Nade Jokefest

[aberhibsfc]

BBC Newsflash: Istanbul - Mass public panic, country put on Full Alert!



Source: Nade said he was having Turkey for Christmas.

[M8UDB]

Shockingly bad :bitchy:

[Hibercelona]

That stunk..... bad :greengrin


There's been a major outspread of panic on the Chinese borders about a new earthquake about to strike.





Nade's taking a trip over to enjoy some fancy Chinese cuisines.
:duck:

[Leith Green]

Hearts player Christian Nade has contracted a killer flesh eating bug..

Doctors have given him 30 years to live :thumbsup:

[Cal 7-0]

Heard Nade has to put his belt on with a boomerang.:greengrin

[Mary Hinge]

Nade was very musical when he was at school :agree:





























His favourite instrument was the Dinner Bell :greengrin

[Jonnyboy]

I'm told that when interviewed for the BBC, Nade said he hoped to get into double figures soon. The interviewer took that to be a reference to his career goal scoring record when in fact Nade was talking about his weight :wink:

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Ridiculous to suggest the Nade made a meal of the penalty claim against St Johnstone. Start and finish a meal in under 90 minutes? Think not.

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

The new Heart of Midlothian first team replica strip for 2009. Now available in XL, XXL, XXXL and N.

[Jonnyboy]

The new Heart of Midlothian first team replica strip for 2009. Now available in XL, XXL, XXXL and N.

:greengrin

[Gatecrasher]

The new Heart of Midlothian first team replica strip for 2009. Now available in XL, XXL, XXXL and N.


:faf:

[Hibercelona]

The new Heart of Midlothian first team replica strip for 2009. Now available in XL, XXL, XXXL and N.

Then NA.... then NAD..... then.... :wink:

[El Gubbz]

I'm told that when interviewed for the BBC, Nade said he hoped to get into double figures soon. The interviewer took that to be a reference to his carrer goal scoring record when in fact Nade was talking about his weight :wink:

I'm not too sure if has ever not been in double figures regarding his weight:greengrin

[1875er]

Nade went to Slaters for a suit... he got measured by a Young Hibs Fan.

When Nade enquired "What Size am I now" the young Hibby replied "You are a Mark F Christian"..

"But I dont understand what is a Mark F?" replied the rotund Striker...

"Its one size bigger than a Mark E ya fat ********.!!". was the reponse from the s******ing salesmen!

(Say it out loud and you will get it!!):thumbsup:

[jonty]

Hearts player Christian Nade has contracted a killer flesh eating bug..

Doctors have given him 30 years to live :thumbsup:


The new Heart of Midlothian first team replica strip for 2009. Now available in XL, XXL, XXXL and N.

:top marks :agree:

[Phil D. Rolls]

BBC Newsflash: Istanbul - Mass public panic, country put on Full Alert!



Source: Nade said he was having Turkey for Christmas.

Is that sort of like Robbo saying he was going to drink Canada Dry?

[iwasthere1972]

BBC Newsflash: Istanbul - Mass public panic, country put on Full Alert!



Source: Nade said he was having Turkey for Christmas.


Stuff that it's one of the worst "jokes" I've heard since judging Britains Got Talent.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Next please.

[iwasthere1972]

Nade was so fat when he was born that he gave the hospital stretch marks. :agree:

[Hibercelona]

Stuff that it's one of the worst "jokes" I've heard since judging Britains Got Talent.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Next please.

Go on then, Mr Comedian. :devil:


Nade was so fat when he was born that he gave the hospital stretch marks. :agree:

Get of the bloomin stage! :grr:

:greengrin

[iwasthere1972]

Go on then, Mr Comedian. :devil:



Get of the bloomin stage! :grr:

:greengrin

:grr:


Right Pierce I'll hold him while you sort him out. If you need a belt you can borrow mine. :devil:

[Hibercelona]

:grr:


Right Pierce I'll hold him while you sort him out. If you need a belt you can borrow mine. :devil:

:sofa:

Where's the big yin when you needum! :devil:

[iwasthere1972]

To the music of Hey Jude

:singing: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Nade, Your Fat
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Nade, Your Fat :singing:



:bye:

[oldbiker]

UEFA to charge Nade with simulating a professional

[Saorsa]

Nade went to Slaters for a suit... he got measured by a Young Hibs Fan.

When Nade enquired "What Size am I now" the young Hibby replied "You are a Mark F Christian"..

"But I dont understand what is a Mark F?" replied the rotund Striker...

"Its one size bigger than a Mark E ya fat ********.!!". was the reponse from the s******ing salesmen!

(Say it out loud and you will get it!!):thumbsup::greengrin :thumbsup:

[Berwickhibby]

At Riccarton:

Shabby: Here ya go Nade this seasons new shirt

Nade: Thanks boss (he then examines the quality of the shirt) Boss I think this shirt will run

Shabby: No wi you wearing it ya fat **** :agree:

[Dibben]

Nade went to Slaters for a suit... he got measured by a Young Hibs Fan.

When Nade enquired "What Size am I now" the young Hibby replied "You are a Mark F Christian"..

"But I dont understand what is a Mark F?" replied the rotund Striker...

"Its one size bigger than a Mark E ya fat ********.!!". was the reponse from the s******ing salesmen!

(Say it out loud and you will get it!!):thumbsup:

:thumbsup: :faf:

BH.

[Woody1985]

UEFA to charge Nade with simulating a professional


At Riccarton:

Shabby: Here ya go Nade this seasons new shirt

Nade: Thanks boss (he then examines the quality of the shirt) Boss I think this shirt will run

Shabby: No wi you wearing it ya fat **** :agree:

:greengrin

[Jay]

Nade went to Slaters for a suit... he got measured by a Young Hibs Fan.

When Nade enquired "What Size am I now" the young Hibby replied "You are a Mark F Christian"..

"But I dont understand what is a Mark F?" replied the rotund Striker...

"Its one size bigger than a Mark E ya fat ********.!!". was the reponse from the s******ing salesmen!

(Say it out loud and you will get it!!):thumbsup:

:faf::faf:

Took me a while but I got there. (Well my 12 year old did)

[Disc O'Dave]

In the Hearts team photo, Nade sits next to everybody...

His individual photo is an aerial shot........

[Hibercelona]

It's been a wee while...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/movie-uk-69d5beb89042a6732cef5559f1b40259.html

[iwasthere1972]

Nade - "Doctor what do you think is wrong with me."

Doctor - "Well Mr Nade the problem is you're too fat."

Nade - "I don't believe you, I would like a second opinion."

Doctor - "Erm......You're still too fat."


:bye: