Acronyms game

[Bunter]

Elderly Lady Didn't Expect Randy Lexicographer's Yelping
Yellow Excrement Leaves Particles In Nike's Grooves.

[Hiber-nation]

Yellow Excrement Leaves Particles In Nike's Grooves.

Grotesquely Ranting Orange Order's Verses Ensure Sectarianism

[fat freddy]

Grotesquely Ranting Orange Order's Verses Ensure Sectarianism

Securing English Championship Title And Realising International Ambitions Needs Incredibly Successful Mentality

[Bunter]

Securing English Championship Title And Realising International Ambitions Needs Incredibly Successful Mentality
:top marks:thumbsup:

Meanwhile, Etymologist Needs To Amend Lots In This Yarn.

[fat freddy]

:top marks:thumbsup:
Meanwhile, Etymologist Needs To Amend Lots In This Yarn.


Your Acroynyms Require Nutrition

[Hiber-nation]

Your Acroynyms Require Nutrition

Nobody Understands The Rather Incoherent Talks Involving Other Nations

[fat freddy]

Nobody Understands The Rather Incoherent Talks Involving Other Nations

Nazi's Attempted To Indoctrinate Only Non Semitics.

[Bunter]

Nazi's Attempted To Indoctrinate Only Non Semitics.
Some Etymologists Make Inappropriate Texts Into Clarty Smut.

[fat freddy]

Some Etymologists Make Inappropriate Texts Into Clarty Smut.

Speedos Mutilate Underwater Testicles

[Bunter]

Speedos Mutilate Underwater Testicles
:top marks

Thrusting Energetically Sends Testicles Into Collision Leaving Explosive Stains.

[fat freddy]

:top marks

Thrusting Energetically Sends Testicles Into Collision Leaving Explosive Stains.:spammy:

Sagging Testicles Ache If Not Sucked

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Thrusting Energetically Sends Testicles Into Collision Leaving Explosive Stains.:spammy:

Sagging Testicles Ache If Not Sucked

Soiled Underpants Can Kill Erotic Desires

[Bunter]

Soiled Underpants Can Kill Erotic Desires
Donning Elasticated Skiddies Is Risking Effluence Staining.

[Hiber-nation]

Donning Elasticated Skiddies Is Risking Effluence Staining.

Sexual Tension And Impotence Normally Inhibits Night-time Grunts

[Bunter]

Sexual Tension And Impotence Normally Inhibits Night-time Grunts
Geriatric Rooting Unsettles Neighbours' Teatime Sandwiches.

[Twa Cairpets]

Geriatric Rooting Unsettles Neighbours' Teatime Sandwiches.

Saucy antics need disturbingly weird input, critically Hopi ear-candling stuff.

[fat freddy]

Saucy antics need disturbingly weird input, critically Hopi ear-candling stuff.

****ging Transexuals Unhinges Fat Freddy

[Bunter]

****ging Transexuals Unhinges Fat Freddy
Freddy Reveals Excoriating Disgust Drag-artists Yield

[fat freddy]

Freddy Reveals Excoriating Disgust Drag-artists Yield

Yes, I Enjoy Large Dildo's

[Twa Cairpets]

Yes, I Enjoy Large Dildo's

Disturbing image laddie, deeply offensive scenario.

[fat freddy]

Disturbing image laddie, deeply offensive scenario.

Senior Citizenship Ensures Nocturnal Activity Requires Inflatable Objects

[Hiber-nation]

Disturbing image laddie, deeply offensive scenario.

Senior Citizenship Ensures Nocturnal Activity Requires Inflatable Objects

Odious Big Jobbies Emit Completely Terrible Stench

Freddy, your quote function isnae working....

[Bunter]

Odious Big Jobbies Emit Completely Terrible Stench
Sexy Trumpet Emissions Normally Cause Hatred.

[snooky]

Sexy Trumpet Emissions Normally Cause Hatred.

Hearts Acknowledge Tynecastle's Rightfully Edinburgh's Disgrace

[Bunter]

Hearts Acknowledge Tynecastle's Rightfully Edinburgh's Disgrace
Dunces, Subhumans, Inbreds - Gorgie Residents All Can't Evolve.

[H18sry]

Dunces, Subhumans, Inbreds - Gorgie Residents All Can't Evolve.

Every Volcano, Openly Loves Volcanic Eruption's

[Twa Cairpets]

Every Volcano, Openly Loves Volcanic Eruption's

Eggert reaches under Palazuelos's testicles in offputting nudity scandal

[Bunter]

Eggert reaches under Palazuelos's testicles in offputting nudity scandal
:top marks:faf:

Squashed Conkers Alter Nutsack's Dimensions And Liberty.

[Sherlock Jones]

:top marks:faf:

Squashed Conkers Alter Nutsack's Dimensions And Liberty.

Lousy Inbred Bampots Endlessly Revere The Yams

[Bunter]

Lousy Inbred Bampots Endlessly Revere The Yams
Yams Are Moronic Suckers.

[Sherlock Jones]

Yams Are Moronic Suckers.

Stick Up celtc Kilts Every Righteous Shoe

[H18sry]

Stick Up celtc Kilts Every Righteous Shoe

Satan Hates Our Establishmentarianism

[Sherlock Jones]

Satan Hates Our Establishmentarianism

Every Single Time A Bloody Little Idiot Says Hearts (Midlothian) Entire Nations Tingle And Retch In A Nasty Ill Spasm - Mental

[Bunter]

Satan Hates Our Establishmentarianism
Etymologist Starts Texting Acronyms 'Bout Lasciviousness In Septuagenarian Households. Many Elderly Nurture Trysts And Rendevous In Afterlife. Necrophilia Is Sexually Moribund.

[Bunter]

Etymologist Starts Texting Acronyms 'Bout Lasciviousness In Septuagenarian Households. Many Elderly Nurture Trysts And Rendevous In Afterlife. Necrophilia Is Sexually Moribund.
It took me too long to work that out so I'm not taking it out!!!!! :greengrin


Every Single Time A Bloody Little Idiot Says Hearts (Midlothian) Entire Nations Tingle And Retch In A Nasty Ill Spasm - Mental
Many Elderly Need Testicular Alteration Latterly.

[fat freddy]

Satan Hates Our Establishmentarianism



wow!....this may take some time....ok,here goes


Every Single Time A Boardroom Lackey Issues Sensationalist Hyperbole Mentioning Erecting New Tynecastle Ampitheatre Reality Interferes And New Infrastructure Seldom Materialises....

i'm going for a wee lie down now.

[Sherlock Jones]

Many Elderly Need Testicular Alteration Latterly.

Long Are The Tribulations Easter Road Lands You

[Bunter]

Long Are The Tribulations Easter Road Lands You
Yams - Outstanding Ugliness.

[Sherlock Jones]

Yams - Outstanding Ugliness.

Unctuous Gorgie Lamebrains Incite Negative Energy Slime Strike

[Bunter]

Unctuous Gorgie Lamebrains Incite Negative Energy Slime Strike
"Who you gonna call..........? Yambusters!!!!" :greengrin

Septuagenarian Temperature Rises In Kaluki Escapade.

[Sherlock Jones]

Septuagenarian Temperature Rises In Kaluki Escapade.

Eating Some Contaminated Apple Pie Activates Digestive Ejectamenta

[Bunter]

Eating Some Contaminated Apple Pie Activates Digestive Ejectamenta
Great word!!!! :greengrin

Enormous Juvenile Excrement Causes Total Abhorrence. Major Emission Needs Tackling Athletically.

[Twa Cairpets]

Eating Some Contaminated Apple Pie Activates Digestive Ejectamenta

Elderly Juno's excite certain tastes and mean endless nightly tiffin action.

Bugger, seconds too late...

Enormous Juvenile Excrement Causes Total Abhorrence. Major Emission Needs Tackling Athletically.

Amorous trysts have left etymologist totally insensate 'cause aged ladies love you

[Bunter]

Amorous trysts have left etymologist totally insensate 'cause aged ladies love you
You know it's true. :greengrin

Yodelling Often Upsets.

[Sherlock Jones]

You know it's true. :greengrin

Yodelling Often Upsets.

Uncle Peter Stole Electric Train Set.

[Bunter]

Uncle Peter Stole Electric Train Set.
Always thought there was something shifty about him.

Sumo Experiences Trauma.

[Sherlock Jones]

Sumo Experiences Trauma.

Tricky Robber Absconds Up My Alley.

[H18sry]

Tricky Robber Absconds Up My Alley.

Alison Legally Led English Yachtswoman

[Bunter]

Alison Legally Led English Yachtswoman
Youthful Athletes Collect Hotties That Sensually Writhe Over Man's Apparent Nudity.

[Sherlock Jones]

Youthful Athletes Collect Hotties That Sensually Writhe Over Man's Apparent Nudity.

Never Underestimate Dragons In The Yukon.

[H18sry]

Youthful Athletes Collect Hotties That Sensually Writhe Over Man's Apparent Nudity.

Norman Urquhart Drives Irresponsibly Towards Yugoslavia

[Bunter]

Norman Urquhart Drives Irresponsibly Towards Yugoslavia
Yodelling Usually Gives Off Sounds Like A Violent Indian Assault.

[fat freddy]

Yodelling Usually Gives Off Sounds Like A Violent Indian Assault.

Asbestos Situation Scandalous At Utterly Loathsome Tynecastle

[Hiber-nation]

Asbestos Situation Scandalous At Utterly Loathsome Tynecastle

The Yams Never Ever Complete A Signing That's Legitimate Expenditure

[Twa Cairpets]

The Yams Never Ever Complete A Signing That's Legitimate Expenditure

:top marks

Eventually x-rated porn nurtures dependencies in turgidly unusual "romantic" enterprises

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Eventually x-rated porn nurtures dependencies in turgidly unusual "romantic" enterprises

Evil Natured Tiger Entered Reticent Puma's Inhabitation Slowly, Eventually Savaging

Surely the first ever reticent puma in the acronyms game?!

[fat freddy]

Evil Natured Tiger Entered Reticent Puma's Inhabitation Slowly, Eventually Savaging

Surely the first ever reticent puma in the acronyms game?!

you wasted a good opportunity to bring Rod Petrie into your acronym...i'd have a Rod Petrie before a Reticent Puma any day

Securing A Victory At Gorgie Is Next Goal

[Twa Cairpets]

you wasted a good opportunity to bring Rod Petrie into your acronym...i'd have a Rod Petrie before a Reticent Puma any day

Securing A Victory At Gorgie Is Next Goal



Gargantuan orifices allow lewdness

Reticent Puma (http://www.flickr.com/photos/terry_mercer/2894273756/)

[Bunter]

Gargantuan orifices allow lewdness
Liberal Expression Will Doubtlessly Necessitate Evangelical Short Sightedness.

[Hiber-nation]

Liberal Expression Will Doubtlessly Necessitate Evangelical Short Sightedness.

Sometimes Ibrox Gives Hibbies Tremendous Excitement, Declaring Nasty Evil Sectarians Silenced

[Jim44]

Sometimes Ibrox Gives Hibbies Tremendous Excitement, Declaring Nasty Evil Sectarians Silenced

Speaking in low evocative nuances creates erotic desires.

[Bunter]

Speaking in low evocative nuances creates erotic desires.
Dancing Exotically Sends Inuits Romping Ecstatically Southward.

[H18SScottW]

Dancing Exotically Sends Inuits Romping Ecstatically Southward.

Submariners out under the Humber will awkwardly repeat direction

[Bunter]

Submariners out under the Humber will awkwardly repeat direction
Dancing Inuits Realise Experience Counts Toward Igloos Over North.

[H18SScottW]

Dancing Inuits Realise Experience Counts Toward Igloos Over North.

Newly owed remunerations terminates Hearts

[Hiber-nation]

Newly owed remunerations terminates Hearts

Hibs Efforts Are Rewarded - Top Six!!

[Jim44]

Hibs Efforts Are Rewarded - Top Six!!

So it's Xmas?

[Hiber-nation]

So it's Xmas?

Xylophones Make Awesome Sounds

[fat freddy]

Xylophones Make Awesome Sounds

Standing Outside Under Neonlights Depressed Smokers

[Bunter]

Standing Outside Under Neonlights Depressed Smokers
Surgery Makes Orbtastic Knockers. Exercise Ruins Symmetry.

[fat freddy]

Surgery Makes Orbtastic Knockers. Exercise Ruins Symmetry.


Sacking Yogi Meant More Enthusiastic Training Regarding Youths

[Twa Cairpets]

[/B]


Sacking Yogi Meant More Enthusiastic Training Regarding Youths


Yummy orbs usually tremendously helped surgically

[Bunter]

Yummy orbs usually tremendously helped surgically
Surgical Uplifts Refresh Globes Impressively Causing Added Lovely Lycra Yield.

[Twa Cairpets]

Surgical Uplifts Refresh Globes Impressively Causing Added Lovely Lycra Yield.

Yes, I encourage lovely DD's

[Hiber-nation]

Yes, I encourage lovely DD's

Donald Ducked Scotland

[fat freddy]

Donald Ducked Scotland

Scotland Couldn't Overcome, Tactically Levein Always Negatively Defensive

[Bunter]

Scotland Couldn't Overcome, Tactically Levein Always Negatively Defensive
Double Ended Fixture Enables Naked Sensations In Violent Environment.

[Hiber-nation]

Double Ended Fixture Enables Naked Sensations In Violent Environment.

Ecstatic Nude Vicar Is Rogering Old Naughty Matron, Excited Nuns Twitter.

[Bunter]

Ecstatic Nude Vicar Is Rogering Old Naughty Matron, Excited Nuns Twitter.
Treating Women Insensitively Takes Talented Enduring Recidivism.

[Twa Cairpets]

Treating Women Insensitively Takes Talented Enduring Recidivism.

Relentlessly entertaining, Calderwoods incredible dynamism inspires victory in Sundays match

[Bunter]

Relentlessly entertaining, Calderwoods incredible dynamism inspires victory in Sundays match
Many Actors Take Cocaine Heavily.

[fat freddy]

Many Actors Take Cocaine Heavily.

Hash Ecstasy And Viagra Invoke Lustful Yearnings

[Bunter]

Hash Ecstasy And Viagra Invoke Lustful Yearnings
Yellow Excrement??? A-hole Reacting Nastily In Nutrient Gap Situation.

[H18sry]

Yellow Excrement??? A-hole Reacting Nastily In Nutrient Gap Situation.

Shoot's In To Unguarded Area,Team Increases Overall Nattiness

[Hiber-nation]

Shoot's In To Unguarded Area,Team Increases Overall Nattiness

Neymar's Attempted Tartanarmy Taunt Is Not Even Slightly Substantiated

[Twa Cairpets]

Neymar's Attempted Tartanarmy Taunt Is Not Even Slightly Substantiated

Sexually unusual Bunter sometimes transmits aged nooky teasers in acronyms thread, earning derision.

[Hiber-nation]

Sexually unusual Bunter sometimes transmits aged nooky teasers in acronyms thread, earning derision.

Does Eggert Relax In Suso's Insipid Old Negligee?

[Bunter]

Sexually unusual Bunter sometimes transmits aged nooky teasers in acronyms thread, earning derision.
Why thank you kind sir. :greengrin


Does Eggert Relax In Suso's Insipid Old Negligee?
Nervous Elderly Gentleman Loves Inciting Gorilla Excitement Erotically.

[Hiber-nation]

Why thank you kind sir. :greengrin


Nervous Elderly Gentleman Loves Inciting Gorilla Excitement Erotically.

Etymologist's Rather Odd Tendencies Incite Crinklies And Lustful Lesbians Yearlong

[Twa Cairpets]

Etymologist's Rather Odd Tendencies Incite Crinklies And Lustful Lesbians Yearlong

Yearning earnestly, amateur randy ladies often needlessly giggle

[ancient hibee]

Yearning earnestly, amateur randy ladies often needlessly giggle
George Is Gasping Gigolo Leading Entertainment.

[Bunter]

George Is Gasping Gigolo Leading Entertainment.
Elderly Nudists Traumatise Everyone's Reality, Trumping All Incipient Neurological Messages Exhibiting Nubile Totty.

[fat freddy]

[QUOTE=Bunter;2775200]Elderly Nudists Traumatise Everyone's Reality, Trumping All Incipient Neurological Messages Exhibiting Nubile Totty

Top Of The Table Yearnings

[ancient hibee]

[QUOTE=Bunter;2775200]Elderly Nudists Traumatise Everyone's Reality, Trumping All Incipient Neurological Messages Exhibiting Nubile Totty

Top Of The Table Yearnings
Yet Every Analyst Realises Nothing In Nature Gives Satisfaction

[Jim44]

[QUOTE=fat freddy;2775588]
Yet Every Analyst Realises Nothing In Nature Gives Satisfaction

Such a term is seriously fatuous and can terminate in obsessional nightmares.

[Twa Cairpets]

Such a term is seriously fatuous and can terminate in obsessional nightmares.

Nade is gone. Hibs tunesmiths mourn a rotundly entertaining superstar.

[Bunter]

Nade is gone. Hibs tunesmiths mourn a rotundly entertaining superstar.
Supersized Underwear Prevents Evidently Rotund Striker Taking Any Relief.

[ancient hibee]

Supersized Underwear Prevents Evidently Rotund Striker Taking Any Relief.
Ready everybody?Let in elephant feet.

[Bunter]

Ready everybody?Let in elephant feet.
Foreign Embezzler Entrances Tynecastle.

[Twa Cairpets]

Foreign Embezzler Entrances Tynecastle.

Trampy yambirds never ever can activate sexual thoughts - loathsome exhibits.

[Bunter]

Trampy yambirds never ever can activate sexual thoughts - loathsome exhibits.
Elderly's X-rated Habits Include Biting Into Testicular Sacks.

[Twa Cairpets]

Elderly's X-rated Habits Include Biting Into Testicular Sacks.

Some acronymists create kaleidoscopic submissions

[Jim44]

Some acronymists create kaleidoscopic submissions

Seriously under-rated by many, I somehow suspect I over-rate Nade's skill.

[Bunter]

Seriously under-rated by many, I somehow suspect I over-rate Nade's skill.
Sparkly Knickers Inhibit Lover's Libido.

[Hiber-nation]

Sparkly Knickers Inhibit Lover's Libido.

Loopy Invernesian Butcher Ingests Dogs Offal

[Twa Cairpets]

Loopy Invernesian Butcher Ingests Dogs Offal

Offsides. Fouls. Freekicks. All laws.

[ancient hibee]

Offsides. Fouls. Freekicks. All laws.
loquacious advocate wants shooting.

[Bunter]

loquacious advocate wants shooting.
Septuagenarians' Hairy Orifices Obscure Three Inuit Nudists' Genitalia.

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarians' Hairy Orifices Obscure Three Inuit Nudists' Genitalia.

Golly! Eskimo's nakedness is terrifically adventurous, leaving icey asses

[ancient hibee]

Golly! Eskimo's nakedness is terrifically adventurous, leaving icey asses
Alleluia!Saucy sexagenarian establishes satisfaction.

[Hiber-nation]

Alleluia!Saucy sexagenarian establishes satisfaction.

Sometimes Amourous Tranent Inhabitants Seek Flagellation At Cousland. This, Inexplicably, Offends No-one.

[Jim44]

Sometimes Amourous Tranent Inhabitants Seek Flagellation At Cousland. This, Inexplicably, Offends No-one.

New owners offer new experiences.

[ancient hibee]

New owners offer new experiences.
Every x-rayed ***** explodes.Radiologist is entranced.Nevertheless crisis escalates substantially.

[Hiber-nation]

Every x-rayed ***** explodes.Radiologist is entranced.Nevertheless crisis escalates substantially.

Subhuman Undertaker Buried Several Thousand Aliens, Nastily Tombstoning Interlopers And Laughing Loathsomely Yearlong

[ancient hibee]

Subhuman Undertaker Buried Several Thousand Aliens, Nastily Tombstoning Interlopers And Laughing Loathsomely Yearlong
Yes Earthling A Rectal Lozenge Obviously Needs Greasing.

[Bunter]

Yes Earthling A Rectal Lozenge Obviously Needs Greasing.
Gorgie Reprobates Exercise Asinine Stupidity In Normal Gradations.

[ancient hibee]

Gorgie Reprobates Exercise Asinine Stupidity In Normal Gradations.
Get Real Alien!Don't Ask To Inspect Others Natural Secretions.

[Bunter]

Get Real Alien!Don't Ask To Inspect Others Natural Secretions.
:top marks

Sexual Excretions Collect Round Extra Toes In Obscure New Shoes.

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Sexual Excretions Collect Round Extra Toes In Obscure New Shoes.

Surely Hearts Owe Exchequer Squillions?

[Bunter]

Surely Hearts Owe Exchequer Squillions?
Septuagenarian Quite Upset In Love Liaison Involving Obese Norwegian Surveyor.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarian Quite Upset In Love Liaison Involving Obese Norwegian Surveyor.

Seafaring Ullapudlian Reveals Very Elegant Yacht On River

[R'Albin]

Seafaring Ullapudlian Reveals Very Elegant Yacht On River
really Infrequent viagra ever required

[Bunter]

really Infrequent viagra ever required
Rubber "Envelope" Quickly Used Is Rarely Enjoyable Dunking.

[ancient hibee]

Rubber "Envelope" Quickly Used Is Rarely Enjoyable Dunking.
Down Under Native Knowledge Instructs Nightly Grappling.

[Hiber-nation]

Down Under Native Knowledge Instructs Nightly Grappling.

Gramo Regularly Attends Pensioner Parties, Lustily Inciting Naked Grannies

[Twa Cairpets]

Gramo Regularly Attends Pensioner Parties, Lustily Inciting Naked Grannies

Geriatric ravers are needing nightly inspired exotic scintillations

[ancient hibee]

Geriatric ravers are needing nightly inspired exotic scintillations
So Carruthers It's Now Time I Lashed Lawrence And Thomas In One Neat Sequence.

[Bunter]

So Carruthers It's Now Time I Lashed Lawrence And Thomas In One Neat Sequence.
Septuagenarians Exhale Quietly Using Energy Not Currently Emitted.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarians Exhale Quietly Using Energy Not Currently Emitted.

Enraged Mourinho's In Trouble, Tirade's Entirely Defamatory

[Bunter]

Enraged Mourinho's In Trouble, Tirade's Entirely Defamatory
Dog Excrement Always Mandatory At Tynecastle Or Romanov's Yacht.

[Hiber-nation]

Dog Excrement Always Mandatory At Tynecastle Or Romanov's Yacht.

Yams Abide Crummy Hole, Tynecastle

[Twa Cairpets]

Yams Abide Crummy Hole, Tynecastle

Tomato yoghurt never endears customers at some terrible lowgrade eateries

[Hiber-nation]

Tomato yoghurt never endears customers at some terrible lowgrade eateries

:greengrin

Eating Apple Turnovers Eventually Results In Enormous Stomach

[ancient hibee]

:greengrin

Eating Apple Turnovers Eventually Results In Enormous Stomach
Such Tales Obviously Make A Chap Hungry

[Hiber-nation]

Such Tales Obviously Make A Chap Hungry

Huns - Ugly Neanderthal Goons, Reviled Yearlong

[Bunter]

Huns - Ugly Neanderthal Goons, Reviled Yearlong
Youthful Exuberance Always Realises Licentiousness Or Naked Grinding.

[ancient hibee]

Youthful Exuberance Always Realises Licentiousness Or Naked Grinding.
Gosh.Really I'm Not Doing It.No Grandstanding.

[Hiber-nation]

Gosh.Really I'm Not Doing It.No Grandstanding.

Grandad's Rogering Auntie Nellie, Doughtily Standing To Attention, Not Dribbling Into Nether Garments

[Bunter]

Grandad's Rogering Auntie Nellie, Doughtily Standing To Attention, Not Dribbling Into Nether Garments
German Athletes Regularly Make Execrable Naked Televisual Shockers.

[Twa Cairpets]

German Athletes Regularly Make Execrable Naked Televisual Shockers.

Sadly, Hiber-nation often contributes kindergartenesque etymologically ribald submissions.

:wink:Not really, Hiber-nation...

[Hiber-nation]

Sadly, Hiber-nation often contributes kindergartenesque etymologically ribald submissions.

:wink:Not really, Hiber-nation...

:greengrin

Subscriber's Unusually Brazen Mullings Infer Silly Salaciousness - I'm Outraged! No Seriously...

[Twa Cairpets]

:greengrin

Subscriber's Unusually Brazen Mullings Infer Silly Salaciousness - I'm Outraged! No Seriously...

:top marks

Sometimes etymologists raunchy interjections outrage "unusual" screenwriters like you.

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Sometimes etymologists raunchy interjections outrage "unusual" screenwriters like you.

You're Obviously Unabashed

[ancient hibee]

You're Obviously Unabashed


Unless Numpties Are Battered And Smashed Higher Education Disappoints.

[fat freddy]

Unless Numpties Are Battered And Smashed Higher Education Disappoints.

Despite Insinuations Suggesting Ageism, Peter Pan Occasionaly Invites Nonagenarians To Stay

[Bunter]

Despite Insinuations Suggesting Ageism, Peter Pan Occasionaly Invites Nonagenarians To Stay
Septuagenarians Tempt Athletic Youths.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarians Tempt Athletic Youths.

Yeasty Old Underpants Tease Horny Swingers

[ancient hibee]

Yeasty Old Underpants Tease Horny Swingers
So When It's Night Geriatric Entertainers Routinely Salivate.

[Bunter]

So When It's Night Geriatric Entertainers Routinely Salivate.
Suso's Anal Lubrication Is Variable According To Eggert.

[Hiber-nation]

Suso's Anal Lubrication Is Variable According To Eggert.

Etymologist Goads Grannies Excessively, Randy Teaser

[Bunter]

Etymologist Goads Grannies Excessively, Randy Teaser
Tramp's Erotic And Sexual Events Repulse.

[fat freddy]

Tramp's Erotic And Sexual Events Repulse.


Regularly Ejaculating Pensioner Usually Leaves Subject Exhausted

[Hiber-nation]

Regularly Ejaculating Pensioner Usually Leaves Subject Exhausted

:thumbsup:

Exhibit X - Hearts. An Unbelievably Sheidt Team, Essentially Defunct

[ancient hibee]

:thumbsup:

Exhibit X - Hearts. An Unbelievably Sheidt Team, Essentially Defunct
Desperate.Edinburgh Football Unit Needs Cohesive Training.

[Bunter]

Desperate.Edinburgh Football Unit Needs Cohesive Training.
Tattered Rectum Allows Insertion Nightly If Not Guarded.

[Hiber-nation]

Tattered Rectum Allows Insertion Nightly If Not Guarded.

:shocked:

Groaning Unceremoniously, Acronymist Rogers Donkey, Ee-awing Delightedly

[Twa Cairpets]

:shocked:

Groaning Unceremoniously, Acronymist Rogers Donkey, Ee-awing Delightedly

Derelicting etymologists leave ingenious, generally highbrow thread effectively denying laudatory yahoos

[Bunter]

Derelicting etymologists leave ingenious, generally highbrow thread effectively denying laudatory yahoos
Yellowing Aged Harridan Obstructs Orgasmic Sphincter.

[Hiber-nation]

Yellowing Aged Harridan Obstructs Orgasmic Sphincter.

Sometimes Pensioners Have Incredibly Natural Comatoseness, Terrifying Etymology Reporter

[Twa Cairpets]

Sometimes Pensioners Have Incredibly Natural Comatoseness, Terrifying Etymology Reporter

Rangers eschew Popery, often reciting tunes explicitly rancid

[Hiber-nation]

Rangers eschew Popery, often reciting tunes explicitly rancid

Rangers Are Nefarious, Celtic Indisputibly Detestable

[Twa Cairpets]

Rangers Are Nefarious, Celtic Indisputibly Detestable

Dundonians enjoyably terminated expected silverware triumph - Albert's brilliance left emptiness

[Hiber-nation]

Dundonians enjoyably terminated expected silverware triumph - Albert's brilliance left emptiness

:thumbsup:

Every Merrick's Pitiful Tears Induced Notably Ecstatic Side-splitting Shindigs

[Bunter]

:thumbsup:

Every Merrick's Pitiful Tears Induced Notably Ecstatic Side-splitting Shindigs
Sexy Hospital Inspector Nestles Doctor's Inestimable Gonads - Shocker.

[Hiber-nation]

Sexy Hospital Inspector Nestles Doctor's Inestimable Gonads - Shocker.

Suso Has Often Caressed Kyle's Erect Raspberries

[Baldy Foghorn]

Suso Has Often Caressed Kyle's Erect Raspberries

Rods a stupid plonker because easter road really is empty somedays

[Jim44]

Rods a stupid plonker because easter road really is empty somedays

Spectators often miss exciting days at yon stadium.

[Hiber-nation]

Spectators often miss exciting days at yon stadium.

Stinking Tynecastle's Absolutely Disgusting, Inhabiting Ugly Merricks

[Bunter]

Stinking Tynecastle's Absolutely Disgusting, Inhabiting Ugly Merricks
Morose Etymologist's Rubberized Rear Inhumanely Collects Knickers - Strewth!!!!

[fat freddy]

Morose Etymologist's Rubberized Rear Inhumanely Collects Knickers - Strewth!!!!

Season Ticket Renewal Expectations Were Tremendously High

[Baldy Foghorn]

Morose Etymologist's Rubberized Rear Inhumanely Collects Knickers - Strewth!!!!

Season Ticket Renewal Expectations Were Tremendously High

Hertz invariably got humped

[fat freddy]

[QUOTE=fat freddy;2821105]

Hertz invariably got humped


Hibs Under Mowbray Penetrated Excellent Defences

[Bunter]

Hibs Under Mowbray Penetrated Excellent Defences
Dribbling Excrement Forces Even N-section Cocks' Exit Strategy.

[fat freddy]

Dribbling Excrement Forces Even N-section Cocks' Exit Strategy.

Season Ticket Renewal At Tynecastle Excites Gullible Yams

[Hiber-nation]

Season Ticket Renewal At Tynecastle Excites Gullible Yams

Yams Are Misguided Simpletons

[Twa Cairpets]

Yams Are Misguided Simpletons

Sometimes I muse, pondering life, essentially thinking on new subjects...

[Hiber-nation]

Sometimes I muse, pondering life, essentially thinking on new subjects...

Strange Uncle Bunter's Journey Envisages Craftily Titillating Seniors

[Twa Cairpets]

Strange Uncle Bunter's Journey Envisages Craftily Titillating Seniors

Soapdodging egit Lennon is obnoxiously runty scrote

[Hiber-nation]

Soapdodging egit Lennon is obnoxiously runty scrote

Sebastian Coe Retails Olympic Tickets Erroneously

[Bunter]

Strange Uncle Bunter's Journey Envisages Craftily Titillating Seniors
Cheers :thumbsup:


Sebastian Coe Retails Olympic Tickets Erroneously
Etymologist Repudiates Romanov's Outrageous Narrative. Execrable Obfuscation Upsets Supporters' Legal Yearnings.

[Hiber-nation]

Cheers :thumbsup:


Etymologist Repudiates Romanov's Outrageous Narrative. Execrable Obfuscation Upsets Supporters' Legal Yearnings.

Yams Empathy At Rancid Nonce Is No Great Surprise

[Bunter]

Yams Empathy At Rancid Nonce Is No Great Surprise
That is quality etymology sir. :top marks

Stridently Unrealistic, Romanov's Pathetic Rhetoric Instils Shock Everywhere.

[Twa Cairpets]

That is quality etymology sir. :top marks

Stridently Unrealistic, Romanov's Pathetic Rhetoric Instils Shock Everywhere.

Escalating venom expected re-Yam who has excerably revolting emails

Bugger - beaten by seconds...


Effortlessly Vlad Exploits Risible Yams With Halfwitted Extrordinarily Rambling Enunciations

Expect new utterances now. Clearly insanity at Tynecastle is ok, never surprising

[Hiber-nation]

That is quality etymology sir. :top marks

Stridently Unrealistic, Romanov's Pathetic Rhetoric Instils Shock Everywhere.

Ooh ta :wink:

Effortlessly Vlad Exploits Risible Yams With Halfwitted Extrordinarily Rambling Enunciations

[Bunter]

Expect new utterances now. Clearly insanity at Tynecastle is ok, never surprising
Septuagenarians Understandably Realise Penetration Rarely Institutes Satisfying Neural Groaning.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarians Understandably Realise Penetration Rarely Institutes Satisfying Neural Groaning.

Gorgie's Regularly Odious. Alas, Now Its Nauseatingly Grotesque

[Bunter]

Gorgie's Regularly Odious. Alas, Now Its Nauseatingly Grotesque
Grinning Romanov Often Talks Extreme Scheidt, Quoting Unadulterated Embellishments.

[Twa Cairpets]

Grinning Romanov Often Talks Extreme Scheidt, Quoting Unadulterated Embellishments.

Eccentric, maybe bonkers, evil Lithuanian lies incessantly showing Hearts muppets every nonsensical Tynecastle "superstructures"

[greenlex]

Eccentric, maybe bonkers, evil Lithuanian lies incessantly showing Hearts muppets every nonsensical Tynecastle "superstructures"

Some unsurprising pish exsists round scottish taxdodging. Romanov uses crap teams unlimited resources easily syphoning.

[Bunter]

Some unsurprising pish exsists round scottish taxdodging. Romanov uses crap teams unlimited resources easily syphoning.
Sending Young Persuadable Honeys Offers Negligently Is Never Great.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sending Young Persuadable Honeys Offers Negligently Is Never Great.

Geriatrics? Rarely, exclaimed appalling Thomson

[greenlex]

Geriatrics? Rarely, exclaimed appalling Thomson

Top Hulabaloo over man sending obscene negatives

[Hiber-nation]

Top Hulabaloo over man sending obscene negatives

Negative Equity Gnaws At Tynecastle. Impecunious Vlad's Eventually Subjugated

[Bunter]

Negative Equity Gnaws At Tynecastle. Impecunious Vlad's Eventually Subjugated
Septuagenarians Ululate Breathlessly, Jostling Underage Girls Away. Thomson Espouses Disappointment.

[greenlex]

Septuagenarians Ululate Breathlessly, Jostling Underage Girls Away. Thomson Espouses Disappointment.

Did I say a peadophile purposely ommits internet notes to maybe escape nonce tag?

[Twa Cairpets]

Did I say a peadophile purposely ommits internet notes to maybe escape nonce tag?

Thomson's a git

[greenlex]

Thomson's a git
Gruesome internet testament

[Bunter]

Gruesome internet testament
Thomson's Employment Surely Terminated. Anxious Mothers Ease Nervous Tensions.

[greenlex]

Thomson's Employment Surely Terminated. Anxious Mothers Ease Nervous Tensions.
Thomson Easily Needs Sacked If Only Now Sensationally.

[Bunter]

Thomson Easily Needs Sacked If Only Now Sensationally.
Septuagenarian's Exceptional Nonce Sense Activated. Thomson Identified On Nationally Aggregated List Lament Yams.

[greenlex]

Septuagenarian's Exceptional Nonce Sense Activated. Thomson Identified On Nationally Aggregated List Lament Yams.

Yves A Match Saver

[H18sry]

Yves A Match Saver

Substitutions A Very Eager Replacement

[greenlex]

Substitutions A Very Eager Replacement

Rods Excitement Palpable Lately As Calderwoods Exit Means Extra Notes Transaction

[fat freddy]

Rods Excitement Palpable Lately As Calderwoods Exit Means Extra Notes Transaction

Trakyis Rankin And Nish Suffered After Calderwood Took Interest On Negotiations

[greenlex]

Trakyis Rankin And Nish Suffered After Calderwood Took Interest On Negotiations

Nearly Everyone Gets One Try In Akpos Team Including Old Nigerian Striker.

[greenlex]

Nearly Everyone Gets One Try In Akpos Team Including Old Nigerian Striker.
Seems The Rumours Irvine Knows Easter Road

[greenlex]

Seems The Rumours Irvine Knows Easter Road

Rod Oversees A Disaster?

[Sweep]

Rod Oversees A Disaster?

Downward in spiral a sorry team everyone recalls

[greenlex]

Downward in spiral a sorry team everyone recalls

Rods Extreme Cuts After Low Level Seasons.

[greenlex]

Rods Extreme Cuts After Low Level Seasons.
Supporters Expect Another Season Of Negative Showings.

ps. I am used to playing with myself.:greengrin

[Baldy Foghorn]

Supporters Expect Another Season Of Negative Showings.

ps. I am used to playing with myself.:greengrin

Still here, oh wait imposed new general speculation............

[Bunter]

Still here, oh wait imposed new general speculation............
Septuagenarians Prefer Extra Caressing Unlike Loathsome Androgynous Twenty-somethings In Orgasm Nudging.

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarians Prefer Extra Caressing Unlike Loathsome Androgynous Twenty-somethings In Orgasm Nudging.

Outstanding

Nuzzling undressed Dames generates incredibly noisy gasps

[Hiber-nation]

Outstanding

Nuzzling undressed Dames generates incredibly noisy gasps

Groaning Aloud, Sensual Pensioners Scintillate

[Bunter]

Groaning Aloud, Sensual Pensioners Scintillate
Septuagenarians Collide In Nude Twister Incident. Little Lubrication Assures Traumatic Experience.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarians Collide In Nude Twister Incident. Little Lubrication Assures Traumatic Experience.

Expensive X-rated Posing-pouch Ensures Randiness In Ecstatic Naughty Craving Elders

[Bunter]

Expensive X-rated Posing-pouch Ensures Randiness In Ecstatic Naughty Craving Elders
Elderly Ladies' Drawers Emit Rancid Stench.

[Twa Cairpets]

Elderly Ladies' Drawers Emit Rancid Stench.

Thats really rather put me off my tea

Sometimes they even nurture caustic horribleness

[Bunter]

Thats really rather put me off my tea

Sometimes they even nurture caustic horribleness
Huge Orifice Rarely Requires Inspection Because Leakages Enable Nimble Examiners Sufficient Solutions.

[Twa Cairpets]

Huge Orifice Rarely Requires Inspection Because Leakages Enable Nimble Examiners Sufficient Solutions.

In the two years or so i've been posting in this thread, the workings of your mind never fail to disturb...:greengrin

Superating opening leaves unpleasant trail in oversized nonagenarians scanties.

[Bunter]

In the two years or so i've been posting in this thread, the workings of your mind never fail to disturb...:greengrin
Why thank you kind sir. :greengrin


Superating opening leaves unpleasant trail in oversized nonagenarians scanties.
Septuagenarians Cajole All Nonagenarians To Insert Exotic Shallots.

[Hiber-nation]

Why thank you kind sir. :greengrin


Septuagenarians Cajole All Nonagenarians To Insert Exotic Shallots.

Sadly Hibs Are Lacking Lots Of Talented Strikers

[Jim44]

Sadly Hibs Are Lacking Lots Of Talented Strikers

Substandard technique really irks ....... kicking efficiency really sucks.

[Bunter]

Substandard technique really irks ....... kicking efficiency really sucks.
Septuagenarian's Underhand Carnal Knowledge Sensational.

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarian's Underhand Carnal Knowledge Sensational.

Sellick eventually neutralised some acceptable (though ineffective) offerings. No appetite left.

[Hiber-nation]

Sellick eventually neutralised some acceptable (though ineffective) offerings. No appetite left.

Leaving Early, Fans Traumatised

[Jim44]

Leaving Early, Fans Traumatised

Terror rages among unsuspecting midfielders as Tortolano inflicts seriously effective damage. :greengrin

[Hiber-nation]

Terror rages among unsuspecting midfielders as Tortolano inflicts seriously effective damage. :greengrin

:thumbsup:

Do Abysmal Managers Always Get Employed?

[Jim44]

:thumbsup:

Do Abysmal Managers Always Get Employed?


Every manager pretends loyalty, oh yeh, even deserters? :hmmm:

[H18SScottW]

Every manager pretends loyalty, oh yeh, even deserters? :hmmm:

Does every supporter even realise that extraordinary result's special?

[Bunter]

Does every supporter even realise that extraordinary result's special?
Sexy Pensioners Enjoy Carnal Intimacy After Luncheon.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sexy Pensioners Enjoy Carnal Intimacy After Luncheon.

London under nightly Chav havoc escalating on news

[H18SScottW]

London under nightly Chav havoc escalating on news

Now England's war's serious

[Twa Cairpets]

Now England's war's serious

Some eegits rioting is obviously unusually stupid

[Bunter]

Some eegits rioting is obviously unusually stupid
Sexual Trumpetry Usually Precedes Impetuous Douching.

[Hiber-nation]

Sexual Trumpetry Usually Precedes Impetuous Douching.

Dropping Obviously Underperforming Centre Halves Is Never Guaranteed

[Bunter]

Dropping Obviously Underperforming Centre Halves Is Never Guaranteed
Gargantuan Undercrackers Are Repulsive And Never Tempting - Even Exotically Displayed.

[Hiber-nation]

Gargantuan Undercrackers Are Repulsive And Never Tempting - Even Exotically Displayed.

Dazzling, Inspiring Spurs Produce Lavish Artistry. Yams Effortlessly Dispatched.

[Bunter]

Dazzling, Inspiring Spurs Produce Lavish Artistry. Yams Effortlessly Dispatched.
Delightfully Iconoclastic Spurs Played At Tynecastle - Completely Humping Europa Dreams.

[Hiber-nation]

Delightfully Iconoclastic Spurs Played At Tynecastle - Completely Humping Europa Dreams.

Dreadful Rogering Emphasises Abject Merricks Shortcomings

[H18SScottW]

Dreadful Rogering Emphasises Abject Merricks Shortcomings

Slavering H**rts Overlord Romanov trades comic overtones making ignominious nonsensical grotesque statements

[Bunter]

Slavering H**rts Overlord Romanov trades comic overtones making ignominious nonsensical grotesque statements
Septuagenarian Titillation Alters The Evil Mucus Emanating Near Their Sphincter.

[H18SScottW]

Septuagenarian Titillation Alters The Evil Mucus Emanating Near Their Sphincter. Yer a sick puppy Bunter
:eek:

Spurs pummelled H**rts in neat, clinical, tidy, extraordinary ROASTING

[Bunter]

Yer a sick puppy Bunter
:eek:
Thank you kind sir. :greengrin

Spurs pummelled H**rts in neat, clinical, tidy, extraordinary ROASTING
Rubbing Oxters And Stroking Tummies Is Normally Gorgeous.

[H18SScottW]

Thank you kind sir. :greengrin

Welcome!

Rubbing Oxters And Stroking Tummies Is Normally Gorgeous.

George Osbourne regularly gives every opportunistic underling slappings

[Bunter]

George Osbourne regularly gives every opportunistic underling slappings
Spanking Lesbian Angels Pleases Perverts In North Gorgie Suburb.

[H18SScottW]

Spanking Lesbian Angels Pleases Perverts In North Gorgie Suburb.

Spurs understand basic uses, re: ball.

[Bunter]

Spurs understand basic uses, re: ball.
Bawbaggery Alternative - Luxurious Licking.

[Hiber-nation]

Bawbaggery Alternative - Luxurious Licking.

Leadership Is Calderwood's Key In Next Games

[H18SScottW]

Leadership Is Calderwood's Key In Next Games

God Awful Matches Empty Stadiums