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Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 02:52 PM
:hmmm:

I wonder where he's going.

HibbyAndy
31-08-2009, 02:55 PM
He wouldnt get a game for Bonnrigg rose.

Am serious.

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:04 PM
I wonder which clubs would be most appropriate for him?

The Toffees obviously.

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:06 PM
I wonder which clubs would be most appropriate for him?

The Toffees obviously.

York City. He would love it at the Kit Kat Stadium. :agree:

Leith Green
31-08-2009, 03:07 PM
I wonder which clubs would be most appropriate for him?

The Toffees obviously.



Hamburg er in the Bundesliga would be a treat for Nade.. :greengrin

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:08 PM
Ewood (eat all day) Park - Blackburn.


Coats on.

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:10 PM
Liver pool?

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:11 PM
Turf (and Surf) Moor - Burnley.



Hadn't taken my coat off anyway. :wink:

jakedance
31-08-2009, 03:12 PM
A move to the (former) JCB stadium would have given him a real lift.

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:12 PM
Craven (for a burger) Cottage - Fulham



Coat is still on. :greengrin

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:17 PM
Turf (and Surf) Moor - Burnley.



Hadn't taken my coat off anyway. :wink:


Craven (for a burger) Cottage - Fulham



Coat is still on. :greengrin

These are good! :thumbsup:

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:19 PM
What are we thinking?

It's obvious.

He's off to Leicester.

Geddit? :wink:


Edit: Actually, I meant the Walkers stadium, but Nade probably thinks all his birthdays and Christmasses have come at the same time. Cheese and crisps. :drool:

MSK
31-08-2009, 03:21 PM
Piza ...a large slice o ...

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:22 PM
Or maybe he's a bit confused given English isn't his first language.

He wants to play for Hull cos he was told they play at the KFC Stadium!

RigRoars
31-08-2009, 03:23 PM
Den Haagen Dasz in Holland,Scrandinavia. :duck:

poolman
31-08-2009, 03:24 PM
What are we thinking?

It's obvious.

He's off to Leicester.

Geddit? :wink:


That's for the cheese board :bye:

MSK
31-08-2009, 03:26 PM
Or chicken Baltika followed by chicken "Dinamo" Kiev ...scrummy ..

Golden Bear
31-08-2009, 03:26 PM
Blackbun Rovers are also rumoured to be interested.

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:26 PM
Reports from south of the border are that Bournemouth have approached Hearts in a bid to take Nade to the Fitness First Stadium. :greengrin

Pedantic_Hibee
31-08-2009, 03:26 PM
Bayern Munchen?

Scoffenheim?

Waist Ham?

Cowdenbeef?

Fat-arselona?

MSK
31-08-2009, 03:28 PM
Reports from south of the border are that Bournemouth have approached Hearts in a bid to take Nade to the Fitness First Stadium. :greengrinBut he prefers a move tae the Kit Kat stadium instead ...dont know if he has had a better offer though ..guy needs a break imo ...

matty_f
31-08-2009, 03:29 PM
:hmmm:

I wonder where he's going.

Let's see - it's Monday night... he'll be going to McDonalds, as usual.:greengrin

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:32 PM
(Mother's) Pride Park.

The Lamb Ground - Tamorth

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:32 PM
Tamworth play at the Lamb Stadium, but I doubt he'd be interested in a move there.

Now if it was Lambs, plural...

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:33 PM
(Mother's) Pride Park.

The Lamb Ground - Tamorth


Tamworth play at the Lamb Stadium, but I doubt he'd be interested in a move there.

Now if it was Lambs, plural...

Spooky.

MSK
31-08-2009, 03:35 PM
Tamworth play at the Lamb Stadium, but I doubt he'd be interested in a move there.

Now if it was Lambs, plural...I dont know..mibbie the guy likes a bit o mutton..wi his veg ...

TheBall'sRound
31-08-2009, 03:36 PM
A Heart of Midlothian spokesman has refused to comment on speculation that Nade won't be going anywhere as not confirmed by Sky's ommission of a confirmation that no offer has been received from any club in the Western Hemisphere.

This leads the Daily Record to speculate that a bid will be coming from somewhere on the Pacific Rim - possibly from a tribe of cannibals in the Polynesian islands where an animal of his size could feed the tribe for a couple of years and his hollowed out carcass could house a family of 12 with enough space for a pool table.

Allegedly

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:36 PM
Spooky.



:agree:

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 03:37 PM
Maybe we're looking too far afield. :dunno:

One possibility would be that he's signing for Montrose. They play at Links Sausage Park.

Or possibly just Arbroth.

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 03:56 PM
He could play for Queens Park at HAMpden.

MSK
31-08-2009, 04:02 PM
He is going to Italy with Sienna....he wants to play alongside Massimo Maccarone....

matty_f
31-08-2009, 04:03 PM
Could be Parma. Or AC (Another Cheeseburger) Milan.

phoenixfire
31-08-2009, 04:03 PM
I wonder which clubs would be most appropriate for him?

The Toffees obviously.

NEW YORK GIANTS:greengrin

McSwanky
31-08-2009, 04:06 PM
He's currently weighing up his options. Offers from Turkey and Grease are both appealing to him at the moment.

Edit: news just in: looks like he may be going to Hungary.

NOLA
31-08-2009, 04:10 PM
could be boca juniors - they play at the chocolate box!

Jones28
31-08-2009, 04:13 PM
Killie?

For the pies? :greengrin



I'll shut the door on the way out :greengrin

Gus
31-08-2009, 04:15 PM
maybe is off to do this....he ain't getting paid with though.....double cheeseburgers all the way.

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/sports/coaching/coaches.shtml

Phil D. Rolls
31-08-2009, 04:16 PM
Den Haagen Dasz in Holland,Scrandinavia. :duck:

From what I can see, if you served him Ajax he'd eat it.

Has anyone suggested Olympique Lyon (Bar) yet?

cammy07
31-08-2009, 04:40 PM
(F)easter road

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 04:45 PM
He's just not getting enough dough where he is.

Phil D. Rolls
31-08-2009, 04:51 PM
He's just not getting enough dough where he is.

A poor man and a baker both knead the dough.:agree:

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 05:01 PM
He's offski to Hartlepool to play at the Victoria (Sponge) Park. :agree:

matty_f
31-08-2009, 05:03 PM
He's offski to Hartlepool to play at the Victoria (Sponge) Park. :agree:

My source says he's leaving these shores and heading for Dynamo Chicken-Kiev.

greenlex
31-08-2009, 05:09 PM
Everyone is looking too left field. It's Easter egg Road.

'Mon the Hibs
31-08-2009, 05:11 PM
Heard he wants to break america nad is joining LA Galaxy choclate bar

MSK
31-08-2009, 05:18 PM
My source says he's leaving these shores and heading for Dynamo Chicken-Kiev.


Or chicken Baltika followed by chicken "Dinamo" Kiev ...scrummy ..Oi ..get yer ain !!!...:greengrin

iwasthere1972
31-08-2009, 05:28 PM
My source says he's leaving these shores and heading for Dynamo Chicken-Kiev.

He's coming to play for the Cabbage and Ribs. :duck:


Forget that. With the moobs he's got he's likely to play for Uddersfield Town.

Hibbyradge
31-08-2009, 05:31 PM
Reading used to be called the Biscuitmen, did they not?

Have I stumbled on to something here?

Like Nade's waistline, the plot thickens.

MSK
31-08-2009, 05:35 PM
Sky Shops News - Hearts have just had a bid of 3p turned down for a Dainty chew & a Bubblegum !!

jst1875
31-08-2009, 05:35 PM
he must have had his fill of JAM TARTS


:feed:

Jack
31-08-2009, 09:01 PM
Is there any way he could be put on ebay?

HibeeUnderwood
31-08-2009, 09:13 PM
I heard Nade is on his way to the MLS. Don't know which team but he finds the offer tempting. Turns out he's gonna be payed in cheeseburgers! :greengrin

Steve-O
01-09-2009, 10:13 AM
I've heard he's interesting a Swiss team.

Serviette :duck:

bobbyhibs1983
01-09-2009, 10:22 AM
Let's see - it's Monday night... he'll be going to McDonalds, as usual.:greengrin



Im afraid your far out my freind, Monday nights he goes to greggs.its monday morning and monday lunchtime he pops into Mcdonalds and for his dinner he goes to pizza hut, and that is follwed by greggs pies, witch i've heard if 14 pies per order

Woody1985
01-09-2009, 10:57 AM
A move to the (former) JCB stadium would have given him a real lift.

Can't believe you didn't get a :faf: for this one. :greengrin

Dashing Bob S
01-09-2009, 11:57 AM
I've heard he's interesting a Swiss team.

Serviette :duck:

In a double with Susan?

hibbiedon
01-09-2009, 12:02 PM
West Ham [burger],

Speedway
01-09-2009, 12:08 PM
Borussia Munchandcashback are in for him but he would rather sign for Hamburg erKing