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Hibs7
26-08-2009, 11:14 AM
Romanov has told insiders at Tynecastle that Novikovas, the Lithuanian winger, will be worth ¤20million (currently £17.5m] and is keen for him to be given more game time.

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MyJo
26-08-2009, 11:42 AM
Romanov has told insiders at Tynecastle that Novikovas, the Lithuanian winger, will be worth ¤20million (currently £17.5m] and is keen for him to be given more game time.

running that through the bulls**t translator confirms that Romanov signs the players, he picks the players and he sells the players.....Plan F will need a walking stick when he quits the yams after having romanov's hand shoved up his erse for the past year while he has been the madmans puppet.

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scott7_0(Prague)
26-08-2009, 11:49 AM
Romanov has told insiders at Tynecastle that Novikovas, the Lithuanian winger, will be worth ¤20million (currently £17.5m] and is keen for him to be given more game time.

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What currency is that in? :greengrin

Woody1985
26-08-2009, 11:50 AM
Can they stipulate on their accounts that playing assets amount to X amount were they all sold?

So your balance sheet could say that your squad is potentially worth 20 million.

Could they say that their squad is worth 50 million to help balance the books? I wouldn't have thought they could.

poolman
26-08-2009, 11:51 AM
[QUOTE=Hibs7;2147025]Romanov has told insiders at Tynecastle that Novikovas, the Lithuanian winger, will be worth ¤20million (currently £17.5m] and is keen for him to be given more game time.

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That'll be him in the team on Saturday then :greengrin

Hibercelona
26-08-2009, 11:57 AM
What currency is that in? :greengrin

Maybe he meant 20 million yen? :confused:

jgl07
26-08-2009, 11:58 AM
Romanov has told insiders at Tynecastle that Novikovas, the Lithuanian winger, will be worth ¤20million (currently £17.5m] and is keen for him to be given more game time.

That's straight out of the Ivan Golac script.

Remember "Jerren Nixon will be worth £20 million".

Is Novikovas 'on loan from Kaunas'?

jgl07
26-08-2009, 12:02 PM
Can they stipulate on their accounts that playing assets amount to X amount were they all sold?

So your balance sheet could say that your squad is potentially worth 20 million.

Could they say that their squad is worth 50 million to help balance the books? I wouldn't have thought they could.
Theoretically yes. This would depend on the length of contract. The values would normally depreciate as the contracts run down. Any on loan players would have little or no value.

Whether the auditors would be prepared to sign off the accounts would be another issue.

Not that I can see them signing off the next set of Yam accounts anyway.

Oscar T Grouch
26-08-2009, 12:43 PM
Maybe he meant 20 million yen? :confused:

No he def means ZWD (Zimbabwian Dollars) before the revaluation :wink: