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cwilliamson85
30-09-2009, 11:52 AM
Never seen posted anywhere else.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hibernian/8281459.stm

silverhibee
30-09-2009, 12:22 PM
While on the subject of crowd trouble, when are the SPL going to punish the yams for there pitch invasion and trying to attack Deeks in the last derby game.
Also in the game Ian Murray was hit by a coin, and Mixu asked for police protection at the dug out.
Did the yams get away with any punishment, or have the SPL still to hammer them for there disgusting behaviour that night.
Casper is innocent.:greengrin

Hibercelona
30-09-2009, 12:25 PM
Did the yams get away with any punishment, or have the SPL still to hammer them for there disgusting behaviour that night.


The SFA thought it would be better to deal with their other 50 legal issues first. :wink:

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30-09-2009, 01:17 PM
"SPL awaits Zemmama missile report"


I'm hearing rumours that Barack and Hilary are deeply perturbed over events at Fir Park on Saturday.

"Hey, Hilary, who's this guy Zoomammoo or whatever?"

"He's a Mawrawccan who plays sawker in Scawtland, BO."

"A Mawrawccan? You mean, he's a Muslim?"

"I guess so."

"And he's into missiles?"

"Apparently."

"Tell Fat Gawrdo I want the (expletive deleted) renditioned to G'mo ASAP."

Jonnyboy
30-09-2009, 02:31 PM
"SPL awaits Zemmama missile report"


I'm hearing rumours that Barack and Hilary are deeply perturbed over events at Fir Park on Saturday.

"Hey, Hilary, who's this guy Zoomammoo or whatever?"

"He's a Mawrawccan who plays sawker in Scawtland, BO."

"A Mawrawccan? You mean, he's a Muslim?"

"I guess so."

"And he's into missiles?"

"Apparently."

"Tell Fat Gawrdo I want the (expletive deleted) renditioned to G'mo ASAP."


I understand there was further angst in the White House when a passing CIA agent encountered Mrs Zoomammoo coming out of Greggs in Easter Road. Apparently she was carrying a small Greggs bag and turned to her friend and asked "Does my bun look big in this?"

:greengrin

iwasthere1972
30-09-2009, 02:50 PM
"SPL awaits Zemmama missile report"


I'm hearing rumours that Barack and Hilary are deeply perturbed over events at Fir Park on Saturday.

"Hey, Hilary, who's this guy Zoomammoo or whatever?"

"He's a Mawrawccan who plays sawker in Scawtland, BO."

"A Mawrawccan? You mean, he's a Muslim?"

"I guess so."

"And he's into missiles?"

"Apparently."

"Tell Fat Gawrdo I want the (expletive deleted) renditioned to G'mo ASAP."


I understand there was further angst in the White House when a passing CIA agent encountered Mrs Zoomammoo coming out of Greggs in Easter Road. Apparently she was carrying a small Greggs bag and turned to her friend and asked "Does my bun look big in this?"

:greengrin

Who was it that said that there would never be another Morecambe and Wise?





























Anyway I can't remember but they were right. :duck:

Jonnyboy
30-09-2009, 03:13 PM
Who was it that said that there would never be another Morecambe and Wise?

Anyway I can't remember but they were right. :duck:

:faf:

I can categorically state that I do not have short, fat hairy legs :greengrin

Doddie on the other hand ................ :greengrin

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30-09-2009, 03:37 PM
:faf:

I can categorically state that I do not have short, fat hairy legs :greengrin

Doddie on the other hand ................ :greengrin


....... is tall, wears glasses, is losing his hair, and can't string two consecutive rational thoughts together to save himself.




But Jonnyboy does wear a wig.....







.... woven from hair he shaved off his short fat legs. :devil:

Jonnyboy
30-09-2009, 04:17 PM
....... is tall, wears glasses, is losing his hair, and can't string two consecutive rational thoughts together to save himself.




But Jonnyboy does wear a wig.....







.... woven from hair he shaved off his short fat legs. :devil:

:faf:

ancienthibby
30-09-2009, 04:23 PM
:faf:

Ah, Brotherly love - ye canny whack it!!:thumbsup::thumbsup:


On the other hand...........



I know this lady..........:devil:

iwasthere1972
30-09-2009, 04:26 PM
....... is tall, wears glasses, is losing his hair, and can't string two consecutive rational thoughts together to save himself.

But Jonnyboy does wear a wig.....

.... woven from hair he shaved off his short fat legs. :devil:


Please don't tell me his beard is not real either and the hair came from......no couldn't be. :devil:

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30-09-2009, 04:26 PM
While on the subject of crowd trouble, when are the SPL going to punish the yams for there pitch invasion and trying to attack Deeks in the last derby game.
Also in the game Ian Murray was hit by a coin, and Mixu asked for police protection at the dug out.
Did the yams get away with any punishment, or have the SPL still to hammer them for there disgusting behaviour that night.
Casper is innocent.:greengrin


Casper's advocate has lodged a special defence of incrimination.

Casper says it wisnae him.



It was Harvey. :devil:

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30-09-2009, 04:27 PM
Please don't tell me his beard is not real either and the hair came from......no couldn't be. :devil:


There's no answer to that. :nerd:

Jonnyboy
30-09-2009, 10:14 PM
Please don't tell me his beard is not real either and the hair came from......no couldn't be. :devil:

:grr::grr::grr: :greengrin

Contrary to popular belief my hair is all my own and it's growing where it should be :faf:

oconnors_strip
30-09-2009, 11:28 PM
:grr::grr::grr: :greengrin

Contrary to popular belief my hair is all my own and it's growing where it should be :faf:


thats is wayyyyyyyyy to much info JC! :greengrin

poolman
30-09-2009, 11:39 PM
Casper's advocate has lodged a special defence of incrimination.

Casper says it wisnae him.



It was Harvey. :devil:



Free the Casper 1 :bye:

Jonnyboy
01-10-2009, 09:34 PM
thats is wayyyyyyyyy to much info JC! :greengrin

:faf:

It's also growing in places it never used to :greengrin

oconnors_strip
01-10-2009, 10:07 PM
:faf:

It's also growing in places it never used to :greengrin

you a late developer?:faf:

anyway back to topic i believe the report was received yesterday afternoon, so it should be made public early next week.

Jonnyboy
01-10-2009, 10:08 PM
you a late developer?:faf:

anyway back to topic i believe the report was received yesterday afternoon, so it should be made public early next week.

Will be interesting to see what punishment is meted out to Motherwell :agree: