Sex and porn

[CB_NO3]

Can someone explain to me the reason for these age restricted laws. You can have sex and even have start a family at 16 years of age but you cant watch or buy porn till your 18. I cant get my head round it. Can someone explain please.

[GC]

Can someone explain to me the reason for these age restricted laws. You can have sex and even have start a family at 16 years of age but you cant watch or buy porn till your 18. I cant get my head round it. Can someone explain please.

Your old enough to do both so what's the issue:greengrin

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Your old enough to do both so what's the issue:greengrin

Mibbe his girlfriend is only 16 or 17 :dunno: so they can't legally watch together :greengrin

[Judas Iscariot]

Mibbe his girlfriend is only 16 or 17 :dunno: so they can't watch together :greengrin

Lucky fuc.... :greengrin

[GC]

Mibbe his girlfriend is only 16 or 17 :dunno: so they can't legally watch together :greengrin

I don't think that bothered me at that age to be honest:greengrin


Lucky fuc.... :greengrin

:faf:


Your missis know you wrote that mate:greengrin

[CB_NO3]

I dont have a girlfriend, was just curious, its always annoyed me and was wondering if there was reason for it.

[Bayern Bru]

It's one of those strange laws, I guess.
I've always wondered why people are legally allowed to get married and drive cars before they're allowed to vote.
:confused:

[ArabHibee]

mibbe if you stopped watching porn and got yourself out and about you might get yourself a girlfriend?

[Steve-O]

mibbe if you stopped watching porn and got yourself out and about you might get yourself a girlfriend?

You're not Joan Burnie that writes in the Daily Record are you?

And to the OP, merely watching an 18 rated movie at any age is NOT illegal :wink:

[CB_NO3]

mibbe if you stopped watching porn and got yourself out and about you might get yourself a girlfriend?
I dont want a girlfriend, am 23, birds are for old folk. And am out and about all the time.

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You're not Joan Burnie that writes in the Daily Record are you?

And to the OP, merely watching an 18 rated movie at any age is NOT illegal :wink:
Well purchasing it then.

[Phil D. Rolls]

I think the pressures that under 18s face these days are outrageous. Not least the difficulty they have in accessing porn.

[ancient hibee]

I intend to stand for parliament under a "Porn for u-18s"banner(and Hibs for the Cup of course).

[speedy_gonzales]

I dunno if it constitutes as porn, but when I was a lad, you only had to be 16 to legally buy 'top shelf' mags.
Lately though, I notice they are all shrink-wrapped with '18' stickers on, no more free swatches at the scuddy mags in John Menzies!

[Phil D. Rolls]

I dunno if it constitutes as porn, but when I was a lad, you only had to be 16 to legally buy 'top shelf' mags.
Lately though, I notice they are all shrink-wrapped with '18' stickers on, no more free swatches at the scuddy mags in John Menzies!

See that shows how PC mad our country has become. By simply putting the porn on the top shelf they are out of reach of most underagers - and I wouldn't imagine that they would have the sense to get someone to buy it for them.

[gringojoe]

See that shows how PC mad our country has become. By simply putting the porn on the top shelf they are out of reach of most underagers - and I wouldn't imagine that they would have the sense to get someone to buy it for them.

By putting them on the top shelf you ended up with a bunch of dwarfs that had to chug over page 3 of the sun, someone needs to stand up for dwarfs.

[Phil D. Rolls]

By putting them on the top shelf you ended up with a bunch of dwarfs that had to chug over page 3 of the sun, someone needs to stand up for dwarfs.

little things mean a lot.:greengrin

[GC]

I dont want a girlfriend, am 23, birds are for old folk. And am out and about all the time.[COLOR="Silver"]



Birds are for old folk:faf:

Mate, you sound like someone who has yet to hit puberty.

[Marabou Stork]

Do you have to be 18 to find it in some foliage*?

* Steady on.

[CB_NO3]

Birds are for old folk:faf:

Mate, you sound like someone who has yet to hit puberty.

I think you will find my comment was tounge and cheek. But am happy without a bird at the moment, cant be bothered with all the hassle girlfriends bring. I live for the weekends.:wink:

[Petrie's Tache]

Do you have to be 18 to find it in some foliage*?

* Steady on.


Long gone are they days of the foliage scuddy, untrimmed womes pubes and jumpers for goal posts:boo hoo:



Oh aye and white dug *****.:greengrin

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little things mean a lot.:greengrin

However big things mean even more to little people!:wink:

[Woody1985]

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00jBStcbUMHfrLM/Red-Quartz-Glass-Heating-Tube.jpg

[sleeping giant]

Oh aye and white dug *****.:greengrin[COLOR="Silver"]



:faf: :top marks

So true :faf:

[sleeping giant]

I had a mate "Dennis" who bought two presto polly bag fulls of old scuddy mags from a guy in Moredun for a tenner and brought them back on the bus:greengrin
He used to keep them in a large red lockable chest under his bed.:faf:

Everyone used to borrow them from him:ill: Pages stuck together etc etc

I can still remember some of the photo sets that i would "assume the position" for:greengrin

Those were the days:agree: When fannies were hairy !:greengrin

[Petrie's Tache]

Worthy of a separate thread as to the whereabouts of said **** and what led to its demise.


That and people with special built up shoes.

I have a theory that if you stepped in white dug ****, your leg would shrink and you would need said shoe, thus rendering you with a broken arse walk. However due to elimination of white ***** you can no longer stand in it, hence no requirement for special built up shoes.:agree:

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I had a mate "Dennis" who bought two presto polly bag fulls of old scuddy mags from a guy in Moredun for a tenner and brought them back on the bus:greengrin
He used to keep them in a large red lockable chest under his bed.:faf:

Everyone used to borrow them from him:ill: Pages stuck together etc etc

I can still remember some of the photo sets that i would "assume the position" for:greengrin

Those were the days:agree: When fannies were hairy !:greengrin

We ARE talking growlers here!!















Now just to embed that pesky image:greengrin

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Those were the days:agree: When fannies were hairy !:greengrin

:faf: :faf: :faf:

Now that really has made me laugh and cheered me up - ta :thumbsup:

[Marabou Stork]

I had a mate "Dennis" who bought two presto polly bag fulls of old scuddy mags from a guy in Moredun for a tenner and brought them back on the bus:greengrin
He used to keep them in a large red lockable chest under his bed.:faf:

Everyone used to borrow them from him:ill: Pages stuck together etc etc

I can still remember some of the photo sets that i would "assume the position" for:greengrin

Those were the days:agree: When fannies were hairy !:greengrin

I just guffawed quite audibly there.

[Petrie's Tache]

I had a mate "Dennis" who bought two presto polly bag fulls of old scuddy mags from a guy in Moredun for a tenner and brought them back on the bus:greengrin
He used to keep them in a large red lockable chest under his bed.:faf:

Everyone used to borrow them from him:ill: Pages stuck together etc etc

I can still remember some of the photo sets that i would "assume the position" for:greengrin

Those were the days:agree: When fannies were hairy !:greengrin


Thas not too clever, as you can't rip the pages apart, lay all your favourites around you and decide who was taking a bullet in the eye that day.:top marks

[Peevemor]

Those were the days:agree: When fannies were hairy !:greengrin

The author of this book is a reporter for French television news.

http://kubaba.univ-paris1.fr/recherche/contemporain/chine.jpg

[sleeping giant]

Thas not too clever, as you can't rip the pages apart, lay all your favourites around you and decide who was taking a bullet in the eye that day.:top marks


Mate , i ripped them , gently.:agree: I would try not to think which mate had applied the glue:greengrin


Sometimes you could be lucky and they would come apart easily , obviously still slightly moist:faf:

[Petrie's Tache]

I meant rip them out.







(The pages like)

[Phil D. Rolls]

I had a mate "Dennis" who bought two presto polly bag fulls of old scuddy mags from a guy in Moredun for a tenner and brought them back on the bus:greengrin
He used to keep them in a large red lockable chest under his bed.:faf:

Everyone used to borrow them from him:ill: Pages stuck together etc etc

I can still remember some of the photo sets that i would "assume the position" for:greengrin

Those were the days:agree: When fannies were hairy !:greengrin

When did this agenda against body hair begin? It has spread from women to men now, and I would just like to know how Brazilians can do it. Do you need a special kind of mirror or something?

[Dashing Bob S]

When did this agenda against body hair begin? It has spread from women to men now, and I would just like to know how Brazilians can do it. Do you need a special kind of mirror or something?

We're getting dangerously close to reviving the infamous 'Bawbag Shaving' thread.

[Phil D. Rolls]

We're getting dangerously close to reviving the infamous 'Bawbag Shaving' thread.

One step ahead of me as always - I tell you this though, when it says that Veet is not for sensitive skin, they mean it!

[Petrie's Tache]

One step ahead of me as always - I tell you this though, when it says that Veet is not for sensitive skin, they mean it!



Even the sensitive skin one leaves you feeling like your balls have been dipped in Chillies and your sack looks like a fat sunburned jakies coupon.

[Woody1985]

Why would anyone shave their sack?

[Monts]

Why would anyone shave their sack?

Maybe their bird prefers to use real tooth floss?

[andyhibs]

Why would anyone shave their sack?:top marks i was asked how you get rid of unwanted pubic hair, i replied spit it out:wink:

[Phil D. Rolls]

Even the sensitive skin one leaves you feeling like your balls have been dipped in Chillies and your sack looks like a fat sunburned jakies coupon.

I think they might be missing a marketing opportunity there.:agree:

[Hibby70]

was it Russell Brand that referred to scud mags as "analogue porn"?

[GC]

We're getting dangerously close to reviving the infamous 'Bawbag Shaving' thread.

One of Hibs.net's greatest ever threads.

[Phil D. Rolls]

was it Russell Brand that referred to scud mags as "analogue porn"?

Now that is quality, especially as he looks like a pre-op brazilian himself.

[lapsedhibee]

We're getting dangerously close to reviving the infamous 'Bawbag Shaving' thread.

I don't remember that. Was it on the private members' board?

[Peevemor]

I don't remember that. Was it on the private members' board?

No, it's on an intermediate board that deals with things you have to do before you get on the private members' board.

[andyhibs]

No, it's on an intermediate board that deals with things you have to do before you get on the private members' board.
so you have to have a number 1 shave doon below to be a private member then:greengrin :rolleyes:

[greenlex]

so you have to have a number 1 shave doon below to be a private member then:greengrin :rolleyes:
No but it helps to ease entry though. :agree: Makes it smoother

[andyhibs]

No but it helps to ease entry though. :agree: Makes it smoother
think your just spitting, i mean splitting hairs there:wink:

[Phil D. Rolls]

so you have to have a number 1 shave doon below to be a private member then:greengrin :rolleyes:

So that's how the Number 1 Ladies Detective Agency got its name? The dirty ********s!