Log in

View Full Version : Tiger Woods in car crash



Ollie Reed
27-11-2009, 06:49 PM
Early reports reckon he's seriously injured, according to Sky Sports News.

'Mon the Hibs
27-11-2009, 06:55 PM
On BBC web and news 24 too

New Corrie
27-11-2009, 07:11 PM
I always thought his driving was good!:confused:

Hiber-nation
27-11-2009, 07:25 PM
No drink involved. And nae airbags inflated.

Now out of hospital with facial lacerations according to the Mayor. But charges pending.

Fek knows.

Marabou Stork
27-11-2009, 07:40 PM
I always thought his driving was good!:confused:

Since the knee operation his driving's gone slightly awry.

Sylar
27-11-2009, 11:52 PM
No drink involved. And nae airbags inflated.

Now out of hospital with facial lacerations according to the Mayor. But charges pending.

Fek knows.

At the supposed time of night, I'm guessing he's perhaps flew out of the house in an angry frame of mind after a fall out or something, maybe with his other half?

Utter and sheer speculation on my part mind you, but if it wasn't drink, he was either in a non-concentrative frame of mind or too tired to drive.

Probably reckless driving/endangerment?

Pete
28-11-2009, 12:28 AM
Non story now.

he's been treated and released.


A few hours ago choppers were circling his ranch and he was on deaths door. I was thinking it was another Payne Stewart thing happening.

lyonhibs
01-12-2009, 08:59 PM
Clearly his missus has been trying to panel his nut in with a 9 iron.

Or he was drunk.

Or he's just gash at reversing/turning

Either way, wtf was he doing attempting to LEAVE his mansion at 2.30 am and why has he postponed interviews with the polis twice??

steakbake
01-12-2009, 09:07 PM
At the supposed time of night, I'm guessing he's perhaps flew out of the house in an angry frame of mind after a fall out or something, maybe with his other half?

Utter and sheer speculation on my part mind you, but if it wasn't drink, he was either in a non-concentrative frame of mind or too tired to drive.

Probably reckless driving/endangerment?

My utter and sheer speculation is that he was trying to change a cassette in his stereo, fumbled it, it fell into the footwell of the passenger seat and it all went pearshaped from there.

CropleyWasGod
01-12-2009, 09:15 PM
My utter and sheer speculation is that he was trying to change a cassette in his stereo, fumbled it, it fell into the footwell of the passenger seat and it all went pearshaped from there.

Don't be so bloody stupid. Tiger's not so cheap that he uses a cassette player.

8-Track for him...

HibsMax
03-12-2009, 10:39 PM
running away from the wife while phoning the bird for a quickie more like. ;)