Why do some guys insist on going to the toilet for a Jarkko Wiss, using a cubicle, but not shutting the bloody door!
Does it excite you to think of someone not paying attention and walking into the back of you with your pork truncheon in your hand?
Do you enjoy awkward exchanges with other men while fiddling with your junk?
Just shut the damn door, it’s not difficult..........rant over.
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22-03-2018 01:49 PM #1
Why?!
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22-03-2018 02:10 PM #2
Nowt as strange as folk.
I worked beside a guy who would not stand beside anyone at the urinals, always had to be at least one clear urinal between him and anyone else. His explanation was it wasn't cool and he needed his "man" space. If there was someone was having a hit and a miss and was standing in the middle of 3 urinals he would then use a cubicle but did close the door.
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22-03-2018 02:23 PM #3
When "Maison Hector" opened in Stockbridge they had a urinal wide enough for 4-5 blokes. The back of it was a huge mirror which was meant to have a constant cascade of water running down it, serving as a feature as well as the flush. After a couple of weeks however, the water was switched off (probably too wasteful) so you were left pissing against a big mirror. When it was busy all you could see was tadgers wherever you looked.
I'm not at all prudish, but even I found it a bit disconcerting.
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If you shut the door, there's always the chance that somebody will push it open and hit you in the erse, mid-stream.
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22-03-2018 04:15 PM #7
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What's wrong with doing a number 2??
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22-03-2018 05:22 PM #8
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You men are just weird
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22-03-2018 07:24 PM #10
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22-03-2018 08:17 PM #11This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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22-03-2018 08:35 PM #12
At what age is it no longer acceptable to undo your breeks and y's to your ankles when having a Lillian Gish?
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22-03-2018 08:53 PM #15
Given the option I'll always take the urinal leaving the most space between me and others in there. It's probably the quickest calculation the human brain can make.
Mon the Hibs.
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22-03-2018 09:00 PM #16
A thing that always shocks me is folk taking their drink into stinking pub bogs. It really gives me the boak - I have an image of a skin of brown and yellow particles forming on top of the drink.
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22-03-2018 10:44 PM #17This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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23-03-2018 06:23 AM #19This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I tend to find one hand is normally sufficient for holding so what you meant to do with the other hand? What did folk do with their spare hand before mobile phones?
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23-03-2018 06:37 AM #21This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Ah ok.
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23-03-2018 09:04 AM #23
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It can resume from whatever age binge drinking starts.
Or 73. Whichever comes first.Last edited by Hibbyradge; 23-03-2018 at 09:12 AM.
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23-03-2018 12:31 PM #25
I don't get the guys that have to rest their arm on the wall above the urinal and lean right over.
Personally, I like to take a slash in the cubicle (with the door shut), that way I never feel rushed with folk waiting or hovering about and avoid some proper weird behaviour from others.
There was a guy the other day having a phone conversation while he peed.Follow the Hibs podcast, Longbangers, on Twitter (@longbangers)
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Boak!!Follow the Hibs podcast, Longbangers, on Twitter (@longbangers)
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23-03-2018 12:50 PM #29This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Drop 'em, I say, drop 'em all!
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23-03-2018 04:22 PM #30
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I use the cubicle for a micturition as I wear long johns and I don't want to stand with my bum showing
in front of others. People that is, not bums.
Door locked too. Scrub hands and try and get out without touching the door handle.
In my experience as a frequent cubicle user I would say only 20% or so wash their hands.
Fess up, anyone??
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