PDA

View Full Version : Yams jumping ship.



cwilliamson85
25-08-2009, 08:15 AM
Hearts manager Csaba Laszlo is a candidate for the vacant post at German side Hannover. (Daily Record)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/8219622.stm

Dashing Bob S
25-08-2009, 08:56 AM
Hearts manager Csaba Laszlo is a candidate for the vacant post at German side Hannover. (Daily Record)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/8219622.stm

Great job for him.

Berwickhibby
25-08-2009, 08:59 AM
Bye bye Shabby

Ritchie
25-08-2009, 08:59 AM
another kick in the stones for the yams! :lolyam: :jamboclow :ostrich:

just noticed this....... :nade:


:faf:

Hibbyradge
25-08-2009, 09:04 AM
Without Lazlo, and a couple of half decent strikers, they could be staring relegation in the face.

Peevemor
25-08-2009, 09:05 AM
Without Lazlo, and a couple of half decent strikers, they will be staring relegation in the face.

Fixed it for you.

Dashing Bob S
25-08-2009, 09:14 AM
It would be a tragedy if they were relegated purely on the basis of being garbage on the field, when they've been working so hard to wreck the club from behind the scenes. It would be nothing less than a calculated snub for Romanov.

iwasthere1972
25-08-2009, 09:56 AM
Hearts manager Csaba Laszlo is a candidate for the vacant post at German side Hannover. (Daily Record)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/8219622.stm

:bye: Csaba the tramps in Gorgie don't deserve you anyway.

Mibbes Aye
25-08-2009, 02:29 PM
Plan F is as well getting out now while his stock is still a little bit higher than it deserves to be :agree:

Time like this, the yams need a steady hand on the tiller. A man who's been there before. A man who isn't afraid to plummet the depths and stare a relegation battle in the face..........

matty_f
25-08-2009, 02:40 PM
Plan F is as well getting out now while his stock is still a little bit higher than it deserves to be :agree:

Time like this, the yams need a steady hand on the tiller. A man who's been there before. A man who isn't afraid to plummet the depths and stare a relegation battle in the face..........

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

HibeeB
25-08-2009, 02:43 PM
Without Lazlo, and a couple of half decent strikers, they could be staring relegation in the farce.

Fixed it for you.

matty_f
25-08-2009, 02:46 PM
If I was Plan F, I'd be taking whatever job came up next that got me out of the debacle that is HeartsNil.

Hannover is a decent club, and they'll almost certainly have better strikers than he's got just now - and a bigger budget.

Mibbes Aye
25-08-2009, 03:00 PM
If I was Plan F, I'd be taking whatever job came up next that got me out of the debacle that is HeartsNil.

Hannover is a decent club, and they'll almost certainly have better strikers than he's got just now - and a bigger budget.

On the down side Hannover didn't win the First World War......

bighairyfaeleith
25-08-2009, 03:04 PM
On the down side Hannover didn't win the First World War......

True but they also don't have a reputation for paedophilia (is that spelt right?)

Purehibee_MYB
25-08-2009, 03:19 PM
It would be a tragedy if they were relegated purely on the basis of being garbage on the field, when they've been working so hard to wreck the club from behind the scenes. It would be nothing less than a calculated snub for Romanov.

:faf: Couldn't agree more, Romanov will need to get some really expensive strikers he can't afford before Nade takes the Yams down, he's big enough to do it alone...

jgl07
25-08-2009, 03:35 PM
Over on Keechback they (well Dexter at least) seem resigned that Csaba is going to walk.

But that will allow Avram Grant to come in!

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=59462#post1189072

Bostonhibby
25-08-2009, 06:36 PM
Over on Keechback they (well Dexter at least) seem resigned that Csaba is going to walk.

But that will allow Avram Grant to come in!

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/showthread.php?t=59462#post1189072

more like Lou Grant, surely

ancient hibee
25-08-2009, 06:37 PM
more like Lou Grant, surely
Would he play the pressing game?

truehibernian
25-08-2009, 07:10 PM
Lou Grant for Hearts manager.....surely just paper talk :greengrin

Pedantic_Hibee
25-08-2009, 07:24 PM
Just had a quick swatch over at Maroon Towers just now........jeez, they ain't half hurting over the signing of Stokes are they?

They're trying to pick the pieces out of his goalscoring record, they're of the thinking that Sunderland get a 90% sell-on-fee, they think he's primed for being sold in January and all the while, their transparent jealousy that is cringing out of every wounded oozing is there for all to see.

Let it go lads, just let it go.

Face facts that we've managed to sign a striker you could only dream of having on a permanent deal for 3 years paying good money that we've wired from our own club accounts rather than relying on drip-fed litas from a bank in Lithuania to subsidise the horrific financial mismanagement going on at your own circus of a club.

This is how sensibly run football clubs are run.

Hibernian, spending from their current account; Hearts, slapping it on the never-never and being charged interest from Vladimir Romanov, the "saviour" who's pumped no more than £2m into Hearts and is taking one almighty p1ss on the club, the badge, the identity, the fans, the manager and the players.

If the fans could remove their heads from their throbbing maroon bumholes, they'd be able to see the bigger picture.

But of course, they can't and they simply won't.

Chris Robinson makes a slight change to the club badge and they go absolutely tonto yet when Uncle Vlad jets in and systematically turns the club into a laughing stock they lap it up and tattoo his name on their back and sing his praises when he does what every other owner does and gives the manager autonomy.

Take a trip back to the real world, chaps, giving a manager autonomy is not re-inventing the wheel, it happens at every other club.

However, don't let my ramblings bother you little Yambolinos, don't let it bother you one jot. Just you continue to support the regime by paying for your 18 visits to Tynecastle before the season's started and do absolutely hee-haw as you are religiously shafted by an owner who couldn't give a monkeys about your club and is more than happy to watch the interest on your loans rise whilst you spend every second Saturday bemoaning a strikeforce that contains a rancid albino, a dancing poof and the Nutty Professor.

You continue trying like a bear to fabricate a story from the Stokes transfer to satisfy your wretched little souls and pray each night for a half-decent striker to "complete the jigsaw". Of course, maybe in a nightmare you'll wake up in a sweat and realise that you've got a club full of players who have no loyalty or pride in the club they play for and it may even dawn on you that your summer signings would struggle to fit into my five-a-sides on a Thursday and it may sink in that not even the signing of Cristiano Ronaldo would sort out the motley selection of hammer-throwers that would play behind him.

Little Susan, your little winger with the PMT who runs around for no reason in particular, there's a reason why he spent last season serving drinks and turning out on a Saturday for Club 18-30 FC. Or of course, your "soccer hardman" Bouzid who isn't actually quite the psychotic defender you hoped he would be, he's simply no more than a second-rate huddy who's timing is so awful he looks dirty when in effect he's actually just sheeeite.

But hey, if it helps deflect the attention of the sorry selection of sheeeeite that you trumpets sponsor yourself by, then you keep banging the anti-Hibernian drum and concoct all the little stories you like if it brings a smile to your face.

All the while, we'll sit back and watch a manager and boardroom working in tandem bringing players into the club for real money to improve a team that is reaping the benefits of the sensible and pragmatic approach our carefully considered owners took all those years ago.

For everything else in life, there's Mastercard. And once the credit runs oot and the life support machine that pumps blood into the sorry carcass that is HoMFC is finally switched off, the look on your faces, to quote the advert, will be effin' priceless. If you remove said head from said bum to even notice that is.

Hanny
25-08-2009, 07:28 PM
Just had a quick swatch over at Maroon Towers just now........jeez, they ain't half hurting over the signing of Stokes are they?

They're trying to pick the pieces out of his goalscoring record, they're of the thinking that Sunderland get a 90% sell-on-fee, they think he's primed for being sold in January and all the while, their transparent jealousy that is cringing out of every wounded oozing is there for all to see.

Let it go lads, just let it go.

Face facts that we've managed to sign a striker you could only dream of having on a permanent deal for 3 years paying good money that we've wired from our own club accounts rather than relying on drip-fed litas from a bank in Lithuania to subsidise the horrific financial mismanagement going on at your own circus of a club.

This is how sensibly run football clubs are run.

Hibernian, spending from their current account; YamsNil, slapping it on the never-never and being charged interest from Vladimir Romanov, the "saviour" who's pumped no more than £2m into YamsNil and is taking one almighty p1ss on the club, the badge, the identity, the fans, the manager and the players.

If the fans could remove their heads from their throbbing maroon bumholes, they'd be able to see the bigger picture.

But of course, they can't and they simply won't.

Chris Robinson makes a slight change to the club badge and they go absolutely tonto yet when Uncle Vlad jets in and systematically turns the club into a laughing stock they lap it up and tattoo his name on their back and sing his praises when he does what every other owner does and gives the manager autonomy.

Take a trip back to the real world, chaps, giving a manager autonomy is not re-inventing the wheel, it happens at every other club.

However, don't let my ramblings bother you little Yambolinos, don't let it bother you one jot. Just you continue to support the regime by paying for your 18 visits to Tynecastle before the season's started and do absolutely hee-haw as you are religiously shafted by an owner who couldn't give a monkeys about your club and is more than happy to watch the interest on your loans rise whilst you spend every second Saturday bemoaning a strikeforce that contains a rancid albino, a dancing poof and the Nutty Professor.

You continue trying like a bear to fabricate a story from the Stokes transfer to satisfy your wretched little souls and pray each night for a half-decent striker to "complete the jigsaw". Of course, maybe in a nightmare you'll wake up in a sweat and realise that you've got a club full of players who have no loyalty or pride in the club they play for and it may even dawn on you that your summer signings would struggle to fit into my five-a-sides on a Thursday and it may sink in that not even the signing of Cristiano Ronaldo would sort out the motley selection of hammer-throwers that would play behind him.

Little Susan, your little winger with the PMT who runs around for no reason in particular, there's a reason why he spent last season serving drinks and turning out on a Saturday for Club 18-30 FC. Or of course, your "soccer hardman" Bouzid who isn't actually quite the psychotic defender you hoped he would be, he's simply no more than a second-rate huddy who's timing is so awful he looks dirty when in effect he's actually just sheeeite.

But hey, if it helps deflect the attention of the sorry selection of sheeeeite that you trumpets sponsor yourself by, then you keep banging the anti-Hibernian drum and concoct all the little stories you like if it brings a smile to your face.

All the while, we'll sit back and watch a manager and boardroom working in tandem bringing players into the club for real money to improve a team that is reaping the benefits of the sensible and pragmatic approach our carefully considered owners took all those years ago.

For everything else in life, there's Mastercard. And once the credit runs oot and the life support machine that pumps blood into the sorry carcass that is HoMFC is finally switched off, the look on your faces, to quote the advert, will be effin' priceless. If you remove said head from said bum to even notice that is.

:top marks

Absolutely fantastic and spot on.

The future's bright......:flag::hnet:

YehButNoBut
25-08-2009, 07:37 PM
Nice one PH :top marks

Badge
25-08-2009, 07:46 PM
Just had a quick swatch over at Maroon Towers just now........jeez, they ain't half hurting over the signing of Stokes are they?

They're trying to pick the pieces out of his goalscoring record, they're of the thinking that Sunderland get a 90% sell-on-fee, they think he's primed for being sold in January and all the while, their transparent jealousy that is cringing out of every wounded oozing is there for all to see.

Let it go lads, just let it go.

Face facts that we've managed to sign a striker you could only dream of having on a permanent deal for 3 years paying good money that we've wired from our own club accounts rather than relying on drip-fed litas from a bank in Lithuania to subsidise the horrific financial mismanagement going on at your own circus of a club.

This is how sensibly run football clubs are run.

Hibernian, spending from their current account; YamsNil, slapping it on the never-never and being charged interest from Vladimir Romanov, the "saviour" who's pumped no more than £2m into YamsNil and is taking one almighty p1ss on the club, the badge, the identity, the fans, the manager and the players.

If the fans could remove their heads from their throbbing maroon bumholes, they'd be able to see the bigger picture.

But of course, they can't and they simply won't.

Chris Robinson makes a slight change to the club badge and they go absolutely tonto yet when Uncle Vlad jets in and systematically turns the club into a laughing stock they lap it up and tattoo his name on their back and sing his praises when he does what every other owner does and gives the manager autonomy.

Take a trip back to the real world, chaps, giving a manager autonomy is not re-inventing the wheel, it happens at every other club.

However, don't let my ramblings bother you little Yambolinos, don't let it bother you one jot. Just you continue to support the regime by paying for your 18 visits to Tynecastle before the season's started and do absolutely hee-haw as you are religiously shafted by an owner who couldn't give a monkeys about your club and is more than happy to watch the interest on your loans rise whilst you spend every second Saturday bemoaning a strikeforce that contains a rancid albino, a dancing poof and the Nutty Professor.

You continue trying like a bear to fabricate a story from the Stokes transfer to satisfy your wretched little souls and pray each night for a half-decent striker to "complete the jigsaw". Of course, maybe in a nightmare you'll wake up in a sweat and realise that you've got a club full of players who have no loyalty or pride in the club they play for and it may even dawn on you that your summer signings would struggle to fit into my five-a-sides on a Thursday and it may sink in that not even the signing of Cristiano Ronaldo would sort out the motley selection of hammer-throwers that would play behind him.

Little Susan, your little winger with the PMT who runs around for no reason in particular, there's a reason why he spent last season serving drinks and turning out on a Saturday for Club 18-30 FC. Or of course, your "soccer hardman" Bouzid who isn't actually quite the psychotic defender you hoped he would be, he's simply no more than a second-rate huddy who's timing is so awful he looks dirty when in effect he's actually just sheeeite.

But hey, if it helps deflect the attention of the sorry selection of sheeeeite that you trumpets sponsor yourself by, then you keep banging the anti-Hibernian drum and concoct all the little stories you like if it brings a smile to your face.

All the while, we'll sit back and watch a manager and boardroom working in tandem bringing players into the club for real money to improve a team that is reaping the benefits of the sensible and pragmatic approach our carefully considered owners took all those years ago.

For everything else in life, there's Mastercard. And once the credit runs oot and the life support machine that pumps blood into the sorry carcass that is HoMFC is finally switched off, the look on your faces, to quote the advert, will be effin' priceless. If you remove said head from said bum to even notice that is.

Best I've read for a while. :top marks

The_Todd
25-08-2009, 07:54 PM
Not a bad effort for a jealous Hobo jakeball, PH :wink:

'Mon the Hibs
25-08-2009, 07:57 PM
Nice one PH :hilarious: best post ive read in ages :top marks:








:ostrich: :jamboclow :trumpet: :nade: :lolyam: :Romanov:

Hibs90
25-08-2009, 08:08 PM
Just had a quick swatch over at Maroon Towers just now........jeez, they ain't half hurting over the signing of Stokes are they?

They're trying to pick the pieces out of his goalscoring record, they're of the thinking that Sunderland get a 90% sell-on-fee, they think he's primed for being sold in January and all the while, their transparent jealousy that is cringing out of every wounded oozing is there for all to see.

Let it go lads, just let it go.

Face facts that we've managed to sign a striker you could only dream of having on a permanent deal for 3 years paying good money that we've wired from our own club accounts rather than relying on drip-fed litas from a bank in Lithuania to subsidise the horrific financial mismanagement going on at your own circus of a club.

This is how sensibly run football clubs are run.

Hibernian, spending from their current account; YamsNil, slapping it on the never-never and being charged interest from Vladimir Romanov, the "saviour" who's pumped no more than £2m into YamsNil and is taking one almighty p1ss on the club, the badge, the identity, the fans, the manager and the players.

If the fans could remove their heads from their throbbing maroon bumholes, they'd be able to see the bigger picture.

But of course, they can't and they simply won't.

Chris Robinson makes a slight change to the club badge and they go absolutely tonto yet when Uncle Vlad jets in and systematically turns the club into a laughing stock they lap it up and tattoo his name on their back and sing his praises when he does what every other owner does and gives the manager autonomy.

Take a trip back to the real world, chaps, giving a manager autonomy is not re-inventing the wheel, it happens at every other club.

However, don't let my ramblings bother you little Yambolinos, don't let it bother you one jot. Just you continue to support the regime by paying for your 18 visits to Tynecastle before the season's started and do absolutely hee-haw as you are religiously shafted by an owner who couldn't give a monkeys about your club and is more than happy to watch the interest on your loans rise whilst you spend every second Saturday bemoaning a strikeforce that contains a rancid albino, a dancing poof and the Nutty Professor.

You continue trying like a bear to fabricate a story from the Stokes transfer to satisfy your wretched little souls and pray each night for a half-decent striker to "complete the jigsaw". Of course, maybe in a nightmare you'll wake up in a sweat and realise that you've got a club full of players who have no loyalty or pride in the club they play for and it may even dawn on you that your summer signings would struggle to fit into my five-a-sides on a Thursday and it may sink in that not even the signing of Cristiano Ronaldo would sort out the motley selection of hammer-throwers that would play behind him.

Little Susan, your little winger with the PMT who runs around for no reason in particular, there's a reason why he spent last season serving drinks and turning out on a Saturday for Club 18-30 FC. Or of course, your "soccer hardman" Bouzid who isn't actually quite the psychotic defender you hoped he would be, he's simply no more than a second-rate huddy who's timing is so awful he looks dirty when in effect he's actually just sheeeite.

But hey, if it helps deflect the attention of the sorry selection of sheeeeite that you trumpets sponsor yourself by, then you keep banging the anti-Hibernian drum and concoct all the little stories you like if it brings a smile to your face.

All the while, we'll sit back and watch a manager and boardroom working in tandem bringing players into the club for real money to improve a team that is reaping the benefits of the sensible and pragmatic approach our carefully considered owners took all those years ago.

For everything else in life, there's Mastercard. And once the credit runs oot and the life support machine that pumps blood into the sorry carcass that is HoMFC is finally switched off, the look on your faces, to quote the advert, will be effin' priceless. If you remove said head from said bum to even notice that is.

:top marks:faf:

matty_f
25-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Just had a quick swatch over at Maroon Towers just now........jeez, they ain't half hurting over the signing of Stokes are they?

They're trying to pick the pieces out of his goalscoring record, they're of the thinking that Sunderland get a 90% sell-on-fee, they think he's primed for being sold in January and all the while, their transparent jealousy that is cringing out of every wounded oozing is there for all to see.

Let it go lads, just let it go.

Face facts that we've managed to sign a striker you could only dream of having on a permanent deal for 3 years paying good money that we've wired from our own club accounts rather than relying on drip-fed litas from a bank in Lithuania to subsidise the horrific financial mismanagement going on at your own circus of a club.

This is how sensibly run football clubs are run.

Hibernian, spending from their current account; YamsNil, slapping it on the never-never and being charged interest from Vladimir Romanov, the "saviour" who's pumped no more than £2m into YamsNil and is taking one almighty p1ss on the club, the badge, the identity, the fans, the manager and the players.

If the fans could remove their heads from their throbbing maroon bumholes, they'd be able to see the bigger picture.

But of course, they can't and they simply won't.

Chris Robinson makes a slight change to the club badge and they go absolutely tonto yet when Uncle Vlad jets in and systematically turns the club into a laughing stock they lap it up and tattoo his name on their back and sing his praises when he does what every other owner does and gives the manager autonomy.

Take a trip back to the real world, chaps, giving a manager autonomy is not re-inventing the wheel, it happens at every other club.

However, don't let my ramblings bother you little Yambolinos, don't let it bother you one jot. Just you continue to support the regime by paying for your 18 visits to Tynecastle before the season's started and do absolutely hee-haw as you are religiously shafted by an owner who couldn't give a monkeys about your club and is more than happy to watch the interest on your loans rise whilst you spend every second Saturday bemoaning a strikeforce that contains a rancid albino, a dancing poof and the Nutty Professor.

You continue trying like a bear to fabricate a story from the Stokes transfer to satisfy your wretched little souls and pray each night for a half-decent striker to "complete the jigsaw". Of course, maybe in a nightmare you'll wake up in a sweat and realise that you've got a club full of players who have no loyalty or pride in the club they play for and it may even dawn on you that your summer signings would struggle to fit into my five-a-sides on a Thursday and it may sink in that not even the signing of Cristiano Ronaldo would sort out the motley selection of hammer-throwers that would play behind him.

Little Susan, your little winger with the PMT who runs around for no reason in particular, there's a reason why he spent last season serving drinks and turning out on a Saturday for Club 18-30 FC. Or of course, your "soccer hardman" Bouzid who isn't actually quite the psychotic defender you hoped he would be, he's simply no more than a second-rate huddy who's timing is so awful he looks dirty when in effect he's actually just sheeeite.

But hey, if it helps deflect the attention of the sorry selection of sheeeeite that you trumpets sponsor yourself by, then you keep banging the anti-Hibernian drum and concoct all the little stories you like if it brings a smile to your face.

All the while, we'll sit back and watch a manager and boardroom working in tandem bringing players into the club for real money to improve a team that is reaping the benefits of the sensible and pragmatic approach our carefully considered owners took all those years ago.

For everything else in life, there's Mastercard. And once the credit runs oot and the life support machine that pumps blood into the sorry carcass that is HoMFC is finally switched off, the look on your faces, to quote the advert, will be effin' priceless. If you remove said head from said bum to even notice that is.

:top marks:top marks:faf:

Peevemor
26-08-2009, 11:35 AM
Now Egghead's out for 6 weeks.

http://www.heartsfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/HeartsNewsDetail/0,,10289~1769318,00.html

Oh dear!

jgl07
26-08-2009, 12:26 PM
Now Egghead's out for 6 weeks.

http://www.YamsNilfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/YamsNilNewsDetail/0,,10289~1769318,00.html

Oh dear!
Thanks to some idiots idea of a joke the URL does not work!