Yamasauras PT 2

[Dashing Bob S]

Fir Park Semi, a - when a Yam's sexual potency is disappointing (more 3,000 than 400,000). "I was back at my girlfriend's last night, but I was so worried with the way things are going at Tyney, I couldn't even manage a Fir Park semi."

Jefferies Tourist, a -When someone is right on hand to benefit from the misfortune of another, to the extent it seems a set up. "I wasn't to know all the chaps would be in the pub on a monumental piss-up when I steered the wife in for a post-theatre drink. She immediately accused me of being a Jefferies Tourist."

[Ed De Gramo]

Fantastic Signing, a - When the natives declare signing a 2nd division player the greatest thing since slice bread.

[Sprouleflyer]

Billy-Locke, a – Expression used in the trade for working ex gratis, payment in kind, non payment.

[matty_f]

Jumbo whopper,a: a football related fib.

"I decided not to pick Goncalves, and I only just got offered the job on my way out of the shops." - an example of a Jumbo whopper.

[lapsedhibee]

Jumboner, n. A state of heightened excitement with no justification whatsoever. "We were a million times better tonight than we were on Saturday."

[RMG_82]

Pulling a "Graham Rix"a an assertion of something as true, real or factual despite knowing otherwise :faf:

[truehibernian]

Taking it easy-jose - After displaying skill in the workplace and earning a good reputation, deciding one cannot be bothered anymore and thus incurring the wrath of one's employer

[MB62]

Pulling a Larry- taking time of your work feigning illness when really there is Eff all wrong with you. "I cannae be bothered doing what I get paid extortionate amounts of money to do, I think I'll just pull a Larry"

[Speedway]

Chaps, as the author of the original Yamarausus I would like to point out that this is not part two but rather a sequel - The Yamcyclopedia.

[MB62]

Chaps, as the author of the original Yamarausus I would like to point out that this is not part two but rather a sequel - The Yamclopedia.

Sounds like a disease.

(apologies for the editing) :greengrin

[bobbyhibs1983]

Sounds like a disease.

(apologies for the editing) :greengrin



hope its not a disease that can spread easy.I mean im sure alot of us come into contact with a jambo(maybe not anyones fault mind you) and it is easily spread by talking to that jambo.
I wonder if its cureable?

[Sergey]

Iffy Driver, an - When one isn't sure of ones parentage. "I was convinced that both my parents were die-hard Yams and that I could play for my country. But, alas, I am in fact an iffy driver."

Dodgy Driver, a - A vehicle who occasionally motors down the left but continually breaks down. "My old Ford Cortina used to be a fairly reliable motor, but I scrapped it as it was in fact a dodgy driver."

[bornahibby]

Cleveland Steamer, a - Nade.

[Irish_Steve]

Oxymoron, an - your typical Heart of Midlothian supporter

[Hibercelona]

Nadesize it - Expression used in fast food restaurants. "Would you like that supersized sir?". "No thanks, i'm feeling exceptionally hungry today. Better Nadesize it for me".

[Seveno]

nade, v : to hit the ball well wide of the post

[Hainan Hibs]

Goncalves, the - Leaving someone out because they don't submit to your bullying.

"He wasn't willing to chip in for everyone's ticket so I gave him the Goncalves"

[MyJo]

HoMFC scouting network - see Hibernian Scouting Network.

[Green'nWhite]

Goncalves, the - Leaving someone out because they don't submit to your bullying.

"He wasn't willing to chip in for everyone's ticket so I gave him the Goncalves"

Webster, a - The quickest way to escape the Goncalves. "The teacher had been picking on young Jose for months until finally one day he had enough and did a Webster"

[Wakeyhibee]

Yamagram = Financially unsound accounting diagram designed to mislead the misled - "if you look at the Yamagram of the accounts things are actually quite rosey".

Not to be confused with :-

Yamogram - Speciallised medical equipment something which all Jambos can be assured of a positive result. "I'm afraid it's bad news Mr McGussett you're a tit".

[fiolex1]

Bi-Yam: Confused state of a Romanov, where he doesn't know wether he should go for the Brown or Jeffries.

In Embra shopping: Yam slang for hunting for rent boys

[fiolex1]

Touch the Romanov:The sick game of trying to touch a Dog's arse without getting bitten

[fiolex1]

Brown Sauce: The talking of crap to allow you to be a Gorgie puppet

[fiolex1]

Give it a Brown and Jeffries: The baking of two old farts that emanate from your arse back to back, a double barrelled fart.

[fiolex1]

Four Skin: The number of visible skin folds on Jeffries forehead, can be called a d******.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

86, v - To completely and unceremoniously bottle it, i.e "I was gonna go up to that wee burd and chat her up but I absolutely 86'd it."

[Phil D. Rolls]

Secretary (sek-ke-terry): Member of staff with responsiblity for writing "No longer at this address" on all received mail.
"That tax demand has taken a long time to be paid, do Hearts actually have a secretary?"

Treasurer (tre-shar-aaar): Employee responsible for securing new funding for the club - map reading skills are essential.
"Hearts treasurer has been actively searching in South America for new funding for the club".

[Dashing Bob S]

86, v - To completely and unceremoniously bottle it, i.e "I was gonna go up to that wee burd and chat her up but I absolutely 86'd it."

Closely related:

The 86 Position: A sexual position practiced only by Yams (see also, Yamasutra, the) which involves a lot of humiliation for the party concerned. "We tried making love in the 86 position. I got ****ed twice while she laughed her head off."

It was rumoured that the idea of "getting ****ed twice inside 10 minutes by A Kidd" was what led to Graham Rix and Wee Airdrie Jambo wanting to be associated with the maroon.

[Mellow Hibee]

Pulling a Jeffries - To alledge that a decision has been independantly made when it clearly has not.

- "Don't really fancy another pint lads. I'd rather have a quiet night in with the wife watching Pop Idol."

- "aye right mate, stop trying to pull a Jeffries"

[Sprouleflyer]

Closely related:

The 86 Position: A sexual position practiced only by Yams (see also, Yamasutra, the) which involves a lot of humiliation for the party concerned. "We tried making love in the 86 position. I got ****ed twice while she laughed her head off."
It was rumoured that the idea of "getting ****ed twice inside 10 minutes by A Kidd" was what led to Graham Rix and Wee Airdrie Jambo wanting to be associated with the maroon.

:faf::faf::faf:

[lapsedhibee]

"A yam, what a yam!" Accolade given by one cash-strapped club's fan to another, often in appreciation of the other's advanced skills at twirlying (q.v.). Derivation: Misquote from Popeye cartoon.

[lapsedhibee]

Cheerupuppet, n. A lardy grim mouthpiece.