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rainman
31-12-2008, 01:12 AM
Been reading a book with one liners and words of wisdom you should tell your kids. It's split into son and daughter chapters.

Anybody else got any words of wisdom for their kids?

I'll give a couple of examples.

Tell your daughter.....

"Don't date professional athletes, actors or musicians!

If they're successful, they'll cheat on you. If they're not successful, they'll be using bed sheets for curtains when they're forty."

Tell your son.....

"Never lose your temper!

Is there a sadder sight than a grown man screaming and stamping his feet like a 2 year old because he's missed a flight or his steak is overcooked?

Don't be that guy."
Nando™
31-12-2008, 01:17 AM
Son - "Support Hibs"
Daughter - "Support Hibs"

:agree:

Sorry I can't think of anything even slightly intelligent in this state...
GC
31-12-2008, 03:10 AM
Don't piss into the wind:agree:
Bunter
31-12-2008, 10:28 AM
Don't eat yellow snow. :wink:
matty_f
31-12-2008, 10:44 AM
"Stop it!"
Captain Emerald
31-12-2008, 10:50 AM
Don't run with scissors :tsk tsk:
Wilson
31-12-2008, 12:24 PM
:singing: Don't whiz on the electric fence.
danhibees1875
31-12-2008, 07:21 PM
Don't piss into the wind:agree:

Or up a hill. :rolleyes:
ArabHibee
31-12-2008, 08:13 PM
Dinnae shove yer Granny off the bus!
Lucius Apuleius
02-01-2009, 06:36 AM
Never run away from a man with a vibrator.
Bunter
02-01-2009, 10:48 AM
Never run away from a man with a vibrator.
Now that's just scary. Running away from a man with a vibrator is exactly what I'd be doing. :offski:

If the wind changes, your face will stay like that. :confused:
H18SScottW
02-01-2009, 12:45 PM
I was always told to be alert


and couldn't help wondering why lerts were required :confused:

Coat? Got it :rolleyes:
Lucius Apuleius
02-01-2009, 03:41 PM
[QUOTE=Bunter;1885303]Now that's just scary. Running away from a man with a vibrator is exactly what I'd be doing. :offski:

[QUOTE]

That is when the problems would start mate, imagine if he caught you. Always run towards him!

edit: I have never been chased by a man with a vibrator.
Bunter
02-01-2009, 03:48 PM
That is when the problems would start mate, imagine if he caught you. Always run towards him!

edit: I have never been chased by a man with a vibrator.
Ok........... I believe you...... :hmmm:

Have you been the chaser?
Lucius Apuleius
03-01-2009, 05:12 AM
Ok........... I believe you...... :hmmm:

Have you been the chaser?


Not to a male:greengrin
Mixu62
04-01-2009, 11:07 PM
Not to a male:greengrin

If I had a daughter I'd tell her to stay away from Gordon Turnbull!!:agree:
Lucius Apuleius
05-01-2009, 04:58 AM
If I had a daughter I'd tell her to stay away from Gordon Turnbull!!:agree:

I am a nice guy really. Sometimes a little misguided, but fundamentally a nice guy.:greengrin