People Who Probably Aren't Jambos But Kind of Should Be...

[Dashing Bob S]

Limahl out of Kajagoogo


Peter Sutcliffe



George W Bush



Tom Cruise

[greenlex]

Rodger de Coursey (sp)

[joe breezy]

Nick Griffin

Gary Glitter

[Dashing Bob S]

Michael Jackson


Gary Glitter



Graham Rix...wait



Wee Airdrie Jam...wait

[I'm_cabbaged]

Lord Foulkes, wait a sec..............................

[Peevemor]

Sid Little

[Speedway]

Stephen Hendry...wait

Pol Pott...wait

[iwasthere1972]

Katie Price. All plastic just like the Yams.

Plus a face you would just love to slap. :cool2:

[joe breezy]

Margaret Thatcher

[Dashing Bob S]

Bono



Al Gore

[The_Todd]

Alf Garnett

[God Petrie]

Steve Davis

[Barney McGrew]

Jamie Oliver

[Peevemor]

Alan Partridge

[Dashing Bob S]

Mark McGhee




James Traynor




Gordon 'SFA' Smith

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

Barry George

Peter Andre (Ciccero wannabe)

Robert Mugabe

Kenny Ritchie

[joe breezy]

If Jim Davidson wisnae a Hun he'd definitely be a Jambo

[Mikey]

Vladimir Romanov

[fiolex1]

Timmy Mallet :agree:

[Dashing Bob S]

Barry George

Peter Andre (Ciccero wannabe)

Robert Mugabe

Kenny Ritchie


He is, and I think Mugabe might be too.

[iwasthere1972]

The teletubbies. (not people but what the heck)

[Peevemor]

(Boy) George O'Dowd

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

He is, and I think Mugabe might be too.Cannae believe Kenny would stoop sow low - he's went right down in my estimations :bitchy:

[Dashing Bob S]

Jeremy Clarkson


Kelly Clarkson


David Clarkson



Ashley Cole



Craig Bellamy



Darth Vader

[Austinho]

Vladimir Romanov:top marks

[Speedway]

Phil Mitchell

Phil McCavity

Phil McCracken

Pat McGroin

Mussolini

Stalin

Andy Walker

Alan Bradley

Gok Wan

Keith Floyd

Keith Wrong

[The_Todd]

Donald Rumsfeld

Paul Dacre (Yon evil one who edits the Daily Mail)

Michael Howard

Count Dracula

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Blakey from On the Buses.

[Speedway]

Piers Morgan

[Peevemor]

Blakey from On the Buses.

:thumbsup:

[allmodcons]

Limahl out of Kajagoogo


Peter Sutcliffe



George W Bush



Tom Cruise


I have a couple of issues here Dbob!

1) George W is too clever to be a jambo.
2) Tom Cruise isn't ugly enough.

[greenlex]

Marc Almond

[The_Todd]

I have a couple of issues here Dbob!

1) George W is too clever to be a jambo.
2) Tom Cruise isn't ugly enough.

I'd debate both points.

[Dashing Bob S]

Gary Barlow


Simon Cowell



Lloyd Grossman

[greenlex]

Chief Wiggum

Comic book man

[Dashing Bob S]

Chris Griffin out of Family Guy

Lenny from Of Mice and Men

Benny from Crossroads

[Dashing Bob S]

Simon Brown


Zibbi



(Nobody please put any current Hibs goalies on this thread!)

[The_Todd]

Heather Trott from EastEnders

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/h/heather-trott-1.jpg

[allmodcons]

I'd debate both points.

As long as you are 'onboard' with the irony regarding George W, feel free Todd. Not a fan of Tom Cruise, but having seen some the Jambos at ER yesterday most would be good extras in the 'The Hill Have Eyes'.

[Speedway]

Barry Scott

[Jim44]

Vanessa Feltz

[greenlex]

Roley Birkin QC

[Dashing Bob S]

Dr Phil

Dr Drew

Jerry Springer's contestants...



Just a thought, perhaps we're outing the mysterious 388,000 Jambos on this thread?

[The_Todd]

That disgusting human being, Jeremy Kyle.

[HibeeUnderwood]

Gordon Brown

David Cameron

Josef Fritzl

Louis Walsh

Joe Pasquale

[1two]

Fred Goodwin

[London Hibs FC]

Lembit Opik

The Go Compare Man

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Jimmy Hill.

[thekaratekid]

Jonathan King

[fiolex1]

Defo this guy, but maybe he's just a wee bit too good looking to be a Yam:confused:

http://news.aol.co.uk/ex-mayor-admits-stealing-underwear/article/20100104070104043249598

[Betty Boop]

Kelvin MacKenzie.

[Speedway]

Howard from the Halifax ads 'Who gives you extra (debt)? Vlad, Vlad, Vlad.'

[truehibernian]

The eerie looking guy Yoffy who presented Fingerbobs.

http://www.thechestnut.com/finger.htm

[Killiehibbie]

Robert Black
Ian Beggs
Lawrence Leydon oh wait he was I think a few young hearts boys still bear the scars.

[Makaveli]

Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

[Sergey]

Kaiser Wilhelm II

[Fife-Hibee]

Bruce forsyth, Good game'Good game

Dale winton.

Hinge & Bracket.

[johnrebus]

Bruce forsyth, Good game'Good game

Dale winton.

Hinge & Bracket.

No way.


H&B were hilarious


:grr:


























:wink:

[jacomo]

Defo this guy, but maybe he's just a wee bit too good looking to be a Yam:confused:

http://news.aol.co.uk/ex-mayor-admits-stealing-underwear/article/20100104070104043249598

Was he surprised to be picked out of an identity parade?

[Peevemor]

Shaun Lawson

[Peevemor]

Was he surprised to be picked out of an identity parade?

:faf:

[WindyMiller]

Donald Rumsfeld

Paul Dacre (Yon evil one who edits the Daily Mail)

Michael Howard

Count Duckula

edited!

[(((Fergus)))]

Rod Petrie...well he certainly looks like one :tin hat:

[(((Fergus)))]

Defo this guy, but maybe he's just a wee bit too good looking to be a Yam:confused:

http://news.aol.co.uk/ex-mayor-admits-stealing-underwear/article/20100104070104043249598

Wonder if he took them out the chest of drawers or the laundry basket? :nerd:

[The_Todd]

Therapist. Would make a good Jambo if he stopped obsessing about Rangers.

[Zondervan]

Ian Stafford :wink:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/8439446.stm

He looks, and acts, like a typical Jambo.

[Dashing Bob S]

Nick Griffin


Janice Battersby



Blanche (Coronation St not CCS)

[Brizo]

Anton Du Beck

Ian Beale

The Jeremy Kyle audience

[sixtwo]

Therapist. Would make a good Jambo if he stopped obsessing about Rangers.

I think there is a space missing from that guys name!



Rik Whaller
julian clarey
Russell Grant

[Dunbar Hibee]

Ian Beale

Jimmy Carr

[MGmick]

Billy Hunt (obviously) and Smithers-Jones.

[lobster]

Joseph Goebbels
'Comedian' Michael McIntyre

[--------]

Bono

Al Gore

You REALLY don't like them, do you, Bob?

Neither do I.


Hibs Pain. :devil:

[Dashing Bob S]

You REALLY don't like them, do you, Bob?

Neither do I.


Hibs Pain. :devil:

You mean Los Yambolinos?

[hibsdaft]

Blakey from On the Buses.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

someone needs to Photoshop him into a Hertz kit

[Dashing Bob S]

Dennis Neilson - I think he's Aberdeen though.

[snooky]

The seven dwarts .... Dick, Ropey, Pashfull, Numpty, Crappy, Cheesey


Johnny Ramenski
Friggin Robbo
St Jude

[tony higgins]

Alex Salmond, eh wait

[James70]

Subo (before her "beauty treatment"), I know she's a Celtic sympathiser but she looked like a yam. :greengrin

[Dashing Bob S]

Boris Johnson

[Dan Sarf]

Christopher Biggins

Tony Blair


Donald Duck

[RigRoars]

Wee Jimmy Krankie

Golum

Nick Leeson

[Dashing Bob S]

Dick Dastardly

What's her face from the Weakest Link?


Thatcher

[gringojoe]

Joseph 'The Elephant Man' Merrick

Davie 'The Elephant Man' Dodds

Harold Shipman

Fred and Rose West

[fiolex1]

Michael Barrymore

Wurzil Gummidge and Aunt Sally

[Bostonhibby]

Norman Wisdom and Mickey Rooney - they can keep them in the same hutch as Ronnie Corbett.

[Crab apple]

The three fingered banjo player from the film Deliverance.

[Bostonhibby]

Heres a couple I picked out of the crowd yesterday, from the Lithuanian branch. Claim to be known as Ike & Tina but I'm not so sure, mind you theres a lot of in breeding down that way.

[tony higgins]

Heres a couple I picked out of the crowd yesterday, from the Lithuanian branch. Claim to be known as Ike & Tina but I'm not so sure, mind you theres a lot of in breeding down that way.

Thats some pair of jug handles on they two.

[Dashing Bob S]

Bruce Forsyth

[Speedway]

Boris Johnson

Boris Karloff

[Bostonhibby]

Benito Mussolini - they seem to share the same brand of nationalism..........:wink:

[Dashing Bob S]

Franco from Spain (Real Madrid)

Franco from Trainspotting (Hibernian)

[iwasthere1972]

Sir Isaac Newton (Only because anybody who has a name that is pronounced I sack is probably a Yam)

I know it's his birthday. :wink:

[Phil MaGlass]

this Knu2

http://media.photobucket.com/image/the%20office%20uk%20images/Rincman/TheOfficeUK.jpg

[.Sean.]

Gok Wan

[Sherlock Jones]

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

someone needs to Photoshop him into a Hertz kit


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg150/tj0762/hnet/blakey.jpg

[07hibee]

Peter Tobin

[sadtom]

Jim Davidson
Jeremy Clarkson
Iain Duncan Smith

[Baader]

Jeffrey Dahmer

Richard Hammond

Phillip Schofield

Timmy Mallett

Kerry Katona

Fred Goodwin

Chip n' Dale

[Killiehibbie]

George Michael

[Hiber-nation]

Mark McGhee

Roy from Coronation Street

Roy "Chubby" Brown

[WWFTWTG]

Josef Fritzl and family

[PapillonVert]

All of the above.

Jeremy Clarkson

[Dashing Bob S]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg150/tj0762/hnet/blakey.jpg

Brilliant.





Sven Goran Erickson

[snooky]

"We need another Driver"

The Fife Cooncil Grit Lorry Drivers.

Minnie Driver

Tiger Woods' Driver

[Dashing Bob S]

Paris Hilton

[Dashing Bob S]

The singer from Coldplay.

[WWFTWTG]

John Merrick

[WWFTWTG]

Frank Spencer

[Hakim Sar]

http://i3.digiguide.com/up/0802/1177358400000-593988-BackInsideBritainsFattestMan.jpg

barry 'britains fattest man'

and rudi voller
http://www.hl-live.de/aktuell/bilder/rudi_voeller_double.jpg

a hertz coupon if ever there was one

[Storar]

Myra Hindley

Yves Makalambay

the ginger one from Girls Aloud

Gareth from The Office

Roman Polanski

Hulk Hogan

[PapillonVert]

Kim and Aggie
Fred the Shred

[whereswallace?]

Sloth from the goonies...Shabba you been baaad!

[johnrebus]

Peter Mandelson

Ann Widdecombe

David Tennant

Sting

Rimmer ( from Red Dwarf )

Alex Salmond....., no wait. Silly me........,


:rolleyes:

[HibeeUnderwood]

John and Edward

Bill Oddie

[The Baldmans Comb]

George Foulkes........ a parody of a parody.

Broon obviously and F@@@ that Raith Rovers drivel.

[Speedway]

http://i3.digiguide.com/up/0802/1177358400000-593988-BackInsideBritainsFattestMan.jpg

barry 'britains fattest man'

and rudi voller
http://www.hl-live.de/aktuell/bilder/rudi_voeller_double.jpg

a hertz coupon if ever there was one

Are those not the two Harry Enfield Scousers?

Graeme Souness

Rodney Trotter

[FranckSuzy]

George Bush

[Alfred E Newman]

Norris Cole

[snooky]

Albert Kidd's dentist.

[greenlex]

David Ike

[Hiber-nation]

Mike and Bernie Winters

[Bishop Hibee]

Norman Tebbit

Barry Manilow

Take your pick from the bar scene in Star Wars

[greenlex]

Boss Hogg

[Fife-Hibee]

Timmy mallet

Zippy

Bungle

George

[Dashing Bob S]

K-Fed

[El Gubbz]

Alan Slight

[Dashing Bob S]

Pieman. He must be having a great laugh at their expense (literally) right now.

[monkfish]

emperor ming

[Dashing Bob S]

Attila the Hun after the Atkins diet.

[Hank Schrader]

Noel Edmonds

The Banker

Anyone who has ever appeared on Deal No Deal

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Jabba the Hutt

Simon Cowell
Simon Callow
Simon & Garfunkel
Jedwards

Lawrence Llwellyn-Bowen
All presenters from lifestyle/location-location-location programmes

Richard & Judy
Clive Dunn

Terry Nutkins & the one with the lisp off the weally wild show
That Gordie Agony Aunt

Agony Aunt who says "can you tell me luvvie"
Paul Daniels
Noel Edmunds
Keith Chegwin
Keith Jackson
Keith Morrisey

Sarah Jessica-Parker
Britney Spears
J-Lo

The Welsh burd off Hi-De-Hi
Shane off Hi-di-Hi
The darts announcer from Bullseye

Pigsy from Monkeey
The short guy from Fantasy Island

David Hasslehoff
The bloke from the Old Spice Ad
The stranger from "Charlie says add"

Pogo Paterson from Grangehill
Johnny Morris from Animal Magic

Roger (annoying whistler) Whittaker
John Sergeant

The burds from Sheilas Wheels ad
Baldrick

[Dashing Bob S]

Cliff Richard
The others in U2
All Christian rockers


Gavin Hastings *

*Actually, probably is.

[Lincoln Green]

Rod, Jane & Freddie!!
:devil:

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Yoko Ono
Jeremy Paxman
That ex-English rugby player called Rob

Terry Hurlock
Lorenzon Amoruso
Billy Dodds
Ian Mccall

Keith and Orville

Tiger Tim

The Couple from Gold Blend Ad

Daffid and myfannwy off Little Britain

The Old Git from Harry Enfield show

Victoria Beckham

The President of Iran

The Unabomber

Charles Manson
Charles Bronson

Terry Wogan

Annika Rice
Anthea Turner

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Cher
The Bride of Wildenstein
Latoya Jackson

(have they ever been seen in the same room?)

In fact all people with excessive cosmetic surgery

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The "nannas" from the Shreddies ad.
Michael Winner and anyone on his ads.

The Churchill Dog.

[Hank Schrader]

That ******* meerkat

[johnrebus]

Nicola Sturgeon

AA Gill

Hugh Grant

Prince Andrew

PC Murdoch

Ken Barlow

Phil Mitchell

Fred McAulay

Eddie Reader

Golum

Stephen Hester

Jordan

George Michael

Andy Pandy

[Dashing Bob S]

The Muppets!

[johnrebus]

Not quite

Animal is a Hibbie.

:agree:

[Expecting Rain]

Michael Winner

[Hibs7]

Any type of SPINELESS invertibrate

[johnrebus]

Mrs Mack

Neville Chamberlain

Ringo Starr

John McSwinney

Colonel Tom Parker

Plug from the Bash Street Kids

Schultz from Hogans Heroes

Lawrence Delalio

Roadrunner

[Hank Schrader]

Heather from Eastenders

[Baader]

The fat tenor in those dreadful Go Compare ads

Cliff Richard

The stingray that killed Steve Irwin

[Eire hibs]

Heather Mills
Justin Fashanu
Joseph Goebbels

[Dashing Bob S]

Heather Mills
Justin Fashanu
Joseph Goebbels

'Fash' actually was a Yam, 'Millsy' played football like one, and Joe would have made a great PR man for Vlad.

[Eire hibs]

'Fash' actually was a Yam, 'Millsy' played football like one, and Joe would have made a great PR man for Vlad.

Meant John Fashanu :wink:, exactly my thoughts re: the other two. Indeed Joe would be used to large scale rallies in the 400K region so he'd fit right at home.

[Hank Schrader]

Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

:faf: :thumbsup:

I'll add Summer Wheatley and her annoying jock boyfriend to that!!

[Hank Schrader]

Josh Ward from those T Mobile adverts. D**k.

[Dashing Bob S]

Bob Geldoff and his daughters.

[Baader]

Norman Lamont

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Woody Allen
Robin Day
Russell Harty

Janet Street-Porter
Gwynneth Paltrow (joining her aforementioned husband out Coldplay)

Opra Winfrey
Rusty Lee
Chefs with double-barreled surnames
Ainsley Harriot
All football club mascots (except Leith Lynx of course)

Lorraine Kelly
Eamon Holmes
Jonathan Edwards
Jackie Bird
Heather the weather

Sebastian Coe

[Viva_Palmeiras]

The bloke with the odd glasses from the Buggles (Video killed the radio star)

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Gerald Ratner

[Peevemor]

The bloke with the odd glasses from the Buggles (Video killed the radio star)

That was mega producer Trevor Horn was it not? Far too successful to be a yam.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Robbie Williams
Rob Brydon
Jamie Callum

Barry Manilow
Gary Wilmot
The Beegees
The Grumbleweeds
Chas & Dave
Liberatchi (sp?)

Jane Asher

OK I'm bored...

[iwasthere1972]

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses)

[Peevemor]

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses)

:agree: Everyone who calls everyone/everything 'Dave' obviously has yammish tendances.

:greengrin

[Hank Schrader]

Jay Kay

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Carol Vorderman - she's a right calculating bitch!

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Roy Hull & Emu

Harold Bishop from Neighbours

The entire towns of Cleethorpes, Skegness and Clitheroe

and the armpit of the universe - Stevenage

[Speedway]

Bob Geldoff and his daughters.

Those are daughters?


Jabba the Hutt



Terry Nutkins & the one with the lisp off the weally wild show
That Gordie Agony Aunt

Baldrick

Take that back!!

[NOLA]

Gary Glitter

[EasterRoad4Ever]

OJ Simpson
John Gregg
Vlad

[Andy.1875]

Worzel Gummidge

[Fife-Hibee]

LRT Bus drivers.:devil:

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

Ted (not Al) Bundy, OJ Simpson, Will Young, Fabio, James Blunt, Kelly/Jack Osbourne, Subo, the current "celeb" big bro housemates, especially that daft wee ned-rapper cow lady Sov.

[Mickey Edwards]

The eerie looking guy Yoffy who presented Fingerbobs.

http://www.thechestnut.com/finger.htm


That is the most blatant piece of ***** ever written on Hibs.net ever............Fingerbobs was too cool for school..........Yoffy :notworthy: was fae Lochend and rolled fat ones with Finlay Quaye.............anyone that says anything else is a Yam Fud


but don't get me started on Ludwig or the Perishers.................yams to a man / egg on legs

[greenlex]

Willie Carson

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Those are daughters?



Take that back!!

lived in the highlands with a (diving) seal in his house - good with animals - logical fit no?

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Ted (not Al) Bundy, OJ Simpson, Will Young, Fabio, James Blunt, Kelly/Jack Osbourne, Subo, the current "celeb" big bro housemates, especially that daft wee ned-rapper cow lady Sov.

:faf:

[mixumatosis]

Adult theatre and self abuse enthusiast Paul Reubens.

[1875godsgift]

That is the most blatant piece of ***** ever written on Hibs.net ever............Fingerbobs was too cool for school..........Yoffy :notworthy: was fae Lochend and rolled fat ones with Finlay Quaye.............anyone that says anything else is a Yam Fud


but don't get me started on Ludwig or the Perishers.................yams to a man / egg on legs

Now are you sure this bit is the absolute gospel truth?!

[Dashing Bob S]

Irvine Medda fans on that site below.

Irvine Welsh (only joking Irv)

Glenrothes Dougray Scott (only joking Dougs)

Cumbernauld inhabitants

East Kilbride inhabitants

Livingston inhabitants

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Drivers with full beam on constantly regardless of conditions

People that hum/sing our of key with i-pods/MP3s on

[Viva_Palmeiras]

We had a burd at my school called Senga and she was a Jambo so people with unusual names...


Signed Engelbert Humperdink (him an a')

[Mickey Edwards]

Now are you sure this bit is the absolute gospel truth?!

no

[Viva_Palmeiras]

David Murphy would be on that one.

[Mickey Edwards]

John Kettley
Gracie Fields
John Major
Heather the weather
Lynn Faulds-Wood
Mr Peevley

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

Irvine Medda fans on that site below.

Irvine Welsh (only joking Irv)

Glenrothes Dougray Scott (only joking Dougs)

Cumbernauld inhabitants

East Kilbride inhabitants

Livingston inhabitants

Ouch! :tsk tsk:

[jabis]

Hawksby and Jacobs.

[--------]

You mean Los Yambolinos?


Nobo and Glorea. :devil:

[iwasthere1972]

Dashing Bob S
Jonnyboy
Doddie

:jamboak:

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Claire Rayner
Nick Leeson
Joe Dulci
The ugly burd that Madonna had an alleged affair with
Prince Charles & Camilla
Tam Cowan
Alvin Small (?) the bloke who advises on money matters
Clare Balding
Bros
Boyzone
Ronan Keating
The fat burd that sang "dont mess with my tutu"
The bloke out the Rolling Stones that gave it up to do metal detecting

[joe breezy]

Chlamydia and gonorrhea (do infections count as people?)

[HibeeUnderwood]

Richard Nixon

Father Dick Byrne

Pat Mustard

Michelle McManus

Edwina Currie

Fat *******

Lee Evans

Pennywise

:wink:

[iwasthere1972]

All the management and staff of Lidl, Farmfoods, Scotmid, Iceland and Aldi. :agree:

[jabis]

Dashing Bob S
Jonnyboy
Doddie

:jamboak:



That takes Uberfan sized dangly bits to say that !



LTYF :greengrin






Bobby Williamson.

[iwasthere1972]

That takes Uberfan sized dangly bits to say that !



LTYF :greengrin






Bobby Williamson.


I'm not expecting any backlash. :fibber:

[Woody1985]

The gimp from Pulp Fiction.

[jabis]

I'm not expecting any backlash. :fibber:

:faf:


iwasthere1972....launching in....5...4...3...2...1..............:bye:

[iwasthere1972]

:faf:


iwasthere1972....launching in....5...4...3...2...1..............:bye:

Am I too late to include FilledRolls? :greengrin

[jabis]

Am I too late to include FilledRolls? :greengrin

The man's a Rock God............unlike Morrisey...who definately should be a Yam :agree:

[NOLA]

Ann Widdicombe
giles Brandreth

[Bostonhibby]

Willie Carson

:agree:defo, good one, he could also be kept in the same hutch as Ronnie Corbett as well.......

[Hank Schrader]

Shabhaz from 2006 Big Brother

[Storar]

Marco from 2004 Big Brother

[RigRoars]

Really annoying wee yappy dugs.

People who own really annoying wee yappy dugs.

[thebakerboy]

Dont tell me we have just provided Mad Vlad with his + 400,000 fan base so STOP IT NOW my sides are hurtin.:faf::faf::faf:

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Islam4uk

[Viva_Palmeiras]

People with extreme communication problems - esp. with a translator present.

The Former East-German shot putt team
The World Gurning champion

Leo Sayer
David Essex
The Village People
(5-Star?) The Family from Essex who thought they were the Jacksons and blew it all
The bloke that left the Beatles before they came Famous
Gilly 'hmmm tastes like pencil sharpenings" Goolden

Blokes with bellies overhanging their jeans that are just too old to get away with it (e.g. Jeremy Clarkson)

Paddington Bear

The base player from Slade

Parking Wardens
Over officious jobsworths as highlighted on That's Life

Esther Ranson
Delia Smith

[Viva_Palmeiras]

People (I kid ye not) who have prams!!! for their yappy lapdogs.

[Alex the Jambo you know who you are I would think that's grounds for divorce mate! I know she's your wife but FFS]

[SvenNeil]

Chlamydia and gonorrhea (do infections count as people?)

No, but they are counted in the attendence figures for the PBS home support :wink:

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Post-humous Jambo life-time membership of course go to...

All past present and future Darwin Award winners. (www.darwinawards.com/) Jamboism needs more of you to keep up the good work.

Esp. the bloke who prototyped the jet pack but didn't quite figure out how to stop or turn corners.

[Siralbertkidd]

Adolf Hitler
Molly Sugdens pussy
Norris from The Street
Jerry Springer
Any suicide bomber

[One Day Soon]

Absolutely storming thread.

Noriega
Pinochet
Petain
Bin Laden
Netanyahu
Imelda Marcos
Franco
Berlusconi
Moseley
Any redcoat circa 1745
Rachman
Walt Disney
Bing Crosby
Arthur Askey
Lamont
Fowler
Currie
Waddington
Ridley
Mercer
traffic wardens
all the Bothas
General Jaruzelski
Ceaucescu
Beria
Andropov (everyone always forgets about him)
Dale Winton
Lionel Blair
Lulu
Cortez
Michelle Dotrice
That bloody Sarah Jessica Parker
That bloody woman in four weddings and a funeral
Terry and June
Bob Dole
Ingmar Stenmark
Bruce Dickinson
Angry Anderson
Kenneth McKellar
Moira Anderson
The camp guards in Tenko
All the women in Tenko
The entire cast of 'It ain't half hot mum' especially Don Estelle.
Richard Madeley
Paul Madeley
Esther Rantzen
Kim il Jong
Kelly Marie
The woman from Liquid Gold
All of Shakatak
All of Shalimar

And the entire massed ranks of yellow cardigan wearing, rover driving plonkers in the cult of Vlad.

[heretoday]

Adolf Hitler
Molly Sugdens pussy
Norris from The Street
Jerry Springer
Any suicide bomber

Ha Ha actually I have got Norris down as a closet Hibby, obsessed with statistics about the team and surrounded by ghastly immoral Jambos.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Val Doonican
Dick Emery
Michael "you awight up the back?" Barrymore

Bill Oddie

[One Day Soon]

**** it.

Billy Crystal
Crystal Gayle
Krystal Carrington
Blake Carrington
Billy Boys
Everyone in Dallas, Dynasty and Falcon Crest
David Steel
Steely Dan
Steeleye Span
East 17
Haircut 100
Level 42
Mick Hucknall
Mick Jagger
Mick Box
Ken Dodd
Kendo Nagasaki
Giant Haystacks
Mick McManus
Sarah Palin
Dan Quayle
Dan Dare
Danno
Dana
Danny Baker
Terry Butcher
Pat Butcher
Patti Boulaye
General Galtieri
Ian McDonald
Max Hastings
Al Haig
William Hague
Eddie the Eagle
Tony Montana's sister
Anthea and Donna
George and Mildred's neighbours

[Dunbar Hibee]

Cleatus from The Simpsons

[monkfish]

fanny cradock

[One Day Soon]

Jimmy Tarbuck
Jimmy Osmond
Bob Monkhouse
Bernard Mathews
Bernie the Bolt
George Monbiot
Zak Goldsmith
Swampy
Derek Hatton
Alan Lamb
Did we do Leo Sayer?

[chorley_fm]

Filled Rolls




oh wait

[RigRoars]

Forrest Gump

Ronan Keating

Lenny Henry

Granny Smith

[jabis]

Onedaysoon.............Whils't not agreeing with all your choises.....I applaud you :thumbsup:

ps...you forgot HappyHibee :devil:

[jabis]

Filled Rolls




oh wait


As per previous post.

Rock God


END OF



(Only knows 3 chords mind):greengrin

[Alfred E Newman]

Mussolini
Roy Rogers
The Lone Ranger
Tonto
El Cid
Dale Winton
Jackie Bird
The Invisible Man
Spongebob
Big Daddy
Charlie Coroli
Charlie Drake
Charlie Chan
Charlie Nicholas ( biggest clown of the lot)

[heretoday]

Charlie Drake was a Hibby. It's well known. So was Tommy Cooper.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Derren Brown
Dweezil & Moon Unit Zappa (on 2nd thoughts maybe a wee bit too creative...)

The Chuckle Brothers
Noseybonk
Morph's grumpy mate

Victor Meldrew
Hyacynth Bucket
Bamber Gasciogne

Edinburgh District Council.... wait...

Cliff Lazarenko
Andy 'the Viking' Fordam
Eric Bristow
Bill Webernuik

Hilda Ogden

Darius
Keith (with the teeth from Dalkeith) X-factor type

[Viva_Palmeiras]

That burd from the shake n' vac ads

[One Day Soon]

That burd from the shake n' vac ads

We have a winner.

[Hank Schrader]

That burd from the shake n' vac ads

:tee hee:

[Hank Schrader]

Childrens TV baddie T-Bag, she was a right ****.

Shat Parp
Andy Crane
Tommy Boyd
Timmy Mallett
Andi Peters
Gordon the Gopher
Timmy Malletts cockateil

[Hank Schrader]

Bruno Brooks
Simon Mayo
Simon Bates
Tim Westwood
Chris Moyles
Christian O Connell
James Whale
Anthea Turner
Mike Read

[Hank Schrader]

Sir Nick Faldo
Ian Poulter
Paul Casey
Andrew Oldcorn....wait

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Larryea Grayson
John Inman

The Witch from Emu's World

Arthur - the cat from outerspace
Professor Yafold from Bagpuss

Octavia from Pipkins

The fat burd singer from Yazoo!
& Alison Moyet - no there was two of them in there before anyone starts...

Peter Carpenter
Pans People
The Munchkins out of the wizard of Oz!
Aunt Flo off Bod

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Mike Smith
Bucks Fizz

The boy with the half-haircut from the Human League

People who call their kids after crap celebrities

The comedienne that does the "page three stunna"

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Childrens TV baddie T-Bag, she was a right ****.

Shat Parp
Andy Crane
Tommy Boyd
Timmy Mallett
Andi Peters
Gordon the Gopher
Timmy Malletts cockateil


I see what you did there :cool2: dont get me started on spoonerisms

[Hank Schrader]

Hyacinth Bouquet

[Hank Schrader]

Miles from This Life. Total twat!!

[Minder]

Steven Baldwin
Andy Walker
Vince Mcmahon
Ian Brines
Prince Naseem Hamed

[HibbiesandtheBaddies]

Neil Lennon

[Bishop Hibee]

Ally McCoist
Len Fairclough
Greg Dyke (and Roland Rat)
Peter Mandelson
Kelvin McKenzie

[Peevemor]

Ally McCoist
Len Fairclough
Greg Dyke (and Roland Rat)
Peter Mandelson
Kelvin McKenzie

:aok:

:offski:

[Dashing Bob S]

People with extreme communication problems - esp. with a translator present.

The Former East-German shot putt team
The World Gurning champion

Leo Sayer
David Essex
The Village People
(5-Star?) The Family from Essex who thought they were the Jacksons and blew it all
The bloke that left the Beatles before they came Famous
Gilly 'hmmm tastes like pencil sharpenings" Goolden

Blokes with bellies overhanging their jeans that are just too old to get away with it (e.g. Jeremy Clarkson)

Paddington Bear

The base player from Slade

Parking Wardens
Over officious jobsworths as highlighted on That's Life

Esther Ranson
Delia Smith

Have to take exception to that. Essex is Hibs and West Ham thru and thru.

Gary Caldwell

[Dashing Bob S]

On the humanoid/android side, from Star Wars:

C3PO - the mechanical Calum Elliot
R2D2 - the robot Wee Airdrie Jambo

[basehibby]

Phil Mitchell

Phil McCavity

Phil McCracken

Pat McGroin

Mussolini

Stalin

Andy Walker

Alan Bradley

Gok Wan

Keith Floyd

Keith Wrong

WTF's wrong with Kieth Floyd (RIP) ??? :bitchy:

[basehibby]

Latent Yams....

Blakey off On the Buses

Simon Cowell

Herman Goering

Goebals

Quisling

and of course... Adolf Hitler

[Part/Time Supporter]

Sarah Palin

[steviehfc]

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses)Much more intelligent than your average Jambo.

[Mon Dieu4]

Lenny Henry

[jabis]

Barry Humphries

[Stevie Reid]

I was saying on another forum earlier today that Jambos are like wee maroon David Brents - standing on top of a tower of imaginary achievements, mistakenly thinking that they're somehow in a position to tell others how it is and all they've done, and all the while thinking they're being incredibly funny. Meanwhile, everyone else in the world just stands there looking at them in a funny way, unsure as to how the **** they can't possibly see how much of a gigantic tw@t they're making out of themselves.

[Alfred E Newman]

Martin " Wolfie" Adams
and the big fat guy that shouts " Lets Play Darts"

[One Day Soon]

David Coleman
Barry Davies
David Vine
Jim Rosenthal
Tony Gubba
Dickie Davies
Frank Bough
Gary Lineker
Sid Weighell
Virginia Wade
Sue Barker
Geoff Capes
Loretta Switt
Lucy van Pelt
Michael Barratt
Sue Lawley
John Craven
Noel Edmonds
Maggie Philbin
Keith Chegwin
Joe Bugner
Harold Ramis
Harold Lloyd
John Lloyd
John Boy Walton
Chevy Chase
Anthony Newley
Denis Roussos
Renee and Renata
Nicole in the car advert
Nicole's dad
Nicole's dad's mistress
Jacques Chirac
Jacques Cousteau
Jean Marie Le Pen
The entire Marsaud family
All of the Bee Gees
Brotherhood of Man
Gerry Francis
Elmer Fud
Newt Gingrich
Kiki Dee
Celine Dion
Peron
Greek Colonels
Turkish Generals
Peter Andre
Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen
Leni Riefensthal
Old Mother Hubbard
L Ron Hubbard.....

make it stop

[One Day Soon]

Sarah Palin

I already did her Mr Part/Time.

oo er

[Mixu62]

Dr Evil
Jim Delahunt
Ricky Ponting
Ricky Butcher
Bible John
Kim Jong Il
Bobby Ball
Alan Ball
Kel from Kath & Kim (It's all in the hair isn't it?)
Jeffrey Dahmer
Bagpuss