Piers (Morgan) Moron

[Phil D. Rolls]

Have to say I had always thought Private Eye were a bit harsh on old P*nis, no-one could really be as big a tool as they were making out.

How wrong can you be? This man's performances on Britain's Got Talent are so jaw droppingly inappropriate that you just have to keep watching.

For example, the guy the other night was advised that balancing a burning barbeque on his chin might have been more interesting if he had "died or had a serious accident".

Why do we tolerate this prick on our screens, he is a discredited liar, with no talent, other than showing his own ego.

[steakbake]

Have to say I had always thought Private Eye were a bit harsh on old P*nis, no-one could really be as big a tool as they were making out.

How wrong can you be? This man's performances on Britain's Got Talent are so jaw droppingly inappropriate that you just have to keep watching.

For example, the guy the other night was advised that balancing a burning barbeque on his chin might have been more interesting if he had "died or had a serious accident".

Why do we tolerate this prick on our screens, he is a discredited liar, with no talent, other than showing his own ego.

I saw him on some weird show "Pride of Britain" award (sponsored by Walkers).

Leona Lewis (:drool:) looked unmoved to be given an award. Funny how she couldn't make it to the award ceremony itself.

I also noticed that the audience contained such luminaries as Linda Papadopolous - perpetual sofa pop-psychologist - and other such talk show limpets.

Morgan is an arse. A complete and utter cleft of the first order.

[Dashing Bob S]

I think Morgan's utter vileness, lack of talent, sheer vacuity of personality and manifest zero charm is actually the franchise the TV company use to feed rubbish like Britain's Got Talent to the masses. You can lead the most utterly worthless life and yet just switch on the telly and get an instant moral superiourity fix just by setting eyes on this loathsome creature.

[LiverpoolHibs]

I am willing to forgive Jeremy Clarkson for pretty much anything he does in his life purely for the fact that he battered the odious prick that is Piers Morgan.

[Dashing Bob S]

I am willing to forgive Jeremy Clarkson for pretty much anything he does in his life purely for the fact that he battered the odious prick that is Piers Morgan.

Didn't know about this. Clarkson (who I previously also disliked) has now gone up manifold in my estimation.

Any links?

[LiverpoolHibs]

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2ZsMFY0fg&feature=related

If we're allowed to post youtube vids. Unfortunately it isn't footage of it. :greengrin

[Dashing Bob S]

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2ZsMFY0fg&feature=related

If we're allowed to post youtube vids. Unfortunately it isn't footage of it. :greengrin

Much obliged. There is a god.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Much obliged. There is a god.

Please tell me it's not Jeremy Clarkson.

[Dashing Bob S]

Please tell me it's not Jeremy Clarkson.

Not by a long shot. But I love the idea of an altrecation between those two most tedious pests. I'd pay good money to watch them kick each other to death.

[steakbake]

Not by a long shot. But I love the idea of an altrecation between those two most tedious pests. I'd pay good money to watch them kick each other to death.

can Les Dennis be the referee?

[lyonhibs]

can Les Dennis be the referee?

With Russel Brand as the 4th official, and "self righteous, why don't you just stick to making awesome music" twat Bono as the ring announcer

The fight descends into chaos, as all participants tear each other limb from limb and the British public cry tears of sweet relief.

Except Clarkson - he's a legend. A prat maybe, but he is what he is, doesn't hide it.

Unless you count his reputed dalliances with ladies that weren't Mrs Clarkson of course.

[LiverpoolHibs]

With Russel Brand as the 4th official, and "self righteous, why don't you just stick to making awesome music" twat Bono as the ring announcer

The fight descends into chaos, as all participants tear each other limb from limb and the British public cry tears of sweet relief.

Except Clarkson - he's a legend. A prat maybe, but he is what he is, doesn't hide it.

Unless you count his reputed dalliances with ladies that weren't Mrs Clarkson of course.
Is there a musical genius also named Bono of whom I am unaware? :greengrin

[Phil D. Rolls]

Is there a musical genius also named Bono of whom I am unaware? :greengrin

No.

[fergal7]

If someone printed a story and snaps of you snogging your secretary that you were having an affair with behind the back of your pregnant wife, I wouldn't attract more attention by punching the guy.

[duncs]

If someone printed a story and snaps of you snogging your secretary that you were having an affair with behind the back of your pregnant wife, I wouldn't attract more attention by punching the guy.

But at the same time, Clarkson (and it's surprising that I'm defending the cretin) doesn't court the media and frankly, what he gets upto in his private life is his business, not mine, not yours and certainly not the editor of a national "newspaper." The Mirror pre-Maxwell was by all accounts an outstanding newspaper who focused on stories that actually mattered - not sensationalist rubbish and personality-driven news that Maxwell and Morgan seem to love.

[hibsdaft]

a win-win situation imo :thumbsup: