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    Subject : Permutations of Hibs being In or Out Europe. (14 - 18 May, 2018).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clerie Green View Post
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    What if it’s a draw ?

    Best of three game of rock, paper, scissors between Neil Lennon and Stephen Robinson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clerie Green View Post
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    What if it’s a draw ?

    Nae problem, Motherwell/Hibs select play in Europe.

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    Phew!! I can now watch the two leg Premiership play-off final, safe in the knowledge the outcome has no impact on who claims a European spot. I was a bit misled before the Sun cleared up the doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bringbackjoeT!! View Post
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    How's about this for a Hibs European exclusive, some top class investigative journalism on show here...

    https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/spo...ic-motherwell/


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    why is the journalist getting ripped to pieces on here we might know what's required, motherwell fans will know what's required, reads to me as though he's only letting scottish football fans know what will happen with the cup final result

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    Quote Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875 View Post
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    why is the journalist getting ripped to pieces on here we might know what's required, motherwell fans will know what's required, reads to me as though he's only letting scottish football fans know what will happen with the cup final result
    It's 400 words too long when 40 would have sufficed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RicheyWhite View Post
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    It's 400 words too long when 40 would have sufficed?
    Hibs qualify for Europe if Celtc win cup

    Did it in 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clerie Green View Post
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    What if it’s a draw ?

    What if some functionary at UEFA decides to apply some cursory due diligence to Sevco's FFP compliance and finds it wanting?

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    Next weeks Sun exclusive, "opening a packet of crisps made simple"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hackett View Post
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    Celtc will just have to win it again
    Excellent Cathro reference 10/10

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    Cant believe I just wasted a minute or so reading that. Journalism at its best.Its what we come to expect from a Scottish media that craps its pants from The Thes.

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    I've read the article a few times now, think I've just about worked it out..
    Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but Hibs will qualify if all of the following happens:
    Celtic draw, scoring at least 4 goals
    At the same time Motherwell win by 2 goals - scoring at least 3 in the process and not conceding more than 6
    All the players join hands at half time for a rendition of Ring a Ring o' Roses

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    I've read the article a few times now, think I've just about worked it out..
    Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but Hibs will qualify if all of the following happens:
    Celtic draw, scoring at least 4 goals
    At the same time Motherwell win by 2 goals - scoring at least 3 in the process and not conceding more than 6
    All the players join hands at half time for a rendition of Ring a Ring o' Roses
    No.

    I believe it's duck, duck, goose at HT

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    Could someone check my arithmetic please? If I put £20 on Motherwell to win the cup at 11/2 then I think the permutations are:

    - Celtic win, I lose £20, I'm happy
    - Motherwell win, I win £130, I'm sad but £130 worth of bladdered to ease the pain.

    Does that sound about right?

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    No.

    I believe it's duck, duck, goose at HT
    Well that changes everything

    Feeling a lot more confident now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Hackett View Post
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    Hibs qualify for Europe if Celtc win cup

    Did it in 8
    Celtc win = Hibs in Europe

    Did it in five
    ​#PERSEVERED


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibs Class View Post
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    Celtc win = Hibs in Europe

    Did it in five
    i'm going to have to insist on words and numerals only, i'm afraid

    disqualified for use of the equals sign

    and to rub salt in the wound i'll sign off with an emoji...


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    I think it's a permutation best described in something resembling a Haiku:

    Celtic score goal early
    In east Hibs fans cheer loud
    Motherwell upset

    Or a limerick:

    Celtic won't even break sweat
    They are a very good bet
    If they win the cup
    And don't **** it up
    The Hibees will need Easyjet

    Or

    There's a team in orange and maroon
    This summer their fans won't get broon
    Hibs are in Europe
    If Celtic win the cup
    And the Steelmen will feel very doon

    Or a simple couplet:

    Tomorrow we support a team in green
    As it has always been
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty Boy View Post
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    I think it's a permutation best described in something resembling a Haiku:

    Celtic score goal early
    In east Hibs fans cheer loud
    Motherwell upset

    Or a limerick:

    Celtic won't even break sweat
    They are a very good bet
    If they win the cup
    And don't **** it up
    The Hibees will need Easyjet

    Or

    There's a team in orange and maroon
    This summer their fans won't get broon
    Hibs are in Europe
    If Celtic win the cup
    And the Steelmen will feel very doon

    Or a simple couplet:

    Tomorrow we support a team in green
    As it has always been
    The Mothers will try for the cup
    With the bonus of playing in Europe
    If Celtc don't win
    No Hibees will grin
    And Rodgers will have really ****ed up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibs Class View Post
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    Celtc win = Hibs in Europe

    Did it in five
    Celtic Win, Hibs = Europe.

    4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bristolhibby View Post
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    Celtic Win, Hibs = Europe.

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    Ifcelticwinthenhibsareineurope, obviously.

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    Mon the Hibs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clerie Green View Post
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    What if it’s a draw ?

    SUN EXCLUSIVE:

    REVEALED: Your cut out and keep guide to "extra time"

    TOMORROW : The mystery they call "a penalty shootout". And why it shouldn't involve guns.

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    They've changed it. Top notch investigative journalism lost to the annuls of time. Sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bristolhibby View Post
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    Celtic Win, Hibs = Europe.

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    Lessers win Originals qualify.

    #lesserswinoriginalsqualify


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    If Celtic win Hibernian will rightfully take their place in European football.

    Easy four words.


    NEXT WEEK Arithmetic for dummies.

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    Rememberthat if the Sun ran a story to say how two and two equals four, I would still be doubting them.

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    How come nobody on here knew this until The Sun broke this exclusive story? Were are all ITK folk on here gone?

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    Wonder what the follow up will be? Another exclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
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    Could someone check my arithmetic please? If I put £20 on Motherwell to win the cup at 11/2 then I think the permutations are:

    - Celtic win, I lose £20, I'm happy
    - Motherwell win, I win £130, I'm sad but £130 worth of bladdered to ease the pain.

    Does that sound about right?
    Sorry fail - the outcome was always going to be £20 loss however should the impossible have happened you would have collected £130 winning £110. Do i win the smart alec award

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