Aggressive Small People

[Dashing Bob S]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.

It's hardly a disaster being small, I would have thought. I'm six foot exactly and I wouldn't mind being a bit shorter. My feet wouldn'y stick out the bottom of hotel beds, I wouldn't bang my noggin of wooden beams in English country pubs and i'd fit more easily onto those hideous short-hall continental flights.

So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

I'm not talking about dwarfism or disabled persons of restricted growth here, I'm talking about, I suppose for want of a better term, your average shortarse.

(Apos in advance to the up-in-arms PC brigade.)

[matty_f]

:top marks Potential thread of the year.

[Gatecrasher]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.

It's hardly a disaster being small, I would have thought. I'm six foot exactly and I wouldn't mind being a bit shorter. My feet wouldn'y stick out the bottom of hotel beds, I wouldn't bang my noggin of wooden beams in English country pubs and i'd fit more easily onto those hideous short-hall continental flights.

So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

I'm not talking about dwarfism or disabled persons of restricted growth here, I'm talking about, I suppose for want of a better term, your average shortarse.

(Apos in advance to the up-in-arms PC brigade.)

theres one of those guys in my work :faf:

[Sylar]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.

It's hardly a disaster being small, I would have thought. I'm six foot exactly and I wouldn't mind being a bit shorter. My feet wouldn'y stick out the bottom of hotel beds, I wouldn't bang my noggin of wooden beams in English country pubs and i'd fit more easily onto those hideous short-hall continental flights.

So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

I'm not talking about dwarfism or disabled persons of restricted growth here, I'm talking about, I suppose for want of a better term, your average shortarse.

(Apos in advance to the up-in-arms PC brigade.)

Ah'll burst you pal! :wink::greengrin

[hibsbollah]

Most of the people ive had problems with in my life have been stunted, halfpint types. Never trust a small teacher at school, especially one with a moustache:grr:

[Killiehibbie]

Most of the people ive had problems with in my life have been stunted, halfpint types. Never trust a small teacher at school, especially one with a moustache:grr:
We had one like that, I never liked her.

[GC]

It must be in the genes, they seem to constantly want to pick a fight with you even though being a wee smurf they are hardly likely to be able to do anything about it.

[Twa Cairpets]

Most of the people ive had problems with in my life have been stunted, halfpint types. Never trust a small teacher at school, especially one with a moustache:grr:

You can add to that.

Short people with tache/beard combo and combovers, with no interest at all in football. Dangerous deviants.

Certainly, to a tall chap like myself (6'3'', I'll have you know), lots of little people do appear to have chips on their shoulder (I suppose its easy for us to reach down and put them there :agree:), and the nastiest individuals I've ever come across are short.

[LiverpoolHibs]

Napoleon was actually slightly above average height for the time in which he lived.

I should be on Q.I. or sumfink.

[Hainan Hibs]

I'm 5"9, not the tallest by any means but I can agree with the posts on this thread. I've lost count of the number of small guys walking around who constantly have to prove their manliness by acting like cavemen.

[Woody1985]

Probably to do with the fact that some taller men think they can talk to smaller guys like ********s purely because they're small and assume they can't do anything about it.

Although people are just generally ********s regardless of size. I was in a club up town one night with a mate of mine who is about 6, 5. I went outside on the phone and when I came back down someone had knocked him out on the dance floor just because he was the biggest guy there (even though he wouldny say boo to a ghost).

[Bayern Bru]

I'm about 6ft or so, maybe just over. I'm not the aggressive type, but any time I've been accosted in a bar for example, by a likely lad wanting a bit of a barney, he's been about half my size. Hard to understand and damn funny.

It must be a defence mechanism type of thing.

[ginger_rice]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.



So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

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Any more of your heightist pish and I'll bite your ankles:wink::wink:

You should try being 5'6 with ginger hair!!

[EH6 Hibby]

I'm only 5 Foot, but I'm not an angry little person, I'm quite happy most of the time! :agree:

[hibsbollah]

Any more of your heightist pish and I'll bite your ankles:wink::wink:

You should try being 5'6 with ginger hair!!

WGS alert:eek:

[Bayern Bru]

WGS alert:eek:

LTWGSF?

:cool2:

[ancient hibee]

When small persons are aggressive with me I've always assumed they have some sort of death wish.Now, large persons being aggressive are really scary.

[Marabou Stork]

Probably to do with the fact that some taller men think they can talk to smaller guys like ********s purely because they're small and assume they can't do anything about it.

Although people are just generally ********s regardless of size. I was in a club up town one night with a mate of mine who is about 6, 5. I went outside on the phone and when I came back down someone had knocked him out on the dance floor just because he was the biggest guy there (even though he wouldny say boo to a ghost).


My shortarse senses are tingling.

[lEXO]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.

It's hardly a disaster being small, I would have thought. I'm six foot exactly and I wouldn't mind being a bit shorter. My feet wouldn'y stick out the bottom of hotel beds, I wouldn't bang my noggin of wooden beams in English country pubs and i'd fit more easily onto those hideous short-hall continental flights.

So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

I'm not talking about dwarfism or disabled persons of restricted growth here, I'm talking about, I suppose for want of a better term, your average shortarse.

(Apos in advance to the up-in-arms PC brigade.)
Ya long streak o piss. :wink:

[sleeping giant]

The 2 most mental hard men i know are both short *****:agree:

Crazy mental headcases:greengrin Funnily enough , both have had body parts bitten off:agree:

Edit : I also think its a cock size thing !

If you are a shortarse then the chances are that you have a short dick and that doesnt sit too pretty with some guys :greengrin:

[GC]

The 2 most mental hard men i know are both short *****:agree:

Crazy mental headcases:greengrin Funnily enough , both have had body parts bitten off:agree:

Legs?

[Calvin]

I'm an average shortarse and fortunately I don't fall into this category but have encountered many who do suffer this affliction.

Personally I enjoy flights, I'm not too concerned but obviously some aggressive wee buggers are!

[Hibbyradge]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.

It's hardly a disaster being small, I would have thought. I'm six foot exactly and I wouldn't mind being a bit shorter. My feet wouldn'y stick out the bottom of hotel beds, I wouldn't bang my noggin of wooden beams in English country pubs and i'd fit more easily onto those hideous short-hall continental flights.

So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

I'm not talking about dwarfism or disabled persons of restricted growth here, I'm talking about, I suppose for want of a better term, your average shortarse.

(Apos in advance to the up-in-arms PC brigade.)

I'm 6'2".

Fancy coming round and lighting an incense stick with me, man?

[Jonnyboy]

It's commonly known as 'small man syndrome' DBS

You'll likely find they drive huge cars and might even have a sovvy ring and a gold medallion too

BTW I'm over 6ft tall and a pacifist by nature :greengrin

[GC]

It's commonly known as 'small man syndrome' DBS

You'll likely find they drive huge cars and might even have a sovvy ring and a gold medallion too

BTW I'm over 6ft tall and a pacifist by nature :greengrin

Is that not just age that has got you that way Jonny?

[Jonnyboy]

Is that not just age that has got you that way Jonny?

:greengrin

Nah age has me repeating myself all the time

Nah age has me repeating myself all the time

Nah age has me repeating myself all the time

:greengrin

[Mixu62]

I'll add to the list of the ones to look out for. If you see one drinking whisky, run....in the general direction of "away". An old manager of mine was about 5'2 and as soon as he had a couple of Scotch's he thought he was a hard man. Until a mate threw him out of a pub head first....without bothering to make sure the door was open.:greengrin

[GC]

:greengrin

Nah age has me repeating myself all the time

Nah age has me repeating myself all the time

Nah age has me repeating myself all the time

:greengrin

:thumbsup:

[Lucius Apuleius]

Any more of your heightist pish and I'll bite your ankles:wink::wink:

You should try being 5'6 with ginger hair!!

:faf: He is talking about NOW not ten years ago. At least you don't have a moustache :greengrin

[Dinkydoo]

In defence of my fellow short *****, some of us would have been bullied throughout thier whole school life and maybe that is a factor in all of this.

I certainly fall into that category - not the aggressive part, the being bullied the crap out of all your life because your seen as not being able to do anything about it.

Then again, I've not got "wee man syndrome". I never go out looking for a fight and wouldn't throw the first punch unless severly provoked.

I'm of the opinion that violence should only be used if absoloutely neccessary because it usually causes a sh it load more problems that need dealing with.

Then again, if some tit smacks you then you've got the right to defend yourself - small or large.

[Dinkydoo]

When small persons are aggressive with me I've always assumed they have some sort of death wish.Now, large persons being aggressive are really scary.


Just because they are small... :confused: :rolleyes:

How big headed are you :faf:

[IndieHibby]

Napoleon was actually slightly above average height for the time in which he lived.

I should be on Q.I. or sumfink.

Damn! You beat me to it....:grr:

[Dashing Bob S]

Yes, i'm not at all heightist, some of my best friends are shortarses, but I think some smaller people see somebody looking down on them as an intrinsic act of aggression. I have one friend, that if we stand at a bar, I notice his bearing, body language are aggressive, and his voice gruff and conversation confrontational. If we are sitting down we are closer to the same eye level, his entire personality changes and he's a very nice chap.

I know myself that when I stand next to someone who is 6ft 5, I do get an internal reaction, so perhaps its natural. If I'd been doing it all my life though, i'd hope i'd be used to it by now.

[Tinyclothes]

I'm only 2ft tall, that's actually my stuffed cat behind me in the picture. I only get angry when people don't give me money when I ask them for it so I can get a cup of tea.

[GlesgaeHibby]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.

It's hardly a disaster being small, I would have thought. I'm six foot exactly and I wouldn't mind being a bit shorter. My feet wouldn'y stick out the bottom of hotel beds, I wouldn't bang my noggin of wooden beams in English country pubs and i'd fit more easily onto those hideous short-hall continental flights.

So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

I'm not talking about dwarfism or disabled persons of restricted growth here, I'm talking about, I suppose for want of a better term, your average shortarse.

(Apos in advance to the up-in-arms PC brigade.)


I'm 6'2".

Fancy coming round and lighting an incense stick with me, man?

Being 6'5 I'm with both of you guys on this.

[(((Fergus)))]

The 2 most mental hard men i know are both short *****:agree:

Crazy mental headcases:greengrin Funnily enough , both have had body parts bitten off:agree:

Edit : I also think its a cock size thing !

If you are a shortarse then the chances are that you have a short dick and that doesnt sit too pretty with some guys :greengrin:

Are these two connected?

[Mon Dieu4]

Are these two connected?

Shut it wee man :faf:

[Rossco1875]

theres one of those guys in my work :faf:


i think their is one in every work place and he is a cheeky c*** who thinks he is a hard man!

[ancient hibee]

Just because they are small... :confused: :rolleyes:

How big headed are you :faf:
Not big headed-just very nicely proportioned.

[Lucius Apuleius]

Being a short ass has other benefits as well though. I would'nt consider myself particularly small (5ft 8in) however I do have a very short inside leg. This helps whenever I have to fly cattle class as my knees are not all pushed into the seat in front. It also makes your willy look bigger as it is nearly to me knee :greengrin (Ha ha ha!!!!!!)

[Dinkydoo]

Not big headed-just very nicely proportioned.


Whoa...... bit too much information there mate :bitchy:


:faf:

[s.a.m]

I had Osama Bin Laden down as a guy with issues about his lack of height. I've just heard on the radio that he's 6'4".

Guess I was wrong. He's just angry.

[Peevemor]

I had Osama Bin Laden down as a guy with issues about his lack of height. I've just heard on the radio that he's 6'4".

Guess I was wrong. He's just angry.

It's really only agressive short-arsed infidels that he want's to wipe out- anyone else is just collateral damage.

[s.a.m]

It's really only agressive short-arsed infidels that he want's to wipe out- anyone else is just collateral damage.

:greengrin A Short-Arse Jihad?

[Dashing Bob S]

It's really only agressive short-arsed infidels that he want's to wipe out- anyone else is just collateral damage.

:top marks

[The Green Goblin]

Paul Dickov`s ridiculously over-aggressive and ultimately futile Hampden performance in a Scotland jersey against Norway (I think it was) a wee while back popped into my mind when I read your post DBS.

Funny the way the mind works sometimes....


GG

[GhostofBolivar]

Why do so many of them feel the need to be aggressive little barstewards, particularly towards taller, handsome, straight-backs like my good self? I've pretty much had it with the little Napoleon types, the dull-witted, stunted Hobits who exemplify the "wee man syndrome" in this country.

It's hardly a disaster being small, I would have thought. I'm six foot exactly and I wouldn't mind being a bit shorter. My feet wouldn'y stick out the bottom of hotel beds, I wouldn't bang my noggin of wooden beams in English country pubs and i'd fit more easily onto those hideous short-hall continental flights.

So why does shortness of stature invariably seem too come with an attitude?

I'm not talking about dwarfism or disabled persons of restricted growth here, I'm talking about, I suppose for want of a better term, your average shortarse.

(Apos in advance to the up-in-arms PC brigade.)

Napoleon wasn't short. He was 5' 6" - which was hardly minute in late-18th century France.

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Napoleon wasn't short. He was 5' 6" - which was hardly minute in late-18th century France.


Correct - but he suffered in middle age from cystitis (acute pain while passing water), and from ulcerated haemorrhoids which his doctors treated by "attaching leeches to the affected part" (ewwwwww!) - which probably did nothing at all to improve his disposition....

And may have been the reasons behind his famous catch-phrase, "Not tonight, Josephine...." :devil:

[Kaiser_Sauzee]

I'm 5' 11", 15 stone and pretty quick, so if any of you short ***** out there fancy a bit you can get the fat end of my telescope across your jaw any time you want it.





:greengrin

[Woody1985]

Correct - but he suffered in middle age from cystitis (acute pain while passing water), and from ulcerated haemorrhoids which his doctors treated by "attaching leeches to the affected part" (ewwwwww!) - which probably did nothing at all to improve his disposition....

And may have been the reasons behind his famous catch-phrase, "Not tonight, Josephine...." :devil:

Was he not in the guiness book of records for having the smallest recorded *****?

I could have swore I read that! :faf:

[Dashing Bob S]

Wee Airdrie Jambo. Now there's a shortarse to detest.

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Was he not in the guiness book of records for having the smallest recorded *****?

I could have swore I read that! :faf:


... the smallest recorded what? :cool2:

Jambo? :devil:

If you're the sort of lad who goes around measuring people's jambo's, you'll come to a bad end, I fear. :rolleyes:

Harm can come to a young lad from doing things like that....




Edit: To elaborate (unwillingly) upon a subject I personally find extremely distasteful, I can tell you that while I have no information regarding the configuration or dimensions of Napoleon I's wedding tackle, I CAN tell you that contrary to popular mythology, Adolf Hitler was NOT in fact monotesticular, but Chairman Mao was. The Great Helmsman was, according to his doctor, one rowlock short in the boating department.

He was also more than several noodles short of a full Chow Mein in his upper storey as well, IMHO. :devil: