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Dashing Bob S
19-08-2009, 06:57 PM
SCRAN! Nade downs a Big Mac in Edinburgh Airport. Served up on a plate by Susan!

(He'll have the most assists to Nade this season, I'm sure of it.)

lyonhibs
19-08-2009, 07:04 PM
MUNCHIES!!!! Witteveen gobbles up a chance - served on a silver platter by "Le Chef" Nade.

Kaiser_Sauzee
19-08-2009, 07:10 PM
Apparently Nade is quite hard of hearing. When being interviewed by ESPN after the United game, the reporter asked him how he thought Hearts would do on Thursday, his answer was: "Probably phone in an Indian and finish off that cold meat in the fridge". :confused:

NaeTechnoHibby
19-08-2009, 07:11 PM
SCRAN! Nade downs a Big Mac in Edinburgh Airport. Served up on a plate by Susan!

(He'll have the most assists to Nade this season, I'm sure of it.)


:thumbsup: Well done Susan :greengrin

Dr_Regal
19-08-2009, 07:13 PM
Apparently Nade is quite hard of hearing. When being interviewed by ESPN after the United game, the reporter asked him how he thought Hearts would do on Thursday, his answer was: "Probably phone in an Indian and finish off that cold meat in the fridge". :confused:

LMAO !!!!!!!!!

Hope they get hammered !!!

Hibby D
19-08-2009, 07:14 PM
I heard that Nade won't feature tomorrow due to calf problems


















He ate one and it got stuck in his small intestine :greengrin

HibbiesandtheBaddies
19-08-2009, 07:16 PM
How are they getting there? Hitch-hiking? working their passage on a cargo ship?

Kaiser_Sauzee
19-08-2009, 07:18 PM
How are they getting there? Hitch-hiking? working their passage on a cargo ship?

Just like Hannibal. Over the Alps. But they need an elephant..... (Kaiser with a great ball into the box...!)......

Mikey
19-08-2009, 07:20 PM
Toilet break! Witteveen thought he heard Darren Dods sneaking up behind him and he's keeked his breeks again.

lyonhibs
19-08-2009, 07:21 PM
How are they getting there? Hitch-hiking? working their passage on a cargo ship?

Either way, it's got to be better than Rodney's Plan A mode of transportation - part of the "cost-cutting" excercise down Tynecastle way.

<Searches desperately for a pic of the crummy minibus they BIG Team's u-19's get bumped with>

truehibernian
19-08-2009, 07:23 PM
Hope they get pumpetty pump pumped.........went out with a Yambolina and she was a drunk, her mother was like Hyacinth Bouquet and her old man was like a lazy eyed Falkirk "Columbo".....and all tight as a squids chuff at a thousand fathoms......but I pumped her cousin which sort of made me feel better.

lyonhibs
19-08-2009, 07:28 PM
Hope they get pumpetty pump pumped.........went out with a Yambolina and she was a drunk, her mother was like Hyacinth Bouquet and her old man was like a lazy eyed Falkirk "Columbo".....and all tight as a squids chuff at a thousand fathoms......but I pumped her cousin which sort of made me feel better.


:faf: :faf:

One of the funniest posts I've read on here in a long time.

Hibby D
19-08-2009, 07:29 PM
Hope they get pumpetty pump pumped.........went out with a Yambolina and she was a drunk, her mother was like Hyacinth Bouquet and her old man was like a lazy eyed Falkirk "Columbo".....and all tight as a squids chuff at a thousand fathoms......but I pumped her cousin which sort of made me feel better.

Remembering that this is a family board I'm sure you meant to type 'bumped' :greengrin

El Gubbz
19-08-2009, 07:34 PM
SCRAN! Nade downs a Big Mac in Edinburgh Airport. Served up on a plate by Susan!

(He'll have the most assists to Nade this season, I'm sure of it.)

There's no a McDonalds in Edinburgh Airport:wink:

HibbiesandtheBaddies
19-08-2009, 07:36 PM
Just like Hannibal. Over the Alps. But they need an elephant..... (Kaiser with a great ball into the box...!)......

Their centre forward eats like an elephant.

Hibbyradge
19-08-2009, 07:51 PM
45 mins: Lunch.

Barney McGrew
19-08-2009, 07:52 PM
Hope they get pumpetty pump pumped.........went out with a Yambolina and she was a drunk, her mother was like Hyacinth Bouquet and her old man was like a lazy eyed Falkirk "Columbo".....and all tight as a squids chuff at a thousand fathoms......but I pumped her cousin which sort of made me feel better.

lol. he pumped her



:wink: :tee hee:

lyonhibs
19-08-2009, 07:55 PM
45 mins: Lunch.

A quick roast supper for Nade, and time for Csaba to brush up on his "Procrastination for dummies" book and we should be set for the 2nd half.

Chuckie
19-08-2009, 08:07 PM
Footage in from Edinburgh Airport yesterday as flight CZ101 to Zagreb tries to get off the ground...

Nade and his picnic hamper were shortly after escorted from the plane and ordered not to travel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymiw6mkFX7Y&feature=related

Sherlock Jones
19-08-2009, 08:24 PM
They know fine it's useless but they keep trying...

4865

Irish_Steve
19-08-2009, 08:56 PM
Is the match on anywhere tomoro - legally!

Darth Hibbie
19-08-2009, 08:57 PM
Is the match on anywhere tomoro - legally!

Thought it was on BBC2

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19-08-2009, 08:57 PM
is the match on anywhere tomoro - legally!

bbc 2

Hibbyradge
19-08-2009, 09:00 PM
They know fine it's useless but they keep trying...

4865

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Pedantic_Hibee
19-08-2009, 09:14 PM
Either way, it's got to be better than Rodney's Plan A mode of transportation - part of the "cost-cutting" excercise down Tynecastle way.

<Searches desperately for a pic of the crummy minibus they BIG Team's u-19's get bumped with>


<---------------------- :thumbsup:

p=sh
19-08-2009, 09:16 PM
Hope they get pumpetty pump pumped.........went out with a Yambolina and she was a drunk, her mother was like Hyacinth Bouquet and her old man was like a lazy eyed Falkirk "Columbo".....and all tight as a squids chuff at a thousand fathoms......but I pumped her cousin which sort of made me feel better.
Sweet. I feel you.
Was the cuz a Yam?

jacomo
19-08-2009, 09:18 PM
bbc 2

So now the BBC has joined the anti-Hearts media conspiracy, has it? Refusing to clear the decks on BBC1 for this important tie is a clear hostile act towards Yamland.

FWIW, I'd wish the cheeky little scamps well, but they'd see through my breadline-dwelling jealousy immediately and reject the sentiment. You don't need Hobos when you've got 400,000 die hards, a submarine and boxes and boxes full of fantasy building plans.

Ah well.

Pedantic_Hibee
19-08-2009, 09:35 PM
So now the BBC has joined the anti-Hearts media conspiracy, has it? Refusing to clear the decks on BBC1 for this important tie is a clear hostile act towards Yamland.

FWIW, I'd wish the cheeky little scamps well, but they'd see through my breadline-dwelling jealousy immediately and reject the sentiment. You don't need Hobos when you've got 400,000 die hards, a submarine and boxes and boxes full of fantasy building plans.

Ah well.

Don't forget the press boxes. DON'T EVER, FORGET THE PRESS BOXES!!!!! :grr:

truehibernian
19-08-2009, 09:47 PM
P=ish.........cousin wasn't a Yambolina and had no interest in foootball, however at various points when we went out I had no interest in football either :greengrin She was from Doomdee......troubled family :greengrin

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19-08-2009, 09:59 PM
P=ish.........cousin wasn't a Yambolina and had no interest in foootball, however at various points when we went out I had no interest in football either :greengrin She was from Doomdee......troubled family :greengrin

:hmmm: Is it really true what they say about Dundee women

matty_f
19-08-2009, 10:07 PM
SCRAP!! Mikey Stewart discovers Nade's gone and half-inched his packed lunch. A ginger-fuelled pagger ensues, and it only stops when Plan F pulls Mikey out of Nade's mouth by his boot-laces.

lyonhibs
19-08-2009, 10:10 PM
SCRAP!! Mikey Stewart discovers Nade's gone and half-inched his packed lunch. A ginger-fuelled pagger ensues, and it only stops when Plan F pulls Mikey out of Nade's mouth by his boot-laces.

KAPOW!! Vladimir Romanov, watching what is a home game for him, yearns for the glory days of hooking Hearts star strikers in the gob, runs onto the pitch to do likewise to this years vintage.

BOOO!! Romanov trudges away, his knuckleduster unsullied, having been unable to successfully identify anything remotely resembling a striker in a Hearts strip.

Pedantic_Hibee
19-08-2009, 10:12 PM
BAM!!!!!!! Roman Romanov suffocates inside his own oversized Matalan suit.

matty_f
19-08-2009, 10:13 PM
PAGGER!! Zaliukas and ginger-Mikey come to blows over who is the suspendiest.

lyonhibs
19-08-2009, 10:19 PM
PAGGER!! Zaliukas and ginger-Mikey come to blows over who is the suspendiest.

BIFF!! Bouzid and Suso go for the "windwill" style of paggering as they try to conclude who gets to replace Stewiukas as the most likey to be the NEXT most suspendiest when the above joint entity is suspended.

Dashing Bob S
20-08-2009, 07:24 AM
There's no a McDonald's in Edinburgh Airport:wink:

SCRAM AMENDMENT! It was Burger King!

Led to: SENDING OFF. Stewart complains to Airport Officials on behalf of Nade that there are no MacDonald's facilities. Persistent harassment.

Dashing Bob S
20-08-2009, 07:30 AM
Sad to report troubles of fan violence already from Zagreb. Boabster caught on CCTV in his hotel room threatening Dynamo fans with violence.

A hotel official states: "We saw an overweight man in a replica strip aggressively punching a keyboard and were moved to investigate. We let him off with a warning, as his parents assured us they would confiscate his laptop till the trip was over."

ArabHibee
20-08-2009, 07:31 AM
SCRAN! Nade downs a Big Mac in Edinburgh Airport. Served up on a plate by Susan!

(He'll have the most assists to Nade this season, I'm sure of it.)


:thumbsup: Well done Susan :greengrin

I thank you. Gotta photo of him as well!

xyz23jc
20-08-2009, 07:35 AM
GUFFAW! Thanks guys, that was kwality, should be on the Fringe you lot!

HEEHAW! Nade begins eating bits of fraying football pitch in Zagreb!

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Dashing Bob S
20-08-2009, 07:56 AM
How are they getting there? Hitch-hiking? working their passage on a cargo ship?

A great festival show in the making:

MUTINY OVER THE BOUNTY (AND MARS BAR)

Mikey S as Captain Blah Nade as Mr Christian

A sailing excursion down the Med to the port of Zagreb turns into a nightmare when the draconian ship's captain rations the supplies to eight chocolate bars per day. Mutiny is on the 'cards', but who will be the 'semen' bold or desperate enough to step forward and challenge the tyrannical Blah's authority?

Hibbyradge
20-08-2009, 08:52 AM
WEATHER ALERT!: Fears that the game may have to be abandoned due to a thunder storm abate when it is realised that the continuous, loud roars of thunder are only, if fact, Nade's stomach rumbling.

Susuan asks Shabba for ear plugs.

Dashing Bob S
20-08-2009, 12:44 PM
Wee Airdrie Jambo was found entering a Zagreb public ALONE, a charge he strenuously denies.

A fans ringpiece from the Federation of Hearts Supporters Clubs said: "This is highly disappointing if true. It's certainly not the sort of behaviour we've come to expect from Hearts supporters."

Hibbyradge
20-08-2009, 01:11 PM
Wee Airdrie Jambo was found entering a Zagreb public ALONE, a charge he strenuously denies.

A fans ringpiece from the Federation of Hearts Supporters Clubs said: "This is highly disappointing if true. It's certainly not the sort of behaviour we've come to expect from Hearts supporters."

Park? Library? Sector job? Lavvy?

I think we should be told.

Better no be a library, likesay.

Dashing Bob S
20-08-2009, 02:39 PM
Park? Library? Sector job? Lavvy?

I think we should be told.

Better no be a library, likesay.

I think we're safe there.

I can see the EEN headline on the trip right now:

SUSAN SPILLS THE BEANS ON NADE - AND THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS

"Wait" till he gets into his stride, says Casa.

therealgavmac
20-08-2009, 04:22 PM
:hmmm: Is it really true what they say about Dundee women

Tell me what they say and I'll let you know - I'm married to one, have 5 sisters-in-law and a scary mother in law all from Dundee too.....



Hey Billy! Didnae realise it was you - how's it goin?

Dashing Bob S
20-08-2009, 05:22 PM
SCRAN! Who else but big Chris Nade, room service from the hotel just before boarding the coach to the stadium. Susan standing disgruntled with his hands on his hips, he was just waiting to serve it up, but Nade put it away at first time of asking. Could be a feast tonight.

matty_f
20-08-2009, 07:06 PM
HILARITY!!! Yams Nil go a goal down early doors.:thumbsup:

Cabbage East
20-08-2009, 07:08 PM
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