View Full Version : Yams Sum up Hearts in six words
Makaveli
25-10-2009, 05:11 PM
I was just browsing through Youtube and amidst talk of them winning WWI, up pops some random (I assume a Serb) with this little gem: "These harts squad does not impress to us. they are gay and weak like the child. Delije [Red Star] can snack on them, you know it is so." :faf:
Can anyone come up with a finer six-word summary of our unfortunate neighbours than "gay and weak like the child"? The only rule is that it must be coherent - i.e. not just a list of derogatory adjectives. :wink:
The best I can do is "You pay Kingston and Nade. Lol."
hibees59
25-10-2009, 05:13 PM
lol is not a word :devil:
blackpoolhibs
25-10-2009, 05:15 PM
I only need one, *****.
Tinyclothes
25-10-2009, 05:15 PM
Pink bus stop dwelling soulless rats
Phil D. Rolls
25-10-2009, 05:18 PM
Not as big as they think.
Now living in another solar system.
Massive club two trophies 43 years.
So damaged even kerry katona laughs.
Much in common with Katie Price.
Car crash television and radio too.
Mikey
25-10-2009, 05:19 PM
Going down, going down, going down............
Phil MaGlass
25-10-2009, 05:21 PM
soulless
gutless
lost
skint
hoofball
finished
iwasthere1972
25-10-2009, 05:21 PM
In bottom six of the SPL.
matty_f
25-10-2009, 05:21 PM
We remember when they were Scottish.
Danderhall Hibs
25-10-2009, 05:22 PM
soulless
gutless
lost
skint
hoofball
finished
:rules:
Phil MaGlass
25-10-2009, 05:23 PM
Like lambs to the slau - ghter
Makaveli
25-10-2009, 05:26 PM
Not as big as they think.
Now living in another solar system.
Massive club two trophies 43 years.
So damaged even kerry katona laughs.
Much in common with Katie Price.
Car crash television and radio too.
:top marks
matty_f
25-10-2009, 05:27 PM
Brag about 3 cups in century.
TheMentalHibees
25-10-2009, 05:28 PM
Finally getting what they really deserve.
matty_f
25-10-2009, 05:28 PM
Mitre won league, Mitre won cup.:greengrin
iwasthere1972
25-10-2009, 05:28 PM
Can only train mornings at Riccarton.
The ugliest supporters in the world
Phil D. Rolls
25-10-2009, 05:29 PM
Soon to be on Jeremy Kyle?
matty_f
25-10-2009, 05:33 PM
Don't ever pay bills on time.
Rangers fans without the bus fare.
steviehfc
25-10-2009, 05:36 PM
An embarrassment to this great city :agree:
Phil D. Rolls
25-10-2009, 05:41 PM
Giants when they stand with midgets.
Famous for fifteen minutes (they wish).
truehibernian
25-10-2009, 05:50 PM
Never have full compliment of teeth
Have always had terrible dress sense
Will forever live in our shadows
bobbyhibs1983
25-10-2009, 05:50 PM
worse than a pub team:cool2:
Kevvy1875
25-10-2009, 05:56 PM
Breath smells of wee boys willie's.:jamboak:
sadtom
25-10-2009, 05:59 PM
***** *****in' *****wits, *****itty *****ed *****ers!
Pedantic_Hibee
25-10-2009, 06:01 PM
Employing convicted sex offenders since 2005.
And furthermore, Wee Airdrie Jambo Agrees.
Le Chat, I.J, Dexter and Therapist. Fuds.
Septimus
25-10-2009, 06:05 PM
Really would not waste my time.
Leithenhibby
25-10-2009, 06:11 PM
Now Łuck off outma kitcken Nade.... :greengrin
matty_f
25-10-2009, 06:15 PM
Unusual take on the beautiful game.
Paatelainen, Paatelainen, Zitelli, Paatelainen, O'Neil, Latapy.
:wink:
Sergey
25-10-2009, 07:43 PM
Administration would be the final straw.
matty_f
25-10-2009, 07:44 PM
Paatelainen, Paatelainen, Zitelli, Paatelainen, O'Neil, Latapy.
:wink:
:thumbsup:
tick tock tick tock tick tock
club in crisis to be pitted
truehibernian
25-10-2009, 08:09 PM
Tynecastle sold to supermarket giants Tesco
"Quarter pounder with cheese meal please" (Nade's half-time carb intake)
Phil D. Rolls
25-10-2009, 08:09 PM
Unfortunately deluded sense of their importance.
Soon to be Sainsbury's car park.
Willing to accept any reasonable bid.
Can't find number for Ocean Finance.
Don't know Elvis is dead yet.
Found five pounds and lost ten.
Not sure about this rock n roll.
steviehfc
25-10-2009, 08:10 PM
Just put them out their misery.
IWasThere2016
25-10-2009, 08:14 PM
A certainty for relegation next season
Johnny_Leith
25-10-2009, 08:14 PM
:duck:They will beat us next time.
--------
25-10-2009, 08:16 PM
The place Embra has its piles. :devil:
Hibbyradge
25-10-2009, 08:16 PM
They play Christian Nade every week. :faf:
Christian Nade will score against us. :boo hoo:
truehibernian
25-10-2009, 08:18 PM
Excuse me, any spare change pal
Hiber-nation
25-10-2009, 08:20 PM
Most horrible club in the Universe
matty_f
25-10-2009, 08:22 PM
tight buggers won't buy my pegs.
Nade will get into double figures...
No wait..Nade's figure is double !!!
Coco Bryce
25-10-2009, 08:24 PM
The worst colour of strip ever!
Peevemor
25-10-2009, 08:27 PM
Bunch of f****** red pussed b******s.
matty_f
25-10-2009, 08:32 PM
Poor play makes your eyes bleed.
Hiber-nation
25-10-2009, 08:33 PM
Champions League glory in 5 years
Deek01
25-10-2009, 08:34 PM
Hearts are just a pub team:agree:
wazoo1875
25-10-2009, 08:36 PM
w*****s , the ****in lot of them :jamboak:
Hermit Crab
25-10-2009, 08:36 PM
Champions league your having a laugh :greengrin :jamboak:
NAE NOOKIE
25-10-2009, 08:43 PM
Huddies
Erseholes
Apalling
Rancid
Trash
****
:greengrin
ronaldo7
25-10-2009, 08:44 PM
Nineteen Eighty Six Bottles Crashing Everywhere
Dancing queens since Eighteen Seventy four
matty_f
25-10-2009, 08:50 PM
Albert Kidd loved scoring against Yams.
Saorsa
25-10-2009, 09:24 PM
Manky maroon inbred lowlife pond ****
1875godsgift
25-10-2009, 09:28 PM
My socks rank higher than hertz
MacBean
25-10-2009, 10:15 PM
Only 9 points, from 9 games
Here to see the Hibs ,your ...............................
One Day Soon
25-10-2009, 10:28 PM
Rover-driving, yellow-cardigan, busted, establishmentarians
One Day Soon
25-10-2009, 10:33 PM
Imperial War Museum on tour. Not.
HIBERNIAN 1875
25-10-2009, 10:42 PM
Long journey home from Dundee. :greengrin
surreyhibbie
25-10-2009, 10:50 PM
What a load of ****ing ******s
MrSmith
25-10-2009, 11:15 PM
Of all the things said that stuck...this is the one for me:
"Jealous, Dirty, Junkie, Peg Selling Hobonomists"
hearts are sh**e, fact - end of.
Hibercelona
25-10-2009, 11:33 PM
"They are forever in our shadows" :agree:
basehibby
26-10-2009, 12:05 AM
Vlad drives a submarine you know :Romanov::lurksub::titanic:
And only owes money to himself :agree:
Owain_1987
26-10-2009, 12:36 AM
Smelly dirty poor diet hun *******s
Poor pink bus shelter of team
Do like to laugh at there misfortune
mad giraffe
26-10-2009, 12:49 AM
will it be tescos or flats
Phil D. Rolls
26-10-2009, 08:36 AM
will it be tescos or flats
Cracking first post definitely not Yam:top marks!
O'Rourke3
26-10-2009, 08:41 AM
How many managers is it now?
matty_f
26-10-2009, 08:48 AM
Hat kickers fighting in the street.
matty_f
26-10-2009, 08:49 AM
Dodge questions at Annual General Meeting.
Teo10
26-10-2009, 08:52 AM
One man and his forklift truck....
HibeePaj
26-10-2009, 09:14 AM
:thumbsup:MIXU MIXU ZITELLI MIXU O'NEIL LATAPY:thumbsup:
GordonR
26-10-2009, 09:28 AM
Two times recent(ish) Scottish Cup winners. :hide:
WarringtonHibee
26-10-2009, 09:29 AM
Big Team, Big Fat ******* "Striker".
Chuckie
26-10-2009, 09:30 AM
The heart and soul of Lithuania...
EskbankHibby
26-10-2009, 10:18 AM
Spineless cardigan wearing delusional Romanov sheep.
Si_17
26-10-2009, 10:21 AM
******
******
******
******
******
******
Andy74
26-10-2009, 10:32 AM
Not operating at our level anymore.
(They were right about this one themselves)
WarringtonHibee
26-10-2009, 10:38 AM
They're all Charlie uniform November tangos.
Si_17
26-10-2009, 10:45 AM
They make my eyes bleed thoroughly.
lyonhibs
26-10-2009, 11:10 AM
They're all Charlie uniform November tangos.
:faf: Your avatar is class!! :faf:
My offering:
Completely detatched from reality: comedy gold
Dashing Bob S
26-10-2009, 11:21 AM
***** Winners of World War One.
That will be right - could you imagine the circumstances if that fantasy had come about?
"The German forces were today compelled to surrender through boredom in one of the most uneventful wars of our time. There were a total estimated zero casualties on either side.
Already there are celebrations, with around 400,000 dancing on the streets of West Edinburgh."
bawheid
26-10-2009, 11:26 AM
World War One: Thanks Hearts heroes
Goal difference or goal average? Hmmm...
Blooded turd, not good in satin
Gary McKay: ugly, racist, no medals
Robbing charity common practice for most
Plasma telly you say? No chance!
Wallace Mercer, survived by the Hibs
Seven minutes left, up pops Albert
aljo7-0
26-10-2009, 11:27 AM
Twenty Eight Million Pounds In Debt
(cant remember how much it is - feel frre to substiture the correct amount)
Start season badly still finish third :wink:
joe t
26-10-2009, 11:30 AM
conceded seven at home without reply
move along - nothing to see here!
the_ginger_hibee
26-10-2009, 11:33 AM
Nice shiny badges on club blazers.
Dont ask for chum to toilets.
Big team even bigger jail terms.
Now that is a planning application!
Strikers score less goals than goalies.
Old men, fat birds and Rix's.
Manager is nutjob, dont talk sense.
Eddy Malofev, korky korky doodoo lalaa.
Deek01
26-10-2009, 11:44 AM
All Hibees LOVE to beat Hearts !!!
Bostonhibby
26-10-2009, 01:15 PM
Champions League
Split old Firm
Spineless
Danderhall Hibs
26-10-2009, 01:17 PM
They are now a selling club
:scarf::seven-nil, seven-nil, seven-nil :scarf:
Hibercelona
26-10-2009, 03:02 PM
Wee Airdrie Jambo agrees with you
Sergey
26-10-2009, 03:59 PM
Date Ban Will Be Lifted - Never
matty_f
26-10-2009, 04:01 PM
Noisy chaps didn't like the Pope.
H1bs6H3arts2 FC
26-10-2009, 04:05 PM
its latapy, its six, derby demolition :jamboak:
Hibercelona
26-10-2009, 04:12 PM
Date Ban Will Be Lifted - Never
Reason:
Peg seller on the wind up
Minder
27-10-2009, 12:23 AM
A colostomy bag full of bile.
cwilliamson85
27-10-2009, 10:44 AM
Up sh*t creek without a paddle
lyonhibs
27-10-2009, 11:12 AM
You are totally and utterly *****e.
Phil D. Rolls
27-10-2009, 11:21 AM
Callum and Wullie Wearing Russian Hats
Hibs Giant
27-10-2009, 11:24 AM
Finally getting what they really deserve.
Yes. You have good judgement.
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