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[steakbake]

Humpty Dumpty was most unpleased that his accident claim was turned down. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7572248.stm)

[Peevemor]

One milllllion dallarz....

[MyJo]

Filming begins on coneheads 2, Dan Ackroyd misses out on part to actor that requires less make up

[The_Todd]

"Do you expect me to talk, Mr Blofeld?"

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to get a short back and sides"

[Peevemor]

Once the stolen hair straighteners were located, the police had McMorrine by the short and curlies.

[steakbake]

It was a total bleach of trust.

[Mibbes Aye]

"Hairdresser finds himself on the tong side of the law"

[gringojoe]

Awwww **** Jim Duffy is playing me in the film version.

[The Green Goblin]

Thomas Gravesen (pictured) leaving Celtic Park for the last time yesterday.