Tiger Woods!! in car accident

['Mon the Hibs]

It appears that Tiger Woods has been in a car crash in Florida!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/

On bbc news web and news 24 channel.

[NOLA]

i think he was pished but i'm sure there will be some cover-up, the police went to interview him and were told by wood's agent to come back tomorrow???

[Danderhall Hibs]

i think he was pished but i'm sure there will be some cover-up, the police went to interview him and were told by wood's agent to come back tomorrow???

I think his wife was chasing him out the house with a golf club and he jumped into the car to escape.

[Killiehibbie]

I think his wife was chasing him out the house with a golf club and he jumped into the car to escape.

Heard she objected to his mixed doubles partner.

[Danderhall Hibs]

Heard she objected to his mixed doubles partner.

:tee hee: She's not impressed at him spending so much time in the rough.

[NOLA]

:tee hee: She's not impressed at him spending so much time in the rough.

surely it was time to get his wood out:wink:

[Derek Dougan]

surely it was time to get his wood out:wink:

Is that the one with the new stiff shaft? :greengrin

[Killiehibbie]

:tee hee: She's not impressed at him spending so much time in the rough.

It was his time in the muff rather than the rough.

[NOLA]

The story doing the rounds is that he was Shanking it too much and his missus wasn't happy with his limp excuses!

[Golden Bear]

Well - does this constitute an admission of guilt? Seems as though Tiger has been a very naughty boy!

:greengrin


http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

[Toaods]

Well - does this constitute an admission of guilt? Seems as though Tiger has been a very naughty boy!

:greengrin


http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

brings a whole new meaning to 'having a preffered lie' :greengrin

[H18sry]

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… I think it was 6, but put me down for a 5."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
Who is totally frightened of Tiger's wife? His Caddy!

What's the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.

A guy walks into a bar and says "Tiger's wife beat him to death." the other guy goes "how many strokes did it take?"

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree . . . his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.

Tiger Woods needs a new driver, one for the Cadillac and the other to replace the one that his wife wrapped around his head.

Even the porn industry jumped in with a new movie called "MORNING WOOD '

I'm thinking that tiger teed off the Missus by getting caught with his club and balls in the wrong bunker.

I always said golf was a dangerous game...all this happened because Tiger picked up another birdie.

Tiger now has a bad slice .....oops its on his top lip

Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.

Tigers been dropped from the Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues..

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named
Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a “Rescue Club” now has been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the **** out of a Driver.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

I made it out of my driveway this morning, now I can finally say that I can outdrive tiger.

[Hibbie_Cameron]

Why did Elin use a 6 iron to smash the car window? Surely a rescue club would be more use:greengrin

[Hibhibhooray]

It now seems he has been teeing of with a Scottish tv presenter as well.......name doing the rounds is Kirsty Gallacher.......

http://www.golf-tuition-online.com/gallery/data/525/medium/kirsty_gallacher.jpg

:grr: lucky Bass!!!!

[blackpoolhibs]

It now seems he has been teeing of with a Scottish tv presenter as well.......name doing the rounds is Kirsty Gallacher.......

http://www.golf-tuition-online.com/gallery/data/525/medium/kirsty_gallacher.jpg

:grr: lucky Bass!!!!

She's not cheating on me again?:wink:

[Hibhibhooray]

Fraid so mate, But I have told her to go straight home once she is finished here :devil:

[the_ginger_hibee]

Tiger is a Hibee! Na na na na!

(Or should that be, he's been 'in' a hibee...)

It still counts!

Tiger is a Hibee! Na na na na

[blackpoolhibs]

Fraid so mate, But I have told her to go straight home once she is finished here :devil:

I will have to have a very strong word with her when she gets back then.:wink: