533814

[Peevemor]

Ring any bells? :greengrin

[Frazerbob]

hibees on a calculator.

5338008

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Ring any bells? :greengrin


The number of times Shabby phoned Vlad and had to leave a message last week?

The number of pies Nade had for breakfats this morning?

The year Hibs will finally win the Scottish Cup? :devil:

[iwasthere1972]

ǝʇıɥs sı ǝpɐu

No calculator required. :greengrin

[Patatango]

Boobies, and the fact that i get to type boobies twice in one post makes this a worthwhile post.

[proud_and_green]

Ring any bells? :greengrin

It does now that you mention it. It does also makes me wish i had joined the army around 3000 numbers before!!!

Bugger, that would have been an outstanding number to have had!!!

[jgl07]

Ring any bells? :greengrin
The number of seconds of added time if Man United are NOT winning at Old Trafford?

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The number of times Caldwell would have to kick Deek in a celtic match before ian Brines would give us a free-kick?

It's 'Hibees' upside down, ain't it? Should have seen that much earlier. :rolleyes:

[iwasthere1972]

Ring any bells? :greengrin

It's Larry Kingston's annual salary in £'s.

£533,814

[Scooter]

Hearts average attendance:faf::faf:

[Toaods]

The number of seconds of added time if Man United are NOT winning at Old Trafford?

someone's been watching Mock the Week ....:cool2:

[MCameron]

Surely the number of baked beans Grammo removed from his bodily orifices after his bath :agree:

[WestEndHibee]

the number of managers vlad will get through before 2011?

[--------]

Thye number of Hearts/Scotland half-and-half strips left unsold in the Tynie shop?


The average number of words in a shaun lawson post on keechback?

[Speedy]

Is it Mixu's favourite formation?

Or

The number of times there is a Hibs related knee jerk in a season?

[matty_f]

Is it Nade's average daily calorie intake?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number of Clubcard points Nade has accumulated after a routine visit to the Tesco Chicken Ready-To-Eat Rotisserie?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the winner in the "How many times will PlanF say "Eh" like a dobber in a 10-minute interview" Sweepstake?

[Mibbes Aye]

Unfortunately sometimes it's serious and not a laughing matter.

I genuinely believe 533814 is the amount of orphaned children Homfc players have poked in the eye with a sharp stick.

Cos that's what they're like :agree:

[Mibbes Aye]

The amount of chairs needed at the monthly meeting of the Global Guild of Anti-Homfc Conspirators :dunno:

[matty_f]

Is it the number of Scottish Cup wins the Yams have had, which is the reason they go on and on and on about winning it, because if they'd only won it 3 times in over a century they'd probably find it all a bit embarrassing?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of years it will actually take the Yams to win the Champions League?

[Peevemor]

It's the number of user names Sergey has on brokeback.

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the shirt number for Nade's back (as anything smaller wouldn't fill the space adequately)?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number of years the First World War would have gone on for if Homfc hadn't stepped in and won it and that?

[da-robster]

Is it the number of replies this thread will get which will make a joke out of nade.

[matty_f]

Is it the scale to which you'd have to zoom out to on Google Earth to see all of Nade?

[Ed De Gramo]

Surely the number of baked beans Grammo removed from his bodily orifices after his bath :agree:

Shame..you were one out :greengrin:cool2:

[matty_f]

Is it the number of posts the calendar thread would have reached by now if it hadn't been put in the Vault?

[bingo70]

The number of people that couldnae carry nade?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it Nade's equivalent weight in elephants?

(Fully-grown ones, lardy ones even)

[Barney McGrew]

The number of people that couldnae carry nade?

The number of people the couldnae carry Nade song will reach at the Roseburn on the morning of the derby?

[Hibs90]

The number of times that 'Le Chat' foams at the mouth over the mention of Hibs over on *****back?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the amount in total of brass blazer buttons present when the Top Table assembles?

[da-robster]

The amount of chances nade would have to have to score a goal.

How many posts out of 533814 on hibs net do not make any sense.

The amount of seats nade needs on a regular bus.

[matty_f]

Is it the number of minutes Graham Rix should have waited before she was legal?

[Sergey]

It's the number of user names Sergey has on brokeback.

:greengrin

It's actually Vlad's current wealth in Zimbabwe Dollars.

[matty_f]

:greengrin

It's actually Vlad's current wealth in Zimbabwe Dollars.

Is it the sum of the exact amount Vlad plans to spend on the Yams, added to 533814?

[Barney McGrew]

The number of different things that Vlad has done at the PBS since he took over that we can laugh about?

[Barney McGrew]

The number of posts Dexter has deleted on Kickback in return for tickets?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the amount of burst bloodvessels on Malofeev's coupon?

[da-robster]

How much heavier in tonnes is nade compared to the second heavist human in the world.

[Barney McGrew]

How many meals Susan serves in the average summer season?

[Removed]

The number of times :slipper:texts every week to say "it's over with jackie"

[Sergey]

I've got it :thumbsup:

It's the year that Edinburgh City Council grant planning permission for the new stand.

[Hibercelona]

Nade's phone number on adultfinder? :dunno:

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it a map reference for somewhere in the banking district in Geneva, putting to an end those pesky questions about "Where did the player registration fees go?"

[da-robster]

The amount of posters on hibs net who have at one time or another posted "I am Spartacus."

[matty_f]

Is it the amount owed, in pounds, to various den mothers for looking after the Yams' youth players?

[Peevemor]

The amount of posters on hibs net who have at one time or another posted "I am Spartacus."

... and so have their wives.

[matty_f]

is it the number of times the phrase "Large Big Mac meal please" has been said by Nade, since Friday?

[Hibs90]

The amount of times Wee Airdrie Jambo agrees.:agree:

[Sergey]

The clocked miles on a battered white Ford Transit people carrier?

The rust will rub out with some Emery cloth :agree:

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the International Maritime Organisation's identification number for an 'Oscar'-class nuclear submarine?

When you've steered one of those bad boys through the Baltic single-handed you don't need to worry a damn about petty jibes on a Hibs messageboard.

(Nor do you need to worry about stiffing a bunch of spineless yams for their money and their stadium. And he hasn't).

[Peevemor]

The number of HoMoFC cheques that have been mysteriously lost in the post.

[Peevemor]

The number of days between the financial year ending and HoMoFC publishing their accounts.

[matty_f]

Is it the number of Romanov Revolution reversable satin jackets that were returned unsold?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number of student clubs and associations that have priority over the yams to use the Heriot-Watt facilities?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of times Nade has been mistaken for the Death Star?

[Hibercelona]

The amount of posts that will be made on this thread.

[One Day Soon]

Is it a combination of the numbers 5,3,3,8,1 and 4 which in sequence are what most Yams steeped in Yamathematics believe to be the first six digits in a sequence that everyone else understands to be 1,2,3,4,5 and 6?

It would certainly explain quite a lot about the Vladsheep.

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number of times the Death Star has been mistaken for Nade's infant son?

"Ooh, he's going to grow up to look just like you :agree:"

[matty_f]

is it the length in miles, of the piece of fabric needed to make Nade's shirt?

[Sergey]

Larry Kingston's Air Miles?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it like a really big number, but actually quite a little number when you compare it to the yams' debt?

[Peevemor]

The number of cliques on .net.

[matty_f]

Is it the pounds per minute played that Pinilla earned while he was at the Yams?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of cans of Tennants Super that Fatty Foulkes consumes before breakfast?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it a ballpark figure, plucked from the air, but nevertheless indicative of yam gullibility on a scale from one to ten?

[Peevemor]

The number of slimfast milkshakes Nade has for breakfast (but it still doesn't work!).

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the nautical depth in fathoms required to successfully refloat Nade?

[Peevemor]

Is it the number of other footballers that ****ged Robbo's wife?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the amount of times St Mirren has been blamed on Keechboak for the collective yam loss of bottle against Dundee in '86?

GIRFUY :thumbsup:

[da-robster]

Perhaps the number of goals riordan scores to nade's one

[southern hibby]

The number of men and forklift trucks to lift Nade. Or alternatively the number of games before his next goal.

Sorry but someone has to give Nade a figure to aim for.

[Hibercelona]

The number of men and forklift trucks to lift Nade. Or alternatively the number of games before his next goal.

Sorry but someone has to give Nade a figure to aim for.

Don't worry...

He broke that aim on the scales months ago. :agree:

[sidjames]

It is the number of pints I have consumed since 1966:agree:

[matty_f]

Is it the number of chews it takes Nade to swallow 533814 Big Macs?

[Peevemor]

The number of people who have read .net since "the rivals days", register, then criticise the club and/or the message board in their first post.

[Peevemor]

The number of old firm fans that have never been to a match.

In fact, that's probably a bit light.

[matty_f]

Is it the number of times Vlad and Roman have high-fived each other in glee at getting the Yams to fall for another of their hilarious scams?

[Peevemor]

The number of times I've read the toilet duck label in my cludgie.

[matty_f]

The number of old firm fans that have never been to a match.

In fact, that's probably a bit light.

The square root of the number of Old Firm fans that have never had a bath.


Could it be the number of Celtc fans that went to Seville?

[matty_f]

The number of times I've read the toilet duck label in my cludgie.

Don't tell us how it ends - I'm only half way through!

[Irish_Steve]

The amount of Gary MacKay`s brain cells??

Most people have over 100 billion btw!

[Removed]

The number of times ArabHibee has posted that she isn't from Dundee :rolleyes:

[matty_f]

the number of incidents involving Arsenal that Arsene Wenger hasn't seen

[Peevemor]

the number of incidents involving Arsenal that Arsene Wenger hasn't seen

No wonder, because it's also the number of times I've seen him in French tv studios doing pundit work.

[Mibbes Aye]

The number of times ArabHibee has posted that she isn't from Dundee :rolleyes:

:bitchy:

It's not like we would think any the less of her.

Is 533814 the amount of keepie-uppies Stuart Slater could do?

And is it 533811 more than the amount of goals he scored for Celtc?

[matty_f]

is it the number of things - ever, in the history of the world - that Rod Petrie hasn't been to blame for?

[Toaods]

is it the total number of Lithuanians who shad successful trials with HOMO FC and are still on their 10 year contract at £5,000K per week but have never even entered the UK ?

:faf:

[Toaods]

...is it the total number of kilowatts saved on last seasons HOMO FC floodlighting budget.

[Toaods]

...is it the total number of unreported cases of sex abuse in the toilets at Tynecastle?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number of times a Rangers player has withdrawn from the Scotland squad citing an injury that nevertheless didn't stop them playing for their club in the next game?

[matty_f]

Is it the number registered on the Richter scale in Perth when Nade took a dive in the box?

[Peevemor]

Is it the number registered on the Richter scale in Perth when Nade took a dive in the box?

... in Zagreb. :agree:

[Toaods]

...is it the total number of sheets of A4 paper faxed to Tynecastle from Ukio Bankas HQ within 1 hour of a game kick off?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of photos Hibs Spain has taken of Maka, whilst hiding in the bushes outside of Maka's house?:greengrin

[matty_f]

Is it the number of empty Yams season ticket books hurled pitchwards at the end of the season when they finished 8th?

[Peevemor]

The number of landmark posts I've clocked up. :partyhibb :woohoo: :cb

[matty_f]

Is it the number of things that Stevie Fail tried to convince us that the Yams were better than Hibs at?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the Scrabble score for the combined Homfc squad names at the height of the "ship 'em in and send the cash to Vilnius" scandal?

I say scandal but it actually isn't - if only because none of their fans bothered their erse to ask why millions were disappearing out their club.

[matty_f]

Is it the number of TQM scoops needed before he gets one right?:wink:

[Mibbes Aye]

The number of landmark posts I've clocked up. :partyhibb :woohoo: :cb

greengrin

Is it the number of "please"s that Stevie "Fail" Fail puts on his begging letters to "Mr Romanov, sir, your excellency" when he writes to remind him that he could still do a job, any job, for him?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of unsuccessful open letters several blazered Yams have cobbled together, pleading for their dignity back?

[Toaods]

is it the long division number of Yam season ticket hoders required to create a single brain cell.

[Toaods]

is it the total number of games played by HOMO FC outwith Scotland's top league....:wink:

[One Day Soon]

Is it the serial number of the last ever Rover?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of Kickback raffle prizes won but never handed out?

[One Day Soon]

Is it the Pantone number for a particular shade of yellow cardigan?

[ArabHibee]

Is it the number of photos Hibs Spain has taken of Maka, whilst hiding in the bushes outside of Maka's house?:greengrin
:faf:

[Toaods]

is it the number of season ticket holders at Tynie who wrote to the club that:

Andy Webster is God

Andy Webster is rubbish

George Burley is God

George Burley is a waster and not good enough to manage this club

Ivanauskis is God

Ivanauskis is off his nut

Graham Rix is not a sex pest, it was all a misunderstanding

Graham Rix is a sex pest

Edward Malofeev is a vastly experienced manager

Edward Malofeev is off his nut

Jim Duffy is rubbish

Jim Duffy is definitely rubbish

some u12 youth team coach fae Bulgaria is going to be God

whatever happened ot that u12 youth team coach fae Bulgaria?

Mikey Stewart is God

Mikey Stewart is rubbish

Mikey Stewart is God

Mikey Stewart is rubbish

Mikey Stewart is God

[One Day Soon]

Is it the amount in Litas by which the Yam debt increases every minute?

[One Day Soon]

Is it the GUM clinic patient number for one of any number of Brokebank posters?

[matty_f]

Is it the GUM clinic patient number for one of any number of Brokebank posters?

Almost...

Is it the number of Kickback posters that have never had their hole?

[One Day Soon]

Is it the number of Brokebankers who spend most of their spare time picking their hole?

[greenlex]

Is it the number of hits on Clums dancing vid on youtube?

[scotta3832]

Is it the number a empty whisky bottles found in George Burleys desk drawer after he left Tynecastle?

[Removed]

Is it the number of sheep ****ged by the Red Ultras ths year?

[greenlex]

Is it the number of minutes added time played by the Old Firm till they score since 1992?

[Toaods]

it's the number of Jambos I've met who claim to have never heard of any team ever getting a 7-0 tanking on their home patch by their greatest rivals.

[iwasthere1972]

Is it the number of suggestions that Toaods has made. :greengrin

[Toaods]

Was it Graham Rix's number when a guest of Her Majesty?

[PC Stamp]

Is it the real number of Hearts fans? 400000 was a miscount.

[el capitano]

:greengrinalbert kid memories:greengrin

[Toaods]

is it the total number of maroon Cossack hats sporting this badge - :brokenyam: that are now available on Ebay for £1 + p.p.

[FitbaFolkKen]

Is it the measure on the richter scale when Nade goes down in the box.....

[Beefster]

Is it the length of "Interesting" Shaun Lawson's reply, in words, when someone asks him if he's still a virgin?

[Thecat23]

Is it.. the amount of busses that leave Edinburgh to go to glasgow on a match day?

[Removed]

Is it the number of threads every week asking if there will be a cash gate :dunno:

[PC Stamp]

Is it the total number of words so far in the calendar thread?

[MyJo]

the number of disciplinary points accumulated by hearts in the last 3 seasons?

[matty_f]

Is it Nade's goal total for the season, multiplied by 533814?

[MyJo]

nades idea of a calorie controlled diet

[Isaac_Refvik]

Is it the number of Hearts supporters who couldn't make it along to their last home game?

[iwasthere1972]

Is it the number of airmiles that Shaun Lawson has collected?

[Speedway]

Is it the number of photos Hibs Spain has taken of Maka, whilst hiding in the bushes outside of Maka's house?:greengrin

Or the number of photos Hibs Spain has taken of Maka, whilst hiding in Maka's Bu...nevermind.

Is it the total combined value of Vladquids that we'll wave at the PBS in November?

[Sandy]

Is it the total amount of threads posted starting with 'Do you know where I can watch the game in ...........?'

[Gatecrasher]

the number of hibs fans that come out of no where for cup final tickets :devil:

[MyJo]

The number of hibs fans who had written off Kevin McBride before the ink was dry on his contract on the say so of a few falkirk fans :devil:

[Sergey]

Is it Nade's goal total for the season, multiplied by 533814?

That would still be zero :agree:

[Hibercelona]

Is it the odds of us winning the Scottish Cup?

533814/1? :devil:

[Speedway]

The number of times that Hibbies have viewed that video of Vlad snotting the yam with the boxing gloves on.

[matty_f]

That would still be zero :agree:

I meant for when the season finishes! He's guaranteed to score against us.:agree:


Is it the number of times Nade's had to pay extra at the check in gate at the airport for his weight?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number of "All You Can Eat" buffet restaurants that have sought injunctions against a C.Nade Esq.?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of pelvic thrusts Clum did during the dance routine with his partner bent over in front of him?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the standard period in days Homfc take to settle small bills?

[matty_f]

is it the number of Yams that wish they had the balls to stand up to Vlad?

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number the Homfc team made Stevie "Fail" Fail count up to, during a supposed team-bonding exercise of 'Hide'n'seek', with Stevie "Fail" Fail doing the seeking?

[lapsedhibee]

Is it the real number of Hearts fans? 400000 was a miscount.

Not a miscount. Yamathematics is an inherently index-linked system. :rules: The count was taken (correctly) a few years ago, and the fanbase has since inflated to 533814.

[Mibbes Aye]

Is it the number of days lost to sickness absence by Beslija and Pinilla during their spells with Homfc?

[ancient hibee]

Is it the squad number of the latest loan signing from Kaunus?

[matty_f]

Is it the number of takeaway menus that Nade has collected and tried since arriving in Gorgie?

[MyJo]

is it the distance in metres from edinburgh to brest

[matty_f]

is it the distance in metres from edinburgh to brest

brest :tee hee:

[Andy Bee]

Is it the number of miles per hour Nade was doing in his Hummer before being pulled by the polis for speeding and nae insurance, although tbf after further investigation it was found he was covered by Elephant. co.uk

[hibs1875aye]

533,814 ... the number of people who fell of their seat laughing last night when the huns were pumped? :faf:

[Onceinawhile]

Is it how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Peevemor]

Bump :faf:

[Sir David Gray]

The number of seconds it took before I realised that this thread was over a year old.

Don't tell me I was the only one who didn't notice this until page 7! :embarrass

[Disc O'Dave]

Can't really do with reading through them all but is it......

Half of Hibs.net users passwords in their work PC's :wink:

(damn.....)

[Keith_M]

The number of seconds it took before I realised that this thread was over a year old.

Don't tell me I was the only one who didn't notice this until page 7! :embarrass


You were the only person who....


Och, never mind :wink:

[.Whitey.]

Since i wasnt a member when this thread started - i feel i should contribute

533814 - the number of goals DR will score for hibs before his retirement :greengrin

[givescotlandfreedom]

533814 - the number of fouls Davie Weir gets away with before being booked?

[HibbyKeith]

The number of lies FJK told Andy Webster to lure him into signing?

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

Is it the number of Clubcard points Nade has accumulated after a routine visit to the Tesco Chicken Ready-To-Eat Rotisserie?


Magic by the way!

:agree:

[Thecat23]

The number my mate told me to count to when playing hidy, so he could go to his house and get his tea!

In fact is it the number of times i've heard that the yams are going bust?

[James70]

The number of points scored on Mastermind tonight (BBC2 8.00pm) by the person who's specialist subject is "The Romanov Dynasty":greengrin

[iwasthere1972]

Is it Diouf's telephone number?

[HibbyAndy]

The number of players David Weir has grabbed by the throat and got away with it.

Seriously makes my blood boil when he does this, Who the **** does he think he is?? TWAT!!!

[JimBHibees]

The number of players David Weir has grabbed by the throat and got away with it.

Seriously makes my blood boil when he does this, Who the **** does he think he is?? TWAT!!!

Rangers captain, always been the way.

[iwasthere1972]

Is it the number on the back of Andy Webster's Yam top?

[al bundy]

blades of grass at easter road?

[GB6]

the number of times john terry has been "around the block"

[Thecat23]

the amount of theads on here about maka?

[cam75]

The number off seconds it took us to score a goal in2011

[Sweep]

I'm spartacus.

[Stew the Hibee]

The number of faults found within the athletes village at the common wealth games in Delhi?

[MSK]

The number of pish staines on Jakey Foulkes underpants ..

[Stew the Hibee]

The number of boxes of "Daz" it took to wash the grease stains out of Nade's clothes following a meal?

[Craig_in_Prague]

It's the number of beers I'll be having tonight.

Of course, I'll tell the wife I only had 4.

[Franck Stanton]

The number of times I have thought -"wonder what the number really means"?

[Springbank]

Minutes since full time whistle in the 7.0 game