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goosano
05-12-2009, 06:23 PM
Brilliant whoever did it

http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5

Billie Jo
05-12-2009, 06:26 PM
In the bathroom cubicle- giving myself the half time team talk. :faf:

.Louise.
05-12-2009, 06:30 PM
Haha :thumbsup:

allezsauzee
05-12-2009, 06:40 PM
i dunno...i'm wondering if it is a wind up or really is the genuine tweets of an oaf with delusions of grandeur. pml nonetheless

:faf:

.SeventyFive
05-12-2009, 06:41 PM
Absolutely brilliant!


Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for £9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery.

Just Jimmy
05-12-2009, 06:45 PM
Thats fantastic!

Contract talks stalled: I scrawled BRING BACK STRACHAN on Lawell's office door with a compass. As yet, they've not come backwith a counter.
7:12 AM Dec 4th from web

Hilarious.

goosano
05-12-2009, 06:52 PM
The gaffer caught me staring at his nose today. It's huge. He could smoke a cigar I'm the shower.

Back in Caldwell manor and it's time to wind down the power and turn up the Sade. Off for a milk bath before dinner.

:faf:

Bayern Bru
05-12-2009, 06:55 PM
People often ask me; "Gary, are you a leg or an arse man?" My reply is always - I'm a Gary Caldwell man.

:faf:

goosano
18-12-2009, 01:41 PM
Some great additions this week...

What's the name of the other guy from WHAM! ? See, nobody knows. That's the future that's waiting for Stephen McManus.

What superhero did Gary Caldwell dress up as for Celtics Christmas night out? That's obvious; Gary Caldwell.

Woody1985
18-12-2009, 01:58 PM
Some great additions this week...

What's the name of the other guy from WHAM! ? See, nobody knows. That's the future that's waiting for Stephen McManus.

What superhero did Gary Caldwell dress up as for Celtics Christmas night out? That's obvious; Gary Caldwell.

:faf:

I can't access at work. Any more updates?

Baldy
18-12-2009, 02:34 PM
Have you seen Ghost? Strachan is Demi, Pendry is Swayze, Lennon was Goldberg and I was that lump of clay.


:faf:

goosano
18-12-2009, 02:48 PM
I'm Stuck for Christmas present ideas for the family....Signed Gary Caldwell photos for the 3rd year in a row? SPOT ON.

Caldenbauer's fine

Walked out on Spiers, he asked me "What's been the highlight of your career so far" - Career? Glittering Legacy more like.

Woody1985
19-12-2009, 07:34 PM
Gary Caldwells arm is sore. Maybe I need to stop sleeping with that captains armband on.

:faf:

Russdoorsfan71
19-12-2009, 07:53 PM
"Supposedly Eskimo's have 1000 words for snow. Gary Caldwell has 1001."

total lolocaust of a page!

goosano
20-12-2009, 09:51 AM
I see myself as a missionary for Total Football, spreading it round the world... I'd like to take it to The Dutch.

:faf:

Steve-O
20-12-2009, 10:12 AM
I've been ****ging Tiger Woods wife behind HIS back.

:faf::faf:

Woody1985
20-12-2009, 01:27 PM
This needs an update!

goosano
20-12-2009, 02:33 PM
This needs an update!

Time to get dressed. I might put on my Beckenbauer t-shirt..I wonder if he's wearing the Gary Caldwell one I sent him.

Gary doesn't shower in the morning. I wake up smelling of success, why wash that off? Straight to breakfast.

Pulled up that wee prick Mizuno about the pranky. He's giving me the "I don't speak Engrish" patter - Gary speaks japanese, now what?

Hibs On Tour
20-12-2009, 10:48 PM
Vintage stuff:

Still waiting to hear from Gillette after the 126 emails I've sent them. With Tiger and Theirry out on their arse, I'm the obvious choice. 7:23 AM Dec 9th (http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5/status/6499055068)from web

:greengrin

chorley_fm
20-12-2009, 10:59 PM
brought the lulz

:thumbsup:

goosano
16-01-2010, 08:40 AM
Now that I'm Premiership, I'm looking forward to my shot on Jordan.

Gary Caldwell's going to have to get bigger pockets for next season. He'll need room for Drogba, Torres and Rooney...

Woody1985
16-01-2010, 12:15 PM
Now that I'm Premiership, I'm looking forward to my shot on Jordan.

Gary Caldwell's going to have to get bigger pockets for next season. He'll need room for Drogba, Torres and Rooney...

I liked that one.

Always worth a look on that. The one about Walter Smith is good. :tee hee: