Acronyms game

[Bunter]

God Awful Matches Empty Stadiums
Septuagenarian Trapeze Artist Dribbles Incontinently Unless M**ge Sealed.

[H18SScottW]

Septuagenarian Trapeze Artist Dribbles Incontinently Unless M**ge Sealed.

Sensual Extras At Latest Edinburgh Dungeon

[Bunter]

Sensual Extras At Latest Edinburgh Dungeon
Drafty Undercrackers Need Gusset Enhancements Ordered NOW!!!!

[Twa Cairpets]

Drafty Undercrackers Need Gusset Enhancements Ordered NOW!!!!

Nice old women

[H18SScottW]

Nice old women

Which Old Men Enjoy Nightly

[Twa Cairpets]

Which Old Men Enjoy Nightly

Nookie in geriatric homes titillates ladies yearnings

[Hiber-nation]

Nookie in geriatric homes titillates ladies yearnings

Yearning Etymologist And Randy Nanny Ignite Naked Genitive Sensations

[Bunter]

Yearning Etymologist And Randy Nanny Ignite Naked Genitive Sensations
Sensuous Etymologist Needs Septuagenarian Acronyms To Imagine Outlandish Necrophiliac Scenarios.

[Hiber-nation]

Sensuous Etymologist Needs Septuagenarian Acronyms To Imagine Outlandish Necrophiliac Scenarios.

:sick: :faint: :no way: :bitchy: :grr: :brickwall: :crazy: :slipper:

Sick Condition Ends Naughty Acronymist's Rancid Imagination - Offender Sectioned.

[Bunter]

:sick: :faint: :no way: :bitchy: :grr: :brickwall: :crazy: :slipper:

Sick Condition Ends Naughty Acronymist's Rancid Imagination - Offender Sectioned.
:faf: :top marks

Sexy Elderly Cosmonaut Travels Into Opulent Nebula Experiencing Disarray.

[Hiber-nation]

:faf: :top marks

Sexy Elderly Cosmonaut Travels Into Opulent Nebula Experiencing Disarray.

Dire Internationals - Scotland Are Rank Rotten, Almost Yam-esque

[Bunter]

Dire Internationals - Scotland Are Rank Rotten, Almost Yam-esque
Youthful Ardour Makes Elderly S****** Quietly Under Examination.

[H18SScottW]

Youthful Ardour Makes Elderly S****** Quietly Under Examination.

Exploratory X-rays are minor inconvenience now action taken internally obstructs normality

[Bunter]

Exploratory X-rays are minor inconvenience now action taken internally obstructs normality
Niceties Observed - Romanov Makes A Lecherous Intervention Towards Youths.

[Twa Cairpets]

Niceties Observed - Romanov Makes A Lecherous Intervention Towards Youths...

...Yeh, opportunistically unloads the Hearts sex-pest.

[Bunter]

...Yeh, opportunistically unloads the Hearts sex-pest.
Seeking Execrable X-rated Photographs - Evil Sc*m Thomson.

[Hiber-nation]

Seeking Execrable X-rated Photographs - Evil Sc*m Thomson.

The Hearts Often Make Sex Offenders Notorious

[Bunter]

The Hearts Often Make Sex Offenders Notorious
Needing Orgasms, The Obese Retiree Is Often Using Strumming.

[DrSpaceMonkey]

Needing Orgasms, The Obese Retiree Is Often Using Strumming. Stan the really unusual minuscule man is now ginormous

[Bunter]

Stan the really unusual minuscule man is now ginormous
Gorgie Ignoramus Naturally Observes Rituals (Masonic) Ordinarily Used Secretively.

[Hiber-nation]

Gorgie Ignoramus Naturally Observes Rituals (Masonic) Ordinarily Used Secretively.

Substitutions Excerable, Calderwood's Rarely Exceeded Total Ineptitude, Vilified Extremely Loudly Yesterday

[Twa Cairpets]

Substitutions Excerable, Calderwood's Rarely Exceeded Total Ineptitude, Vilified Extremely Loudly Yesterday

Yep, EastEnd substitutions terminated expectations, reacted despondently, as yourself.

[Bunter]

Yep, EastEnd substitutions terminated expectations, reacted despondently, as yourself.
Youthful Onanist Undergoes Rubbing Scenario Enabling Licentious Frottaging.

[H18SScottW]

Youthful Onanist Undergoes Rubbing Scenario Enabling Licentious Frottaging.

Fashioning real opportunities tomorrow, Towell and gang incredibly notice goals!

[Twa Cairpets]

Fashioning real opportunities tomorrow, Towell and gang incredibly notice goals!

Grannies often allow lustful suckling.

[Bunter]

Grannies often allow lustful suckling.
Septuagenarians Understand Caressing Knockers Leads Into Nipple Greasing.

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarians Understand Caressing Knockers Leads Into Nipple Greasing.

Grateful retirees enjoy amorous shennanigans in nice gardens

[Bunter]

Grateful retirees enjoy amorous shennanigans in nice gardens
Gorgie Aggro Render Dalry Environment Nastily Substandard.

[Twa Cairpets]

Gorgie Aggro Render Dalry Environment Nastily Substandard.

Sometimes unnervingly, Bunter steadfastly tirades about naughty dearies and randy dotards

[Hiber-nation]

Sometimes unnervingly, Bunter steadfastly tirades about naughty dearies and randy dotards

Deviant Old Twisted Acronymist Regularly Desires Seniors

[H18SScottW]

Deviant Old Twisted Acronymist Regularly Desires Seniors

Seen everything now if Octogenarians rule sensuality

[Bunter]

Seen everything now if Octogenarians rule sensuality
Septuagenarian Enjoys Necrophiliac Sex Underneath A Lamppost In Tartan Yashmak.

[Hiber-nation]

Septugenarian Enjoys Necrophiliac Sex Underneath A Lamppost In Tartan Yashmak.

Yon Acronymist's Sexually Horrible. Matures Are Kindly...

[Twa Cairpets]

Yon Acronymist's Sexually Horrible. Matures Are Kindly...

Kinkiness is definitely notable yearning

[Hiber-nation]

Kinkiness is definitely notable yearning

That was KIDNY, not KINDLY :greengrin

[Bunter]

Yon Acronymist's Sexually Horrible. Matures Are Kindly...
Kneading Indiscriminately Needs Delicate Limbs Yielding.

[Twa Cairpets]

That was KIDNY, not KINDLY:greengrin


Kneading Indiscriminately Needs Delicate Limbs Yielding.

Yes, I etymologised laughably, drinking inhibits normal genius...

[Hiber-nation]

Yes, I etymologised laughably, drinking inhibits normal genius...

:thumbsup:

That was so good I thought it was a comment rather than an acronym

Generally Etymologists Never Imbibe Unusual Spirits

[Twa Cairpets]

:thumbsup:

That was so good I thought it was a comment rather than an acronym

Generally Etymologists Never Imbibe Unusual Spirits

Sometimes Pernod inspires really incredible textual submissions.

(and thank you)

[Hiber-nation]

Sometimes Pernod inspires really incredible textual submissions.

(and thank you)

Several Undiluted Beers May Incite Strange Sensations In Ordinarily Nonindulgent Scribes

[Bunter]

Several Undiluted Beers May Incite Strange Sensations In Ordinarily Nonindulgent Scribes
Septuagenarian Caresses Rabbit In Bunter's Erotic Scenario. :greengrin

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarian Caresses Rabbit In Bunter's Erotic Scenario. :greengrin

Sick. Cunicular eroticism needlessly and repugnantly indecent offering!

[Hiber-nation]

Sick. Cunicular eroticism needlessly and repugnantly indecent offering!

Old Fashioned Family Entertainment Rules In New Game

[H18SScottW]

Old Fashioned Family Entertainment Rules In New Game

Great! Admirably moral, excellent.

[Hiber-nation]

Great! Admirably moral, excellent.

Eloquent Xylophonists Create Excitement, Languid Lithophonists Engender Near Tunelessness

[H18SScottW]

Eloquent Xylophonists Create Excitement, Languid Lithophonists Engender Near Tunelessness

Tubbies usually need extra lettuce every special salad night else suffer sadness

[Twa Cairpets]

Tubbies usually need extra lettuce every special salad night else suffer sadness

Tubbies. :greengrin

ScottW allegedly doesnt nuzzle extra sized slappers.

[Hiber-nation]

Tubbies. :greengrin

ScottW allegedly doesnt nuzzle extra sized slappers.

Stop Lowbrow Acronyms! Perfect Prose Experts Renounce Smuttiness

[H18SScottW]

Tubbies. :greengrin

ScottW allegedly doesnt nuzzle extra sized slappers.

Ahem! :shhhsh!: :blushie:


Stop Lowbrow Acronyms! Perfect Prose Experts Renounce Smuttiness

ScottW mildly underwhelmed to think it needs expressed so sincerely!

[Hiber-nation]

Ahem! :shhhsh!: :blushie:



ScottW mildly underwhelmed to think it needs expressed so sincerely!

Salaciousness Is Not Correct Etymology. Rude Expressions Look Yammish

[H18SScottW]

Salaciousness Is Not Correct Etymology. Rude Expressions Look Yammish

You are mistaken. My indignance stays, honestly.

[Hiber-nation]

You are mistaken. My indignance stays, honestly.

Hiber-nation Opposes Naughty Etymologists Symbolizing Tawdry Lexiconographical Yardsticks

I don't really but a stance needs to be made about Bunter's rabbit-caressing pensioners...:greengrin

[Bunter]

I don't really but a stance needs to be made about Bunter's rabbit-caressing pensioners...:greengrin
Tough. :na na:

Hiber-nation Opposes Naughty Etymologists Symbolizing Tawdry Lexiconographical Yardsticks
Yielding Acronymist Reads Declaration Slating Totally Innocent Comments. Karma Suppressed. :boo hoo:

[Twa Cairpets]

Tough. :na na:

Yielding Acronymist Reads Declaration Slating Totally Innocent Comments. Karma Suppressed. :boo hoo:

Surprisingly unsexually perverted post raises expectations suddenly. Sensible etymologists delighted.

[Bunter]

Surprisingly unsexually perverted post raises expectations suddenly. Sensible etymologists delighted.
:top marks

Dubious Etymologist Loves Indecent Grannies. Hateful Transsexual Etymologists Dissent. :wink:

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Dubious Etymologist Loves Indecent Grannies. Hateful Transsexual Etymologists Dissent. :wink:

Dreadfully Indecent Septuagenarian Salaciousness Emphasises .Net's Tawdriness :wink:

[Twa Cairpets]

Dreadfully Indecent Septuagenarian Salaciousness Emphasises .Net's Tawdriness :wink:

They auld women dont really imbibe nadgers explains Saga spokesperson.

[Hiber-nation]

They auld women dont really imbibe nadgers explains Saga spokesperson.

Sexually Promiscuous Oldies Keech Etymology Sage's Pants. Expectant Rabbits Stare On Nervously

If you can't beat 'em... :rolleyes:

[Bunter]

If you can't beat 'em... :rolleyes:

Good man. Welcome!!! :greengrin

Sexually Promiscuous Oldies Keech Etymology Sage's Pants. Expectant Rabbits Stare On Nervously
Naked Elderly Reveal Various Orifices Unseen Since Last Year.

[Twa Cairpets]

Good man. Welcome!!! :greengrin

Naked Elderly Reveal Various Orifices Unseen Since Last Year.

You evidently admire rabbits

[Hiber-nation]

You evidently admire rabbits

Really Adoring Bunnies, Bunter's Inclined Towards Squirrels

[Bunter]

Really Adoring Bunnies, Bunter's Inclined Towards Squirrels
Septuagenarians Quiver Unduly In Rubber Requiring Extensive Lathering - Swarfega!!!

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarians Quiver Unduly In Rubber Requiring Extensive Lathering - Swarfega!!!

Squirrels will always relish fully engaged geriatric action!

[Hiber-nation]

Squirrels will always relish fully engaged geriatric action!

Alluring Cougars Tempt Innocent Old Nonagenarians

[One Day Soon]

Alluring Cougars Tempt Innocent Old Nonagenarians

No one need accommodate genital extension, nor anal rictus, its all nether sluttiness

[Twa Cairpets]

No one need accommodate genital extension, nor anal rictus, its all nether sluttiness

Simple longing underlines torrid titillation in nineties/eighties erotic sex scenes

[One Day Soon]

Simple longing underlines torrid titillation in nineties/eighties erotic sex scenes

Scientists crave evidence not experiencing soul

[Hiber-nation]

Scientists crave evidence not experiencing soul

Science Offers Ultimate Legitimacy

Just ask Carpets...:wink:

[frazeHFC]

Science Offers Ultimate Legitimacy



Lenient Elderly Girls In Tokyo Issued Me A Creamy Yoghurt

[Twa Cairpets]

Lenient Elderly Girls In Tokyo Issued Me A Creamy Yoghurt

You often get headaches "understanding" religious tosh.

[One Day Soon]

You often get headaches "understanding" religious tosh.

Trite Occamite scientist's hubris

[Twa Cairpets]

Trite Occamite scientist's hubris

:greengrin

How unsurprising. Blustering religionist isn't scientific.

[One Day Soon]

:greengrin

How unsurprising. Blustering religionist isn't scientific.

Silly chump imbibes evidence, not taking in full implications cosmically.

[Twa Cairpets]

Silly chump imbibes evidence, not taking in full implications cosmically.
:top marks

Clueless OneDaySoon sees mysticism is correct. Another laughable loony, yamlike.

I dont really mean you are Yamlike. (Y is just a horrrible letter). The rest is fair enough though...:wink:

[One Day Soon]

:top marks

Clueless OneDaySoon sees mysticism is correct. Another laughable loony, yamlike.

I dont really mean you are Yamlike. (Y is just a horrrible letter). The rest is fair enough though...:wink:

Yodelling antichrist markets lies, I kill Einstein.

[Twa Cairpets]

Yodelling antichrist markets lies, I kill Einstein.

Evolution is non-suspect theory, evidence is natural

[One Day Soon]

Evolution is non-suspect theory, evidence is natural

Nature augmented, theistic understanding reveals amazing law

[Twa Cairpets]

Nature augmented, theistic understanding reveals amazing law

Look. Atheism works.

[One Day Soon]

Look. Atheism works.

Wibbling obsessive rationalists know squat

[Twa Cairpets]

Wibbling obsessive rationalists know squat...

...says quintessentially unbalanced altar toucher

[One Day Soon]

...says quintessentially unbalanced altar toucher

(vg)

touche, odd ultra campaigner hates every religion

[Twa Cairpets]

(vg)

touche, odd ultra campaigner hates every religion
Rationalism eventually leads into genuine interpretation of nature.

[One Day Soon]

Rationalism eventually leads into genuine interpretation of nature.

Nit-picking amanuensis turgidly unfurls regurgitated excreta

[hughio]

Nit-picking amanuensis turgidly unfurls regurgitated excreta

entertainig xenophopic considers racially every turd african

[Twa Cairpets]

entertainig xenophopic considers racially every turd african

Amanuensis? fancy response is certainly amazing nomenclaturism

[Hiber-nation]

Amanuensis? fancy response is certainly amazing nomenclaturism

Fek me, where's Bunter? He'll be raging at this switch from sexy pensioners with pet rabbits to the evolution of man....

Naughty Old Matron's Elephantine Nastily Chafed Legs Administered Tortured Undertaker Revoltingly Indecent Sado Masochism

Sorted :wink:

[Bunter]

Fek me, where's Bunter? He'll be raging at this switch from sexy pensioners with pet rabbits to the evolution of man....

Naughty Old Matron's Elephantine Nastily Chafed Legs Administered Tortured Undertaker Revoltingly Indecent Sado Masochism

Sorted :wink:
Many Aged Slatterns' Orifices Clamp Hands In Sexual Melange.

Aww shucks!!! Did you miss me guys? :greengrin

[Twa Cairpets]

Many Aged Slatterns' Orifices Clamp Hands In Sexual Melange.

Aww shucks!!! Did you miss me guys? :greengrin

Magnificently experienced lexicographer adds new geriatric eroticism.

[Hiber-nation]

Magnificently experienced lexicographer adds new geriatric eroticism.

Etymologist Rarely Offers Tastefulness, Infatuations Constantly Involve Sexy Matures

[Bunter]

Etymologist Rarely Offers Tastefulness, Infatuations Constantly Involve Sexy Matures
Many Aged Thrust Utensils Rectally, Erotically Spearing.

I thangyew!!!!!!

[Hiber-nation]

Many Aged Thrust Utensils Rectally, Erotically Spearing.

I thangyew!!!!!!

:protest:

Sensible Posters Exchange Acronyms, Rarely Inferring Gratuitousness

I think we've been down this road too many times before...

[Twa Cairpets]

:protest:

Sensible Posters Exchange Acronyms, Rarely Inferring Gratuitousness

I think we've been down this road too many times before...

Grannies rarely attract the unlimited infatuation our "unusual" subscriber notoriously extends Sunday - Saturday.

[One Day Soon]

Grannies rarely attract the unlimited infatuation our "unusual" subscriber notoriously extends Sunday - Saturday.

Sexy auntie takes up rear dogging action, yay.

[H18SScottW]

Sexy auntie takes up rear dogging action, yay.

Yes and yahoo!

[One Day Soon]

Yes and yahoo!

Yolks all horny oncomers, oh!

[Twa Cairpets]

Yolks all horny oncomers, oh!

OneDaySoon's humour :rolleyes::wink:

[H18SScottW]

OneDaySoon's humour :rolleyes::wink:

Honestly! Undergarments mostly operate useful roles

[Twa Cairpets]

Honestly! Undergarments mostly operate useful roles

Real ocelots like eating squirrels

[Hiber-nation]

Real ocelots like eating squirrels

Senga Quickly Undressed, Incoherently Rambling Randy Etymologist's Lewd Stanzas

[Twa Cairpets]

Senga Quickly Undressed, Incoherently Rambling Randy Etymologist's Lewd Stanzas

Somnabulists take all nightly zzzzz's around streets.

[One Day Soon]

Somnabulists take all nightly zzzzz's around streets.

Scientologist tasks, reading equals extra tonnage software?

[Twa Cairpets]

Scientologist tasks, reading equals extra tonnage software?

Some opinions fill TwoCarpets with a resigned exasperation

[One Day Soon]

Some opinions fill TwoCarpets with a resigned exasperation

Excessive xerostomia arises specifically post enquiring reading advice, two-carpets in obsessive notion

[Twa Cairpets]

Excessive xerostomia arises specifically post enquiring reading advice, two-carpets in obsessive notion

Nightly obscurities trouble insomniacs or neurotics

[One Day Soon]

Nightly obscurities trouble insomniacs or neurotics

Neural elevation undermines realism of two-carpets' inmost cortex state

[Hiber-nation]

Neural elevation undermines realism of two-carpets' inmost cortex state

Stop Taking Acronyms To Extremes

[One Day Soon]

Stop Taking Acronyms To Extremes

Enlarged xiphoid tumescene royally excites matron's engorged sex

[Twa Cairpets]

Enlarged xiphoid tumescene royally excites matron's engorged sex

Spartans enraged Xenophon

[One Day Soon]

Spartans enraged Xenophon

X? Easy! No ostentatious patois helps order nouns.

[Hiber-nation]

X? Easy! No ostentatious patois helps order nouns.

Namibia Offers Underestimated Nice Scilloideae

[Twa Cairpets]

Namibia Offers Underestimated Nice Scilloideae

Scillodeae? Really?

Samaritans called in likesay. Loquaciousness offered in darned eccentric acronym entry

[One Day Soon]

Scillodeae? Really?

Samaritans called in likesay. Loquaciousness offered in darned eccentric acronym entry

Existentialist nonagenarian triskaidekaphobians revile yahtzee

[Hiber-nation]

Existentialist nonagenarian triskaidekaphobians revile yahtzee

Young Adventurers Hiked To Zanzibar's Eastern Extremities

[One Day Soon]

Young Adventurers Hiked To Zanzibar's Eastern Extremities

Examine xylem, test reaction, ester manufacture, equation theorise, integer enumerate. Scientist

[Hiber-nation]

Examine xylem, test reaction, ester manufacture, equation theorise, integer enumerate. Scientist

Sexy Centenarian Invites Etymologist Nightly To Insanely Severe Thrashings

[One Day Soon]

Sexy Centenarian Invites Etymologist Nightly To Insanely Severe Thrashings

Total hottie rampant, actually seventy, hungrily invades nubile gymnasts shorts

[Hiber-nation]

Total hottie rampant, actually seventy, hungrily invades nubile gymnasts shorts

Sexy Harridian Owns Rather Tastless Suspenders

[One Day Soon]

Sexy Harridian Owns Rather Tastless Suspenders

Septuagenarian undoes silk panties, expressing naturist desire, executing residual sexuality

[Bunter]

Septuagenarian undoes silk panties, expressing naturist desire, executing residual sexuality
Weel done guys. You are embracing the vintage. :wink:

Sordid Etymologist's X-rated Undertakings Attempt Lasciviousness In Tartan Yashmak.

[H18SScottW]

Weel done guys. You are embracing the vintage. :wink:

Sordid Etymologist's X-rated Undertakings Attempt Lasciviousness In Tartan Yashmak.

Yam ar$e Skacel hands Mikoliunas a kazoo

[Hiber-nation]

Yam ar$e Skacel hands Mikoliunas a kazoo

Kangaroos Attacked Zoo's Only Orang-Utan

[H18SScottW]

Kangaroos Attacked Zoo's Only Orang-Utan

Old Ranger Ally needs goals - Uruguayan to arrive November

[Twa Cairpets]

Old Ranger Ally needs goals - Uruguayan to arrive November

Naked octogenarians vividly excite Mr Bunters erotic reminiscences

[Bunter]

Naked octogenarians vividly excite Mr Bunters erotic reminiscences
Hell yeah!!!!!

Redoubtable Elderly Make Indecency Normal. In Some Cases, Eroticism Needs Compliant, Effervescent Seniors.

[Hiber-nation]

Hell yeah!!!!!

Redoubtable Elderly Make Indecency Normal. In Some Cases, Eroticism Needs Compliant, Effervescent Seniors.

Setterday Eftirnin. No-one's Interested. Our Record's Shocking.

[H18SScottW]

Setterday Eftirnin. No-one's Interested. Our Record's Shocking.

See Hibs? Oh crap! Kicking is needed Garry.

[RyeSloan]

See Hibs? Oh crap! Kicking is needed Garry.

Gawd Awful Repulsive Reptilian Yams

[Hiber-nation]

Gawd Awful Repulsive Reptilian Yams

Yesterday - Abject Merricks Salary-less

[H18SScottW]

Yesterday - Abject Merricks Salary-less

Sent away letter against Rod yesterday - like every seasoned shareholder

[Bunter]

Sent away letter against Rod yesterday - like every seasoned shareholder
Septuagenarians Have A Rubber Environment Helping Orifice Leakage Disposal Eco Removal.

[RyeSloan]

Septuagenarians Have A Rubber Environment Helping Orifice Leakage Disposal Eco Removal.

Remote eccentric merrick owns valueless absolute laughingstock

[Hiber-nation]

Remote eccentric merrick owns valueless absolute laughingstock

Leaking Asbestos Under Gable Helps In-breds Noxious Grotesque Stadium Towards Oblivion - Cue Kleenexes

[Twa Cairpets]

Leaking Asbestos Under Gable Helps In-breds Noxious Grotesque Stadium Towards Oblivion - Cue Kleenexes

KY Lube eases entry nightly enabling x-rated erotic stuff

[IndieHibby]

KY Lube eases entry nightly enabling x-rated erotic stuff

Sergio toils under financial frivolities

[Twa Cairpets]

Sergio toils under financial frivolities

Financially reamed, insane Vlad offers Labour imbeciles the "International Edinburgh Stadium"

[One Day Soon]

Financially reamed, insane Vlad offers Labour imbeciles the "International Edinburgh Stadium"

SNP tube avers despot instructions, unfortunate mistake

[IndieHibby]

SNP tube avers despot instructions, unfortunate mistake

Man in suit talks awful keek eternally

[Bunter]

Man in suit talks awful keek eternally
Exotic Terrapin Enters Rectum - Numbness Aids Lubricated Little Yapper.

[Twa Cairpets]

Exotic Terrapin Enters Rectum - Numbness Aids Lubricated Little Yapper.

You appreciate pensioners particular erotic refinements

[One Day Soon]

[QUOTE=Bunter;2959186]

[One Day Soon]

You appreciate pensioners particular erotic refinements

Raffish elderly female invites noisy enlarged male's entry, noxious to see

[Bunter]

Raffish elderly female invites noisy enlarged male's entry, noxious to see
Septuagenarians Enjoy Eroticism.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarians Enjoy Eroticism.

Eggert's Rampant Organ Titillates Incessantly, Creating Incredible Sexual Misadventures

Canny beat a wee bit of nostalgia, eh Bunter :wink:

[One Day Soon]

Eggert's Rampant Organ Titillates Incessantly, Creating Incredible Sexual Misadventures

Canny beat a wee bit of nostalgia, eh Bunter :wink:

My insatiable salami awakens despite vast experimental nocturnal tasks, unrelentingly rampant - excessively so

[Hiber-nation]

My insatiable salami awakens despite vast experimental nocturnal tasks, unrelentingly rampant - excessively so

Skacel's Odious

[Bunter]

Canny beat a wee bit of nostalgia, eh Bunter :wink:
Hell yeah!!!!!! Good times, good times.... :wink:

Skacel's Odious
Orifices Dribble Incessantly - Odours Upset Septuagenarians.

[Hiber-nation]

Hell yeah!!!!!! Good times, good times.... :wink:

Orifices Dribble Incessantly - Odours Upset Septuagenarians.

Sensual Elders Put Tarnished Undergarments Aside, Gasping Energetically. Naughty Acronymist's Rapid Incursion Annoys Nude Seniors

[Twa Cairpets]

Sensual Elders Put Tarnished Undergarments Aside, Gasping Energetically. Naughty Acronymist's Rapid Incursion Annoys Nude Seniors

Sartorial elegance necessitates immaculately ordered raiments Sir!

[Bunter]

Sartorial elegance necessitates immaculately ordered raiments Sir!
Septuagenarian Inflated Rectum.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarian Inflated Rectum.

Rather Eccentric Cleric Teaches Ungodly Misrepresentations

[Twa Cairpets]

Rather Eccentric Cleric Teaches Ungodly Misrepresentations

May I suggest re-addressing every post raising erotic scenarios? Evidently, nonagenarian titillation and tomfoolery invokes ocular nausea sometimes.

[IndieHibby]

May I suggest re-addressing every post raising erotic scenarios? Evidently, nonagenarian titillation and tomfoolery invokes ocular nausea sometimes.

Some old mare's erotic titillation is my ecstatic stimulation

[Hiber-nation]

Some old mare's erotic titillation is my ecstatic stimulation

Sexual Tension Is Making Underperformers Look At Taking Instantly Orgasmic Nutrients

[Bunter]

Sexual Tension Is Making Underperformers Look At Taking Instantly Orgasmic Nutrients
Nonagenarians Undercrackers Tempt Rabid Inuit. Eskimos Never Twang Suspenders.

[Twa Cairpets]

Nonagenarians Undercrackers Tempt Rabid Inuit. Eskimos Never Twang Suspenders.

Salaries usually support players, except neighbours dont earn Russians sovs.

[Bunter]

Salaries usually support players, except neighbours dont earn Russians sovs.
Septuagenarian Ovaries - Very Shrivelled.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarian Ovaries - Very Shrivelled.

Silly Hearts Revelled In Vlad's Expenditure - Eventuality Looks Like Encouraging Demise

[Bunter]

Silly Hearts Revelled In Vlad's Expenditure - Eventuality Looks Like Encouraging Demise
Deviant Eroticism Make Incontinent Seniors Erupt.

[Twa Cairpets]

Deviant Eroticism Make Incontinent Seniors Erupt.

Eroticism ruptures unprepared pensioners testicles

[IndieHibby]

Eroticism ruptures unprepared pensioners testicles

Tynecastle estate-agents said Tesco is considering leasing excrement stand

[Bunter]

Tynecastle estate-agents said Tesco is considering leasing excrement stand
Septuagenarian's Testicles Are Necrotising Daily.

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarian's Testicles Are Necrotising Daily.

Doom awaits impotent, laughable yams.

[Hiber-nation]

Doom awaits impotent, laughable yams.

Yes! Another Merrick's Suicidal!

[Twa Cairpets]

Yes! Another Merrick's Suicidal!

Soporific, unispired, insipid. Calderwood inculcated dullness and laconicism

[Bunter]

Soporific, unispired, insipid. Calderwood inculcated dullness and laconicism
Lapping A Crusty Orifice Normally Incites Copiously Inclement Spewing Moments.

[Twa Cairpets]

Lapping A Crusty Orifice Normally Incites Copiously Inclement Spewing Moments.

Minging orifices mean exotic nuzzlings trigger sickness

[IndieHibby]

Minging orifices mean exotic nuzzlings trigger sickness

Senior-citizen imbibes clarty knocker nourishment, expunges small-intestines 'southwards'

[jodjam]

Senior-citizen imbibes clarty knocker nourishment, expunges small-intestines 'southwards']


still our ugly tynecastle halfwits waffle awkwardly regarding decrepit stand

[Twa Cairpets]

]


still our ugly tynecastle halfwits waffle awkwardly regarding decrepit stand

Surely Tynie's a nightmarish deathtrap?

[--------]

Surely Tynie's a nightmarish deathtrap?

No I Guess Happy Times Might Actually Return If Submariner Hallucinates.

[Twa Cairpets]

No I Guess Happy Times Might Actually Return If Submariner Hallucinates.

:rules: Sorry Doddie - needs to be the last word. Nice effort but the word to acronymised is still "deathtrap"

[Bunter]

Surely Tynie's a nightmarish deathtrap?
During Erotic Action, A Truss Helps To Restrict Anal Plopping.

[Twa Cairpets]

During Erotic Action, A Truss Helps To Restrict Anal Plopping.

Pensioners love oral, particularly prolapsed insides need gratification. :sick:

[Bunter]

Pensioners love oral, particularly prolapsed insides need gratification. :sick:
Gorgie Reprobates Are Totally Insolvent. Financial Institutions Chuckle At Their Incompetency Over Noodles.

[Twa Cairpets]

Gorgie Reprobates Are Totally Insolvent. Financial Institutions Chuckle At Their Incompetency Over Noodles.

Nade obviously overindulged, demanding loads extra servings

[snooky]

Nade obviously overindulged, demanding loads extra servings

Slow Easter Road vendoring is not good service.

[Bunter]

Slow Easter Road vendoring is not good service.
Sensuous Elderly Require Vigorous Illicit Caressing Eternally.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sensuous Elderly Require Vigorous Illicit Caressing Eternally.

Eventually, Tynecastle erodes radically, now a ludicrous liability yamwise.

[Hiber-nation]

Eventually, Tynecastle erodes radically, now a ludicrous liability yamwise.

Your Average Merrick - Witless, Imbecilic, Suckered Effortlessly

[Bunter]

Your Average Merrick - Witless, Imbecilic, Suckered Effortlessly
Erotic Fellatio Fantastic. Orgasms Render Tumescent Length Empty. Swallowing Seed - Lovely? Yeehah!!!

[Hiber-nation]

Erotic Fellatio Fantastic. Orgasms Render Tumescent Length Empty. Swallowing Seed - Lovely? Yeehah!!!

:greengrin :top marks :cb

Yon Etymology Expert Has A Hard-on

[Twa Cairpets]

:greengrin :top marks :cb

Yon Etymology Expert Has A Hard-on

He's always randy, desiring old Nana's

[Hiber-nation]

He's always randy, desiring old Nana's

Nonegenarians Are Naughty Acronymist's Sweethearts

[Bunter]

He's always randy, desiring old Nana's
:agree::agree::agree:

Nonegenarians Are Naughty Acronymist's Sweethearts
:top marks

Septuagenarian Wilfully Enjoys Etymologist's Tender Handling. Easing Arthritic Rheumatics Takes Sensitivity.

[jodjam]

:agree::agree::agree:

:top marks

Septuagenarian Wilfully Enjoys Etymologist's Tender Handling. Easing Arthritic Rheumatics Takes Sensitivity.

Sensually eroused nonagenarians sexual instincts titivate , include viagra, inside trembling yearnings.

[Bunter]

Sensually eroused nonagenarians sexual instincts titivate , include viagra, inside trembling yearnings.
Yelling Earnestly, A Randy Nonagenarian Is Nervously Groping Shaft.

[jodjam]

Yelling Earnestly, A Randy Nonagenarian Is Nervously Groping Shaft.

Stop having ageist fellatio thoughts! :wink:

[Bunter]

Stop having ageist fellatio thoughts! :wink:
nae chance :greengrin

Tynecastle Has Outlived Usefulness. Gorgie Houses Total Suckers.

[jodjam]

nae chance :greengrin

Tynecastle Has Outlived Usefulness. Gorgie Houses Total Suckers.

Septuagenarian's un-washed crusty knickers encourage rigourous scrubbing

[Bunter]

Septuagenarian's un-washed crusty knickers encourage rigourous scrubbing
Septuagenarian Clenches Rearend Until Big Bertha Inserts Nobbly Gherkin.

[jodjam]

Septuagenarian Clenches Rearend Until Big Bertha Inserts Nobbly Gherkin.

glory hole enthusiasts rarely known in nandos

[Hiber-nation]

glory hole enthusiasts rarely known in nandos

Naughty Auntie Nellie Delivers Over-zealous Spankings

[Bunter]

Naughty Auntie Nellie Delivers Over-zealous Spankings
Septuagenarians Prefer Amorous Nuzzling Knowing It Never Goes Stale.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarians Prefer Amorous Nuzzling Knowing It Never Goes Stale.

Small Tadgered Acronymist Loves Elders

[Bunter]

Small Tadgered Acronymist Loves Elders
Etymologist Loves Derogatory Epithets, Ribald Statements.

[jodjam]

Etymologist Loves Derogatory Epithets, Ribald Statements.

Sexual tensions at the etymologist meeting ensured Nellie thoroughly satisfied

[Twa Cairpets]

Sexual tensions at the etymologist meeting ensured Nellie thoroughly satisfied

Sexually aberrant tastes involving sniffing flannels is etymologists dream

[Hiber-nation]

Sexually aberrant tastes involving sniffing flannels is etymologists dream

Do Real Etymologists Admire Matures?

[Bunter]

Do Real Etymologists Admire Matures?
Darn tootin' they do!!!! :greengrin

Melancholy Acronymist Tests Underwear Responsiveness Especially Suspenders.

[Hiber-nation]

Darn tootin' they do!!!! :greengrin

Melancholy Acronymist Tests Underwear Responsiveness Especially Suspenders.

Sexually Underperforming Seniors Pay Etymologist Nightly. Demand Exceeds Reprobate's Supply.....

[Bunter]

Sexually Underperforming Seniors Pay Etymologist Nightly. Demand Exceeds Reprobate's Supply.....
:top marks :faf:

Septuagenarian's Underwear Pliability Pleases Laconic Yachtsman.

[jodjam]

:top marks :faf:

Septuagenarian's Underwear Pliability Pleases Laconic Yachtsman.

You are clearly having titilations, seemingly mostly about nonagenarians.

[Twa Cairpets]

You are clearly having titilations, seemingly mostly about nonagenarians.

Nightly onanistic nudgings about grannies eases needy acronymists randy inclinations and night sweats

[Bunter]

Nightly onanistic nudgings about grannies eases needy acronymists randy inclinations and night sweats
Septuagenarians Willingly Experience Amorous Twocarpets Sensuousness. :wink:

[jodjam]

Septuagenarians Willingly Experience Amorous Twocarpets Sensuousness. :wink:


Supposing etymologist never sustain unsuspecting octogenarian urges, similarly nonogenarians encapsulate subtle sexuality.

[Bunter]

Supposing etymologist never sustain unsuspecting octogenarian urges, similarly nonogenarians encapsulate subtle sexuality.
Septuagenarian Eroticist's X-rated Urges Alters Libidos In Tumescent Youths.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarian Eroticist's X-rated Urges Alters Libidos In Tumescent Youths.

You Often Underperform? Truth Hurts Surely!

:wink:

[jodjam]

You Often Underperform? Truth Hurts Surely!

:wink:



Septuagenarian's unkempt rear entrance literally yawning

[Bunter]

Septuagenarian's unkempt rear entrance literally yawning
:top marks

Yawning Aperture Widens Naturally In Nocturnal Greasing.

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Yawning Aperture Widens Naturally In Nocturnal Greasing.

Grunting Rudely, Etymologist Aims Secretions Into Naked Grannies

[Bunter]

Grunting Rudely, Etymologist Aims Secretions Into Naked Grannies
Gorgie Reprobates Allege Nefarious Nabob Is Embezzling Shareholders.

[Hiber-nation]

Gorgie Reprobates Allege Nefarious Nabob Is Embezzling Shareholders.

Sadly Hearts Aims Regarding European High-flying Obviously Lie Dormant. Effectively Romanov's Skint.

[Bunter]

Sadly Hearts Aims Regarding European High-flying Obviously Lie Dormant. Effectively Romanov's Skint.
:top marks:not worth:not worth

Septuagenarian's Knickers In Naughty Turmoil.

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks:not worth:not worth

Septuagenarian's Knickers In Naughty Turmoil.

Turkey's Up Randy Mature's Orifice. It's Lovely.

[Bunter]

Turkey's Up Randy Mature's Orifice. It's Lovely.
Leching Over Voluptuous Elderly Ladies - Yeehah!!!

[Hiber-nation]

Leching Over Voluptuous Elderly Ladies - Yeehah!!!

Your Elderly Endearments Have Acronymists Heaving

[Bunter]

Your Elderly Endearments Have Acronymists Heaving
Hiber-nation Evidently Attracts Violent Inuits Near Gorgie.

[Hiber-nation]

Hiber-nation Evidently Attracts Violent Inuits Near Gorgie.

Grossly Offensive Reproach Galls Innocent Eskimos

[Bunter]

Grossly Offensive Reproach Galls Innocent Eskimos
Elasticated Septuagenarian Knickers Injure Many Old Soldiers.

[Hiber-nation]

Elasticated Septuagenarian Knickers Injure Many Old Soldiers.

Same Old Lacklustre Dross Is Ensuring Relegation Struggle

[Bunter]

Same Old Lacklustre Dross Is Ensuring Relegation Struggle
Septuagenarian Talcs Rubber Underwear - Getting Greased, Less Enticing.

[jodjam]

Septuagenarian Talcs Rubber Underwear - Getting Greased, Less Enticing.


Etymologist noticed talc , insisting cleanliness important , nimble gamahucheur

[Bunter]

Etymologist noticed talc , insisting cleanliness important , nimble gamahucheur
Gorgie-ite Adherents Manufacture Accounts Hopefully Underestimating Charlatan's Embezzling Upkeep Rentals.

[Hiber-nation]

Gorgie-ite Adherents Manufacture Accounts Hopefully Underestimating Charlatan's Embezzling Upkeep Rentals.

Rampant Etymologist's New To "Alternative" Leisure Scene

[Bunter]

Rampant Etymologist's New To "Alternative" Leisure Scene
Septuagenarian Coprophiliac Eats Nonagenarian's Excrement.

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarian Coprophiliac Eats Nonagenarian's Excrement.

Elderly x-rated cinema romps excite master etymologists nocturnal tugging

[H18sry]

Elderly x-rated cinema romps excite master etymologists nocturnal tugging

The Ugly Gentleman, Gropes Incredibly Naive Grandmother

[Bunter]

The Ugly Gentleman, Gropes Incredibly Naive Grandmother
Geriatric Romps Are Naughtily Delightful - Many Obscene Tuggers Help Explosive Release.

[Twa Cairpets]

Geriatric Romps Are Naughtily Delightful - Many Obscene Tuggers Help Explosive Release.

Raucous eruptions leave etymologist absolutely sated evidently

[Bunter]

Raucous eruptions leave etymologist absolutely sated evidently
Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong Yanker.

[jodjam]

Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong Yanker.

Oh Bunter, I detect a missing 'L' in evidently :greengrin

[Bunter]

Oh Bunter, I detect a missing 'L' in evidently :greengrin
Oops. Well spotted. Quite right sir.

Raucous eruptions leave etymologist absolutely sated evidently
Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong (Lacy) Yanker. :wink:

[jodjam]

Oops. Well spotted. Quite right sir.

Etymologist Voraciously Impales Dubious Elderly Nubile Thong (Lacy) Yanker. :wink:


You are now keeping everyright right :wink:

[Bunter]

You are now keeping everyright :confused: right :wink:
Reduced Intelligence? Gorgie-ites Have Truckloads.

[Hiber-nation]

Reduced Intelligence? Gorgie-ites Have Truckloads.

Terribly Raw Undercarriage Concerns Kiltwearers - Lubricate Often And Don't Scratch :wink:

[jodjam]

Terribly Raw Undercarriage Concerns Kiltwearers - Lubricate Often And Don't Scratch :wink:

Still craving rugged and tough centre half

[Hiber-nation]

Still craving rugged and tough centre half

Hopefully Another Like Franck :wink:

[Bunter]

Hopefully Another Like Franck :wink:
Feeling Randy, A Nonagenarian Needs Caressed Knackers.

[jodjam]

Feeling Randy, A Nonagenarian Needs Caressed Knackers.

Kinky nonagenarians anal caressing keeps etymologist rather sanguine

[Hiber-nation]

Kinky nonagenarians anal caressing keeps etymologist rather sanguine

Saggy Asses Never Give Underpants Intended Natural Elasticity

[Bunter]

Kinky nonagenarians anal caressing keeps etymologist rather sanguine
:not worth


Saggy Asses Never Give Underpants Intended Natural Elasticity
Elderly Lubricated Anal Socket To Increase Capacity In The Yield.

[jodjam]

:not worth


Elderly Lubricated Anal Socket To Increase Capacity In The Yield.

Yawning inside etymologist lacks decorum

[Twa Cairpets]

Yawning inside etymologist lacks decorum

Detiy? Evolution? Consider Occams Razor: unfailing methodology

[Hiber-nation]

Detiy? Evolution? Consider Occams Razor: unfailing methodology

Methinks Etymologist's Theories Have Occasionally Divulged Obvious Liking Of Grandiloquent Yatterings

:duck:

[Bunter]

Methinks Etymologist's Theories Have Occasionally Divulged Obvious Liking Of Grandiloquent Yatterings

:duck:
Yellowing Arthritic Thumbs Tamper Erotically Round Inuit Nonagenarian's Gusset Seams.

[Hiber-nation]

Yellowing Arthritic Thumbs Tamper Erotically Round Inuit Nonagenarian's Gusset Seams.

Shifty Etymologist Awakens Mature Somnambulists

[Bunter]

Shifty Etymologist Awakens Mature Somnambulists
Septuagenarian Onanists Make Noises And Moans Believing Ululations Lift Intensity Skywards Thrusting Sensuously.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarian Onanists Make Noises And Moans Believing Ululations Lift Intensity Skywards Thrusting Sensuously.

Silly Eastend Numpties Seriously Underestimated Our Uproarious Support's Largeness Yesterday

[Twa Cairpets]

Silly Eastend Numpties Seriously Underestimated Our Uproarious Support's Largeness Yesterday

Yes, Edinburgh superstars triumphed easily, reaming Dumfermline artfully. Yeehah!

[Bunter]

Yes, Edinburgh superstars triumphed easily, reaming Dumfermline artfully. Yeehah!
Younger Etymologists Envy Hardcore Aged Humpers!!