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Dashing Bob S
17-09-2009, 05:55 PM
Given that it seems unlikely our pink chums will be able to continue at the PBS, what other uses could the place be put to?

I'll start with the boring:

1. Flats. Gorgie is a highly desirable area and people would be queuing to snap up those high-end premium dwellings.
Speedway
17-09-2009, 05:58 PM
Given that it seems unlikely our pink chums will be able to continue at the PBS, what other uses could the place be put to?

I'll start with the boring:

1. Flats. Gorgie is a highly desirable area and people would be queuing to snap up those high-end premium dwellings.

2. It could be recognised and used as Scotland's 2nd Pitt O' Drie.
Chuckie
17-09-2009, 05:59 PM
3. A holding pen for Nade, or King Kong.
Hibs90
17-09-2009, 06:02 PM
4. Tesco
lEXO
17-09-2009, 06:05 PM
5. New tram depot
hibbybrian
17-09-2009, 06:10 PM
toxic waste storage could be a money-spinner for Vlad and should be supported by additional Government grants as an environmental improvement scheme :wink:
Danderhall Hibs
17-09-2009, 06:11 PM
Build a massive set of public toilets.

I'd get John McGlynn to be the caretaker for the gents side and Stevie Frail to be the caretaker for the ladies side.

I'd take great pleasure in baking one and breaking in the new facility.
Danderhall Hibs
17-09-2009, 06:13 PM
On the rest of the land I think I'd build a new Royal Ed.

Don't want to change the clientele too much.
degenerated
17-09-2009, 06:13 PM
a shopping mall entirely full of pound shops
Www1875hfc
17-09-2009, 06:14 PM
4. Tesco

Tynie Tesco has a nice wee ring tae it..:greengrin

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1219/tynetescopr9.gif
Landells
17-09-2009, 06:14 PM
Homeless hostel
BT58
17-09-2009, 06:18 PM
a lego/mechano gift set [as long as you had maroon glasses on]
a sty----- fer all the gorgie pigs,to go with gorgie farm[ if its still there:greengrin]
hb
crewetollhibee
17-09-2009, 06:23 PM
How about using the land for filming Bonfire of the Vanities 2 :devil:
Big Frank
17-09-2009, 07:27 PM
A dump.
Hibercelona
17-09-2009, 07:30 PM
A dump.

Exactly! :agree:

The place already stinks to high heavens, so they wouldn't be causing anymore damage by replacing 1 tip with another.
Hibhibhooray
17-09-2009, 07:36 PM
A dump.

they have done that already, lets be original eh:greengrin
HIBERNIALEITH
17-09-2009, 07:37 PM
They could move that statue currently situated outside the High Court of Stevie Fulton and make some sort of shrine!!!:thumbsup:
EH6 Hibby
17-09-2009, 07:38 PM
A Circus although that wouldn't require much change! :agree:
HIBERNIALEITH
17-09-2009, 07:38 PM
They could move that statue currently situated outside the High Court of Stevie Fulton and make some sort of shrine!!!:thumbsup:



Edit, sorry just found out it's no of the Ugly one, its George Hume! Ach well, move over there anyway just for being ugly!!!!
ronaldo7
17-09-2009, 07:38 PM
A caravan park:wink:
Hibhibhooray
17-09-2009, 07:40 PM
a peg making factory :wink:
weedgiehibbie
17-09-2009, 07:42 PM
Given the irritative a***holes at tynie a pharmacy/research centre specialising in pile treatment?
HIBERNIALEITH
17-09-2009, 07:48 PM
A holding area for illegal immigrants?:wink:
Hibercelona
17-09-2009, 07:57 PM
A council office that deals with taxes and finances?

Or is that just not normal business procedures down gorgie way? :dunno:
ginger_rice
17-09-2009, 08:02 PM
A theme park.... seven nil land :thumbsup:
givescotlandfreedom
17-09-2009, 08:06 PM
A sewage plant? Or nuclear testing ground? Plenty of mutants there already though.
Sergey
17-09-2009, 08:08 PM
A legalised brothel.

The place is a Mecca for cu*ts and pr!cks
RigRoars
17-09-2009, 08:17 PM
A sewage plant? Or nuclear testing ground? Plenty of mutants there already though.

:agree:
They can keep churning out ****,as always.
lapsedhibee
17-09-2009, 08:18 PM
Edit, sorry just found out it's no of the Ugly one, its George Hume! Ach well, move over there anyway just for being ugly!!!!

Aye, that pillar of the Scottish Enlightenment, George Hume.
Chuckie
17-09-2009, 08:21 PM
Tourist attraction - The 21st Century Auschwitz - Where 400,000 lost their hopes, dreams and futures.
RigRoars
17-09-2009, 08:25 PM
A swimming pool.

They can fill it up with their tears :boo hoo:
Sprouleflyer
17-09-2009, 08:26 PM
A prison, lock the yam barstewards up!!!

At least Wee Airdrie Jambo would feel at home!
chrisski33
17-09-2009, 08:33 PM
its already a place for illegal immigrants!
FranckSuzy
17-09-2009, 08:37 PM
Oh the ignominy if it was turned into a traveller's site, full of peg selling, caravan dwelling, lucky white heather selling, AIDS ridden junkies.
MacBean
17-09-2009, 08:38 PM
nothing!?:wink:
AK86
17-09-2009, 08:48 PM
a bus shelter......oops
a refuge for the deluded and paranoid.............oops
a prison for wage thiefs....................oops
a launderette ........................oops

lets just change it into a place where football is played :greengrin
HIBERNIALEITH
17-09-2009, 09:08 PM
a bus shelter......oops
a refuge for the deluded and
lets just change it into a place where football is played :greengrin


That will never happen!!!!:thumbsup:
Chuckie
17-09-2009, 09:14 PM
Edinburghs gay 'stadium' nights..

Homosexuals from all over the world will be drawn to the camp, pink, battered down *****box..
Gerard
17-09-2009, 09:26 PM
A public park:wink:
LHWM
17-09-2009, 09:44 PM
Hibs favourite away venue.
Mibbes Aye
17-09-2009, 09:47 PM
Aye, that pillar of the Scottish Enlightenment, George Hume.

:greengrin

Hugely underrated was George Hume. I'd go as far as to say unrecognised, in fact.
lyonhibs
17-09-2009, 10:04 PM
A holding pen for the Jeremy Kyle show.

Full of drooling, vapid idiots with barely a full set of teeth between them and a unhealthy sexual interest in their own families.

Oh wait..............................

OR

A show stadium for "Deluxe Press Boxes PLC"
Woody1985
17-09-2009, 10:12 PM
Hibs favourite away venue.

I'm not going to mock as I suspect a long list of results at the PBS will following backing up your point. :grr:
hibernian36
17-09-2009, 10:59 PM
a replacement for the powderhall waste depot and all the council tips around the city. no modifications would be required.

:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:
SvenNeil
17-09-2009, 11:32 PM
A new comedy venue for Edinburgh.

No change there then :wink:
heretoday
18-09-2009, 07:50 AM
Poundstretcher's first superstore in the area.
Scouse Hibee
18-09-2009, 08:23 AM
Use it as the home ground for a Big team in Edinburgh, one that will be competing regularly in the Champions league. Thus enabling them to sign players that their supporters actually want rather than them having to pretend that second rate players on loan from another second rate team are better than their much smaller rivals.
Phil D. Rolls
18-09-2009, 08:25 AM
Aye, that pillar of the Scottish Enlightenment, George Hume.


:greengrin

Hugely underrated was George Hume. I'd go as far as to say unrecognised, in fact.

Almost as well known as his brother - Ralph.
The_Todd
18-09-2009, 08:32 AM
World record attempt for a the world's biggest bonfire on November 5.

We can use Nade as a Guy.
Thigh ar la
18-09-2009, 08:51 AM
One giant stand that holds 60,000 deluded jambo's. Of course they wouldnt realise until the grand opening that the pitch had to be sacrificed in order to build the biggest stand in the world! Perhaps they could then show re-runs of Albert Kidds goals after locking the gates..
givescotlandfreedom
18-09-2009, 12:29 PM
World record attempt for a the world's biggest bonfire on November 5.

We can use Nade as a Guy.

And Suso as a gay? :greengrin
aljo7-0
18-09-2009, 01:04 PM
A garden centre or alloments as the place is fully fertilised every fortnight with about 400,000 bits of manure being placed on or around it every home game.
Chuckie
18-09-2009, 01:04 PM
Who's keeping count ?
Big Frank
18-09-2009, 01:07 PM
Who's keeping count ?


53 :wink:
blackpoolhibs
18-09-2009, 01:12 PM
Hibs favourite away venue.

It is my favorite away venue, for one good reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIBDHez9yuI
Kato
18-09-2009, 04:30 PM
Hearts used to play on White Park, which is the park opposite the Gorgie Road entrance. It's used by Gorgie-ites to walk their dogs and is usually covered in dog *****.

It's pretty busy so maybe an extension could be allowed once the Big Pynk Top is pulled down.
Pedantic_Hibee
18-09-2009, 09:01 PM
Who cares what they do with it, the sooner that stinking debt-ridden carcass of a club are finally put out their misery then the better.

Knowing how much that shower of trumpets bend over in anticipation of a Vlad-flavoured pummelling, they'd still turn up and part with their cash to watch an empty pitch if Romanov told them to, because he's their "champion".

C0ckends, every single last one of them.