o Hibs 4

[Bostonhibby]

SFA denied the chance to turn blind eye to sectarian bigots singing banned songs at Ibrox because it never happened sensation?

[FranckSuzy]

...as Thomson makes Boo-boo? :agree: :greengrin

The Bears outclassed by Yogi

Lloyds: For the journey (to the pawnbrokers)

[mim]

Smith "You can't expect to compete with a team like Hibs, when you have 3 players sent off". :rolleyes:

Rangers 2 Hibs 9

[zlatan]

Christ, Michelle McManus, How sick are you????

:bitchy::bitchy:

That's my sister you're talking about.

[Hakim Sar]

"nade eats own foot"

[Bostonhibby]

"nade eats own foot":greengrin "but only because he reached the end of his leg"

[God Petrie]

"Cabbaged"

[iwasthere1972]

"Yesterday was Valentines Day" :wink:

[Toaods]

SHOCK..!!

Thomson admits long term absences were treatment for being a hermaphrodite.

[O'Rourke3]

Yogi 1 Ranger Smith 0

:top marks

[Pretty Boy]

Hibees hammer honking huns

and simply

Hearts 0 Falkirk 5

[Lucius Apuleius]

Selective nuclear attack. Tincastle and legoland destroyed.

[ancient hibee]

Refereeing blunder hands lucky hibs injury time winner.

[Woody1985]

Refereeing blunder hands lucky hibs injury time winner.

You've taken that too far.

[iwasthere1972]

"Rangers go down in 7 goal thriller"



































Scorers
Stokes (3)
Riordan (3)
Bamba

[Cool_Hand_Luke]

Fat Jeff Knew - The Truth Comes Out

[jws1875]

Tank gone missing if found please return to tyncastle its name is nade :wink:

[FranckSuzy]

Black Is Black I Want My Baby Back

[Steve-O]

THEY Are The People - Rangers 2 Hibernian 6

[Bizarre Goagsie]

I managed to get Sol Bamba and Chris Hogg a mention in the Bizarre section of The Sun and not a peep from anyone on hibsnet.

Gutted.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2831847/Liam-Gallagher-and-Paolo-Maldini-plan-fashion-business.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2831847/Liam-Gallagher-and-Paolo-Maldini-plan-fashion-business.html)

Ideal headline?

Ant & Deek's Sunday Takeaway - Stokes and Riordan celebrate dream victory with a kebab

[hibeeleicester]

Quality :thumbsup::thumbsup:

We need more hibby mentions :wink:

[bighairyfaeleith]

Petries gimp reveals all!!

[joe breezy]

I managed to get Sol Bamba and Chris Hogg a mention in the Bizarre section of The Sun and not a peep from anyone on hibsnet.

Gutted.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2831847/Liam-Gallagher-and-Paolo-Maldini-plan-fashion-business.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2831847/Liam-Gallagher-and-Paolo-Maldini-plan-fashion-business.html)

Ideal headline?

Ant & Deek's Sunday Takeaway - Stokes and Riordan celebrate dream victory with a kebab:

Excellent, maybe if Deeks and the boys had more nights out in London there would be more Hibs mentions in the Sun, not sure they would be very positive though :greengrin

Ideal headline/s

Rampant Riordan Rogers Rangers

Valentines Day Massacre, Rangers Love Hibs 6

Hibs Stoke Walters Woes

Rangers are Nish

[big gogs]

off form rangers secure three points at ibrox with a 93rd minute penalty,silly old me that would never happen