hibsbollah
16-12-2009, 07:20 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/dec/15/england-football-diving-bigotry-hypocrisy
How did some of England's most celebrated footballers end up in bed with randy priests? Metaphorically speaking. In the hypocrisy stakes, there is little difference between a man of the cloth who solemnly preaches celibacy while also being a swashbuckling man of the sheets, and footballers who dive despite spouting pious statements such as: "I have never intentionally tried to dive ... It isn't fair for players to dive and try to cheat the other team. And it is not just cheating your opponents, you are cheating the fans as well" – Wayne Rooney.
"If I ever saw one of my team-mates diving, I'd definitely have a word" – Steven Gerrard.
"I can speak about the England lads and I think it is something we don't do. We're too honest" – John Terry.
Last Saturday, with Manchester United trailing to Aston Villa, Rooney flopped to the ground in front of Luke Young in a preposterous attempt to win a penalty. Commendably, referee Martin Atkinson rose above the official indulgence to which Rooney is traditionally treated in this country (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/jan/09/wayne-rooney-manchester-united) and issued a yellow card. The previous week, however, Atkinson had failed to book, or even mock, Gerrard for an even more laughable collapse (http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/4119353/) in the general vicinity of Blackburn's Steven N'Zonzi. Still, for an English referee to spot one out of two diving offences by his compatriots probably isn't bad, since anyone who is exposed to the English media risks contamination by propaganda insisting that only suspiciously non-British folks get up to such devilry.
Earlier this season, and after their first such offences, Eduardo and David Ngog were tried, condemned and darn near executed in the court of public sanctimony, over which presides, of course, the honourable gentlemen of the English press. Most of those same judges have been a good deal less mouthy about the theatrics of Rooney and Gerrard, despite both players, like various other England stars (Michael Owen against Argentina in 1998?), having previous.
Some of Gerrard's most blatant efforts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKXAKQY-0Y) have come while representing his country – his sudden loss of verticality against Andorra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvLJFoEEm-c) in September 2008, for instance, or his pre-2006 World Cup plunge against Jamaica – in a friendly. When England were already 5-0 up. Rooney's rap sheet includes a memorable tumble against Arsenal in October 2004, and in November 2008 his attempt to frame Villarreal's Fabricio Fuentes was so blatant he afterwards apologised, though that didn't prevent him from making the above claim about "never intentionally" diving a few months later. And just days after that very same claim he successfully demanded a penalty for England against Slovenia for a non-existent foul.
Professionally many English players, like many players from elsewhere, seem to believe that diving is sometimes acceptable, perhaps even the right thing to do when the opportunity arises. Culturally they know it is treasonous. So England's finest say one thing, and do the other. Like fornicators from the clergy, they are guilty of craven hypocrisy. Much of the media are guilty of something worse: bigotry. If a foreigner did it, deport the swine. If an Englander did it, move along, nothing to see here.
How did some of England's most celebrated footballers end up in bed with randy priests? Metaphorically speaking. In the hypocrisy stakes, there is little difference between a man of the cloth who solemnly preaches celibacy while also being a swashbuckling man of the sheets, and footballers who dive despite spouting pious statements such as: "I have never intentionally tried to dive ... It isn't fair for players to dive and try to cheat the other team. And it is not just cheating your opponents, you are cheating the fans as well" – Wayne Rooney.
"If I ever saw one of my team-mates diving, I'd definitely have a word" – Steven Gerrard.
"I can speak about the England lads and I think it is something we don't do. We're too honest" – John Terry.
Last Saturday, with Manchester United trailing to Aston Villa, Rooney flopped to the ground in front of Luke Young in a preposterous attempt to win a penalty. Commendably, referee Martin Atkinson rose above the official indulgence to which Rooney is traditionally treated in this country (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/jan/09/wayne-rooney-manchester-united) and issued a yellow card. The previous week, however, Atkinson had failed to book, or even mock, Gerrard for an even more laughable collapse (http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/4119353/) in the general vicinity of Blackburn's Steven N'Zonzi. Still, for an English referee to spot one out of two diving offences by his compatriots probably isn't bad, since anyone who is exposed to the English media risks contamination by propaganda insisting that only suspiciously non-British folks get up to such devilry.
Earlier this season, and after their first such offences, Eduardo and David Ngog were tried, condemned and darn near executed in the court of public sanctimony, over which presides, of course, the honourable gentlemen of the English press. Most of those same judges have been a good deal less mouthy about the theatrics of Rooney and Gerrard, despite both players, like various other England stars (Michael Owen against Argentina in 1998?), having previous.
Some of Gerrard's most blatant efforts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKXAKQY-0Y) have come while representing his country – his sudden loss of verticality against Andorra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvLJFoEEm-c) in September 2008, for instance, or his pre-2006 World Cup plunge against Jamaica – in a friendly. When England were already 5-0 up. Rooney's rap sheet includes a memorable tumble against Arsenal in October 2004, and in November 2008 his attempt to frame Villarreal's Fabricio Fuentes was so blatant he afterwards apologised, though that didn't prevent him from making the above claim about "never intentionally" diving a few months later. And just days after that very same claim he successfully demanded a penalty for England against Slovenia for a non-existent foul.
Professionally many English players, like many players from elsewhere, seem to believe that diving is sometimes acceptable, perhaps even the right thing to do when the opportunity arises. Culturally they know it is treasonous. So England's finest say one thing, and do the other. Like fornicators from the clergy, they are guilty of craven hypocrisy. Much of the media are guilty of something worse: bigotry. If a foreigner did it, deport the swine. If an Englander did it, move along, nothing to see here.