Okay, probably not one that will be being belted out from the stands anytime soon, but this wee thing came into my head so thought I'd share it and let everyone tell me how sh**e it is .. in anticipation of such (and the fact I don't know the song THAT well.. I've just done the first 2 verses) .. ah well, it passed some time!
To the tune of "When I'm sixty four":
When you get older, and have no flair
Many years from now.
You'll be sending a long ball down the line,
Or a diagonal straight to our '9'
If we're being booed by quarter past 3,
Would you stay for more?
You're in the team mate, playing the Levein way.
If you're 6 feet 4.
I'll give set pieces to you
and if you say the word
I could make you gaffer too
You could be handy, taking the boos
When my tactics are wrong.
You can come to training - 5 aside,
Laps of the pitch if I've no had a ride.
Fouling and hoof, a stand with no roof,
atmosphere a bore.
You're in the team mate, playing the Levein way.
If you're 6 feet 4.
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Thread: Hearts and the Beatles
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06-11-2017 08:01 PM #1
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Hearts and the Beatles
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06-11-2017 08:27 PM #2NamelessLeft by mutual consent!This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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06-11-2017 10:15 PM #6
Really is it not bad enough that they have taken Let it Be as their home anthem?
I just cant understand how anyone can put the Beatles in the same sentence as their name......
Utter sacrilege !
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06-11-2017 10:18 PM #7
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06-11-2017 10:24 PM #10
More of a Stones fan myself the intro for Sympathy for the Devil suits Romanov... :) well without the taste obviously!
"We know the people who have invested so far are simple fans." Vladimir Romanov - Scotsman 10th December 2012
"Romanov was like a breath of fresh air - laced with cyanide." Me.
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06-11-2017 10:33 PM #11
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06-11-2017 11:34 PM #12This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote"We know the people who have invested so far are simple fans." Vladimir Romanov - Scotsman 10th December 2012
"Romanov was like a breath of fresh air - laced with cyanide." Me.
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07-11-2017 07:45 AM #14
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When beating hearts
I bet you think your the only team around
I bet you think your the only team in town
Well
You know its 8 in a row and i like it!
Repeat until necessary lol.
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07-11-2017 08:38 AM #15
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8 in a row
I like it
8 in a row
I like it
I crack myself up sometimes lol
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07-11-2017 09:25 AM #16
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I like it I like it
I like the way
That Hearts
Just keep on getting beat
And I'm liking it more with every game
And I'm shouting "more of the same"
I like it-are you liking it too
Courtesy Gerry and the Pacemakers
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07-11-2017 12:55 PM #18
Do we not have a beatles favourite already.
You're going down like a Russian submarine?
GGTTH
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07-11-2017 03:17 PM #19
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When I saw the thread title I immediately thought of Craig Levein “I am the walrus”....
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07-11-2017 03:34 PM #20
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Johhny Cash - Folsolm Prison
I hear the jamboes coming
Rolling round the bend
Theyve no best the hibees since
I dunno when
They escaped fae polmont prison
Just tae get pumped again
Na na na na na nana na na
Someone do the next verse haha
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07-11-2017 05:24 PM #21
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"Hey craig"
Hey, Craig, please make Hearts bad
Take yer ***** team and make them ****ter
Remember you let ***** into the Hearts
Now you can keep making them ****ter
Hey, Craig, don't be afraid
You're a specy version of Ian Cathro
The minute you started picking the team
Then you began to make it ****ter
And anytime you feel the pain,
Hey, Craig, dont refrain
carry the Heartz upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool
Who plays the ball cool
Keep making the Hearts a lot ****ter
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah
Hey, Craig, don't let Anne down
You have found her, now you can keep her
Remember she made you director of hoofball
Now you can keep making Hearts ****ter
So hoof it out and hoof it in,
Hey, Craig, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform good
And don't you know that it's just impossible,
Hey, Craig, you tool
The movement you need is from the chip on your shoulder
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah yeah
Hey, Craig, please make Hearts bad
Take yer ***** team and make them ****ter
Remember you let ***** into the Hearts
Now you can keep making them ****ter, ****ter, ****ter, ****ter, ****ter... oh!
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Craig
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Pots
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Gay, Specs
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hoof, baw(yeah, yeah, yeah)Last edited by Anti-hoofbaw; 07-11-2017 at 05:59 PM.
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08-11-2017 07:15 AM #22
Had this annoying ditty in my head after the last derby:
The yams just hacked down John McGinn again
He got up and blew them away again
Hearts will never win this game again
We've got John McGinn again
I'll get me coat.
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08-11-2017 03:52 PM #23
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Back in the ussr (potter on vocals)
We've been beat by hibs and dundee
Man i couldnt sleep last night
Watched the highlights on the way to killie
Man that was a dreadful sight
Im backing the team thus far
You dont know how big hearts are boy
Backing the team thus far
and Anne Budge always screams and shouts
Cause we always go behind
and with the jambo boys theres never a doubt
Cause we always look to
hoof it, hoof it, hoof it, hoof it
Up the line
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09-11-2017 12:19 PM #25
I thought this was going to be a thread about them and their special relationship with the Beatles. Like after winning WW1 they discovered the Beatles!:win
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Getting stuck into the bevy
And smoking big cigars
I knew we had it coming, years of misery
How we beat the Hibees, that I just cant see.
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09-11-2017 06:08 PM #27
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Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Then along came the 21st of May
Oh I believe in yesterday
Suddenly
There's none of the songs there used to be
Tiny's like a xxxxing library
Oh I believe in yesterday
I'll get my coat!
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10-11-2017 03:06 PM #28
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😂 thats class
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10-11-2017 03:28 PM #29
Songs for the Hertz
To be sung with arms stretched out with pointy fingers, pointing straight towards the Director Box when we're winning comfortably.....
"Annie are you watching?
Are you watching Annie?"
"Annie are you watching?
Are you watching Annie?"
"You've been done by the Leith originals"
The last line needs some work, all suggestions gratefully reviewed :)
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