Tell all the Hearts you know

[The Godfather]

Tell all the Hearts you know
we are building a team and their no
they can train him all night
but that c&nt Nade's still Sh*te
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we signed another player and the've no
Larry Kingstons a joke
Suzzos bird is a bloke
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we got money to spend and the've no
He might own a bank, but vlad is a wa*k
he's taking the pish and Rods no

Tell all the Hearts you know
they are toiling to score and were no
their ground is a dump, George Foulk's a fat c*&t
soon the ba&%ards will be here no more

Tell all the Hearts you know
their club is falling apart don't they know
their all in the sh*t
Lazlos ready to quit
and romanov has fu&cked off, with their dough

[soupy]

Ha ha quality:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[iwasthere1972]

Tell all the Hearts you know
we are building a team and their no
they can train him all night
but that c&nt Nade's still Sh*te
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we signed another player and the've no
Larry Kingstons a joke
Suzzos bird is a bloke
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we got money to spend and the've no
He might own a bank, but vlad is a wa*k
he's taking the pish and Rods no

Tell all the Hearts you know
they are toiling to score and were no
their ground is a dump, George Foulk's a fat c*&t
soon the ba&%ards will be here no more

Tell all the Hearts you know
their club is falling apart don't they know
their all in the sh*t
Lazlos ready to quit
and romanov has fu&cked off, with their dough

:top marks So true it's uncanny.

[JE89]

Awesome :aok:

[HibbyAndy]

:top marks


:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Saorsa]

:hilarious

:top marks

[H1bs6H3arts2 FC]

:top marks - hymn sheets for tynie !!! :agree:

[hibee_nation]

Normally with so few posts you are branded a yam, don't think this applies this time. Deserves to be sung by the Proclaimers. :greengrin

[Jonnyboy]

:faf:

:top marks

[Nameless]

Not bad:cool2:

[HibeeSince82]

:top marks:faf:

Excellent mate! :thumbsup:

[The Godfather]

Normally with so few posts you are branded a yam, don't think this applies this time. Deserves to be sung by the Proclaimers. :greengrin


Fair point mate, I do read the .net and love the banter. But I mostly post on the Bounce under the same name. Anyway, glad you all enjoyed the wee tune.

[andyhibs]

Tell all the Hearts you know
we are building a team and their no
they can train him all night
but that c&nt Nade's still Sh*te
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we signed another player and the've no
Larry Kingstons a joke
Suzzos bird is a bloke
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we got money to spend and the've no
He might own a bank, but vlad is a wa*k
he's taking the pish and Rods no

Tell all the Hearts you know
they are toiling to score and were no
their ground is a dump, George Foulk's a fat c*&t
soon the ba&%ards will be here no more

Tell all the Hearts you know
their club is falling apart don't they know
their all in the sh*t
Lazlos ready to quit
and romanov has fu&cked off, with their dough
well done:top marks

[RickyS]

Tell all the Hearts you know
we are building a team and their no
they can train him all night
but that c&nt Nade's still Sh*te
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we signed another player and the've no
Larry Kingstons a joke
Suzzos bird is a bloke
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we got money to spend and the've no
He might own a bank, but vlad is a wa*k
he's taking the pish and Rods no

Tell all the Hearts you know
they are toiling to score and were no
their ground is a dump, George Foulk's a fat c*&t
soon the ba&%ards will be here no more

Tell all the Hearts you know
their club is falling apart don't they know
their all in the sh*t
Lazlos ready to quit
and romanov has fu&cked off, with their dough

absolutely tremendous, tryin to work out how to get it on ma fone without typing it.:top marks

[Hibercelona]

Brilliant stuff! :thumbsup:

Lets keep em coming :wink:

Tell all the Hearts you know
We're on the right track and there no.
That Vlad is a prat, Nade is fat
A forklift or 2 would sure know

Tell all the Hearts you know
We've got quality players and they've no
Their club is a joke, that Vlad's a top bloke :thumbsup:
We've got Ant and Deek and they've no.

[iwasthere1972]

Brilliant stuff! :thumbsup:

Lets keep em coming :wink:

Tell all the Hearts you know
We're on the right track and there no.
That Vlad is a prat, Nade is fat
A forklift or 2 would sure know

Tell all the Hearts you know
We've got quality players and they've no
Their club is a joke, that Vlad's a top bloke :thumbsup:
We've got Ant and Deek and they've no.

I deleted mine because I didn't want to hijack the OP's quality post but what the heck. :greengrin

:singing: If it wisnae fur the Jambos
wherewud we be?
Vladdie's taken them for a ride
and Wee Airdrie Jambo agrees
They best they've got is Nade
We all know on here he's sh*t
The last time that he scored a goal
Was when The Spice Girls had a hit!

The Hibees they are wonderful
The Hibees they are swell
But the dirty filthy Jambos
are nasty and they smell.
So let's all laugh at the Jambos
Manky tops and Russian hats
It willnae be long before we see those lovely Gorgie flats. :singing:

Coats on :bye:

[Hibercelona]

I deleted mine because I didn't want to hijack the OP's quality post but what the heck. :greengrin

:singing: If it wisnae fur the Jambos
wherewud we be?
Vladdie's taken them for a ride
and Wee Airdrie Jambo agrees
They best they've got is Nade
We all know on here he's sh*t
The last time that he scored a goal
Was when The Spice Girls had a hit!

The Hibees they are wonderful
The Hibees they are swell
But the dirty filthy Jambos
are nasty and they smell.
So let's all laugh at the Jambos
Manky tops and Russian hats
It willnae be long before we see those lovely Gorgie flats. :singing:

Coats on :bye:

:tee hee:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

It would be rude for me not to add tothis thread when I get home from work!

Top notch efforts so far, chaps.

[Tonez]

Tell all the Hearts you know
we are building a team and their no
they can train him all night
but that c&nt Nade's still Sh*te
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we signed another player and the've no
Larry Kingstons a joke
Suzzos bird is a bloke
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we got money to spend and the've no
He might own a bank, but vlad is a wa*k
he's taking the pish and Rods no

Tell all the Hearts you know
they are toiling to score and were no
their ground is a dump, George Foulk's a fat c*&t
soon the ba&%ards will be here no more

Tell all the Hearts you know
their club is falling apart don't they know
their all in the sh*t
Lazlos ready to quit
and romanov has fu&cked off, with their dough


:top marks:thumbsup:

[Badge]

Tell all the Hearts you know
we are building a team and their no
they can train him all night
but that c&nt Nade's still Sh*te
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we signed another player and the've no
Larry Kingstons a joke
Suzzos bird is a bloke
Lazlos had it and wants to go home

Tell all the hearts you know
we got money to spend and the've no
He might own a bank, but vlad is a wa*k
he's taking the pish and Rods no

Tell all the Hearts you know
they are toiling to score and were no
their ground is a dump, George Foulk's a fat c*&t
soon the ba&%ards will be here no more

Tell all the Hearts you know
their club is falling apart don't they know
their all in the sh*t
Lazlos ready to quit
and romanov has fu&cked off, with their dough

Brilliant. :top marks

[oconnors_strip]

:faf::faf::top marks:top marks