On another thread someone suggested Fan Shouts should get its own thread.
Last season at Dumbarton a refined Irish voice boomed out behind me to everyone's amusement
"Come on Hibernian..this is MEDIOCHRE"
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Thread: Funniest fan shouts
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19-02-2018 12:19 PM #1
Funniest fan shouts
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19-02-2018 12:23 PM #2
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I remember about 15 years ago at Rugby Park we went 1-0 up and about 10 mins later some elderly chap arose and randomly shouted "you're no laughing now Killie crowd"
Maybe you had to be there
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19-02-2018 12:36 PM #3
Was at a local Accies match back in the day (free match tickets with school)
An older guy sitting right at the front shouts at the top of his voice "C'mon the real hoops!" Made me laugh and i can still remember it 10+ years later
A more recent-ish one was when i was sitting at the East during the butcher era. It was close to our relegation when a guy throws his season ticket and scarf pitch-wards then shouts "there's only 1 Kevin Thomson" but in the middle he loses his voice and squeaks out the shout
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19-02-2018 12:41 PM #4
At the match on Saturday, Scott Allan comes over to take a corner. "Brilliant, Scotty", "Welcome back", etc. He takes the corner - "Well done.... JUDAS" in a jokey way though
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19-02-2018 12:42 PM #5
I remember us playing someone in the late 70's or early 80's an away game. Their sponsor was Tractor Shovels, when their name was announced a couple of guys in front of us instantly started singing you can stick you tractor shovels up your erse. I think we were at tiny.
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19-02-2018 12:42 PM #6
Back in 1999/2000 I remember a Hibs v Dundee game at Easter Road, someone in the East behind me shouted at Willie Falconer, "Falconer, you're a bird". It was funny at the time.
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19-02-2018 12:49 PM #8
Game at Brockville, mid-80s and some bloke was giving the linesman absolute pelters (bearing in mind the enclosure was very close to the pitch, almost touching distance). On and on the grief was relentlessly dished out, until thankfully (for the linesman) half-time was welcomed.
Into the second half and almost immediately the same linesman flags for an obvious offside and the angry voice erupted again, “Hoi, Linesman...” the offending official turned with a puzzled look on his face, the tone of the abuser changed to frivolous benevolence, “you’re doing much better now!”
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19-02-2018 12:55 PM #9
Hibs v West Ham when one of my mates shouted “Hartson ya English c***!”
For a brief moment everyone who heard it in the East Terracing thought my mate knew something that no one else knew. Then a chorus of folk pointed out my mates mistake
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19-02-2018 12:59 PM #10
I remember being in the old North enclosure for an incredibly dull league cup group match in the early 80s. Hibs had already used both subs when Arthur Duncan took a knock to an ankle with about 15 minutes left. The physio strapped it up (over sock & boot) and left Arthur to limp around for the remainder of the game. The bandage eventually came undone and a guy behind me shouted "Duncan, you're hobbling aboot there like the f***in' Andrex puppy". Given that there were only about 3k in the ground and Arthur was about 5 yards away he couldn't help but hear.
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19-02-2018 01:01 PM #11
"Come on Hibernian ..show some GUMPTION"
The lady with loudest voice in lower West.
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19-02-2018 01:03 PM #12
There's an old boy that sits at the back of the West upper (between hospitality and the FF end) who shouts every match at the referee but with truly awful insults. Things like "learn the rules" etc. They're funny for being so bad.
At my old seat in the West Lower, there was a great shout at the linesman (decked in red) who was having a howler. "Linesman, stand still - you're more use as a postbox!".Follow the Hibs podcast, Longbangers, on Twitter (@longbangers)
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19-02-2018 01:10 PM #13
Fat bald guy that sits a few seats along from me was giving a tirade of abuse to the ref shortly before we got relegated. The guy got himself into such a tizz over the decision and got his words mixed up shouted “AWAY AND GET **** TAE YERSEL”
You had to be there...
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19-02-2018 01:11 PM #14
Guy at Dunfermline away last year continued the same shout every time the ball was in the air -
"come on Hibs, 1st ball, 2nd ball, 3rd ball, 4th ball, 5th ball"
Then proceeded to shout -
"come on you with the ginger hair" (Fyvie) Figured he was a top fan after that..
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19-02-2018 01:12 PM #15
A Hibs player, the identity of whom I can't remember, had the ball in the middle of the park, but there wasn't much movement up ahead so he accelerated a bit and clearly intended to go for goal.
I shouted, "Oh Dinny f***ing shoot...GOAL!"
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19-02-2018 01:17 PM #16This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
In fairness to the guy he said "What do I know?" and had a laugh about it. Couldn't have timed it better.Follow the Hibs podcast, Longbangers, on Twitter (@longbangers)
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19-02-2018 01:21 PM #17
No so much funny shouts but some memory recall and a memorable character
Back in the 60s, i mind a great character called Willie.
Came fae Pilton/Muirhouse area.
Older Gunner guys will mind him.
You heard Willie before you seen him,Hibs daft.
Its all he spoke about .....The Hibs !
He had an alsatian dog named "Rebel"
I think he used to take it to some home games!
Barking mad... Willie, no the dug!
Anyway ,Willie's shouts included
"Come on the Hibernian FC Football Club!"
"Cmon the colour of the grass"
Some other shouts,though "funny" in that era,unprintable today.
I think even Rebel cringed !
Another one, that wisnae exclusive tae Willie,was being critical of any particular striker who was having a "bad game"
"Away ye go[players name].Ye couldnae score in a brothel wae a handfae o fivers and a doctors certificate".
Back in the sixties at the Holy Ground, it still being a big stadium with the huge main terracing, it wisnae unknown for there to be crowds as low as 3/4 thousand.
You could hear every shout.
The ground then could be like an echo chamber.
The players could certainly hear the critics as well.
One story goes that when Bertie Auld played wae Hibs, he was recovering from an injury and was in a game for the reserve team at home.
A guy in the old enclosure was continually giving Bertie dogs abuse for some reason.
Bertie heard every comment,as this guys verbals could be heard all around
He eventually went over (or maybe jumped over) the enclosure wall and said tae the guy (wae a smile)
"Me and you outside efter the game,pal.!Last edited by Mick O'Rourke; 19-02-2018 at 01:26 PM.
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19-02-2018 01:22 PM #18
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A good few years back, sitting behind the goals at Tanadice, a guy shouts “Get back to the hills have eyes ya baldy barsteward” at the referee John Rowbotham. Laughed so much I missed a few minutes of the game with the tears in my eyes.
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19-02-2018 01:22 PM #19
i remember someone in the opposition team got a yellow card. From where i was sitting in the old east, in the low sun it looked like a red. I was the only one who over celebrated the yellow card. Very embarrassing and got some strange looks.
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19-02-2018 01:31 PM #20
Guy was getting searched outside the East Stand a few seasons ago. He asked the steward why and he said “it’s for flares”. The boy replied instantly “Flair? There’s been nae flair doon this way for years.”
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19-02-2018 01:33 PM #21
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Not especially funny but there's a bunch of guys behind me in the west that always do what appears to me as some outdated Michael Jackson Impressions. There was a balding ginger guy with them last season who was the worst culprit but he appears to have disappeared this season, overheard a conversation between them about court so maybe he's in jail.
They also appear to dislike the west stand which I find odd.
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19-02-2018 01:37 PM #22
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I had a rant about short corners at the Scotland v Ireland game a couple of years ago. I shouted to the high heavens to stick it in the box as short corners were rotten; only for us to score one the the best short corner routines I've ever seen.
Took some stick afterwards
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19-02-2018 01:40 PM #23
Does anyone remember the guy who used to continually tell all the passengers upstairs on the number 1 bus that "I'm a Hibby"?
This wasn't on match days.
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19-02-2018 01:48 PM #24
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I'm sure it was an old BP youth cup game and john rowbottom game running over to the east terrace. To run the line. 'Its beaker from the muppets' came the shout.
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19-02-2018 01:50 PM #25
THe other week: Kamberi gets tackled, I hear behind be '**** SAKE STOKES!!!'
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19-02-2018 02:25 PM #26
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I should just keep my mouth shut at the football!
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19-02-2018 02:32 PM #28
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Heard “ Malonga you couldn’t control your your your emotions
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19-02-2018 02:34 PM #29
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Ma cousin Tommy Flynn (originally fae The'Market)used tae drink wae Willie and his brother John in the Gunner and The Doocot
I knew them both well too.
Comical trio they were over a game of dominoes!
Hibernians to a man!Last edited by Mick O'Rourke; 19-02-2018 at 02:49 PM.
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