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Mr White
09-10-2013, 12:00 PM
Terrific Entertainment At Movies :wink:

Marvel Over Vine's Impressive Extraordinary Skills!

Hiber-nation
09-10-2013, 02:48 PM
Marvel Over Vine's Impressive Extraordinary Skills!

Skint Knees Inhibit Lithe Libidinous Sexpert

snooky
09-10-2013, 03:11 PM
Skint Knees Inhibit Lithe Libidinous Sexpert

Scottish elite xylophone players expect rotten turnout

Bunter
09-10-2013, 06:12 PM
Scottish elite xylophone players expect rotten turnout
Thrusting Unusually Ripens Normally Ovine Uterus Tenderly.

Hiber-nation
09-10-2013, 06:34 PM
Thrusting Unusually Ripens Normally Ovine Uterus Tenderly.

Tight Eyelet Negates Direct Entry, Lessening Y-chromosome

snooky
11-10-2013, 10:00 PM
Tight Eyelet Negates Direct Entry, Lessening Y-chromosome

Yambos! - Can Hear Romanov On My Old Spy-ometer Occasionally Mentioning 'Escape'

Mr White
12-10-2013, 07:52 AM
Yambos! - Can Hear Romanov On My Old Spy-ometer Occasionally Mentioning 'Escape'

Emulate Scott Crabbe? A Pointless Exercise.

Bunter
12-10-2013, 06:54 PM
Emulate Scott Crabbe? A Pointless Exercise.
Every X-rated Etymologist Realises Coprophilia Is Sexually Enticing.

Disclaimer: This post does not necessarily reflect the views of the poster. :greengrin

Mr White
12-10-2013, 07:32 PM
Every X-rated Etymologist Realises Coprophilia Is Sexually Enticing.

Disclaimer: This post does not necessarily reflect the views of the poster. :greengrin

Excrement? Not Terribly Intriguing Compadre. It's Not Good.

Twa Cairpets
12-10-2013, 07:33 PM
Excrement? Not Terribly Intriguing Compadre. It's Not Good.

Golly! Odorous onanism desired?

Mr White
12-10-2013, 08:01 PM
Golly! Odorous onanism desired?

Daily. Even Sundays. I Rub-one-off Every Day.

Hiber-nation
12-10-2013, 09:05 PM
Daily. Even Sundays. I Rub-one-off Every Day.

Disgusting, Almost Yam-like

Only joking of course :wink:

Mr White
13-10-2013, 06:12 AM
Disgusting, Almost Yam-like

Only joking of course :wink:

You Animal! Malevolent Lies! Incorrect Knee-jerk Extrapolation!

:greengrin

Hiber-nation
13-10-2013, 10:22 AM
You Animal! Malevolent Lies! Incorrect Knee-jerk Extrapolation!

:greengrin

:thumbsup:

Etymologist Xeroxed Tackle, Romping Against Photocopier. Office Letterheadings Advertise Tawdry Image Of Nadgers

Mr White
13-10-2013, 11:44 AM
:thumbsup:

Etymologist Xeroxed Tackle, Romping Against Photocopier. Office Letterheadings Advertise Tawdry Image Of Nadgers

Notaries And Directors Get Enraged, Ruined Shareprice.

Hiber-nation
13-10-2013, 12:15 PM
Notaries And Directors Get Enraged, Ruined Shareprice.

Since hearts Are Rooked Entirely, Put Romanov In Cells Expeditiously

Twa Cairpets
13-10-2013, 07:36 PM
Since hearts Are Rooked Entirely, Put Romanov In Cells Expeditiously

Energised X-Men prefer exciting dates in the inspiring, (often unimaginable) soaringly lofty Yosemite.

matty_f
13-10-2013, 07:57 PM
Energised X-Men prefer exciting dates in the inspiring, (often unimaginable) soaringly lofty Yosemite.

You only see every minute in televised entertainment.

Hiber-nation
13-10-2013, 08:15 PM
You only see every minute in televised entertainment.

Etymology Needs Totally Exquisite Rhetoric To Attain Its' Normal Magnificence, Exuding Natural Tawdriness

snooky
13-10-2013, 11:05 PM
Etymology Needs Totally Exquisite Rhetoric To Attain Its' Normal Magnificence, Exuding Natural Tawdriness

To All Wine Dispensers - Red Is Normally Expected (Socialistically Speaking)

Hiber-nation
15-10-2013, 09:28 AM
To All Wine Dispensers - Red Is Normally Expected (Socialistically Speaking)

Some Prominent Expert Acronymists' Knowledge Is Near Genius

Mr White
15-10-2013, 09:26 PM
Some Prominent Expert Acronymists' Knowledge Is Near Genius

Gonorrhoea? Etymologist Needs Invasive Urethral Swab.

Hiber-nation
15-10-2013, 09:42 PM
Gonorrhoea? Etymologist Needs Invasive Urethral Swab.

Sore Willie's Absolutely Brutal

snooky
16-10-2013, 03:44 PM
Sore Willie's Absolutely Brutal

Bobby Really Uncomfortable Taking A Leak

Mr White
16-10-2013, 07:32 PM
Bobby Really Uncomfortable Taking A Leak

Lightfingered Eskimos Are Kleptomaniacs

Bunter
16-10-2013, 08:28 PM
Lightfingered Eskimos Are Kleptomaniacs
Koreans Love Etymologists Patting Their Orifices. Malaysians Alternatively, Never Imbue Amorous Caresses Spontaneously.

Hiber-nation
16-10-2013, 08:55 PM
Koreans Love Etymologists Patting Their Orifices. Malaysians Alternatively, Never Imbue Amorous Caresses Spontaneously.

:top marks

Swiss Prefer Old Nanas To Aid Needy Etymologists, Offering Unusual Sex, Loudly Yodelling

Bunter
19-10-2013, 11:10 PM
:top marks

Swiss Prefer Old Nanas To Aid Needy Etymologists, Offering Unusual Sex, Loudly Yodelling
Yachtsman's Orgasm Drenches Etymologist's Lissom Legs In Nautical Goo.

Hiber-nation
20-10-2013, 11:45 AM
Yachtsman's Orgasm Drenches Etymologist's Lissom Legs In Nautical Goo.

:sick:

Going Overboard Obviously

Twa Cairpets
20-10-2013, 08:32 PM
:sick:

Going Overboard Obviously

Obviously, Bunter violates Inuit's openings, usually shouting loudly "Yahoo!".

Hiber-nation
20-10-2013, 09:31 PM
Obviously, Bunter violates Inuit's openings, usually shouting loudly "Yahoo!".

Yogi Always Had Odd Opinions

snooky
21-10-2013, 10:00 PM
Yogi Always Had Odd Opinions

Oppressed People In North Ignore Osborne's Nationalistic Sabre-rattling

Hiber-nation
22-10-2013, 09:11 PM
Oppressed People In North Ignore Osborne's Nationalistic Sabre-rattling

Sensible Acronymist Berated Risque Etymologist's Rather Amoral Titillating Tawdry Lexicography Involving Naked Grannies

Twa Cairpets
22-10-2013, 09:35 PM
Sensible Acronymist Berated Risque Etymologist's Rather Amoral Titillating Tawdry Lexicography Involving Naked Grannies

Great Response and not necessarily implying Eskimo ****ging

snooky
22-10-2013, 10:29 PM
Great Response and not necessarily implying Eskimo ****ging

Several Humourists Are Grandpas Groping Innocent Nubile Grannies

Hiber-nation
23-10-2013, 07:22 AM
Several Humourists Are Grandpas Groping Innocent Nubile Grannies

Getting Rather Advanced :agree: Nowhere Near In Early Sixties :no way:

Bunter
24-10-2013, 06:48 AM
Getting Rather Advanced :agree: Nowhere Near In Early Sixties :no way:
Septuagenarian Inuit's X-rated Thrusting Instantly Excites Seals.

snooky
24-10-2013, 05:36 PM
Septuagenarian Inuit's X-rated Thrusting Instantly Excites Seals.

Salty Erotica Attracts Lusty Servicemen

Hiber-nation
24-10-2013, 06:20 PM
Salty Erotica Attracts Lusty Servicemen

Seaman Enthusiastically Rogers Very Impotent Chief Engineer, Making Engine Noises

Twa Cairpets
24-10-2013, 06:33 PM
Seaman Enthusiastically Rogers Very Impotent Chief Engineer, Making Engine Noises

No, Officer is seducing erotic seals.

Mr White
24-10-2013, 07:28 PM
Sordid Etymology. Acronymists Love Sleaze.

Hiber-nation
24-10-2013, 07:49 PM
Sordid Etymology. Acronymists Love Sleaze.

Savage Lion Eats Absent-minded Zookeeper's Erse

Mr White
24-10-2013, 08:03 PM
Savage Lion Eats Absent-minded Zookeeper's Erse

Easter Road Stands Erupt
:pray::brokenyam:

Off the bar
24-10-2013, 08:21 PM
Easter Road Stands Erupt
:pray::brokenyam:

Easter Rd Eulogize Pats Team

Mr White
24-10-2013, 08:34 PM
Easter Rd Eulogize Pats Team

:cb

Twa Cairpets
24-10-2013, 09:58 PM
Easter Rd Eulogize Pats Team

Tam "exceptionally active" McCourt

Off the bar
24-10-2013, 10:14 PM
Tam "exceptionally active" McCourt

My Cat Craps On Ugly Replica Tops

Twa Cairpets
24-10-2013, 11:31 PM
My Cat Craps On Ugly Replica Tops

Terrific old pro Sauzee

snooky
25-10-2013, 12:18 AM
Terrific old pro Sauzee

Squeezing All Unsightly Zits Eliminates Eczema

Off the bar
25-10-2013, 09:03 AM
Squeezing All Unsightly Zits Eliminates Eczema

Every Counter Zoubier Eludes Maroon Adversaries

Hiber-nation
28-10-2013, 07:19 PM
Every Counter Zoubier Eludes Maroon Adversaries

Any Damn Victory's Enough, Relieving Stress And Revelling In Edinburgh Supremacy

snooky
28-10-2013, 07:40 PM
Any Damn Victory's Enough, Relieving Stress And Revelling In Edinburgh Supremacy

Soccer Uninspiring, Petrie Really Enjoys Making A Crowd Yawn

Mr White
28-10-2013, 08:03 PM
Soccer Uninspiring, Petrie Really Enjoys Making A Crowd Yawn

Yams Are Waiting Nervously

Hiber-nation
28-10-2013, 09:06 PM
Yams Are Waiting Nervously

Nervous Etymologist Reveals Very Odious Underpants, Skidmarked Loathsome Y-fronts

Off the bar
29-10-2013, 12:24 PM
Nervous Etymologist Reveals Very Odious Underpants, Skidmarked Loathsome Y-fronts


Yam Fuds Ripped Off! Not True Shares

Hiber-nation
29-10-2013, 12:35 PM
Yam Fuds Ripped Off! Not True Shares

Seldom Have Aberdeen Recorded Easier Success

Off the bar
29-10-2013, 01:01 PM
Seldom Have Aberdeen Recorded Easier Success

Surely Unlikely Charity Cheats Emulate Sheep ****gers?

Hiber-nation
29-10-2013, 02:26 PM
Surely Unlikely Charity Cheats Emulate Sheep ****gers?

Sad hearts Are Getting Gubbed Every Ruddy Saturday

Off the bar
29-10-2013, 02:58 PM
Sad hearts Are Getting Gubbed Every Ruddy Saturday

Suddenly After Time Under Restraint Delusions Abandon Yams

snooky
29-10-2013, 04:57 PM
Suddenly After Time Under Restraint Delusions Abandon Yams

Yep, Another Merrick Sideshow.

Mr White
29-10-2013, 09:25 PM
Yep, Another Merrick Sideshow.

:agree: Saddos. I Definitely Envisage Sad Hearts On Wednesday.

Off the bar
30-10-2013, 11:07 AM
:agree: Saddos. I Definitely Envisage Sad Hearts On Wednesday.


Wednesday; Edinburghs Destiny Night, Each Side Dreaming About Yesteryear

Twa Cairpets
31-10-2013, 09:54 AM
Wednesday; Edinburghs Destiny Night, Each Side Dreaming About Yesteryear

Yesterday (exiting stand) the ennui reactions - yam engendered - absolutely righteous.

Hiber-nation
31-10-2013, 12:48 PM
Yesterday (exiting stand) the ennui reactions - yam engendered - absolutely righteous.

Rod Is Generally Helpless Towards Ending Our Unrelenting Suffering

Twa Cairpets
31-10-2013, 01:07 PM
Rod Is Generally Helpless Towards Ending Our Unrelenting Suffering

Stevenson (utter fud) fuels Easter Roads' implosion. Not good.

Hiber-nation
31-10-2013, 07:29 PM
Stevenson (utter fud) fuels Easter Roads' implosion. Not good.

Getting Over 'Orrible Defeat?

Bunter
31-10-2013, 09:00 PM
Getting Over 'Orrible Defeat?
Depressed Etymologist Feels Execrable After Towsing.

Hiber-nation
31-10-2013, 09:18 PM
Depressed Etymologist Feels Execrable After Towsing.

Tattooed Odious Welt Stevenson Is Naturally Gruesome

Off the bar
31-10-2013, 09:30 PM
Gerrit Right Up Every Slavering Orange/ Maroon Ersehole

Twa Cairpets
31-10-2013, 10:03 PM
Gerrit Right Up Every Slavering Orange/ Maroon Ersehole

Excerable Ryan Stevenson engenders heartfelt outright loathing, evidently

Off the bar
01-11-2013, 09:21 AM
Excerable Ryan Stevenson engenders heartfelt outright loathing, evidently

Every Vision Is Desperate, Each New Team Lamentably Yucky

Hiber-nation
01-11-2013, 03:22 PM
Every Vision Is Desperate, Each New Team Lamentably Yucky

Young Uzbekistani Caught Killer Yak

Twa Cairpets
01-11-2013, 05:14 PM
Young Uzbekistani Caught Killer Yak

Yemenis aren't Kazakhstanis.

pick the bones oot ae that bad boy:greengrin

Hiber-nation
01-11-2013, 06:22 PM
Yemenis aren't Kazakhstanis.

pick the bones oot ae that bad boy:greengrin

:aok:

Know Any Zookeepers? A Komodo Has Scarpered To Another Neighbourhood. It's Savage.

Twa Cairpets
01-11-2013, 07:45 PM
:aok:

Know Any Zookeepers? A Komodo Has Scarpered To Another Neighbourhood. It's Savage.

:top marks

Sensational acronymising verging at greatnesses edge.

Hiber-nation
01-11-2013, 08:26 PM
:top marks

Sensational acronymising verging at greatnesses edge.

Ed De Graaf's Extant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_de_Graaf :wink:

snooky
01-11-2013, 09:09 PM
Ed De Graaf's Extant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_de_Graaf :wink:

Expect Xenogeniec Test. Aberdonian's New Tup

Hiber-nation
01-11-2013, 09:28 PM
Expect Xenogeniec Test. Aberdonian's New Tup

Time's Up Pat

Twa Cairpets
01-11-2013, 09:42 PM
Time's Up Pat

Potter's a turd

Bunter
01-11-2013, 10:48 PM
Potter's a turd
Tremendous Underachievement - Result? Dismissal.

Mr White
02-11-2013, 07:45 AM
Tremendous Underachievement - Result? Dismissal.

Disaster In Store Most Inevitably Since Shiels Appointment Likely

snooky
02-11-2013, 01:16 PM
Disaster In Store Most Inevitably Since Shiels Appointment Likely

Liberating If Kenny Equally Loathes Yameroids

Hiber-nation
02-11-2013, 01:59 PM
Liberating If Kenny Equally Loathes Yameroids

Your Average Merrick Enjoys Rogering Old Inflatable Dolls Stupid

snooky
02-11-2013, 03:42 PM
Your Average Merrick Enjoys Rogering Old Inflatable Dolls Stupid

Seeking Theatres Until Petrie Is Dismissed

Bunter
02-11-2013, 04:19 PM
Seeking Theatres Until Petrie Is Dismissed
Doughty Inuit Septuagenarian Makes Ivorian Sexagenarian Spout Excrement Dangerously.

Hiber-nation
02-11-2013, 09:06 PM
Doughty Inuit Septuagenarian Makes Ivorian Sexagenarian Spout Excrement Dangerously.

Dagnabbit! Another Naughty Granny-loving Etymologist Rabidly Opining Unusual Sexual Liaisons Yearningly

Bunter
03-11-2013, 04:36 PM
Dagnabbit! Another Naughty Granny-loving Etymologist Rabidly Opining Unusual Sexual Liaisons Yearningly
:top marks:aok:
Yodelling Etymologist Adores Rubbing Nonagenarian Inuit Nork Grease, Lubricating Youth.

Hiber-nation
03-11-2013, 05:19 PM
:top marks:aok:
Yodelling Etymologist Adores Rubbing Nonagenarian Inuit Nork Grease, Lubricating Youth.

Your Opinion's Usually Totally Hedonistic

Bunter
04-11-2013, 06:34 AM
Your Opinion's Usually Totally Hedonistic
Hedonistic Etymologist Delights Over Nonagenarian Inuit's Sexual Tendencies Involving Callipers.

Hiber-nation
04-11-2013, 12:04 PM
Hedonistic Etymologist Delights Over Nonagenarian Inuit's Sexual Tendencies Involving Callipers.

Calling All Lexicography Lovers - It's Prominent Etymologists Regular Showtime

Bunter
04-11-2013, 08:50 PM
Calling All Lexicography Lovers - It's Prominent Etymologists Regular Showtime
Septuagenarian Hedonist's Orgasms Wobble The Inuit Men's Extremities.

Hiber-nation
04-11-2013, 09:05 PM
Septuagenarian Hedonist's Orgasms Wobble The Inuit Men's Extremities.

Eskimo's X-rated Thoughts Recognisably Expressed Must Involve Totally Incredible Etymological Skills!

snooky
04-11-2013, 09:44 PM
Eskimo's X-rated Thoughts Recognisably Expressed Must Involve Totally Incredible Etymological Skills!

Secretly Kissing Icelandic Lassie Looks Shifty

Hiber-nation
04-11-2013, 09:49 PM
Secretly Kissing Icelandic Lassie Looks Shifty

Snooky Had Icy Flirtation This Year

snooky
04-11-2013, 09:56 PM
Snooky Had Icy Flirtation This Year

:faf::faf:

You Eavesdropping Abominable Ratbag :embarrass

Bunter
05-11-2013, 05:42 AM
:faf::faf:

You Eavesdropping Abominable Ratbag :embarrass
Ribald Acronymist Thinks Bawbaggery's A Giggle.

Mr White
05-11-2013, 07:51 PM
Ribald Acronymist Thinks Bawbaggery's A Giggle.

Gregarious Inuit Gropes Grannies Laughing Enthusiastically

Hiber-nation
05-11-2013, 08:19 PM
Gregarious Inuit Gropes Grannies Laughing Enthusiastically

Every Night Tortoise Has Unusual Sexual Idiosyncrasies, Aiming Slowly Towards Its Companion And Languidly Longingly Yawning

Mr White
05-11-2013, 08:41 PM
Every Night Tortoise Has Unusual Sexual Idiosyncrasies, Aiming Slowly Towards Its Companion And Languidly Longingly Yawning

Yaks And Warthogs Need Intercourse Nightly, Groaning.

Hiber-nation
05-11-2013, 08:50 PM
Yaks And Warthogs Need Intercourse Nightly, Groaning.

Geckos Roger Old Arthritic Newts In New Guinea

steve75
06-11-2013, 11:25 AM
Geckos Roger Old Arthritic Newts In New Guinea

Great uncle in Newark eats alpacas

Hiber-nation
06-11-2013, 02:01 PM
Great uncle in Newark eats alpacas

Always Liked Pat Albeit Certain Abject Signings

snooky
06-11-2013, 06:21 PM
Always Liked Pat Albeit Certain Abject Signings

Signing Inverness Guru Now Is No Great Sweat :aok:

Bunter
06-11-2013, 08:44 PM
Signing Inverness Guru Now Is No Great Sweat :aok:
Snooky's Wordsmithery Exemplifies Acronymistic Triumphalism.

Hiber-nation
06-11-2013, 08:56 PM
Snooky's Wordsmithery Exemplifies Acronymistic Triumphalism.

Terry's Relinquishing Inverness Understandably. Mr Petrie Has At Last Imminently Successful Manager

Twa Cairpets
06-11-2013, 09:13 PM
Terry's Relinquishing Inverness Understandably. Mr Petrie Has At Last Imminently Successful Manager

Malpas another newbie at glorious Easter Road?

snooky
06-11-2013, 09:22 PM
Malpas another newbie at glorious Easter Road?

Roll On Atoning Derby!

Twa Cairpets
07-11-2013, 10:13 AM
Roll On Atoning Derby!

Don't eat rotten berries. Yeeurrghh.

:greengrin

Hiber-nation
07-11-2013, 11:44 AM
Don't eat rotten berries. Yeeurrghh.

:greengrin

Yon Eminent Etymologist Understands Rules Regarding Gratifying Hibs.net Hobby

Twa Cairpets
07-11-2013, 11:47 AM
Yon Eminent Etymologist Understands Rules Regarding Gratifying Hibs.net Hobby

:top marks

Herculean offering by brilliant "youth"

Hiber-nation
07-11-2013, 01:08 PM
:top marks

Herculean offering by brilliant "youth"

:greengrin

Youthfulness Obviously Unfamiliar To Hiber-nation...

Twa Cairpets
07-11-2013, 02:32 PM
:greengrin

Youthfulness Obviously Unfamiliar To Hiber-nation...

Hiber-nation impresses Bunter: Etymologists react nicely as TwaCairpets insinuates 'orrible nomenclaturisations.

Hiber-nation
07-11-2013, 05:44 PM
Hiber-nation impresses Bunter: Etymologists react nicely as TwaCairpets insinuates 'orrible nomenclaturisations.

:top marks

Naughty Open Minded Etymologist Needs Curious Lewd And Tawdry Unusual Remedies In Sexual Adventures. Timeworn Inuits Offer No Solution.

Twa Cairpets
08-11-2013, 04:02 PM
:top marks

Naughty Open Minded Etymologist Needs Curious Lewd And Tawdry Unusual Remedies In Sexual Adventures. Timeworn Inuits Offer No Solution.

Surely our leader understands Tel is offering newness?

Bunter
08-11-2013, 06:35 PM
Surely our leader understands Tel is offering newness?
Naughty Etymologist Wants Nonagenarian's Excessively Saggy Saddlebags.

Twa Cairpets
08-11-2013, 06:50 PM
Naughty Etymologist Wants Nonagenarian's Excessively Saggy Saddlebags.

Sagging auld diddies delight lecherous etymologist Bunter - A Granny Sooker!

Hiber-nation
08-11-2013, 06:57 PM
Sagging auld diddies delight lecherous etymologist Bunter - A Granny Sooker!

:top marks :faf:

Side-splitting Oratory Offers Keen Etymologists Rapture

Bunter
08-11-2013, 09:46 PM
:top marks :faf:

Side-splitting Oratory Offers Keen Etymologists Rapture
Reading Acronyms Posted Thrills Unusually Rampant Etymologist.

Twa Cairpets
09-11-2013, 07:39 AM
Reading Acronyms Posted Thrills Unusually Rampant Etymologist.

Erectiley tumescent young man onanises longingly over geriatric eskimos sexy times

Hiber-nation
09-11-2013, 11:50 AM
Erectiley tumescent young man onanises longingly over geriatric eskimos sexy times

Tynie Is Merricks Eventual Supermarket

Bunter
09-11-2013, 07:39 PM
Erectiley tumescent young man onanises longingly over geriatric eskimos sexy times
:top marks

Tynie Is Merricks Eventual Supermarket
Supine Ugandan Pensioner Excites Randy Malawian Acronymist, Rubbing Koala Excreta Thickly.

Hiber-nation
09-11-2013, 09:32 PM
:top marks

Supine Ugandan Pensioner Excites Randy Malawian Acronymist, Rubbing Koala Excreta Thickly.

Totallly Hideous Idiotic Cringeworthy Klutzes Love Yams

Twa Cairpets
10-11-2013, 04:26 PM
Totallly Hideous Idiotic Cringeworthy Klutzes Love Yams

You aren't mistaken sunshine

Hiber-nation
10-11-2013, 06:45 PM
You aren't mistaken sunshine

Sad Underperformers Need Schooled Harshly In Next Era

Twa Cairpets
10-11-2013, 08:18 PM
Sad Underperformers Need Schooled Harshly In Next Era

Entertainment really absent

Hiber-nation
10-11-2013, 08:48 PM
Entertainment really absent

Angry Ben Savages Expendable Nonfunctional Team-mates

Mr White
10-11-2013, 08:52 PM
Angry Ben Savages Expendable Nonfunctional Team-mates

Terry Eventually Arrives. Malpas? Marsella? Always Terry's Essential Side-kicks

Bunter
11-11-2013, 07:14 AM
Terry Eventually Arrives. Malpas? Marsella? Always Terry's Essential Side-kicks
Septuagenarian Inuit Denies Esoteric Kinks, Insisting Commonplace Knickers Suffice.

Twa Cairpets
11-11-2013, 09:31 AM
Septuagenarian Inuit Denies Esoteric Kinks, Insisting Commonplace Knickers Suffice.

So, underwear fondling fulfills Inuit's carnal expectations?

Hiber-nation
11-11-2013, 07:47 PM
So, underwear fondling fulfills Inuit's carnal expectations?

Every X-rated Performance Erased, Clever Terry Absolutely Transforms Intolerable Old Negativity Sharpish

Mr White
11-11-2013, 08:55 PM
Every X-rated Performance Erased, Clever Terry Absolutely Transforms Intolerable Old Negativity Sharpish

Suddenly Hibbies Are Really Positive. Inspirational Signings? Happy :agree:

Twa Cairpets
11-11-2013, 10:09 PM
Suddenly Hibbies Are Really Positive. Inspirational Signings? Happy :agree:

Hooray! after pondering peregrination, Yahoo!

Hiber-nation
12-11-2013, 07:51 AM
Hooray! after pondering peregrination, Yahoo!

You've An Honest, Open-minded Outlook

Off the bar
13-11-2013, 01:28 PM
You've An Honest, Open-minded Outlook

Obviously Urgent; Tel Looks Over Our Kids

snooky
13-11-2013, 05:28 PM
Obviously Urgent; Tel Looks Over Our Kids

Kleptomania In Dalryland Sensation!

Hiber-nation
13-11-2013, 06:04 PM
Kleptomania In Dalryland Sensation!

Sleazy Etymologist's Nonegenarian Sweethearts Are Totally Into Oaty Nibbles

Twa Cairpets
13-11-2013, 06:33 PM
Sleazy Etymologist's Nonegenarian Sweethearts Are Totally Into Oaty Nibbles

Naughty Inuits boil Bunters libido - excessive sweating.

Hiber-nation
13-11-2013, 07:06 PM
Naughty Inuits boil Bunters libido - excessive sweating.

Some Weekends Expert Acronymist Takes Inuit Nanas Golfing

Mr White
13-11-2013, 08:00 PM
Some Weekends Expert Acronymist Takes Inuit Nanas Golfing

Grannies On Long Fairways Invariably Naughtily Groped

Bunter
13-11-2013, 09:02 PM
Sleazy Etymologist's Nonegenarian Sweethearts Are Totally Into Oaty Nibbles


Naughty Inuits boil Bunters libido - excessive sweating.


Some Weekends Expert Acronymist Takes Inuit Nanas Golfing


Grannies On Long Fairways Invariably Naughtily Groped
Loving all your work. :top marks

Groping Rwandan Old-age Pensioners. Etymologist Delighted.

Twa Cairpets
13-11-2013, 09:31 PM
Loving all your work. :top marks

Groping Rwandan Old-age Pensioners. Etymologist Delighted.

Depraved eytmologist likes incontinent grannies hitching their embroidered dresses...

snooky
13-11-2013, 11:05 PM
Depraved eytmologist likes incontinent grannies hitching their embroidered dresses...

Derek Riordan's Explosive Shot Sank Edinburgh's Spivs

Mr White
14-11-2013, 06:59 AM
Derek Riordan's Explosive Shot Sank Edinburgh's Spivs

Sorry Pink Inbreds Very Skint

Twa Cairpets
14-11-2013, 08:24 AM
Sorry Pink Inbreds Very Skint

Socrates kinda inspired new thought

jodjam
14-11-2013, 09:16 AM
Socrates kinda inspired new thought

Tiny horny octogenarians usurp grandads horny tablets

Off the bar
14-11-2013, 01:15 PM
Tiny horny octogenarians usurp grandads horny tablets

Thoughts About Butcher? Lets Each Try Supporting

Twa Cairpets
14-11-2013, 01:48 PM
Thoughts About Butcher? Lets Each Try Supporting

Supporters usually prioritise pouring outraged rants teamwards in numerous grumblefests

Off the bar
14-11-2013, 02:02 PM
Supporters usually prioritise pouring outraged rants teamwards in numerous grumblefests

Glorious Rod Unveils Manager Butcher. Leith Errupts. Fans Eat Steak To Solemnize

Twa Cairpets
14-11-2013, 02:05 PM
Glorious Rod Unveils Manager Butcher. Leith Errupts. Fans Eat Steak To Solemnize

Sometimes our leaders enrage many natives in zany escapades

Off the bar
14-11-2013, 02:47 PM
Sometimes our leaders enrage many natives in zany escapades

Every Supporter Champions Admiral Petrie! At Dawn Everyone Salutes.

Twa Cairpets
14-11-2013, 04:01 PM
Every Supporter Champions Admiral Petrie! At Dawn Everyone Salutes.

Sooking a lemon upsets the entire system

Off the bar
14-11-2013, 05:36 PM
Sooking a lemon upsets the entire system

Some Yams Sh it Themselves Every Morning

snooky
14-11-2013, 06:12 PM
Some Yams Sh it Themselves Every Morning

Maroon Offers Really Nothing. It's Not Green.

Twa Cairpets
14-11-2013, 06:32 PM
Maroon Offers Really Nothing. It's Not Green.

:flag:

Gorgonzola rarely entices erotic notions

Mr White
14-11-2013, 06:56 PM
:flag:

Gorgonzola rarely entices erotic notions

Nutella On Toast Increases One's Nighttime Sexdrive

Off the bar
14-11-2013, 08:01 PM
Nutella On Toast Increases One's Nighttime Sexdrive

Surreal: Elephant Xeroxing Documents Realises It's Very Extraordinary

Bunter
15-11-2013, 07:09 AM
Surreal: Elephant Xeroxing Documents Realises It's Very Extraordinary
Etymologist's X-rated Thoughts Regarding Aged Orifices Repulse Delicate Inuit Nonagenarians And Rwandan Youths.

Twa Cairpets
15-11-2013, 07:58 AM
Etymologist's X-rated Thoughts Regarding Aged Orifices Repulse Delicate Inuit Nonagenarians And Rwandan Youths.

Your opinions unsettle the Hibee society.

Hiber-nation
15-11-2013, 10:38 AM
Your opinions unsettle the Hibee society.

Strange Oratory Can Influence Etymologically Themed Yardsticks

Twa Cairpets
15-11-2013, 12:19 PM
Strange Oratory Can Influence Etymologically Themed Yardsticks

Yes, and ridiculous discourse showcases the inate classlessness kickbackers see

Off the bar
15-11-2013, 03:41 PM
Yes, and ridiculous discourse showcases the inate classlessness kickbackers see

Savory Eclairs? Eurghh

Twa Cairpets
15-11-2013, 04:14 PM
Savory Eclairs? Eurghh

Even unrefined rabid gnus hate Hearts

Off the bar
15-11-2013, 04:41 PM
Even unrefined rabid gnus hate Hearts

Hearts Experts Are Rancid Turd Swallowers

Hiber-nation
15-11-2013, 09:18 PM
Hearts Experts Are Rancid Turd Swallowers

Sectarian Welts Are Loyalist Louts. Odious Witless Erses Reviled Scotland-wide

Off the bar
16-11-2013, 01:39 PM
Sectarian Welts Are Loyalist Louts. Odious Witless Erses Reviled Scotland-wide

Sevco Cretins Over The Land Are Neanderthals, Dimwits, ****ers, In Denial Everlasting

snooky
16-11-2013, 02:31 PM
Sevco Cretins Over The Land Are Neanderthals, Dimwits, ****ers, In Denial Everlasting

Evidently Vibrant Easter Road Looks Automatic Sell-out. Tache Is Not Going!

Hiber-nation
16-11-2013, 05:06 PM
Evidently Vibrant Easter Road Looks Automatic Sell-out. Tache Is Not Going!

Gorgie Offers Inhabitants Noxious Gases

Mr White
16-11-2013, 06:17 PM
Gorgie Offers Inhabitants Noxious Gases

Ghastly Asbestos Stand Entirely Safe?

Hiber-nation
16-11-2013, 07:24 PM
Ghastly Asbestos Stand Entirely Safe?

STF's A Former Entrepreneur

Twa Cairpets
16-11-2013, 09:05 PM
STF's A Former Entrepreneur

Entering new territory, Rod expects prize recruits enable naturally entertaining uber results

Hiber-nation
16-11-2013, 09:19 PM
Entering new territory, Rod expects prize recruits enable naturally entertaining uber results

Rod Eventually Succumbs - Uberfans Love Terry's Signings

frazeHFC
17-11-2013, 12:25 AM
Rod Eventually Succumbs - Uberfans Love Terry's Signings

Sadly I Get Nauseous Immediately Nearing Gorgie ****hole

Bunter
17-11-2013, 04:24 PM
Sadly I Get Nauseous Immediately Nearing Gorgie ****hole
Some Hairless Inuits Think Hirsute Orifices Lack Eroticism.

Hiber-nation
17-11-2013, 06:11 PM
Some Hairless Inuits Think Hirsute Orifices Lack Eroticism.

Eating Raw Onions? Take Intoxicating Chuggie, Inhibits Stinking Mouth

Mr White
17-11-2013, 08:04 PM
Eating Raw Onions? Take Intoxicating Chuggie, Inhibits Stinking Mouth

Maurice Often Uses The Horsewhip.

snooky
17-11-2013, 10:39 PM
Maurice Often Uses The Horsewhip.

Hear Our Rather Soft Eleven Wimpily Huddle Into Petrie

Hiber-nation
18-11-2013, 09:08 PM
Hear Our Rather Soft Eleven Wimpily Huddle Into Petrie

Petrie Exits. Terry Resigns In Exasperation

Bunter
18-11-2013, 09:18 PM
Petrie Exits. Terry Resigns In Exasperation
Etymologist X-rays Anal Sphincter Preceding Examination. Rubbery Aperture Takes Immense Octogenarian Nudging.

Hiber-nation
19-11-2013, 09:39 AM
Etymologist X-rays Anal Sphincter Preceding Examination. Rubbery Aperture Takes Immense Octogenarian Nudging.

Next Up - Desperate Grannies In Naked Grappling

Twa Cairpets
19-11-2013, 10:28 AM
Next Up - Desperate Grannies In Naked Grappling

Bunters dream TV schedule announcement

Groping Random aged people pleases licentiously indecent neologismist greatly

Bunter
19-11-2013, 02:20 PM
Bunters dream TV schedule announcementYou know it!!!!


Groping Random aged people pleases licentiously indecent neologismist greatly
Grandly Risqué Etymologist Accedes TwaCairpets' Libellous Yelling.

Hiber-nation
19-11-2013, 02:44 PM
You know it!!!!


Grandly Risqué Etymologist Accedes TwaCairpets' Libellous Yelling.

You Excitedely Lick Libidinous Inuit Nanas Gussets

Twa Cairpets
19-11-2013, 03:43 PM
You Excitedely Lick Libidinous Inuit Nanas Gussets

Gooey undergarments set some etymologists' tickers speeding.

Mr White
19-11-2013, 03:53 PM
Gooey undergarments set some etymologists' tickers speeding.

Sex Pest Etymologist Eagerly Discards Inuit Nana's Garments

Twa Cairpets
19-11-2013, 04:29 PM
Sex Pest Etymologist Eagerly Discards Inuit Nana's Garments

Googling a rather matronly elder now tips-off spies

Hiber-nation
19-11-2013, 07:15 PM
Googling a rather matronly elder now tips-off spies

Swinging Pensioner Ignites Etymologist's Sexuality

Bunter
19-11-2013, 08:08 PM
Swinging Pensioner Ignites Etymologist's Sexuality
Sexual Eclectic's X-rated Ululations Arouse Libidos In The Yemen.

Twa Cairpets
20-11-2013, 09:52 AM
Sexual Eclectic's X-rated Ululations Arouse Libidos In The Yemen.

Yelling emits mighty effective noise

Hiber-nation
20-11-2013, 11:48 AM
Yelling emits mighty effective noise

No One Intends Supporting England

snooky
20-11-2013, 04:30 PM
No One Intends Supporting England

English Navigator Gives Leith Athletes New Direction

Bunter
20-11-2013, 07:08 PM
English Navigator Gives Leith Athletes New Direction
:top marks

Dirty Inuit Requests Etymologist's Caresses Turning Into Orgasmic Nudging.

Hiber-nation
20-11-2013, 08:44 PM
:top marks

Dirty Inuit Requests Etymologist's Caresses Turning Into Orgasmic Nudging.

Narrow Underpants Distort Gonads. I'm Nearly Garotted.

snooky
21-11-2013, 12:25 AM
Narrow Underpants Distort Gonads. I'm Nearly Garotted.

Good All Round Over The Top Effort, Ducky :greengrin

Twa Cairpets
21-11-2013, 09:40 AM
Good All Round Over The Top Effort, Ducky :greengrin

Don't use chuffing, keechy "y's"!!!!

Hiber-nation
21-11-2013, 12:31 PM
Don't use chuffing, keechy "y's"!!!!

Yes Sir!!

Twa Cairpets
21-11-2013, 03:49 PM
Yes Sir!!

Sauzee is Righteous :not worth

Bunter
21-11-2013, 05:54 PM
Sauzee is Righteous :not worth
Ribald Inuit Gets Horny Touching Etymologist's Orifice Under Scrotum.

Twa Cairpets
21-11-2013, 06:22 PM
Ribald Inuit Gets Horny Touching Etymologist's Orifice Under Scrotum.

Stinking crevasse revealed on the underside. Minging.

Hiber-nation
21-11-2013, 08:04 PM
Stinking crevasse revealed on the underside. Minging.

Milkmen Inadvertently Never Go Into Northfield Gardens

Twa Cairpets
21-11-2013, 10:09 PM
Milkmen Inadvertently Never Go Into Northfield Gardens

Geriatric acronymist remembers dairy evidently not supplying.

Bunter
22-11-2013, 08:29 AM
Geriatric acronymist remembers dairy evidently not supplying.
Surreptitiously Uploading Pensioner Pornography Leaves Youthful Inuit Nearly Gasping.

Hiber-nation
22-11-2013, 12:30 PM
Surreptitiously Uploading Pensioner Pornography Leaves Youthful Inuit Nearly Gasping.

Grandad's Always Selling Porn In Northfield Grove

snooky
22-11-2013, 06:38 PM
Grandad's Always Selling Porn In Northfield Grove

'Glasgow' Rangers Obsessively Very English

Hiber-nation
22-11-2013, 06:50 PM
'Glasgow' Rangers Obsessively Very English

Eight Nil, Glums Lennon's Inept Saints Hammered :greengrin

snooky
22-11-2013, 09:43 PM
Eight Nil, Glums Lennon's Inept Saints Hammered :greengrin

Hibbies Are Mere Mortals. Easter Road Everyone's Destiny.

Hiber-nation
22-11-2013, 10:01 PM
Hibbies Are Mere Mortals. Easter Road Everyone's Destiny.

Damaged Extremely Sore Tadger Is Now Yellow

Mr White
23-11-2013, 06:03 AM
Damaged Extremely Sore Tadger Is Now Yellow

Yuck. Etymologist's Leaky Loverod Often Weeping.

Bunter
23-11-2013, 08:03 AM
Yuck. Etymologist's Leaky Loverod Often Weeping.
Winking Etymologist Experiences Pensioner Inuit's Necrophiliac Groping.

snooky
23-11-2013, 09:05 AM
Winking Etymologist Experiences Pensioner Inuit's Necrophiliac Groping.

Get Rid Of Pensioners In Ninja Garb

Twa Cairpets
23-11-2013, 10:08 AM
Get Rid Of Pensioners In Ninja Garb

Goblins are rogering Bilbo

Hiber-nation
23-11-2013, 04:06 PM
Goblins are rogering Bilbo

Billy "Incredibly Loathsome" Brown. Oaf.

Mr White
23-11-2013, 07:00 PM
Billy "Incredibly Loathsome" Brown. Oaf.

Objectionable Assistant Failure.

Bunter
23-11-2013, 07:45 PM
Objectionable Assistant Failure.
Felching Armpits Illuminates Lewd, Unmentionable, Risqué Etymologist.

snooky
23-11-2013, 07:55 PM
Felching Armpits Illuminates Lewd, Unmentionable, Risqué Etymologist.

Extra Terrestrial, You Must've Observed, Loved Ogling Green Indigenous Successful Team

Twa Cairpets
24-11-2013, 03:48 PM
Extra Terrestrial, You Must've Observed, Loved Ogling Green Indigenous Successful Team

Teasing eskimos amuses Moroccans

Bunter
24-11-2013, 04:25 PM
Teasing eskimos amuses Moroccans
Morose Octogenarian Rubs Orifice Calmly, Caressing Acronymist's Nubbin Softly.

Hiber-nation
24-11-2013, 06:38 PM
Morose Octogenarian Rubs Orifice Calmly, Caressing Acronymist's Nubbin Softly.

:confused:

:hmmm:

Steady On Fella, That's Licentious, Yeah?

Mr White
24-11-2013, 06:41 PM
:confused:

:hmmm:

Steady On Fella, That's Licentious, Yeah?

Yellow Emmisions Are Healing?

Twa Cairpets
24-11-2013, 09:45 PM
Yellow Emmisions Are Healing?

Hope ends as Lithuanians invoke new government

Hiber-nation
24-11-2013, 10:23 PM
Hope ends as Lithuanians invoke new government

Grannies Offering Very Explicit Rampant Nudity Makes Etymologist's Nightly Treat

snooky
24-11-2013, 10:51 PM
Grannies Offering Very Explicit Rampant Nudity Makes Etymologist's Nightly Treat

Tel Really Excels At Training

Hiber-nation
25-11-2013, 08:25 PM
Tel Really Excels At Training

Twacairpets Retches At Inuit Nan's Icy Nether Garments

Off the bar
26-11-2013, 06:01 PM
Twacairpets Retches At Inuit Nan's Icy Nether Garments

''Goals Are Required, More Effort Now!'' Terry Shouts

Hiber-nation
26-11-2013, 09:11 PM
''Goals Are Required, More Effort Now!'' Terry Shouts

Sad hearts Offer Utter Tw@ts Solace

Off the bar
27-11-2013, 05:36 PM
Sad hearts Offer Utter Tw@ts Solace

Smooth Octanagerian Lothario Always Cuddles Escorts

snooky
27-11-2013, 06:00 PM
Smooth Octanagerian Lothario Always Cuddles Escorts

Extortionate Soccer Cause Of Reducing The Support

Hiber-nation
27-11-2013, 06:51 PM
Extortionate Soccer Cause Of Reducing The Support

Salmond's Unrestrained Paper Provides Omnifarious Referendum Thoughts

Bunter
28-11-2013, 07:53 PM
Salmond's Unrestrained Paper Provides Omnifarious Referendum Thoughts
Thong Hitched, Octogenarian Underestimates Gusset Health, Testing Sanitation.

snooky
28-11-2013, 11:59 PM
Thong Hitched, Octogenarian Underestimates Gusset Health, Testing Sanitation.

Spend A Night In Tranent At The Institute Of Nostradamus

Twa Cairpets
29-11-2013, 08:43 AM
Spend A Night In Tranent At The Institute Of Nostradamus

Night of sadness threatens reality-absent dimbulbs as machinations unfold Sevcoesquely.

Hiber-nation
29-11-2013, 06:26 PM
Night of sadness threatens reality-absent dimbulbs as machinations unfold Sevcoesquely.

Satan's Eleven Verges Closely On Exciting Scenario Quelling Unfounded Elaborate Lies, Yeah?

Mr White
29-11-2013, 06:41 PM
Satan's Eleven Verges Closely On Exciting Scenario Quelling Unfounded Elaborate Lies, Yeah?

Yams Exiting Administration? Hardly.

Hiber-nation
29-11-2013, 09:06 PM
Yams Exiting Administration? Hardly.

Hibees Absolutely Roger Dingwall Losers. Yahoo!

Mr White
29-11-2013, 09:24 PM
Hibees Absolutely Roger Dingwall Losers. Yahoo!

You Are Hopelessly Optimistic Obviously!

Bunter
30-11-2013, 09:06 PM
You Are Hopelessly Optimistic Obviously!
Octogenarian Bashes Vulva Into Unctuous Solution Lessening Yuckiness.

Twa Cairpets
01-12-2013, 04:18 PM
Octogenarian Bashes Vulva Into Unctuous Solution Lessening Yuckiness.

Yams utterly, completely ko'd. Ineffectual neds effortlessly , stupendously stuffed.

Hiber-nation
01-12-2013, 06:10 PM
Yams utterly, completely ko'd. Ineffectual neds effortlessly , stupendously stuffed.

Seven's the Ultimate. Fast Forward Edinburgh Derby.

snooky
03-12-2013, 04:43 PM
Seven's the Ultimate. Fast Forward Edinburgh Derby.

Definitely Expecting Revenge - Beware Yamberoids!

Seekyit
03-12-2013, 10:55 PM
Yams are massacred by Easter Road outfit in derby slaughter

Twa Cairpets
04-12-2013, 04:21 PM
Yams are massacred by Easter Road outfit in derby slaughter

Somebody likes aging, ugly Grannies, hoping they enjoy rumpypumpy
.

Hiber-nation
04-12-2013, 05:47 PM
Somebody likes aging, ugly Grannies, hoping they enjoy rumpypumpy
.

Rotund Ugly Manky Pockmarked Yam Pumps Up Most Peculiar Yam-doll

Twa Cairpets
05-12-2013, 08:56 PM
Rotund Ugly Manky Pockmarked Yam Pumps Up Most Peculiar Yam-doll

Your action (mainboard) does offer lexicographical loyalty:cheers::thumbsup:

Hiber-nation
05-12-2013, 09:19 PM
Your action (mainboard) does offer lexicographical loyalty:cheers::thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

Lonely Old Yam Always Likes Tugging Yearlong

snooky
05-12-2013, 10:18 PM
:thumbsup:

Lonely Old Yam Always Likes Tugging Yearlong

Yesteryear Even Airheid Rooney Liked Old Naked Grannies

Mr White
07-12-2013, 10:23 AM
Yesteryear Even Airheid Rooney Liked Old Naked Grannies

Gross. Rooney And Naked Nana Induces Explosive Sickness.

Bunter
08-12-2013, 11:47 AM
Gross. Rooney And Naked Nana Induces Explosive Sickness.
Septuagenarian Inuit Crumples Knickers, Naughtily Expressing Slinky Salaciousness.

Twa Cairpets
08-12-2013, 05:37 PM
Septuagenarian Inuit Crumples Knickers, Naughtily Expressing Slinky Salaciousness.

Some a*s*h*l*s like abusing certain individuals, obviously unaware stupid nastiness engenders substandard soccer.

Hiber-nation
08-12-2013, 07:13 PM
Some a*s*h*l*s like abusing certain individuals, obviously unaware stupid nastiness engenders substandard soccer.

:agree:

Some Odious Comments Can Erode Resoluteness

Mr White
08-12-2013, 07:46 PM
:agree:

Some Odious Comments Can Erode Resoluteness

Randy Etymologist Seeks Old Ladies Undergarments To Enjoy Nightly, Ecstatically Sniffing Seams.

Twa Cairpets
08-12-2013, 08:44 PM
Randy Etymologist Seeks Old Ladies Undergarments To Enjoy Nightly, Ecstatically Sniffing Seams.

Sevco's elephantine Ally masticates sweets